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Post by smashbro on Sept 18, 2007 19:22:14 GMT -5
The jokes are funny.  im gonna post some later ;D |
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Post by smashbro on Sept 18, 2007 19:22:42 GMT -5
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Post by owesome on Sept 18, 2007 19:23:38 GMT -5
Hahaha do you watch southpark?
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Post by smashbro on Sept 18, 2007 19:24:42 GMT -5
no
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Post by Shiraku on Sept 19, 2007 11:17:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car to work. He throws the car to work, and threatens to throw the bus too if he doesn't get paid.
What do you REALLY see before you die?
The end credits to Walker Texas Ranger.
Who'd win in a fight between Superman and Chuck Norris?
Trick question. Chuck Norris is Superman.
Chuck Norris gets on a train with zombie Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and Rosie O' Donnel.
There were no survivors.
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Post by smashbro on Sept 19, 2007 15:06:22 GMT -5
those are good
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Post by owesome on Sept 19, 2007 15:07:59 GMT -5
Yeah funnY with a capital Y
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Post by smashbro on Sept 19, 2007 17:45:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
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Post by smashbro on Sept 19, 2007 17:47:02 GMT -5
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises
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Post by owesome on Sept 19, 2007 19:00:07 GMT -5
Hahahaaha
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Post by Shiraku on Sept 19, 2007 22:14:29 GMT -5
"When Chuck Norris decides to do pushups, the planet is slightly pushed in whatever direction Chuck is putting most force into" said geologists after experimenting with the Chuck Phenom Theory.
The reason we have day and night is because Chuck has a 23.5 hour attention span.
When asked what was his favorite thing to do, Chuck replied "Wake up in the morning, because I know I'll have a truly wonderful day". Chuck's attourney insists that the interviewer appeared to be threatening Chuck Norris, not laughing at him, so it was an act of self defense.
Chuck makes commercials for "Total Gym". If you don't think this is funny, go to hell.
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Post by smashbro on Sept 21, 2007 13:49:55 GMT -5
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Post by smashbro on Sept 21, 2007 13:52:47 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck
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Post by ready2brawl on Sept 22, 2007 17:06:18 GMT -5
There is no Loch Ness Monster. It's only Chuck's pet dinosaur.
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Post by smashbro on Sept 22, 2007 17:23:55 GMT -5
thats good
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im gonna post some later ;D
smashbro ~~~ Authority: 20 ~~~ Combat: 10
