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Post by lordgnaw on Oct 6, 2007 3:11:09 GMT -5
A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.
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Post by ready2brawl on Oct 14, 2007 21:58:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Godzilla is a Chuck Norris clone gone wrong.
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Post by Shiraku on Oct 15, 2007 11:30:09 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can MAKE 2+2 = 5.
Chuck Norris has 3 homes. His foot has an apartment on your face, his fist has a condo in your gut, and his beard has a mansion in Oklahoma.
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Post by ready2brawl on Oct 17, 2007 21:11:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once scared a German guy who spoke only German into talking in English.
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