Chapter 3: Smashbro, Dervish and Dobs

[smashbro]

Smashbro was sitting alone, with Jordan. “So, Jordan…do you want to go out with me…like on a date…” Jordan seemed excited. “Yes! Of course I want to go out with you, …” Smashbro woke up.
He was stitting on a cloud. Literally. Smashbro woke up in Pit’s home world, Angel Land. He looked off into the distance. All he saw was clouds and nothingness. The clouds did look beautiful. They were all golden and orange and purple. But where was Pit? Where was anyone? And what happened to Plusle and Buddy? He stood all alone, wondering.

[Dervish]

{ Castle Seige}

Dervish awoke in a big room with a tall dome for a ceiling. their were paintings and statues everywhere. at first dervish thoguht he was home but he noticed the statues were different and totally tasteless. dervish recovered from the vortex after affect and decided to look around. he stood up and started to walk out of the room without any care because he knew he would crush who ever stood in his way. but a thoguth struck dervish.. where was Archenaus?!?! they were together before the vortex and when they were sucked in. where was he? but then thoguth that he was probably somewhere in the caslte. he thoguht everyone else was in the castle. dervish set out to look but not for eveyone but only for Archenaus. he could care less about the rest of them.......

[Dobs]

Dobs had just finished off another primid when he felt a force pull at him from behind. He began to fly back and before he knew what was going on, he blacked out.

Dobs woke up, choking on salt water. He kept coughing it up as he crawled onto a beach. Dobs looked around and tried to figure out where he was. He had no idea.

Dobs: Wha-, thats a lot of water, and this is a small chuck of land, magmar is gone, i cant swim, its hot, and im hungy, i'm out of waffles.............. magical

Dobs circled the small island he was on to see if anyon lived there, they didn't. However he did find an underground bunker filled with rum. MAke that empty rum, only a few bottles remained.

Dobs: Think positive.... Mariella's not here, and ive got 80 pounds of empty rum to pass the time until someone comes by.

Dobs sat on the shore with his remaining rum and waited. He was done with it in about ten minutes.

Dobs: Why is the rum always gone?

(OOC Im in hyrule sea, WW, if you couldn't tell)

[smashbro]

Smashbro started to walk around Angel Land. For a while, he saw nothing but clouds. then, in the distance, there was an ancient greek style building. Smashbro started to jog. I hope someone is there. maybe they can help. he got closer, and he saw there was no roof, just pillars surrounding a slightly raised platform. a figure could be seen, laying on the platform, unmoving. Maybe its Pit. or some enemy, waiting to attack. he ran and took out his sword. smashbro came close enough to see that it was Pit.
"Pit? PIT! Are you ok?!?" smashbro tried to shake him awake.

[Dobs]

{Hyrule Sea}

Dobs had been sitting on the beach for three days. That night, He stood out in the shallows and a group off sea turtles surrounded him slowley. He would ahve made a raft, but lacked sufficietn back hair.

Dobs: I EFFING HATE THIS PLACE! AGGGHHHHH! ITS HOT, IM BORED, THE RUM IS GONE, I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THIS WATER, AND EVERYTHING IS REALLY BUBBLY AND CARTOONY! AAAAGHHHHHHHH!

Then Dobs looked to the sky and saw a shootin star. It seemed to be approaching him.

Dobs: Double you tee eff?

Magmar fell out of the sky and collided with Dobs, plowing him into the ground.

Dobs: MAGMAR! youre ok! finally some good news.
Magmar: Magmar mag magmar? (Where are we exactly?)
Dobs: A watery hell....
Magmar: Magmar magmar (well this sucks)
Dobs: *looks at magmar's tail* CRAP! YOU CAN GET US OUT OF HERE! You can light the rum and make a signal fire! WOOT!
Magmar: magMAR! ( HELLS YEA!)

They lit the fire and sat on the shore ant waited. The next morning they saw the sail of a small red boat coming over the horizon....

[smashbro]

{Angel Land}
"Uuhhh...Huh?" Pit got up. "What happened? Oh wait, i remember! there was th ebattle of the Dojo and then i got sent here by master Hand and then some of the subspace army came through to attack this world."
"How do you know that much?" smashbro wondered.
"Thing is i dont think you can get to your friends until you finish the fight here. Some of the army was down behind those clouds there, we should go and help." Pit said, and walked in the direction he pointed.
Pits acting pretty wierd...let me use my orb to make sure he's good.Smashbro did, and Pit was, in fact, normal. Hmmm...ah well, I better go help

[Dervish]

dervish was walking down a hallway when suddenly everything shook.(remeber dervish didnt know where he was) he stoped. looked around.... it happened again...... dervish ran to a window and realized that the place wa under attack. he now knew where he was... castle seige! a flaming ock came shoting straight at the window. dervish ducked and the rock went flying over him... then another cam at him... dervish stared at it and it shot back at the poeple shooting at him. he walked out of the room but now he just wanted to leave.....

[Dobs]

Dobs and Magmar were still sitting on the beach, waiting for the boat to arrive.

Dobs: Wow, those sail boats are so damn fast these days.
Magmar: Magmar(at least we'll be rescued eventually.

*3 hours later*
Magmar & Dobs: (singing) bla bla bla bla blaa....... and really bad eggs..........bla bla bla YOHO! yoho yoooo hooooo a pirates life for me! I LOVE THIS SONG!

ww link steps on to the beach off of the king of red lions.

link: Having fun?

[smashbro]

Pit and Smashbro went into the cloud valley, and beat all of the minions.
"So...how do i get out of here?" asked smashbro.
"i tihnk theres a central power source that is concealing all of Angel Land. As long as its destroyed, a portal should open for you to leave." they started to walk away. "I heard there was some foreign object that was due west of here." they walked on in silence for a few minutes.
"So, Blanks dead. But why was he like he was?"
"Smashbro, what vexes all men?" asked Pit.
"The sea? sums? a woman? The dichotomy of good and evil?" smashbro suggested.
"No. Power. He grew so hungry for power, he could never satisfy his hunger. Taking over the video game worlds was only his first step."
"Its a good thing we stopped him then." said smashbro, thinking abpout the dichotomy of good and evil.

[Dobs]

{Random Island, Hyrule Sea}

Link: What are you doing.
Dobs: Expressing our anguish though the majesty of song!
Link: .......ok, you need a ride out of here.
Dobs: No, we like sitting on a ten square foot rock in the middle of the ocean with no food or water. It gives us pleasure.
Link: I wouldn't be so sardonic right now, i've got a boat and you can't swim.
Dobs: PLLEEEESE get us OFF OF HERE! ;D
Link: No problem, you'll have to squeeze, my boat is kinda small.
Dobs: Nooooooo problem buddy.

The three of them squeeze onto the king of red lions and link withdraws the windwaker and changes the wind.

Dobs: Whats that thing.
Link: Its the wind waker, i use it to control the winds of hyrule. I'm gonna drop you guys off on my home island Outset Island.
Dobs: Thanks a lot, maybe we can find a way to get back with the SSS there.
King of Red Lions: The what?
Dobs: I'll explain everything on the way to Outset.

They set sail, on a looooooong sail.

[smashbro]

Pit and smashbro walked on for some time, not seeing anything but clouds.
"So, why is there,...nothing...here. I mean, all we're walking on is clouds, and i dont see anytihng for miles!" said smashbro, getting bored.
"Well, we were dropped off in the middle of nowhere. Most of the cities and such are even farther west from here. But we should reach the portal before we get to any city." Pit said. Then he started to stare at the ground, as if he was looking for something.
"What're you looki..." smashbro said, as they fell through some unstable clouds. They landed on a brink walkway, and could see 10 greaps. There was only enough room for two greaps to be lined up next to each other. the first swung down its arms? and trapped pit, after his toga was hooked onto the axe on the end of greap's arm.
"It's up to you!" yelled Pit.

[Dervish]

dervish ran out of the front enterance of the castle and saw the enemy firing. he knew they werent firing at him but he wanted to have some fun so he started to charge at them.. stopping anything shot at the castle and shoting it back. he finaly reached them and started to fly into the air gathering his strength. he started to shoot everywhere killing everyone. all the time laghing like a maniac. some people started to run away... while they were running dervish picked them up and threw them into walls... other people... anything to killl them. he was having fun..... destroying everything there......

[smashbro]

Smashbro started to send out energy waves at the greaps. it didnt seem to affect them at all. But smashbro only had to worry about 1 or 2 at a time.
"Hmmm....they said this on the dojo...whats their weak spot?" smashbro wondered, looking at the greap. "with most enemies its behind them. i guess i better jump over them." smashbro said. He lured the greap to get its axes stuck in the ground, then tried to jump over. smashbro couldnt jump high enough, so he had to jump off the greaps head to get over it. At this, the greap cried out.
"AAAHHHHH!!!!" it seemed like it was hurt.
"Ok....so thats its weak spot." smashbro jump back over it and slashed down with his sword. The first one exploded. Then, smashbro ran over to the one who had trapped Pit. Smashbro changed his energy sword to a staff, jumped, and pushed the staff onto the greaps head. smashbro pushed off with the staff just as the greap exploded. smashbro then started throwing out energy slashes in the air, some of which hit other greaps.
"2 down, 8 to go." smashbro and pit fought again

[Dobs]

{Outset Island}

The party arrived on the shore of outset very late at night. The flame of Magmar's tail was being used for light.

Link: Alright, you guys can stay at my house for the night, and in the morning we can find a way to get you back with the SSS.
Dobs: Ok cool, i just need to sleeep.
Link: You guys gotta be really quiet though, my sister and my grandma are both sleeping.
Magmar: Magmar mag (quiet's my middle name)

The group tiptoed into the small house.

Link: (whispering) Listen, i've got to go, i have things to take care of, just stay here until i get bakc.
Dobs: What happens in the morning when your family finds a strange person in their house?
Link: Just tell them youre friends of mine, youll be fine.

Link left the house, used the windwaker, and set sail. Dobs out magmar into his pokeball and went straight to sleep.

[smashbro]

Smashbro jumped off of ones greap's head to the back of the group and started to jump on the greaps in the back. Pit launched arrows toward the greaps in front. They took out the greaps easily, and got ready to continue.
"What were you looking down at before?" asked smashbro.
"There's a city up ahead? I didnt know it was there." Pit said, not sounding surprised at all. Centurions started running from the city.
"*Squawk* Don't eat me! *Squawk* No! Don't eat me!" a parrot flew from the city, toward smashbro and Pit.
"I won't eat you." said smashbro. The city was being attack by the subspace army.
"Why are you guys running...er...flying? We should turn around and fight. If we can't outrun them, we can take them." said smashbro, taking out his energy sword.
"Why fight when you can negotiate? All one requires is the proper leverage." said Pit.
"What do you mean?" asked smashbro.
"we let them capture you and they leave the city, then i break you out." Pit said.
"No, we can take them." smashbro said. they ran to the city.

Smashbro and Pit ran to the city, and saw Bytans and Greaps.
_{"The greaps aren't supposed to be here..." said Pit}