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Post by Dobs on Feb 16, 2009 0:23:50 GMT -5
Samus would rip batman a new asshole in minutes >: 0 i'll give you a mega-essay about why samus pwns tommorow. I'm tired  . |
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Post by lloydexphere on Feb 16, 2009 11:04:30 GMT -5
ok!
I like mega pwn essays ;D
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Post by NBAplaya8484 on Feb 16, 2009 11:33:30 GMT -5
Samus would rip batman a new not a very nice person in minutes >: 0 i'll give you a mega-essay about why samus pwns tommorow. I'm tired . and again thats Video game wise...saying movie wise whats you opinion |
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Post by lloydexphere on Feb 16, 2009 11:46:31 GMT -5
I am pretty sure Samus could beat Batman and Master Chief.
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Post by Dobs on Feb 16, 2009 13:06:50 GMT -5
Lol, forum censored me "not very nice person." Yeah, in any form of media, Samus would destroy Batman and Master Chief combined. Here's why:
At age 3 (i think) Ridley and his Pirate friends raid's Samus' home planet and kills everyone on it including her parents, and she narrowly survives. The Chozo feel guilty and take her with them back to their home on Zebes. The infuse her with Chozo blood so that she can survive in Zebes' climate, and that gives her boosts in her physical fitness and such.
SO, they give her a kickass power suit and train her to kill Metroids and such. Then on her first mission as a bounty hunter, she goes into Zebes ALONE and single-handedly kills Kraid, Ridley, Mother Brain, and pretty much every creature that ever lived on the planet.
Later, Samus goes to the Metroid homeworld and exterminates the entire species; alone.
I could give you a plot of every metroid game ever telling you how Samus always manages to own EVERYBODY by herself. But, i'd bore you.
Plasma Beam, Screw Attack, Speed Boost, and Super Missiles are all Samus would need to beat anybody.
Batman is a rich little boy who buys himself gadgets to fight crime with and souds like he has lung cancer.
Any questions?
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Post by bobsnicket on Feb 16, 2009 15:03:55 GMT -5
Well, in my opinion, "top-most hero" does not mean most powerful. I would have to say Aslan the Lion for the following reasons: 1. He never even so much as flinches toward doing something evil 2. He doesn't help for personal glory, but for the love he has for his people 3. He always wins, even when it seems like he won't 4. He always makes the enemy look like a retard in the end, but is merciful enough to spare their lives even though they would hardly do the same 5. He freaking DIES just for the sake of ONE child, who happened to be a traitorous brat that didn't deserve it 6. He's always there when he is really needed, and teaches everyone invaluable lessons 7. He doesn't succeed on confidence in his powers, but in knowledge that good will triumph over evil I'm pretty sure all of your heroes fail to satisfy at least 1 of my reasons listed above. |
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Post by SLE on Feb 16, 2009 15:13:02 GMT -5
Well, in my opinion, "top-most hero" does not mean most powerful. I would have to say Aslan the Lion for the following reasons: 1. He never even so much as flinches toward doing something evil 2. He doesn't help for personal glory, but for the love he has for his people
3. He always wins, even when it seems like he won't4. He always makes the enemy look like a retard in the end, but is merciful enough to spare their lives even though they would hardly do the same 5. He freaking DIES just for the sake of ONE child, who happened to be a traitorous brat that didn't deserve it 6. He's always there when he is really needed, and teaches everyone invaluable lessons 7. He doesn't succeed on confidence in his powers, but in knowledge that good will triumph over evilI'm pretty sure all of your heroes fail to satisfy at least 1 of my reasons listed above. The bolded ones are pretty common in heroes, sonic the hedgehog meets those requirements |
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Post by eiron on Feb 16, 2009 15:27:41 GMT -5
This. But not because I said so, but because its true. |
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Post by lloydexphere on Feb 16, 2009 16:40:08 GMT -5
Lol, forum censored me "not very nice person." Yeah, in any form of media, Samus would destroy Batman and Master Chief combined. Here's why: At age 3 (i think) Ridley and his Pirate friends raid's Samus' home planet and kills everyone on it including her parents, and she narrowly survives. The Chozo feel guilty and take her with them back to their home on Zebes. The infuse her with Chozo blood so that she can survive in Zebes' climate, and that gives her boosts in her physical fitness and such. SO, they give her a kickass power suit and train her to kill Metroids and such. Then on her first mission as a bounty hunter, she goes into Zebes ALONE and single-handedly kills Kraid, Ridley, Mother Brain, and pretty much every creature that ever lived on the planet. Later, Samus goes to the Metroid homeworld and exterminates the entire species; alone. I could give you a plot of every metroid game ever telling you how Samus always manages to own EVERYBODY by herself. But, i'd bore you. Plasma Beam, Screw Attack, Speed Boost, and Super Missiles are all Samus would need to beat anybody. Batman is a rich little boy who buys himself gadgets to fight crime with and souds like he has lung cancer. Any questions? No questions, it's well said. If anyone wants to actually know the story plots they should play the games. |
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Post by ready2brawl on Feb 16, 2009 17:36:38 GMT -5
Snicket, there is a hole in your argument larger than any you have ever left.
Aslan is perfect. He has no personal challenges to overcome. A hero is measured, nay, defined by their personal obstacles. A hero must have an innate sense of what is truly right, and, despite all that faces them, must still make the right decision. Aslan's heart is truly pure. He has no choices to make. Even though he can understand evil, he cannot even consider evil as an option.
The reason why Rick Blaine is the greatest hero of all time is because
*SPOILERS FOR A MOVIE THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER WATCH EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD*
even though he can do many things, he chooses what is best for the greater good. He could have given the letters of transit to the Nazis and probably made an incredible profit. But he doesn't. He could have sold them for an even greater profit to someone random off the street. But he doesn't. He could have taken the letters and spent the rest of his life happy in America (or at least somewhere other than the cesspool that is Casablanca) with Ilsa, the love of his life. But he doesn't. He gives the letters to Victor Laszlo, the one man who can stir up strength and courage against the Nazis, and forces Ilsa (who also happens to be Victor's wife and true love) to go to Lisbon and leave himself alone, probably to be arrested and promptly killed. In the end, that sacrifice is what makes him stand out as the greatest hero of all time.
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Post by lloydexphere on Feb 16, 2009 17:40:34 GMT -5
Aslan is perfect. He has no personal challenges to overcome. A hero is measured, nay, defined by their personal obstacles. A hero must have an innate sense of what is truly right, and, despite all that faces them, must still make the right decision. Aslan's heart is truly pure. He has no choices to make. Even though he can understand evil, he cannot even consider evil as an option. And that is why Lloyd is the greatest hero. Play the games and I wont spoil it. |
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Post by bobsnicket on Feb 16, 2009 17:57:10 GMT -5
Who says that being perfect isn't a choice? Jesus could have been worse than Satan, but he chose not to. |
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Post by NBAplaya8484 on Feb 16, 2009 18:09:24 GMT -5
Lol, forum censored me "not very nice person." Yeah, in any form of media, Samus would destroy Batman and Master Chief combined. Here's why: At age 3 (i think) Ridley and his Pirate friends raid's Samus' home planet and kills everyone on it including her parents, and she narrowly survives. The Chozo feel guilty and take her with them back to their home on Zebes. The infuse her with Chozo blood so that she can survive in Zebes' climate, and that gives her boosts in her physical fitness and such. SO, they give her a kickass power suit and train her to kill Metroids and such. Then on her first mission as a bounty hunter, she goes into Zebes ALONE and single-handedly kills Kraid, Ridley, Mother Brain, and pretty much every creature that ever lived on the planet. Later, Samus goes to the Metroid homeworld and exterminates the entire species; alone. I could give you a plot of every metroid game ever telling you how Samus always manages to own EVERYBODY by herself. But, i'd bore you. Plasma Beam, Screw Attack, Speed Boost, and Super Missiles are all Samus would need to beat anybody. Batman is a rich little boy who buys himself gadgets to fight crime with and souds like he has lung cancer. Any questions? To be honest I also think Samus is the Greatest hero but I used master chief so you could argue and let me tell you you sounded like a geek lol jk and Batman is from A MOVIE!! |
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Post by ready2brawl on Feb 16, 2009 18:44:23 GMT -5
Who says that being perfect isn't a choice? Jesus could have been worse than Satan, but he chose not to. It isn't a choice in Aslan's case. The same goes for Jesus. He was made to be perfect. And let's be frank: when C. S. Lewis created Aslan, he obviously was creating his own incarnation of Jesus. Therefore, we can assume that, like Jesus, Aslan was created in Narnia's God's own image and, like Jesus, Aslan is therefore perfect because, unless you would like to disagree, God is perfect. I would very much like to get off the religious topic as quickly as possible, however, because some people might be, and probably are, offended. |
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Post by bobsnicket on Feb 16, 2009 19:47:26 GMT -5
I'm just saying that Aslan's not a robot; he has a soul and a conscience. He DOES have to make choices, he just happens to do it better than everyone else. So he has no advantage to speak of, and has made as terrible a sacrifice as any hero.
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