Post by Big Boss on Dec 9, 2008 21:00:53 GMT -5
the crowd continued to cheer at steele as he walked away from the stage, the whole place was in an upoar, the crowds noise level was clearly over 9000!!
for the next 15 minutes the crowd was allowed to relax and have a super smash bros tournament, hosted by deft. after the winner was announced the whole room went black! nothing could be seen anywhere, but then a light shot down on the center stage smoke had rose from the stage and out came Big Boss.
Big Boss: welcome all again To the postys im your host for the hour, Big Boss!
Crowd claps hands and some even cheerd.
Big Boss: tonight i will be giving out postys awards to the ones who stood out over all of our great members on the boards. and we thank all those who came before us. SO LETS GET THIS POWER HOUR OFF WITH A BANG!!!!!!!
Crowd: Cheers!
Big Boss walked off the sage and then the lights went off yet again. then white flashes appeared and Slipknot rose up.
Corey Taylor: HOW THE f**k ARE YA! ARE ALL YOU MAGGOTS READY FOR A GREAT f**k**g SONG!?
Crowd: OMG LEIK RLY ITZ SLIPKNOT!!! CHEERZ!
Corey Taylor: I DIDDNT f**k**g HEAR YOU!? ARE YOU READY!?
Crowd: YES!!!!!
Corey Taylor: alright then...lets start this off with a song called...The blister exists HERE WE GO!
after the song was done the crowd was in awe, slipknot in there postys, that was great.
Corey Taylor: Thank you everyone for comming to see us, we all love you and Slipknot would like to thank yet again for LGN, dobs, Deveaux and Big Boss for making this all possible. now I hope you all HAVE A GREAT f**k**g SHOW!
The band walked off the stage while Big Boss had went on shaking the hands of all nine members, and went back up to the stage. Deveaux and Steele were too busy being caught up in a crowd surf to help this one at the moment.
Big Boss: well im going to need the other guys back in a minute, but oh well. now for the first postys award goes to the member that is the most artistic around here the title is called Astonishiling artistic here are the nominees
MM
Cell
King of Darkness
Bert the Insane Guy
Big Boss and here is the results the winner is...
before Big Boss could finish his sentnce Gannondorf appeared from out of knowhere and meteor smashed Big Boss sending him skyward.
Gannnondorf: and the winner is CELL!!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Cell walked on stage and gannondorf handed him the golden mushroom.
Cell: (insert speech here)
Cell and Gannondorf walked off the stage As Big Boss had fallen back down to the stage...THUD
Big Boss: i should of seen that one comming...well, I think its time for us to do the next award! so I would like a guest to come and help me! Roy come on out!
With a flash of fire and a loud familiar voice yelling, Roy dashed through the isle and approached the podium next to Big Boss.
Big Boss: well look who showed up!
roy: yea yea yea, ha I know im not in brawl but i promised myself i would not miss out on the Postys 2.0!!!...and now withought further ado I would like to present the award for Fantastic Fan club!....and the winner is......Fire emblem!!!!!!!!!!!
Smashbro and a bunch of Fire emblem crew walked up on the stage and waved at the crowd
crowd: WOOOT!!!
Smashbro: (epic speech here)
Smashbro, Roy nd the rest of the fire emblem crew went back to there seats as Big Boss was putting his hand near his ear..
Big Boss: shh...quiet...do you hear that?..it sounds like..yes yes it is!! its a Bus!!!
a few seconds later a buss pulls up on the stage and out came OJ simpson.
Big Boss: O.O!? OJ SIMPSON!?
OJ: darn right, and behalf of the Bus Drivers inc. and my personal wallet i would gladly award the next postys award.
Big Boss: arent you supposed to be in prison?
OJ: well Yes I am but Bus drivers inc. and a cort order made me donate over one billion euros to the proboards.
Steele: wait...wouldint that make it about 0 us dollars?
OJ: pretty much...well let me get this over with..now the award for Craziest location is.......PERAM!!!
Peram Walks on stage as the crowd chants his name.
Crowd: PERAM PERAM PERAM PERAM!!!!
Peram slowly grabs the golden mushroom from OJ simpson as he asks
OJ: so peram where are you going to be next?
Peram: NoT NeAr YoU Oj SiMpSoN!!!
as he ran back to his seat..
OJ: I wouldint blame you...but its about that time..so on behalf of Bus drivers Inc I would like to wish you all a GREAT POSTYS!!!
OJ simpson got back on his bus and drove back to jail(hopefully)
Big Boss: you know...when i think of a great and and when i get hungry..there is only one possible solution..KoRn..so please put your hands together for our next act KoRn!!!!!
Crowd: OMG LEIK KORN IZ HERE!!!
Jonathin davis and the rest of his band walk up onstage with there music kits, they shook Big bosses hand while he went to his seat.
Jonathin Davs: HELLOW POSTYS 2.0!!!..KoRn is glad to be here and tonight we are going to play you a special song...from our first album....this song is called Predictable...3...2...1..GO!
after the song was done Big Boss and LGN walked up onstage and thanked KoRn for playing for them.
Big Boss: you know whats cool about the proboards LGN?
LGN: umm i dun know..the fact that its there?
Big Boss: that..and Avatars!!! so i get to present the Owesomest avatars!!!
LGN: wait..isnt that Owesomes Job?
Big Boss: yea..but well owesome couldint be here tonight after that sking accident in the mojave desert...so he called me up and said.."oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..I cant do the postys..so Big Boss you must do it for me!!!..so withought further ado I give you the award for Owesomest avatar...and the winner is...wow we actually have a tie! the winners are Dobs and Steele!!!our own hosts!
Steele and Dobs Skanked to the podium and grabbed there golden Mushrooms
Steele and Dobs thank there fans and Skank back to there seat.
All of a sudden the lights went out and epic music sarts playing!
Out from the stage came the one and only Captian falcon!
Crowd: YUSS!!!!
Big Boss: Captian Falcon! are you here to help us with the postys?
Captian Falcon: Showya results!!COME ON! The award for Best Brawler is....FALCON DEFT!!!!
Deft walked on stage lied about how he was 10 and flew off into the night on his magic deftones plane.
Big Boss: wow, what a way to make an exit....
Deveaux walked up on the stage holding a letter.
Big Boss: deveaux!? what are you doing here? I thought you were getting ready for the Video game awards?
Deveaux: well yes I am Big Boss..but i couldint live with myself If i diddnt present this one...this award goes to craziest catch phrase!..AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER...
Before Deveaux could finish his scentance Gannondorf appeard from knowhere and meteor smashed Deveaux to oblivion...
Gannondorf: YOU HAVE BEEN SHWAHMD DEVEAUX MWUAHAHAHA!!!
Big Boss: lolololololol pwned!! The winner is steele!!
Steele: LEIK ZOMG!
steele skanks up to the podium, dose a backflip and GIFs his way back to the isle.
Big Boss: hey, I think its time for another song...please welcome another one of my favorites System of a down!
Crowd: OMG!!111!!!
the lights go out as the crowd gets there glowsticks and crazypants on.
Crowd/LGN/Steele/Big Boss/dobs/SOAD: Here the lyrics:
Conversion, software version 7.0,
Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
More wood for their fires, loud neighbors,
Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man´s hearts,
When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man´s hearts.
all of the hosts got up on the stage and skanked along to the song
After the song was done SOAD had flew off to another dimensio full of obama loving dragons.
Dobz: you know whats kewl Big Boss?
Big Boss: Metal gear solid?
Dobz: no shilly SIGZ!!!
Big Boss: cigs!?..there bad for your health..oh wait SIGZ! I get it!
Dobs:
Now for the person with the best sig..the award goes to....BOB SNICKET!!!
The crowd goes crazy as The legendary Bob Snicket graces the stage with his mysterious and allmighty ways of epicness. som crowd member even have the trophies tattoed on there stomaches...
Snicket makes a loong epic speech about the trophies and bannanas and then walks off stage.
Big Boss: you know steele..I like fanclubs as much as the next guy...but when it comes to something more badarse..i choose clans..
Steele: I leik wafflez
Big Boss: so here is the person with the-
Mewtwo suddenly appeared and shadowclawed Big Boss...pulled peram up and gave him two postys awards..
Peram: LeIk OmG I gEt 2 PoStYs HurRaH!!
Mewtwo: you get funniest person and coolest clan...
mewtwo then teleported off the stage...
Big Boss: we have to get better security...
LGN: Big Boss, you know what makes me mad?
Big Boss: the ps3 and how its waay better than the 360?
LGN: lets not start this again...but to help us all get mad..here is solid snake and the award for the best hot head.
Snake walks out all dressed up in his tuxedo. and hold up an envelope. and says..well here it is..the winner for hot head is..the link..but here is the thing..Blank killed here in an epic google fight..so Ill be taking this one with me
Big Boss: well....this leaves us with...two more things left..Kindest member and best name..Ill get these two out now cuz I WANNA PLAY IN TEH BANDZ!!!kindest member goes to smashbro and best name goes to LGN here you go
Now withouy=ght further ado.. I give you THE MOMENT OU HAZ ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! OUR BAND!
for the next 15 minutes the crowd was allowed to relax and have a super smash bros tournament, hosted by deft. after the winner was announced the whole room went black! nothing could be seen anywhere, but then a light shot down on the center stage smoke had rose from the stage and out came Big Boss.
Big Boss: welcome all again To the postys im your host for the hour, Big Boss!
Crowd claps hands and some even cheerd.
Big Boss: tonight i will be giving out postys awards to the ones who stood out over all of our great members on the boards. and we thank all those who came before us. SO LETS GET THIS POWER HOUR OFF WITH A BANG!!!!!!!
Crowd: Cheers!
Big Boss walked off the sage and then the lights went off yet again. then white flashes appeared and Slipknot rose up.
Corey Taylor: HOW THE f**k ARE YA! ARE ALL YOU MAGGOTS READY FOR A GREAT f**k**g SONG!?
Crowd: OMG LEIK RLY ITZ SLIPKNOT!!! CHEERZ!
Corey Taylor: I DIDDNT f**k**g HEAR YOU!? ARE YOU READY!?
Crowd: YES!!!!!
Corey Taylor: alright then...lets start this off with a song called...The blister exists HERE WE GO!
after the song was done the crowd was in awe, slipknot in there postys, that was great.
Corey Taylor: Thank you everyone for comming to see us, we all love you and Slipknot would like to thank yet again for LGN, dobs, Deveaux and Big Boss for making this all possible. now I hope you all HAVE A GREAT f**k**g SHOW!
The band walked off the stage while Big Boss had went on shaking the hands of all nine members, and went back up to the stage. Deveaux and Steele were too busy being caught up in a crowd surf to help this one at the moment.
Big Boss: well im going to need the other guys back in a minute, but oh well. now for the first postys award goes to the member that is the most artistic around here the title is called Astonishiling artistic here are the nominees
MM
Cell
King of Darkness
Bert the Insane Guy
Big Boss and here is the results the winner is...
before Big Boss could finish his sentnce Gannondorf appeared from out of knowhere and meteor smashed Big Boss sending him skyward.
Gannnondorf: and the winner is CELL!!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Cell walked on stage and gannondorf handed him the golden mushroom.
Cell: (insert speech here)
Cell and Gannondorf walked off the stage As Big Boss had fallen back down to the stage...THUD
Big Boss: i should of seen that one comming...well, I think its time for us to do the next award! so I would like a guest to come and help me! Roy come on out!
With a flash of fire and a loud familiar voice yelling, Roy dashed through the isle and approached the podium next to Big Boss.
Big Boss: well look who showed up!
roy: yea yea yea, ha I know im not in brawl but i promised myself i would not miss out on the Postys 2.0!!!...and now withought further ado I would like to present the award for Fantastic Fan club!....and the winner is......Fire emblem!!!!!!!!!!!
Smashbro and a bunch of Fire emblem crew walked up on the stage and waved at the crowd
crowd: WOOOT!!!
Smashbro: (epic speech here)
Smashbro, Roy nd the rest of the fire emblem crew went back to there seats as Big Boss was putting his hand near his ear..
Big Boss: shh...quiet...do you hear that?..it sounds like..yes yes it is!! its a Bus!!!
a few seconds later a buss pulls up on the stage and out came OJ simpson.
Big Boss: O.O!? OJ SIMPSON!?
OJ: darn right, and behalf of the Bus Drivers inc. and my personal wallet i would gladly award the next postys award.
Big Boss: arent you supposed to be in prison?
OJ: well Yes I am but Bus drivers inc. and a cort order made me donate over one billion euros to the proboards.
Steele: wait...wouldint that make it about 0 us dollars?
OJ: pretty much...well let me get this over with..now the award for Craziest location is.......PERAM!!!
Peram Walks on stage as the crowd chants his name.
Crowd: PERAM PERAM PERAM PERAM!!!!
Peram slowly grabs the golden mushroom from OJ simpson as he asks
OJ: so peram where are you going to be next?
Peram: NoT NeAr YoU Oj SiMpSoN!!!
as he ran back to his seat..
OJ: I wouldint blame you...but its about that time..so on behalf of Bus drivers Inc I would like to wish you all a GREAT POSTYS!!!
OJ simpson got back on his bus and drove back to jail(hopefully)
Big Boss: you know...when i think of a great and and when i get hungry..there is only one possible solution..KoRn..so please put your hands together for our next act KoRn!!!!!
Crowd: OMG LEIK KORN IZ HERE!!!
Jonathin davis and the rest of his band walk up onstage with there music kits, they shook Big bosses hand while he went to his seat.
Jonathin Davs: HELLOW POSTYS 2.0!!!..KoRn is glad to be here and tonight we are going to play you a special song...from our first album....this song is called Predictable...3...2...1..GO!
after the song was done Big Boss and LGN walked up onstage and thanked KoRn for playing for them.
Big Boss: you know whats cool about the proboards LGN?
LGN: umm i dun know..the fact that its there?
Big Boss: that..and Avatars!!! so i get to present the Owesomest avatars!!!
LGN: wait..isnt that Owesomes Job?
Big Boss: yea..but well owesome couldint be here tonight after that sking accident in the mojave desert...so he called me up and said.."oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..I cant do the postys..so Big Boss you must do it for me!!!..so withought further ado I give you the award for Owesomest avatar...and the winner is...wow we actually have a tie! the winners are Dobs and Steele!!!our own hosts!
Steele and Dobs Skanked to the podium and grabbed there golden Mushrooms
Steele and Dobs thank there fans and Skank back to there seat.
All of a sudden the lights went out and epic music sarts playing!
Out from the stage came the one and only Captian falcon!
Crowd: YUSS!!!!
Big Boss: Captian Falcon! are you here to help us with the postys?
Captian Falcon: Showya results!!COME ON! The award for Best Brawler is....FALCON DEFT!!!!
Deft walked on stage lied about how he was 10 and flew off into the night on his magic deftones plane.
Big Boss: wow, what a way to make an exit....
Deveaux walked up on the stage holding a letter.
Big Boss: deveaux!? what are you doing here? I thought you were getting ready for the Video game awards?
Deveaux: well yes I am Big Boss..but i couldint live with myself If i diddnt present this one...this award goes to craziest catch phrase!..AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER...
Before Deveaux could finish his scentance Gannondorf appeard from knowhere and meteor smashed Deveaux to oblivion...
Gannondorf: YOU HAVE BEEN SHWAHMD DEVEAUX MWUAHAHAHA!!!
Big Boss: lolololololol pwned!! The winner is steele!!
Steele: LEIK ZOMG!
steele skanks up to the podium, dose a backflip and GIFs his way back to the isle.
Big Boss: hey, I think its time for another song...please welcome another one of my favorites System of a down!
Crowd: OMG!!111!!!
the lights go out as the crowd gets there glowsticks and crazypants on.
Crowd/LGN/Steele/Big Boss/dobs/SOAD: Here the lyrics:
Conversion, software version 7.0,
Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
More wood for their fires, loud neighbors,
Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.
When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man´s hearts,
When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man´s hearts.
all of the hosts got up on the stage and skanked along to the song
After the song was done SOAD had flew off to another dimensio full of obama loving dragons.
Dobz: you know whats kewl Big Boss?
Big Boss: Metal gear solid?
Dobz: no shilly SIGZ!!!
Big Boss: cigs!?..there bad for your health..oh wait SIGZ! I get it!
Dobs:
Now for the person with the best sig..the award goes to....BOB SNICKET!!!The crowd goes crazy as The legendary Bob Snicket graces the stage with his mysterious and allmighty ways of epicness. som crowd member even have the trophies tattoed on there stomaches...
Snicket makes a loong epic speech about the trophies and bannanas and then walks off stage.
Big Boss: you know steele..I like fanclubs as much as the next guy...but when it comes to something more badarse..i choose clans..
Steele: I leik wafflez
Big Boss: so here is the person with the-
Mewtwo suddenly appeared and shadowclawed Big Boss...pulled peram up and gave him two postys awards..
Peram: LeIk OmG I gEt 2 PoStYs HurRaH!!
Mewtwo: you get funniest person and coolest clan...
mewtwo then teleported off the stage...
Big Boss: we have to get better security...
LGN: Big Boss, you know what makes me mad?
Big Boss: the ps3 and how its waay better than the 360?
LGN: lets not start this again...but to help us all get mad..here is solid snake and the award for the best hot head.
Snake walks out all dressed up in his tuxedo. and hold up an envelope. and says..well here it is..the winner for hot head is..the link..but here is the thing..Blank killed here in an epic google fight..so Ill be taking this one with me
Big Boss: well....this leaves us with...two more things left..Kindest member and best name..Ill get these two out now cuz I WANNA PLAY IN TEH BANDZ!!!kindest member goes to smashbro and best name goes to LGN here you go
Now withouy=ght further ado.. I give you THE MOMENT OU HAZ ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! OUR BAND!
