Post by ness11 on Nov 5, 2008 20:06:55 GMT -5
Opening Ceremonies
Live from the Panama Canal it’s THE POSTYS!!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1y7WQfD9c
(POSTYS Opening theme)
The lights turn on, and the cameras roll. The crowd cheers as they applaud from the stands around the Panama Canal. The guests are all over the Nintendo Universe like Roy, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Pichu, and even Mewtwo. While there are some completely wild guests from all over like Jack Sparrow, John Edwards (no ex girl friend to be seen), and even some random hippies! The spotlights shine down on a lone microphone as the POSTYS hosts enter.
In comes Kin riding a flaming guitar signed by Slipknot from their Saturn tour and he does a perfect back flip onto the stage. The crowd holds up ten fingers to show their approval of the jump. LGN enters as he rides a boat filled with penguins from Antarctica and all over the Southern Hemisphere to the stage. LGN tries to top Kin's back flip by doing two of his own, but falls flat on his face and fails miserably (on purpose) as the ground laughs. Dobs skanks upon a giant pile of Metriods as Devaux follows riding his imaginary oyster with pie! The two step down onto the stage and join LGN and Kin in the spotlight. The crowd is going crazy, especially Steele.
LGN: Thank you! And sorry for the wait but here it is!
Devaux: Are you guys ready for the POSTYS!?!? *crowd screams*
LGN: I can't hear you! My hearing aids are turned off....*turns on hearing aid* Ok now scream. *crowd screams even louder* Ok then, let me start off the show with reminding everyone of the long forgotten rules, thanks to me, of the POSTYS. During the POSTYS awards or shrooms rather will be given out to the winners of categories such as ‘Boy/Girl Member of the Year’ or ‘Best Brawler’. There are also special POSTYS awards that are given out to forumers that achieved the unachievable. This ladies and gentlemen is a shroom *holds shroom up in the air*
Kin: Alright, but to kick off the show we're going to have the band Counting Crows open up for the much better bands *cough* us *cough*.
Dobs: But before that we are going to have Kirby here *runs onto stage* tell you the results of 'Beastliest Breakfast'!
Kirby: HAI! *crowd mimics* Ok, here are the nominees for the 'Beastly Breakfast' award. They were: breakfast burrito, waffles, cold pizza, and of course bacon and eggs! And the winner is......
Kirby suddenly burps and out pops Sakurai with a plate of waffles, the real winner of the 'Beastly Breakfast' shroom. He was casually eating his waffles when he realized he was on stage. He jumped for joy and dropped his waffles and got right up in the camera's lens.
Beastliest Breakfast: Waffles
Sakurai: CHAAAA! OMG I'm on TV, HAI MOM!!! Tamoo, it's my life long dream! I gotta call dad! *runs off stage while pulling out cell phone*
Kin: That was lucky.
Devaux: I'll say. There is your winner folks, we'll be having a few more come your way but first let's hear it for COUNTING CROWS!!! *crowd cheers*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0Q98Ytcog
(Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love)
Counting Crows was already set up and were playing their hit song from Shrek 2. The singer ran down to the ground and walked by low fiving the fans. The crowd cheered as some people held up signs saying 'Never Stop Flying High Crows!', 'Come on Crows', and even 'I love you Counting Crows'. The group was in perfect unison as their playing abilities echoed throughout the cannal area. They jumped and jammed and the crowd went wild. Their song soon ended and the group thanked the crowd and all the POSTYS hosts as they left the stage with their heads up high. The POSTYS hosts walked back onto the stage.
Dobs: Alright! It’s time for another shroom to be handed out; this one for ‘Strangest Spam’!
LGN: I’ll take the liberty of reading this one off. The nominees are: the ‘Count to 1000’, ‘The TRUTH about the Titanic’, ‘King of the Hill’, ‘LUIGI’S FS REVEALED’, and ‘Moshzilla’. And the winner is…..*drum roll* Moshzilla!
Devaux for some reason feels the urge to tackle LGN. He pushes LGN onto a trampoline, which then LGN bounces off into a large billboard saying ‘KABOOOOM!’. LGN happened to drop the results card down just when he got tackled. Devaux picked it up and was shocked.
Devaux: Silly LGN, the real winner was ‘Count to 1000’!!
LGN: *in pain* Ugh, oh yeah that’s right….*billboard collapses and lands on stage*
Gah!
Strangest Spam: Count to 1000
The crowd claps and cheers as a large screen flashes ‘Count to 1000’ all over it. *insert starter of thread here and his exit*
Kin: You know what spam always reminds me of?
Dobs: Flam?
Kin: No Scatman John of course! Take it away Scatman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
(Scatman John – Scatman)
Scatman John’s ghost floats down from the sky and starts grovin’ and movin’ with other band members and instrumental members of the forum band (Twilightlink on trumpet, IOY trumpet, SLE electric drums). How quick he moves his mouth utterly leaves some of the crowd in shock. Dobs skanks happily to the music mainly because he feels like it. But the before you knew it he had vanished along with the band.
LGN: *slithers away from billboard* OK! Time for the *gasp* next award.
Dobs: This award however is a special custom award, being awarded to the man who reads anything and everything!
Devaux: Whether a sub plot, fan fiction, or fun rpg he has read it and commented giving positive reinforcement and helping the writer learn what he/she should change to make the story more enjoyable.
Big Boss: The ‘Ready to Read’ shroom goes to Bob Snicket!
Special Shroom: Ready to Read: Bob Snicket
The crowd cheers loudly as Bob Snicket enters. *insert Snicket’s speech post here*. Meanwhile, the members of forum band (Twilightlink on cello, IOY on cello, Bert on cello and piano, SLE on drums, Big Boss on rhythm guitar, Peram on lead guitar, and Steele on vocals) assembled with their instruments and prepared to play. Snicket thanks the crowd and leaves the stage.
Devaux: And now for the opening song of the POSTYS band! *crowd screams* Please give it up for ‘Legends of Boss’ Owning and Peram’D Twilgiht Dobbed SLE’s accompanied with Berts of Steel(e)13’ performing Apocalyptica’s “I Don’t Care”!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu9uxGP5nL0 (Advice you listen rather watch)
(Apocalyptica – I don’t care)
The cello trio of Twilightlink, IOY, and Bert begin with a nice smooth cello beat: enter Steele in a barrel. Steele belts out lyrics of the song as his barrel rolls around on stage. SLE begins to play a light drum beat, picking up the tempo and mood a little. Then Steele belted out “I DON’T CARE!” and Big Boss and Peram laid down an awesome guitar. The crowds jumped up and down in the moshpit and in the stands, making the entire Canal shake back and fourth. Water from the canal splashed onto the stage drenching the band, but they kept playing; even Steele whose barrel was now being washed around on the stage by the surges of water. Fish flopped around on stage from the waves, but some were eaten by none over then Spookypaw: the band’s manager. The band stops, and leaves the spotlight for Bert who plays a stellar piano solo, mesmerizing the crowd. The band continues and ends the song with a bang with fireworks erupting under Steele’s barrel, sending him skyrocketing into the air. The crowd cheers and Steele lands with a thud, but yet he still remains stuck in a barrel. Devaux runs back onto the stage and hoists Steele’s barrel upright.
Devaux: Don’t waste all those cheers yet folks. For they’ll be back throughout the POSTYS and will be the final act for the closing ceremonies.
Steele: *extends hand and gives thumbs up*
Devaux: But for now let’s join LGN.
LGN: Thank you Devaux, I’m here on the other side of the stage *crowd shifts over to look at LGN* and as you can see I am standing next to a cannon. This cannon however, is going to blast Dobs across the canal *points at direction* and through a pair of uprights and into a pool of sharks. Are you ready Dobs?
Dobs: Zzzzzzzzz. *sleeping*
LGN: I’ll take that as a yes; ready Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Always ready for some SHAWHMing.
Jack Sparrow lights the fuse and watches eagerly for Dobs to be launched. But, because he said a form of ‘SHAWHM’ without having a legal document saying that he has the right to say any form of ‘SHAWHM’ he must be punished; thus Devaux and Big Boss throw Steele (still in his barrel) at Jack Sparrow and knocks him over the cannon’s blast hole. KABOOM! Off went Dobs and Jack Sparrow up into the air. Jack Sparrow screams as the two fly through the air. Dobs for some reason was clamped onto Jack Sparrow and when he awoke he screamed in horror at the sight, then looking ahead he screamed in fear even louder. The two easily passed through the uprights and sailed onward to the pool of sharks. The two fell face first into the pool and yelps and gags came from the pool. The sharks jumped and swam all over the water, which by the way was turning very red for no particular reason. Then there was a silence, and Jack Sparrow’s trademark hat floated to the surface of the pool, but the two cannontiers weren’t seen. The crowd hooped and hollered at the sight.
LGN: And that’s it for tonight folks.
The crowd boos at LGN, chanting: “One more Shroom! One more Shroom! Or we’ll kill you!”
LGN: Just kidding folks. *someone throws a pickaxe at LGN and misses* But I know you weren’t so to finish off the night before we break it down into our other sections of the show: Game awards, RPG awards, and member awards; we shall give out one more POSTY.
Big Boss: This POSTY is for ‘Sensational Song’ (best song) which was between the following songs.
Devaux: ‘Stairway to Heaven’ by Led Zeppelin, ‘Free Bird’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd, ‘One’ by Metallica, ‘Kryptonite’ by 3 Doors Down, ‘Breaking the Habit’ by Linkin Park, ‘Bat out of Hell’ by Meat Loaf, Move Along’ by All American Rejects, ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith, ‘Viva La Vida’ by Coldplay, and ‘More then a Feeling’ by Boston.
LGN: And the shroom goes too………..*cues in SLE drum roll*………………..ONE, by Metallica!
Sensational Song: One by Metallica
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs
(Metallica – One)
A platform rises from a hole in the stage, carrying the guys from Metallica in full color. The guitarist plays the patented intro sending the crowd into a complete uproar. King Dedede climbs onto the stage and gets ready to do a stage dive, but everyone soon clears out of the way and the gargantuan brawler only falls flat on his face. The singer begins to string together the lyrics. The crowd then pulls out their lighters and creates a large ‘Metallica’ out of lighters. Part of the POSTYS band joins in, Big Boss and Peram ran out on stage and play along with their guitars. The singer then screams out the heavy part of the song as the rest of the band plays along including Peram and the ecstatic Big Boss (super Metallica fan). Unfortunately for Big Boss the song ended before he wanted to stop playing and the show ended. Metallica thanked the fans for coming and supporting them all these years, and then the band left the same way they came.
Devaux: That’s it for tonight folks; look forward to our other parts of the POSTYS coming soon.
LGN: From the Panama Canal he’s Devaux, he’s Big Boss, *points to Big Boss who was too busy asking Metallica for an autograph to pay attention* that pile of meat is Dobs (maybe), and I’m LGN. Good night everybody until next time!
Live from the Panama Canal it’s THE POSTYS!!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1y7WQfD9c
(POSTYS Opening theme)
The lights turn on, and the cameras roll. The crowd cheers as they applaud from the stands around the Panama Canal. The guests are all over the Nintendo Universe like Roy, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Pichu, and even Mewtwo. While there are some completely wild guests from all over like Jack Sparrow, John Edwards (no ex girl friend to be seen), and even some random hippies! The spotlights shine down on a lone microphone as the POSTYS hosts enter.
In comes Kin riding a flaming guitar signed by Slipknot from their Saturn tour and he does a perfect back flip onto the stage. The crowd holds up ten fingers to show their approval of the jump. LGN enters as he rides a boat filled with penguins from Antarctica and all over the Southern Hemisphere to the stage. LGN tries to top Kin's back flip by doing two of his own, but falls flat on his face and fails miserably (on purpose) as the ground laughs. Dobs skanks upon a giant pile of Metriods as Devaux follows riding his imaginary oyster with pie! The two step down onto the stage and join LGN and Kin in the spotlight. The crowd is going crazy, especially Steele.
LGN: Thank you! And sorry for the wait but here it is!
Devaux: Are you guys ready for the POSTYS!?!? *crowd screams*
LGN: I can't hear you! My hearing aids are turned off....*turns on hearing aid* Ok now scream. *crowd screams even louder* Ok then, let me start off the show with reminding everyone of the long forgotten rules, thanks to me, of the POSTYS. During the POSTYS awards or shrooms rather will be given out to the winners of categories such as ‘Boy/Girl Member of the Year’ or ‘Best Brawler’. There are also special POSTYS awards that are given out to forumers that achieved the unachievable. This ladies and gentlemen is a shroom *holds shroom up in the air*
Kin: Alright, but to kick off the show we're going to have the band Counting Crows open up for the much better bands *cough* us *cough*.
Dobs: But before that we are going to have Kirby here *runs onto stage* tell you the results of 'Beastliest Breakfast'!
Kirby: HAI! *crowd mimics* Ok, here are the nominees for the 'Beastly Breakfast' award. They were: breakfast burrito, waffles, cold pizza, and of course bacon and eggs! And the winner is......
Kirby suddenly burps and out pops Sakurai with a plate of waffles, the real winner of the 'Beastly Breakfast' shroom. He was casually eating his waffles when he realized he was on stage. He jumped for joy and dropped his waffles and got right up in the camera's lens.
Beastliest Breakfast: Waffles
Sakurai: CHAAAA! OMG I'm on TV, HAI MOM!!! Tamoo, it's my life long dream! I gotta call dad! *runs off stage while pulling out cell phone*
Kin: That was lucky.
Devaux: I'll say. There is your winner folks, we'll be having a few more come your way but first let's hear it for COUNTING CROWS!!! *crowd cheers*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0Q98Ytcog
(Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love)
Counting Crows was already set up and were playing their hit song from Shrek 2. The singer ran down to the ground and walked by low fiving the fans. The crowd cheered as some people held up signs saying 'Never Stop Flying High Crows!', 'Come on Crows', and even 'I love you Counting Crows'. The group was in perfect unison as their playing abilities echoed throughout the cannal area. They jumped and jammed and the crowd went wild. Their song soon ended and the group thanked the crowd and all the POSTYS hosts as they left the stage with their heads up high. The POSTYS hosts walked back onto the stage.
Dobs: Alright! It’s time for another shroom to be handed out; this one for ‘Strangest Spam’!
LGN: I’ll take the liberty of reading this one off. The nominees are: the ‘Count to 1000’, ‘The TRUTH about the Titanic’, ‘King of the Hill’, ‘LUIGI’S FS REVEALED’, and ‘Moshzilla’. And the winner is…..*drum roll* Moshzilla!
Devaux for some reason feels the urge to tackle LGN. He pushes LGN onto a trampoline, which then LGN bounces off into a large billboard saying ‘KABOOOOM!’. LGN happened to drop the results card down just when he got tackled. Devaux picked it up and was shocked.
Devaux: Silly LGN, the real winner was ‘Count to 1000’!!
LGN: *in pain* Ugh, oh yeah that’s right….*billboard collapses and lands on stage*
Gah!
Strangest Spam: Count to 1000
The crowd claps and cheers as a large screen flashes ‘Count to 1000’ all over it. *insert starter of thread here and his exit*
Kin: You know what spam always reminds me of?
Dobs: Flam?
Kin: No Scatman John of course! Take it away Scatman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
(Scatman John – Scatman)
Scatman John’s ghost floats down from the sky and starts grovin’ and movin’ with other band members and instrumental members of the forum band (Twilightlink on trumpet, IOY trumpet, SLE electric drums). How quick he moves his mouth utterly leaves some of the crowd in shock. Dobs skanks happily to the music mainly because he feels like it. But the before you knew it he had vanished along with the band.
LGN: *slithers away from billboard* OK! Time for the *gasp* next award.
Dobs: This award however is a special custom award, being awarded to the man who reads anything and everything!
Devaux: Whether a sub plot, fan fiction, or fun rpg he has read it and commented giving positive reinforcement and helping the writer learn what he/she should change to make the story more enjoyable.
Big Boss: The ‘Ready to Read’ shroom goes to Bob Snicket!
Special Shroom: Ready to Read: Bob Snicket
The crowd cheers loudly as Bob Snicket enters. *insert Snicket’s speech post here*. Meanwhile, the members of forum band (Twilightlink on cello, IOY on cello, Bert on cello and piano, SLE on drums, Big Boss on rhythm guitar, Peram on lead guitar, and Steele on vocals) assembled with their instruments and prepared to play. Snicket thanks the crowd and leaves the stage.
Devaux: And now for the opening song of the POSTYS band! *crowd screams* Please give it up for ‘Legends of Boss’ Owning and Peram’D Twilgiht Dobbed SLE’s accompanied with Berts of Steel(e)13’ performing Apocalyptica’s “I Don’t Care”!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu9uxGP5nL0 (Advice you listen rather watch)
(Apocalyptica – I don’t care)
The cello trio of Twilightlink, IOY, and Bert begin with a nice smooth cello beat: enter Steele in a barrel. Steele belts out lyrics of the song as his barrel rolls around on stage. SLE begins to play a light drum beat, picking up the tempo and mood a little. Then Steele belted out “I DON’T CARE!” and Big Boss and Peram laid down an awesome guitar. The crowds jumped up and down in the moshpit and in the stands, making the entire Canal shake back and fourth. Water from the canal splashed onto the stage drenching the band, but they kept playing; even Steele whose barrel was now being washed around on the stage by the surges of water. Fish flopped around on stage from the waves, but some were eaten by none over then Spookypaw: the band’s manager. The band stops, and leaves the spotlight for Bert who plays a stellar piano solo, mesmerizing the crowd. The band continues and ends the song with a bang with fireworks erupting under Steele’s barrel, sending him skyrocketing into the air. The crowd cheers and Steele lands with a thud, but yet he still remains stuck in a barrel. Devaux runs back onto the stage and hoists Steele’s barrel upright.
Devaux: Don’t waste all those cheers yet folks. For they’ll be back throughout the POSTYS and will be the final act for the closing ceremonies.
Steele: *extends hand and gives thumbs up*
Devaux: But for now let’s join LGN.
LGN: Thank you Devaux, I’m here on the other side of the stage *crowd shifts over to look at LGN* and as you can see I am standing next to a cannon. This cannon however, is going to blast Dobs across the canal *points at direction* and through a pair of uprights and into a pool of sharks. Are you ready Dobs?
Dobs: Zzzzzzzzz. *sleeping*
LGN: I’ll take that as a yes; ready Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Always ready for some SHAWHMing.
Jack Sparrow lights the fuse and watches eagerly for Dobs to be launched. But, because he said a form of ‘SHAWHM’ without having a legal document saying that he has the right to say any form of ‘SHAWHM’ he must be punished; thus Devaux and Big Boss throw Steele (still in his barrel) at Jack Sparrow and knocks him over the cannon’s blast hole. KABOOM! Off went Dobs and Jack Sparrow up into the air. Jack Sparrow screams as the two fly through the air. Dobs for some reason was clamped onto Jack Sparrow and when he awoke he screamed in horror at the sight, then looking ahead he screamed in fear even louder. The two easily passed through the uprights and sailed onward to the pool of sharks. The two fell face first into the pool and yelps and gags came from the pool. The sharks jumped and swam all over the water, which by the way was turning very red for no particular reason. Then there was a silence, and Jack Sparrow’s trademark hat floated to the surface of the pool, but the two cannontiers weren’t seen. The crowd hooped and hollered at the sight.
LGN: And that’s it for tonight folks.
The crowd boos at LGN, chanting: “One more Shroom! One more Shroom! Or we’ll kill you!”
LGN: Just kidding folks. *someone throws a pickaxe at LGN and misses* But I know you weren’t so to finish off the night before we break it down into our other sections of the show: Game awards, RPG awards, and member awards; we shall give out one more POSTY.
Big Boss: This POSTY is for ‘Sensational Song’ (best song) which was between the following songs.
Devaux: ‘Stairway to Heaven’ by Led Zeppelin, ‘Free Bird’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd, ‘One’ by Metallica, ‘Kryptonite’ by 3 Doors Down, ‘Breaking the Habit’ by Linkin Park, ‘Bat out of Hell’ by Meat Loaf, Move Along’ by All American Rejects, ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith, ‘Viva La Vida’ by Coldplay, and ‘More then a Feeling’ by Boston.
LGN: And the shroom goes too………..*cues in SLE drum roll*………………..ONE, by Metallica!
Sensational Song: One by Metallica
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs
(Metallica – One)
A platform rises from a hole in the stage, carrying the guys from Metallica in full color. The guitarist plays the patented intro sending the crowd into a complete uproar. King Dedede climbs onto the stage and gets ready to do a stage dive, but everyone soon clears out of the way and the gargantuan brawler only falls flat on his face. The singer begins to string together the lyrics. The crowd then pulls out their lighters and creates a large ‘Metallica’ out of lighters. Part of the POSTYS band joins in, Big Boss and Peram ran out on stage and play along with their guitars. The singer then screams out the heavy part of the song as the rest of the band plays along including Peram and the ecstatic Big Boss (super Metallica fan). Unfortunately for Big Boss the song ended before he wanted to stop playing and the show ended. Metallica thanked the fans for coming and supporting them all these years, and then the band left the same way they came.
Devaux: That’s it for tonight folks; look forward to our other parts of the POSTYS coming soon.
LGN: From the Panama Canal he’s Devaux, he’s Big Boss, *points to Big Boss who was too busy asking Metallica for an autograph to pay attention* that pile of meat is Dobs (maybe), and I’m LGN. Good night everybody until next time!
