Post by smashbro on Sept 28, 2007 16:08:39 GMT -5
its now one of my quotes, and i found a funny website with ones like it for the military. here it is
www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm
also this site
www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/9_6.html
also, these are a few of my favorties
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Friendly fire - isn't
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When they're ready.
b. When you're not
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing
The one item you need is always in short supply
www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm
also this site
www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/9_6.html
also, these are a few of my favorties
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Friendly fire - isn't
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When they're ready.
b. When you're not
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing
The one item you need is always in short supply
smashbro ~~~ Authority: 20 ~~~ Combat: 10
