Post by Dobs on Apr 28, 2008 19:09:32 GMT -5
The stage lights flicker brightly all over ther theatre in an epic light show. Dobs and LGN drop down from ropes suspended from the ceiling in a smoke cloud. They land and walk to center stage. Explosions and fireworks go of behind them and the crowd goes wild.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w&feature=related
LGN: What? After that long a wait, you didnt expect an epic entrance!?
Dobs: Sorry for the delay folks..."technical difficulties"....
ANYWAY that out of the way, lets move on to our first award!
Game & Watch, ROB, and Pit all float down onto the stage. Pit glides, rob hovers, and G&Watch uses his prachute.
GW: Beep beeEE BOPP!!
ROB: Beeep bopp blleeeEeeEeEEEEP11
Pit: Maybe, ill just announce this one... The NOminees for Owesomest Avatar, sponsored by Owesome, are Bob Snicket, Dobs, Twilightlink, mariomasher, Mitch, and Reday2brawl.....and the winner is......*drumroll*
GW and ROOB: BEEEEEEPP RIIINGGGGG!!!!!!
Pit: *shouts* DOOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!!
Owesomest Avatar: Dobs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8woy5IPHojY
LGN walks back to center stage and Dobs skanks along behind him.
Dobs: WOOT! I IS SPESHULL!!1
LGN: Yes, yes you are....now here to announce the next POSTY for Sweetist Sig are Zero Suit Samus and Snake!
The duo pops out from a platform underneath the stage.
ZSS: Can you please stop staring at me?
Snake: I can't help myself Foxy Ladayyyy! *whistles*
Samus takes out her plasma whip and knocks snake out.
ZSS: THe Nominees for Sweetest Sig are, Mariomasher, Twilightlink, and Bob Snicket! THe Winner is......
SNake: *shouts from the floor* MARIOMASHER!!!!!!
Sweetest Sig: Mariomasher
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M1c7itPy3Y&feature=related
Dobs and LGN return to center stage on pogo sticks? Why pogo sticks you ask? Nobody knows:
Dobs: The Next award will go to the user with the Most creative and awesome username!
LGN: The nominees for Neatest NAme are Peram, Pikemonpoop, Dobs, Dreadededdie, and Owesome.
Dobs: The Winner is...
Dobs and LGN: POKEMONPOOP!!!
Neatest Name: Pokemonpoop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlBMjJvZ0k&feature=related
Zelda and Ganon dorfappear center stage in a huge puff of dark and light magic.
Ganon: Zelda and i Hail from one of the coolest locations in videogames.
Zelda: This POSTY will go to the member with the most entertaining location.
Ganondorf: And the Nominees are, iownedyou, twilightlink, Dobs, and elvendragoness...The Winner is
Sheik: IOWNEDYOU!!!! *at the same time, she trips ganon off of the stage.*
Looniest Location: Iownedyou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUIT0bF66s&feature=related
Dobs: Now its time for an award that holds a special place in my heart!
LGN: What award is that?
Dobs: The would be the Hothead POSTY for the best rant on the forums! This POSTY is spnsored by moshzilla, and the winner will receive a special POSTY.
LGN: THE Nominees are, The Link, Mew2mast3r and Doomflame. And the winner of the Hothead POSTY is.....
Dobs and LGN: THE LINKK!!!!!!
Hothead (Best Rant): The Link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMhU64HMUA&feature=related
Ridley breaks through the ceiling and flies onto the stage with kirby and metaknight riding his back.
Metaknight: Dedede couldn't make it, so we got this guy.
Kirby sucks in Ridley and grows giant dragon wings.
Metaknight: Nevermind....ANYWAY, The nominees for Fantabulous Fanclub are, The LEgend of Zelda Fanclub, The MEwto Fanclub, The Pokemon Fanclub, And the Anti Sakurai Ninja Assault Squad... The Winner is..
Ridleykirby: *demonic voice* DOBS AND THE ASNAS!!!!!!!
Fantabulous Fanclub: Anti-Sakurai Ninja Assault Squad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
Waluigi walks onto the stage alone and looks around nervously for Wario. Finally, wario fart floats onto the stage in his Warioman Suit.
Waluigi: Where have YOU been?
Wario: WHAT? i wanted to look my best!
Waluigi: I feel so underdressed now....
Wario: The Nominees for Most artistik are, Lord Gnaw, Perfectcell, artistik, and mariomasher...and the winner is
Waluigiman: Ironically, ARTISTIkkk!!!!!!!!!
Watio: Nice outfit!
Most Artistic: Artistik
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf6O1CRKlOw
Dobs and LGN walk onto center stage to present the final award.
Dobs: This last POSTY, Comedian, will go to the member with the funniest posts that never fail to make you chuckle.
LGN: And The Nominees are, Mew2Mast3r, Twilightlink, and mariomasher!! The Winner IS.....
LGN gestures to the back wall of the theatre where a huge banner fllas that reads...."TWILIGHTLINK!!!!"
Comedian: Twilightlink
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkLkuo695F4
All of the fighters and assists in brawl, all of the forumers, and the koolaid guys come onto the stage for the end of the show.
Dobs: Thank you all for watching the POSTYs!
LGN: Be sure to stay around for season 2!! Itll be bigger and better and ever!!
Dobs: Theres only one thing left to do now!
LGN: Whats that Dobs?
Dobs: SKANKING PARTAAAYYYYY!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlo79k54JnQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w&feature=related
LGN: What? After that long a wait, you didnt expect an epic entrance!?
Dobs: Sorry for the delay folks..."technical difficulties"....
ANYWAY that out of the way, lets move on to our first award!Game & Watch, ROB, and Pit all float down onto the stage. Pit glides, rob hovers, and G&Watch uses his prachute.
GW: Beep beeEE BOPP!!
ROB: Beeep bopp blleeeEeeEeEEEEP11
Pit: Maybe, ill just announce this one... The NOminees for Owesomest Avatar, sponsored by Owesome, are Bob Snicket, Dobs, Twilightlink, mariomasher, Mitch, and Reday2brawl.....and the winner is......*drumroll*
GW and ROOB: BEEEEEEPP RIIINGGGGG!!!!!!
Pit: *shouts* DOOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!!
Owesomest Avatar: Dobs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8woy5IPHojY
LGN walks back to center stage and Dobs skanks along behind him.
Dobs: WOOT! I IS SPESHULL!!1
LGN: Yes, yes you are....now here to announce the next POSTY for Sweetist Sig are Zero Suit Samus and Snake!
The duo pops out from a platform underneath the stage.
ZSS: Can you please stop staring at me?
Snake: I can't help myself Foxy Ladayyyy! *whistles*
Samus takes out her plasma whip and knocks snake out.
ZSS: THe Nominees for Sweetest Sig are, Mariomasher, Twilightlink, and Bob Snicket! THe Winner is......
SNake: *shouts from the floor* MARIOMASHER!!!!!!
Sweetest Sig: Mariomasher
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M1c7itPy3Y&feature=related
Dobs and LGN return to center stage on pogo sticks? Why pogo sticks you ask? Nobody knows:
Dobs: The Next award will go to the user with the Most creative and awesome username!
LGN: The nominees for Neatest NAme are Peram, Pikemonpoop, Dobs, Dreadededdie, and Owesome.
Dobs: The Winner is...
Dobs and LGN: POKEMONPOOP!!!
Neatest Name: Pokemonpoop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlBMjJvZ0k&feature=related
Zelda and Ganon dorfappear center stage in a huge puff of dark and light magic.
Ganon: Zelda and i Hail from one of the coolest locations in videogames.
Zelda: This POSTY will go to the member with the most entertaining location.
Ganondorf: And the Nominees are, iownedyou, twilightlink, Dobs, and elvendragoness...The Winner is
Sheik: IOWNEDYOU!!!! *at the same time, she trips ganon off of the stage.*
Looniest Location: Iownedyou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUIT0bF66s&feature=related
Dobs: Now its time for an award that holds a special place in my heart!
LGN: What award is that?
Dobs: The would be the Hothead POSTY for the best rant on the forums! This POSTY is spnsored by moshzilla, and the winner will receive a special POSTY.
LGN: THE Nominees are, The Link, Mew2mast3r and Doomflame. And the winner of the Hothead POSTY is.....
Dobs and LGN: THE LINKK!!!!!!
Hothead (Best Rant): The Link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMhU64HMUA&feature=related
Ridley breaks through the ceiling and flies onto the stage with kirby and metaknight riding his back.
Metaknight: Dedede couldn't make it, so we got this guy.
Kirby sucks in Ridley and grows giant dragon wings.
Metaknight: Nevermind....ANYWAY, The nominees for Fantabulous Fanclub are, The LEgend of Zelda Fanclub, The MEwto Fanclub, The Pokemon Fanclub, And the Anti Sakurai Ninja Assault Squad... The Winner is..
Ridleykirby: *demonic voice* DOBS AND THE ASNAS!!!!!!!
Fantabulous Fanclub: Anti-Sakurai Ninja Assault Squad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
Waluigi walks onto the stage alone and looks around nervously for Wario. Finally, wario fart floats onto the stage in his Warioman Suit.
Waluigi: Where have YOU been?
Wario: WHAT? i wanted to look my best!
Waluigi: I feel so underdressed now....
Wario: The Nominees for Most artistik are, Lord Gnaw, Perfectcell, artistik, and mariomasher...and the winner is
Waluigiman: Ironically, ARTISTIkkk!!!!!!!!!
Watio: Nice outfit!
Most Artistic: Artistik
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf6O1CRKlOw
Dobs and LGN walk onto center stage to present the final award.
Dobs: This last POSTY, Comedian, will go to the member with the funniest posts that never fail to make you chuckle.
LGN: And The Nominees are, Mew2Mast3r, Twilightlink, and mariomasher!! The Winner IS.....
LGN gestures to the back wall of the theatre where a huge banner fllas that reads...."TWILIGHTLINK!!!!"
Comedian: Twilightlink
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkLkuo695F4
All of the fighters and assists in brawl, all of the forumers, and the koolaid guys come onto the stage for the end of the show.
Dobs: Thank you all for watching the POSTYs!
LGN: Be sure to stay around for season 2!! Itll be bigger and better and ever!!
Dobs: Theres only one thing left to do now!
LGN: Whats that Dobs?
Dobs: SKANKING PARTAAAYYYYY!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlo79k54JnQ
