Post by IOwnedYou on Apr 30, 2009 19:49:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I decided to copy everyone else cause I'm a betch like that.
Here is my life as I know it...
Thursday April 30, 2009
I'm sleeping in my cozy bed that had plaid sheets and a big fluffy blanket. I have a peace ornament hanging on my door so if someone comes in I can hear them and wake up... MOST of the time. So my mother comes in, it's about 6:30 a.m. She tells me to get up. I groan and stay in bed. She leaves. I'm in my bed for about 15 more minutes and then I hear a loud yell. "NICK! GET UP!" I snap open my eyes and stumble out of my bed. I stand there and strectch for a second and then go to the end of my bed where I find my clothes for that day, boxers, a pair of white socks, slim jeans, and a t-shirt that is brown with skulls on it. I put on all my clothing and go out of my room. I still feel tired and as I enter the kitchen I groan and my sister says - being a$$ she is - "Why hello there Dickalena" I walk up to her and she flinches already, I hit her in her massive belly and she curled back in pain. I walk up to my mom and say "Mommy", like a little child. She soon replies "What is it honey?" and then I say "I don't wanna go to school" with a little giggle in my tone. She laughs and just replies "You're going anyway and you're liking it" I groan again. I turn around and walk over to my white countertop and grab the box of "Life Cinnamon" and then take a bowl out of the cabinet and pour the cereal into the bowl. I bring the bowl to the corner of another counter and open the fridge and grab the milk. I get a spoon and eat my breakfast. I walk over to the cabinets again and take a tablet of chewable vitamin C. Leaving the kitchen I walk through my living room and into my parents room where my toothbrush and comb/brush are. I refuse to share a bathroom with my sister and I am too lazy to go downstairs into that bathroom. I brush my teeth and comb my hair. I come back to the ktichen, and talk about random things and watch T.V. At 7:17 a.m I start to pack my lunch and pack my backpack. I put on a sweatshirt jacket, grey and some plaid stripes. I turn around with a hefty load on my back and yell out "Goodbye!" I get a goodbye in response and I walk out the door.
I walk out over to my bustop which is across the street from my house. It's slightly raining outside and I see my neighbor under a pine tree "protecting" himself from the rain. I see my other neighbor coming by in all this pink. I'm looking off in the distance and suddenly hear... "EW! A HUGE WORM!"
My day begins...
I laugh to myself and ask "Are you gonna smash it, or should I?" she quickly replies "NO! Don't hurt it!" I put my head down and shake it. The bus comes by pretty quickly. We have assigned seats which sucks. So I sit down in my seat which is the seat at the emergency exit. The person I'm sitting next to is named Bethany. She can get really annoying and I can barely talk near her because she's a christian and doesn't accept anything bad or foul. So I have to act all nice... which gets REALLY annoying. She talks on about some guy who's teaching her to skateboard, acting nice I reply "Ah... That's pretty cool, what did he teach you?" she replied "How to move on it" I waited for a bit more, to see if she would reply saying she learned a trick. Nothing. I just shake my head and pull my ipod out of my backpack. I put in my ear buds and slightly ignore Bethany. I'm listening to Incubus: Glass, Anna Molly, Favorite Things, and Light Grenades. We finally get to school and I go through the isle's with ease, my backpack occasionally hitting the seats. I walk off the bus and walk over to the 6th Grade doors. Everyone is waiting inside the building. I see my friend Jake with a hood up. I walk over to him and hit him on the shoulder lightly. "What's up?" He replies... "Hey guess what happened..." He pulls down his hood and I see really short hair. He laughs and I reply "Oh you b!tch. Now I'm the only one who can properly headbang" I headbanged and then he tried to. He shook his head. I did as well and then we laughed. The bell rang and I walked over to my locker, Brianna to my left and Brendan to my right. I really had nothing to say to either at the moment. So I grabbed my stuff and walked off.
First period hits. I have Health and the teacher is a crazy, cool, and nice teacher. We start talking about stress and self esteem. She soon hands out a worksheet worth 10 points. This class is so easy it's almost impossible NOT to get an A or A+. If you got a B- people would laugh at you. We have unlimited extra credit too! So anyways, as we do our worksheets, she turns on a video about stress and the first scene was pretty normal. I missed a bit because my row was called up to make those stress balloon things filled with sand. I get prepared and then when I pouring the sand in I missed alot, and me and my friend, Kaiyla, started laughing at my stupidity. When I was done after about five minutes I went back to my seat and continued working on my worksheet. I look up at the video and all I see is a 10 year old smoking. Seriously... I laughed and tried to conceal it so I wouldn't get in trouble. So we basically just watched the video the whole time. Soon, it was only one minute away from the bell. Everyone gathered at the door and when the bell rang we all rushed out.
Here comes 2nd period. My second period class was gym. I walk into the gymnasium and I see Sam, Mike, and Jake ((different Jake)). Me, Sam, and Mike started yelling "SWINE FLU!!!!" because this kid Jake had his nose.... just... pig looking. So he asks "What are you guys talking about? What is swine flu?" Mike is pretending to be scared and in a corner and me and Sam tell him this "Swine Flu is obviously when you turn into a pig... Duh..." this Jake kid just laughed and knew we were kidding. Mike yells out at him "LOOK! He already has symptoms! He's growing a pig nose!" The Jake kid gets mad, thinking he's badass he chases Mike, who easily outruns him by a mile. Me and Sam are laughing hard. We really didn't mean to make fun of this kid, it's just that his nose looked odd and Swine Flu was spreading so we made fun of the name and his nose. So boring stuff happens, which means the announcments, and we all go to the locker rooms. We get changed into our gym uniforms and walk back out. Apparently we're playing Nuke'm. It's a game where you have a volley ball and just throw it to the other team hoping they won't catch it. So during the game, this kid tries to act cool and throw it really hard... He's in the front. As he tries to throw it, he slips and falls and gets out, basically pelting the other kid with the ball as he threw it to him. The next game I completely owned. It was boys against boys and girls against girls. These guys chucked it hard, the others couldn't catch it so I did and chucked it back at them. Those events occured about 7 times. Until we finally had to get ready for third period.
Third period is now. I go to my locker and get all my materials. So in Science we have a test. These kids are going to sharpen their pencils. Me and my friend Alec are in the back of the room where the sharpener is. This kid went to sharpen his pencil and we unplugged the cord. We didn't expect much of a reaction but he freaked out. He seriously thought he broke it and walked away with a frightened look on his face and an unsharpened pencil. Next person comes up, and we don't mess with them. So, the other kid that thought he broke it, Kuba, comes up to the sharpener again and does it again, we unplug the cord again. So he yells out in the class room. "What the f*ck?! This sharpener f*cking hates me!" he walks away and me and Alec are laughing out asses off. The test gets passed out and I quickly finish. Class ends soon.
Period 4... Social studies... I can sum this up in one sentence... We made this kid go insane, literally, with the "Wombat Game" and we did work.
Period 5. Language. We're in the computer lab for our Mythology Projects and stories. I was finished since yesterday and so I decided to walk around the class undetected. I walk past Lucas and all I see on his screen is a girl with huge... You know... ANYWAYS, I ask him what the hell he's doing while laughing at the same time. This is seriously his response... "I got bored and didn't want to do work. I looked up big on google and found this" I walked away and grabbed hand sanitizer. I looked if the teacher was looking and then smashed the top really hard. It squirted all over this kids head and keyboard. I put it down and walk off. All I hear is a HUGE "DUDE?! WHAT THE FUCK?! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!" It was the trouble maker of the class, Ivan. He got in trouble while I hid. He complains that he got hand sanitizer on him. So she let him off with a warning never to yell that again. End of period.
Period 6. Advisory/Lunch. We made up new track names in advisory. Wasn't special except for the Fractionistas. Lunch time. I skip my table and go to my friends table where I see Noah with about 15 vote for Mike Kardas stickers in his hands. He wrote on one, Vote My P*nis for Student Council Treasurer and then stuck it on the back of some kid who NEVER noticed. I cracked up. Alot of the things me and my friends do are stupid and you may find it very unfunny but I thought it was hilarious especially since I was there. I ate my lunch and soon saw the whole row of kids on one table with stickers on their backs that say sick things, such as: "I eat babies for breakfast" "I'm a bastard. Kick me please." "Those other stickers have really gay jokes on them". Okay those weren't sick, but I laughed.
7th Period. Literature. This kid tried to put me in a sleeper hold and so I elbowed him hard in the gut. He tried again holding my arms down and laughing. I kicked him in the shin. We did work...
That was not the end of schol it's just the rest got really boring.
The end... I'll admit, this day was pretty damn boring.
Here is my life as I know it...
Thursday April 30, 2009
I'm sleeping in my cozy bed that had plaid sheets and a big fluffy blanket. I have a peace ornament hanging on my door so if someone comes in I can hear them and wake up... MOST of the time. So my mother comes in, it's about 6:30 a.m. She tells me to get up. I groan and stay in bed. She leaves. I'm in my bed for about 15 more minutes and then I hear a loud yell. "NICK! GET UP!" I snap open my eyes and stumble out of my bed. I stand there and strectch for a second and then go to the end of my bed where I find my clothes for that day, boxers, a pair of white socks, slim jeans, and a t-shirt that is brown with skulls on it. I put on all my clothing and go out of my room. I still feel tired and as I enter the kitchen I groan and my sister says - being a$$ she is - "Why hello there Dickalena" I walk up to her and she flinches already, I hit her in her massive belly and she curled back in pain. I walk up to my mom and say "Mommy", like a little child. She soon replies "What is it honey?" and then I say "I don't wanna go to school" with a little giggle in my tone. She laughs and just replies "You're going anyway and you're liking it" I groan again. I turn around and walk over to my white countertop and grab the box of "Life Cinnamon" and then take a bowl out of the cabinet and pour the cereal into the bowl. I bring the bowl to the corner of another counter and open the fridge and grab the milk. I get a spoon and eat my breakfast. I walk over to the cabinets again and take a tablet of chewable vitamin C. Leaving the kitchen I walk through my living room and into my parents room where my toothbrush and comb/brush are. I refuse to share a bathroom with my sister and I am too lazy to go downstairs into that bathroom. I brush my teeth and comb my hair. I come back to the ktichen, and talk about random things and watch T.V. At 7:17 a.m I start to pack my lunch and pack my backpack. I put on a sweatshirt jacket, grey and some plaid stripes. I turn around with a hefty load on my back and yell out "Goodbye!" I get a goodbye in response and I walk out the door.
I walk out over to my bustop which is across the street from my house. It's slightly raining outside and I see my neighbor under a pine tree "protecting" himself from the rain. I see my other neighbor coming by in all this pink. I'm looking off in the distance and suddenly hear... "EW! A HUGE WORM!"
My day begins...
I laugh to myself and ask "Are you gonna smash it, or should I?" she quickly replies "NO! Don't hurt it!" I put my head down and shake it. The bus comes by pretty quickly. We have assigned seats which sucks. So I sit down in my seat which is the seat at the emergency exit. The person I'm sitting next to is named Bethany. She can get really annoying and I can barely talk near her because she's a christian and doesn't accept anything bad or foul. So I have to act all nice... which gets REALLY annoying. She talks on about some guy who's teaching her to skateboard, acting nice I reply "Ah... That's pretty cool, what did he teach you?" she replied "How to move on it" I waited for a bit more, to see if she would reply saying she learned a trick. Nothing. I just shake my head and pull my ipod out of my backpack. I put in my ear buds and slightly ignore Bethany. I'm listening to Incubus: Glass, Anna Molly, Favorite Things, and Light Grenades. We finally get to school and I go through the isle's with ease, my backpack occasionally hitting the seats. I walk off the bus and walk over to the 6th Grade doors. Everyone is waiting inside the building. I see my friend Jake with a hood up. I walk over to him and hit him on the shoulder lightly. "What's up?" He replies... "Hey guess what happened..." He pulls down his hood and I see really short hair. He laughs and I reply "Oh you b!tch. Now I'm the only one who can properly headbang" I headbanged and then he tried to. He shook his head. I did as well and then we laughed. The bell rang and I walked over to my locker, Brianna to my left and Brendan to my right. I really had nothing to say to either at the moment. So I grabbed my stuff and walked off.
First period hits. I have Health and the teacher is a crazy, cool, and nice teacher. We start talking about stress and self esteem. She soon hands out a worksheet worth 10 points. This class is so easy it's almost impossible NOT to get an A or A+. If you got a B- people would laugh at you. We have unlimited extra credit too! So anyways, as we do our worksheets, she turns on a video about stress and the first scene was pretty normal. I missed a bit because my row was called up to make those stress balloon things filled with sand. I get prepared and then when I pouring the sand in I missed alot, and me and my friend, Kaiyla, started laughing at my stupidity. When I was done after about five minutes I went back to my seat and continued working on my worksheet. I look up at the video and all I see is a 10 year old smoking. Seriously... I laughed and tried to conceal it so I wouldn't get in trouble. So we basically just watched the video the whole time. Soon, it was only one minute away from the bell. Everyone gathered at the door and when the bell rang we all rushed out.
Here comes 2nd period. My second period class was gym. I walk into the gymnasium and I see Sam, Mike, and Jake ((different Jake)). Me, Sam, and Mike started yelling "SWINE FLU!!!!" because this kid Jake had his nose.... just... pig looking. So he asks "What are you guys talking about? What is swine flu?" Mike is pretending to be scared and in a corner and me and Sam tell him this "Swine Flu is obviously when you turn into a pig... Duh..." this Jake kid just laughed and knew we were kidding. Mike yells out at him "LOOK! He already has symptoms! He's growing a pig nose!" The Jake kid gets mad, thinking he's badass he chases Mike, who easily outruns him by a mile. Me and Sam are laughing hard. We really didn't mean to make fun of this kid, it's just that his nose looked odd and Swine Flu was spreading so we made fun of the name and his nose. So boring stuff happens, which means the announcments, and we all go to the locker rooms. We get changed into our gym uniforms and walk back out. Apparently we're playing Nuke'm. It's a game where you have a volley ball and just throw it to the other team hoping they won't catch it. So during the game, this kid tries to act cool and throw it really hard... He's in the front. As he tries to throw it, he slips and falls and gets out, basically pelting the other kid with the ball as he threw it to him. The next game I completely owned. It was boys against boys and girls against girls. These guys chucked it hard, the others couldn't catch it so I did and chucked it back at them. Those events occured about 7 times. Until we finally had to get ready for third period.
Third period is now. I go to my locker and get all my materials. So in Science we have a test. These kids are going to sharpen their pencils. Me and my friend Alec are in the back of the room where the sharpener is. This kid went to sharpen his pencil and we unplugged the cord. We didn't expect much of a reaction but he freaked out. He seriously thought he broke it and walked away with a frightened look on his face and an unsharpened pencil. Next person comes up, and we don't mess with them. So, the other kid that thought he broke it, Kuba, comes up to the sharpener again and does it again, we unplug the cord again. So he yells out in the class room. "What the f*ck?! This sharpener f*cking hates me!" he walks away and me and Alec are laughing out asses off. The test gets passed out and I quickly finish. Class ends soon.
Period 4... Social studies... I can sum this up in one sentence... We made this kid go insane, literally, with the "Wombat Game" and we did work.
Period 5. Language. We're in the computer lab for our Mythology Projects and stories. I was finished since yesterday and so I decided to walk around the class undetected. I walk past Lucas and all I see on his screen is a girl with huge... You know... ANYWAYS, I ask him what the hell he's doing while laughing at the same time. This is seriously his response... "I got bored and didn't want to do work. I looked up big on google and found this" I walked away and grabbed hand sanitizer. I looked if the teacher was looking and then smashed the top really hard. It squirted all over this kids head and keyboard. I put it down and walk off. All I hear is a HUGE "DUDE?! WHAT THE FUCK?! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!" It was the trouble maker of the class, Ivan. He got in trouble while I hid. He complains that he got hand sanitizer on him. So she let him off with a warning never to yell that again. End of period.
Period 6. Advisory/Lunch. We made up new track names in advisory. Wasn't special except for the Fractionistas. Lunch time. I skip my table and go to my friends table where I see Noah with about 15 vote for Mike Kardas stickers in his hands. He wrote on one, Vote My P*nis for Student Council Treasurer and then stuck it on the back of some kid who NEVER noticed. I cracked up. Alot of the things me and my friends do are stupid and you may find it very unfunny but I thought it was hilarious especially since I was there. I ate my lunch and soon saw the whole row of kids on one table with stickers on their backs that say sick things, such as: "I eat babies for breakfast" "I'm a bastard. Kick me please." "Those other stickers have really gay jokes on them". Okay those weren't sick, but I laughed.
7th Period. Literature. This kid tried to put me in a sleeper hold and so I elbowed him hard in the gut. He tried again holding my arms down and laughing. I kicked him in the shin. We did work...
That was not the end of schol it's just the rest got really boring.
The end... I'll admit, this day was pretty damn boring.
