Quite possibly the greatest omegle convo ever...

[IOwnedYou]

So I went on omegle... and this was the best thing that ever happened...

You: THE GAME
Stranger: sup
You:
Stranger: ORLY

You: YARLY
Stranger: THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
You: OBJECTION
Stranger: CONTINUE
You: THE GOD DAMN BATMAN IS DEAD
Stranger: THE GOD DAMN BATMAN IS ALIVE AND WELL
Stranger: HE RESIDES IN MY PANTS
You: HOLD IT
You: YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS
Stranger: DAMN YOURE GOOD
Stranger: FINE, HES HIDING INTHE BUSH
Stranger: THE GOD DAMN BUSH IF YOU WILL
You: DAMNIT
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
You: THE BUSH NO LONGER EXISTS
Stranger: HE MOVED
Stranger: HES HIDING IN THE GIRLS PANTS
You: EFF
You: OBJECTION! YOU TOOK OFF THE GIRL'S PANTS
Stranger: ALSO TRUE!
Stranger: I HAVE SLAIN THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
You: A WINNER IS YOU
Stranger: HE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY THE GOD DAMN SPIDER MAN
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: DR. OCTAGONAPUS
You: USED SHOOP DA WHOOP
Stranger: HAVE YOU SLAIN THE GOD DAMN SPIDER MAN?!?!
You: DID THE GOD DAMN SPIDER MAN FAINT?
Stranger: I THINK SO
Stranger: HE WAS PLAYING TOO MUCH WORLD OF WARCRAFT, THE LACK OF PUSSY KILLED HIM
You: YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN SUPER HEROS LEFT
Stranger: WRONG AGAIN
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: THE GOD DAMN SPIDER MAN HAS BEEN REPLACED
Stranger: BY THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERMAN
You: AHA!
You: THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERMAN HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO KRYPTONITE!
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: YOU HAVE SLAIN THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERMAN
Stranger: SADLY, HE TOO HAS BEEN REPLACED
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: BY THE UNDYING G.I. JOE!
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KILL THAT WHICH CANNOT DIE
Stranger: WE'RE FUCKED
You: I SELL IT FOR OVER $9000
Stranger: GOOD PLAN
You: SOME COLLECTOR BITCH WILL BUY IT
Stranger: WE HAVE RID OURSELVES OF THE UNDYING G.I. JOE!
You: HOORAH
Stranger: SADLY, HE WAS REPLACED AT THE LAST SECOND
You: SON OF A BITCH
Stranger: BY GOD DAMN COCK BLOCKING CHUK NORRIS
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS EVEN
You: OH DAMN
You: I CHOOSE YOU BRUCE LEE!
Stranger: CHUK NORRIS CAN HEAR SILENCE OK
Stranger: BRUCE STANDS NO CHANCE
You: OBJECTION!
Stranger: CONTINUE
You: BRUCE LEE KILLS CHUCK NORRIS IN...
You: WAY OF THE DRAGON
Stranger: IT'S A LIE
Stranger: YOU HAVE BEEN HOODWINKED
You: FUCK
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
Stranger: HE DOESNT MOW HIS LAWN
Stranger: HE STARES AT THE GRASS
Stranger: AND DARES THAT SHIT TO GROW
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU COMPETE?
You: OHHH SNAP
You: I CHOOSE
You: RAPTOR JESUS
Stranger: RAPTOR JESUS HAS BEEN DESTROYED AT A FRAT PARTY
Stranger: IN WHICH CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUS EKICKED EVERY POPPED COLLAR
You: THIS CHUCK NORRIS BITCH IS STRONG
Stranger: INDESTRUCTIBLE I TELL YOU
You: BUT CAN HE HANDLE...
You: CHUCK NORRIS?!
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: BATMAN
Stranger: THIS COULD BE EPIC
Stranger: CHOOSE YOUR ATTACK!
You: TIME PARADOX!
Stranger: SANTA CLAUS WAS REAL, BEFORE HE FORGOT CHUCK NORRI'S GIFT!
Stranger: WHAT NOW
You: CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T GET WET. THE WATER GETS CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WORKS OUT THE MACHINE GETS STRONGER
You: JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER, BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
Stranger: OXYGEN REQUIRES CHUCK NORRIS TO LIVE
You: CHUCK NORRIS CAN ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL GO 8000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS CAN UNSCRAMBLE THE FUCKING EGG OK
Stranger: UNSCRAMBLE THAT MOTHER FUCKER ALL DAY
You: fuck
You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAAKKERR
Stranger: I AM THE VICTOR
You: NOT QUITE
Stranger: OHSHI-
You: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Stranger: FUCK!
You: WHICH IS
You: SONG OF PERIL
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU
Stranger: NOW WHAT
You: FUCK
You: I CHOOSE YOU RAICHU.
Stranger: OHSHI-
Stranger: PIKACHU COME BACK
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU BIG LEGENDARY DRAGON THING
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU FUCK WITH A DRAGON
You: RAICHU COME BACK!
You: GO MAGIKARP!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: I JUST GOT RICKROLLED
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCKING MAGIKARP
Stranger: BUT IM NOT DONE YET
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: DAMNIT!
Stranger: BIG FUCKING DRAGON THING, RETURN!
Stranger: GO BIG TITTIED HOOKER
You: MAGIKARP BECAME AROUSED
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: BIG TITTIED HOOKER USED -BLOWJOB-
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: BUT MAGIKARP HAD A FOCUS BAND ON PREVENTING HIM FROM DYING.
Stranger: OHSHI
You: RETURN MAGIKARP.
You: GO JACK THE RIPPER!
Stranger: SHI
Stranger: RETURN BIG TITTY HOOKER
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: GO TINY PENIS DISEASE
You: GO VIAGRA
Stranger: IT'S A CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: TINY PENIS DISEASE HAS FAINTED
You: JACK THE RIPPER RECOVERED.
Stranger: GO, CAOLUMBIAN DRUG CARTEL
You: GO CIA!
Stranger: COLUMBIAN DRUG CARTEL USES - SNORT THAT COKE SON-
Stranger: COLUMBIAN DRUG CARTEL BECOMES ALL POWERFUL
You: CIA RETREATS.
You: FUUUUUUU
Stranger: I HAVE EMERGED VICTORIOUS
You: I'M NOT DONE YET!
Stranger: SHIT
You: GO PILLS THAT MAKE YOU UN-ADDICTED TO DRUGS!
Stranger: I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON!
You: SHIT
Stranger: COLUMBIAN DRUG CARTEL, COME BACK
Stranger: PARIS HILTON, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: PILLS THAT MAKE YOU UN-ADDICTED TO DRUGS, RETURN!
You: PLAN B PILLS I CHOOSE YOU!
Stranger: OHSHI-
You: NO MORE PREGNANCY FOR YOU
Stranger: PARIS HILTON USES - GOT A BOOB JOB!-
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: NOW SHES PACKING A DD
You: I CHOOSE MEDIA
You: MEDIA FUCKS PARIS HILTON UP.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: PARIS HILTON RETURN
Stranger: YOU'RE MAKING ME USE MY ACE-IN-THE-HOLE
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU.....
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: HARRY POTTER!
You: SON OF A BITCH!
You: I CHOOSE HERMIONE!
You: USE MARRIAGE.
Stranger: HARRY IS UNAFFECTED
You: FUCK
Stranger: HARRY USES HIS SPECIAL ABILITY - FUCK A BITCH UP-
You: THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO HERE...
You: GO RON WEASLY!
Stranger: HARRY STABS THAT COCK BLOCK IN THE NOSE
You: RON USES ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE.
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: HARRY FUCKS RONS SISTER
You: DAMAGE WAS REDUCED BY 70%
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: FORCING RON TO COMMIT SUICIDE
You: DAMNIT
You: RONS SISTER CARRIED AN STD
Stranger: SHIT
You: HARRY CAN'T HAVE PUSSY.
Stranger: HARRY FLEES TO THE HOSPITAL
Stranger: HARRY GETS A STD IMMUNIZATION
Stranger: HIS STD WAS CURED!
You: DAMNIT
You: HERMIONE USED SEX.
You: HARRY GOT AIDS.
Stranger: HARRY IS UNAFFECTED
You: FUCK
You: HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TOO POWERFUL.
Stranger: HE BITCH SLAPPED THAT HOE AND TOLD HER TO GO GET HIS MONEY AND GET BACK ON THE CORNER
You: GO COMMON COLD.
Stranger: SHIT
You: IMMUNE SYSTEM WAS WEAKENED.
Stranger: HARRY TALKS TO FAIRY PRINCESS
Stranger: FAIRY PRINCESS PERFORMS - BLOWJOB-
You: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
Stranger: THE BLOWJOB RESTORED HIM
Stranger: AGAIN?
Stranger: FUCK
You: FAIRY PRINCESS TURNED OUT TO BE A GUY
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: HARRY CUTS OFF THE FAIRY PRINCESS' DICK
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: HARRY FLED TO THE JERSEY SHORE
Stranger: HARRY TAPPED SNOOKIE
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: I TOLD YOU
Stranger: ACE-IN-THE-HOLE
Stranger: YOU CANT KILL THIS FUCKIN GUY
You: I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE OUT MY ACE-IN-THE-HOLE NOW.
You: GO...
You: TIGER WOODS!
Stranger: OH
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK EVERYTHING YOU SEE.
Stranger: HARRY POTTER, COME BACK
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU, TIGER WOODS' FIRST MISTRESS
You: HARRY WAS TOO FAST.
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: TIGER WOODS' FIRST MISTRESS USED - TATTLE LIKE A BITCH-
You: FUCK
Stranger: TIGER GOT ROYALLY FUCKED BY THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
You: WELL THEN
You: I CHOOSE TIGER'S SECOND MISTRESS.
Stranger: SHIT
You: SHE ALSO TATTLES LIKE A BITCH.
Stranger: TIGER'S FIRST MISTRESS, RETURN
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU, THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
Stranger: I FOUND HIM HIDING AGAIN
You: HE'S RETURNED!
Stranger: HE WAS IN YOUR PANTS THIS TIME
You: I'M NOT WEARING PANTS... I'M WEARING SHORTS.
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: HE FLED THE PANTS
Stranger: HE'S IN THE TREE
You: HE IS NO MATCH FOR...
You: YOU!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: IM UNKILLABLE
Stranger: GOD DAMN BATMAN, FLEEEEEEE
Stranger: THE GOD DAMN BATMAN GOT AWAY
You: YOU! GO EAT ALL YOUR POKEBALLS.
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU, THE GAME!
You: FUCK
You: THIS MATCH HAS ENDED IN A DRAW.
You: WE BOTH LOSE.
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: IT WAS A GREAT MATCH
You: GOOD GAME.
Stranger: CO CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD
You: I HAVE ONE LAST THING I MUST DO.
Stranger: BUT I HAVE ONE TRAP CARD YOU DIDNT SEE
You: OH SHIITTTT
Stranger: DEEP BLACK HOLE OF A LOSE PUSSY
Stranger: IT SUCKS EVERYTHINGINTO A VORTEX
You: OH FUCK
You: DAMNIT
You: IT'S A DOUBLE DRAW.
You: UNLESS...
Stranger: UNLESS WHAT
You: I CHOOSE FAT ASS. HE CLOGS UP THE VORTEX.
Stranger: SHIT
You: AHA!
Stranger: SHE QWEEFS HIS ASS OUT
Stranger: THE BLACK HOLE IS ACTIVE ONCE AGAIN
You: FUCK
You: I CHOOSE STEVEN HAWKING.
You: HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN BLACK HOLES.
Stranger: OHSHI-
You: IT NO LONGER EXISTS.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I CHOOSE ANGRY BIKER MAN
You: OH DAMN
Stranger: HE HATES THE WHEELCHAIR
You: OOHHH DAMN
Stranger: STEVEN HAWKING IS THROWN OFF MOUNT EVEREST
You: FUCK
You: BUT...
You: I CHOOSE BLACK MAN!
Stranger: SHIT
You: BLACK MAN STEALS YOUR BIKE.
Stranger: ANGRY BIKER MAN RETURN
Stranger: I CHOOSE FAT WHITE BITCH
Stranger: BLACK MAN IS POWERLESS
You: OH SHIT
You: I CHOOSE PIN.
Stranger: FUCK
You: FAT WHITE BITCH GOT POPPED.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I CHOOSE ROBOCOP
You: FUUUUUUUU
Stranger: HE BUSTED A CAP IN DAT ASS
You: THE PIN HAS FAINTED.
Stranger: on that note, i gotta bounce yo lol
You: Dawww
Stranger: gf is trippin =P
You: I'm saving this entire conversation
Stranger: hahaha
You: Good bye awesome man.
Stranger: good bye equally awesome man
You: Hell yes.
Stranger: i better see this on a forum somewhere
You: Ahahahaha
Stranger: it needs to be shared with the world
You: indeed

[Rorschach]

greatest convo of all time...end of fuckin story

[NBAplaya8484]

Pretty epic. Mine wasn't bad either its a bit shorter though xD

[Bert]

I once had a conversation where me and the other guy recited the lyrics to Beelzeboss.

It was awesome.