Post by SLE on Feb 28, 2010 5:34:01 GMT -5
Well, I'm officially screwed. But since Kai kinda just brushed off his, I can too!
CUE THEME MUSIC
Oh, wait, crap. wrong music. But I suck at songing, so that'll do for now. Now, what to talk about?
Ah! Of course, how could I not realize it! I'm entirely late, so it doesn't matter anyway. Besides, nobody's gonna be reading the post, I mean, who reads NES Presents? Only the same people who read Bert's fanfic.
So, here's
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SLE's convoluted Theory of the timeframe!
I say the time because I dunno when I'll be back here again! I mean, there could be another football game blocking our regularly scheduled programming. Yeah, that's it. Warning, lots of bullshit ahead, read at your own risk.
So, what's the topic this time?? Well.... it's OLIMAR!! Woot, Pikmin recognition! Let's just get to the point. The guy's a bloody wanker. See how I just British'd you thar? But for srs here. The guy is just terrible! For one thing, in one of the endings of the original Pikmin, he gets swallowed by the Onion and he turns into a black seed. For one thing, he was in a red onion, he should've turned into a Red Pikmin. For another thing, how many seeds there are show how powerful a creature is. Olimar was one Pikmin. That means he was a powerful nonconforming bastard. ALSO, it showed that only monsters could be taken to the Onions in Pikmin 2, so that meant he was a MONSTER! DO YOU SEE THE SYMBOLISM?
If that's not enough, then through the course of the game, he is the problem. His ship crashing caused the monsters to get Angry. And he abuses a machine to control the Pikmin against their will. Seriously, what the hell? He enslaves little carrot-creatures from the natural wildlife that he destroyed, and now he's using those slaves to kill other animals, most of which were probably just minding their own business before he came along. And get this, for his Bulmin, he kills the mother, usually takes it's carcass for Pikmin, steals the children, and uses them for slaves too. Unbelievable.
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Well, that's all the attention span I had. So here's gonna be space fillers that don't matter...
Magma Of the Year:
Incarnate
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Go buy it, it's Nothing like mangas about detergent. Who even names a comic after Detergent? This comic reads left to right, not right to left. And it's in color, not colorless.
Random Wikipedia Article
Nakseongdae
It's a park. Fascinating.
Game of the year, of all years.
Robot Unicorn Attack
♪ Melting the ice for me, jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide, I see your love and emotion ♫
♪ When it's cold (when it's cold) outside (outside), am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night, there will be no shame ♫
♪ When it's cold (when it's cold) outside (outside), am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night, there will be no shame ♫
AAAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOU
ANDMAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOVE
What's been stuck in my head?
It's just been stuck there, just STUCK. Someone get it out! Please!
Well, it seems that's it. Oh, but it seems there's something scribbled in the corner of a sign here.
Just look.
I believe that's one of those "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" things. I always knew Ash was a loser, but THAT KIND?
Trivia! I almost forgot!
And you guys know how much of a Pokemon nerd I am, so this will be really challenging. It'll test your wit, your stamina, and your willingness to care at all.
Are you ready? Here's the question.
Who is the youngest playable character in Mario and Sonic at The Olympic Games?
On an unrelated note, while I was searching for trivia, I stumbled upon this. I hoped it would elicit a good laugh or chuckle for at least one person.
Tune in next week, I think, where one of our moderators posts some NES Presents about an un-foretold topic.
CUE THEME MUSIC
Oh, wait, crap. wrong music. But I suck at songing, so that'll do for now. Now, what to talk about?
Ah! Of course, how could I not realize it! I'm entirely late, so it doesn't matter anyway. Besides, nobody's gonna be reading the post, I mean, who reads NES Presents? Only the same people who read Bert's fanfic.
So, here's
_________________________________________________________
SLE's convoluted Theory of the timeframe!
I say the time because I dunno when I'll be back here again! I mean, there could be another football game blocking our regularly scheduled programming. Yeah, that's it. Warning, lots of bullshit ahead, read at your own risk.
So, what's the topic this time?? Well.... it's OLIMAR!! Woot, Pikmin recognition! Let's just get to the point. The guy's a bloody wanker. See how I just British'd you thar? But for srs here. The guy is just terrible! For one thing, in one of the endings of the original Pikmin, he gets swallowed by the Onion and he turns into a black seed. For one thing, he was in a red onion, he should've turned into a Red Pikmin. For another thing, how many seeds there are show how powerful a creature is. Olimar was one Pikmin. That means he was a powerful nonconforming bastard. ALSO, it showed that only monsters could be taken to the Onions in Pikmin 2, so that meant he was a MONSTER! DO YOU SEE THE SYMBOLISM?
If that's not enough, then through the course of the game, he is the problem. His ship crashing caused the monsters to get Angry. And he abuses a machine to control the Pikmin against their will. Seriously, what the hell? He enslaves little carrot-creatures from the natural wildlife that he destroyed, and now he's using those slaves to kill other animals, most of which were probably just minding their own business before he came along. And get this, for his Bulmin, he kills the mother, usually takes it's carcass for Pikmin, steals the children, and uses them for slaves too. Unbelievable.
_____________________________________________________________________
Well, that's all the attention span I had. So here's gonna be space fillers that don't matter...
Magma Of the Year:
Incarnate
Go buy it, it's Nothing like mangas about detergent. Who even names a comic after Detergent? This comic reads left to right, not right to left. And it's in color, not colorless.
Random Wikipedia Article
Nakseongdae
It's a park. Fascinating.
Game of the year, of all years.
Robot Unicorn Attack
♪ Melting the ice for me, jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide, I see your love and emotion ♫
♪ When it's cold (when it's cold) outside (outside), am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night, there will be no shame ♫
♪ When it's cold (when it's cold) outside (outside), am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night, there will be no shame ♫
AAAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOU
ANDMAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOVE
What's been stuck in my head?
It's just been stuck there, just STUCK. Someone get it out! Please!
Well, it seems that's it. Oh, but it seems there's something scribbled in the corner of a sign here.
Just look.
I believe that's one of those "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" things. I always knew Ash was a loser, but THAT KIND?
Trivia! I almost forgot!
And you guys know how much of a Pokemon nerd I am, so this will be really challenging. It'll test your wit, your stamina, and your willingness to care at all.
Are you ready? Here's the question.
Who is the youngest playable character in Mario and Sonic at The Olympic Games?
On an unrelated note, while I was searching for trivia, I stumbled upon this. I hoped it would elicit a good laugh or chuckle for at least one person.
Tune in next week, I think, where one of our moderators posts some NES Presents about an un-foretold topic.
