Post by Rorschach on Jan 25, 2010 0:52:42 GMT -5
50 THINGS A GIRL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT A GUY!!!! GIRLS OR GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS OR LULU, READ WELL! 
1. Most important rule, always make us sandwiches. Even when we're not hungry.
2. I can't stress that sandwich one enough, just make 2 sandwiches i guess.
3. Dudes like it when you buy them stuff. Like video games, nudy mags, new phone. etc.
4. If we're playing video games, if you wanna play, let us win. If you don't, we'll be keepin our pimp hand strong.
5.Don't be grossed out by an erection. You should be flattered.
6. Different varieties of sandwiches please. I don't want a ham and cheese over and over.
7.If a girl ever says 'Suck my ####!' you may think it's funny but it's prolly the biggest turnoff ever.
8. You can't really call us jerks now. Cuz if you do, we'll prolly start bustin a move and shit.
9. If a dude gives you a compliment, accept it yo.
10. Taking a dude to the mandarin is prolly the coolest CENSOREDing thing anyone could ever do. No dude hates the mandarin.
11. If you don't like the way we are when we're drunk, don't drink with us.
12. Don't insult the homies, shit storm will happen.
13. If we spend money on you, like alot of dough, be hella grateful.
14. We always lie if you ask us how much we bench. Don't call the bluff, just ask for our number.
15. You can go to da movies anytime ya like, nah mean. It's ya boy bangs.
16. We don't just stand around and look at girl's asses, we also look at the rest of their body.
17. Farts are a natural thing, get use to them. But don't say doorknob after it, that's only cool when dudes say it.
18. If a dude ever watches a chick flick with you, the dude must like you. Shit's crazy.
19. A girl that can cook is hot. Not trying to be stereotypical (haha) but ya, shit is awesome.
20. Apparently girls like to be kissed in the rain? CENSORED that shit i don't wanna get wet.
21. Fun Dip is one of the greatest gifts to give a dude. It's candy, and it's fun. Best of both worlds.
22. If you don't like Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Tony Jaa or just kung fu movies in general, you're CENSOREDed.
23. Chicks have no idea how much it hurts to even get tapped in the balls. So don't even threat jokingly to cause harm to the testicles.
24. You gotta like good music.
25. Don't do stupid shit for attention.
26. A girl that knows more and/or is better than a dude at sports is just straight ignorant.
27. Buying a dude alcohol is the equivalent of giving a 7 year old a life time supply of chocolate, it's just awesome.
28. If a dude likes a chick, he will probably do stupid shit for attention which contridicts number 25 but CENSORED it we're dudes we can do it.
29. Dudes don't like it when chicks think they're super hot, sure you can be confident but like,don't push that shit, it's unnatractive.
30. Sandwiches, all the time.
31. Burp fights, could be fun but could also be extremely awkward and unnatractive, just avoid them, safety first.
32. Moustaches, beards, goatees, etc. are manly and make any dude look ten times cooler, and if the chick doesn't like it GTFO
33. Just don't be a bitch, simple as that, nobody likes a bitch. Sorry forthe vulgarness but there's no other way to put it.
34. Pole dances, always a good thing.
35. A dude doesn't wanna be stuck in the friend zone, if you only wanna be friends, let a dude know, cuz if not, shit will CENSORED with our heads majorly.
36. If a dude can't dance, don't tell them cuz that will make us feel like a piece of shit and probably make us hate you for the rest of our lifes.
37. Dudes like to hang with other dudes alot, don't interfere with that, it's human nature and if you disrupt that, god won't be very pleased.
38. Dudes will pay for most stuff, but a $700 purse or something? NAHHHHH
39. You gotta like good movies, Legally Blonde? No thank you. Lethal Weapon? Yes pleae.
40. Shave your legs please, not trying to sound rude but hugest turnoff ever is hairy legs, no thank you.
41. If we didn't call you, don't sweat it,we were probably just watching hockey, football, baseball, etc.
42. If you think a dude is attractive, don't stare the dude down, won't help you in any way and it's creepy as shit.
43. Flirting with other dudes while you're dating a dude is like a punch to your nuts. Nobody wants bruised nuts, nuff said.
44. Dudes think they're way cooler than they are. So CENSORED it, just pretend we're that cool and we'll respect you more.
45. Don't try to make us seem stupid in front of people, that is one sure fire way to get on a dude's bad side, you don't wanna be there, chances are you won't like it.
46. If you like a dude, and he's a dick to you, just move on cuz he obviously doesn't wanna talk to you, kinda common sense but ya, move on.
47. I know girls like to be called 'beautiful, prety, etc.' but if a dude calls you hot, just except the compliment and get on with your life.
48. If you're talking to a dude on msn and he ain't talking alot, get a damn clue and stop talking to the dude.
49. Video games are a very important part of a dude's life, accept it cuz if you intervene with video games, oh man.
50.Last but not least, pretty obvious what it's gonna be. Sandwiches.....ALL DAY
Hope you all learned valuable lessons. Write em down.
1. Most important rule, always make us sandwiches. Even when we're not hungry.
2. I can't stress that sandwich one enough, just make 2 sandwiches i guess.
3. Dudes like it when you buy them stuff. Like video games, nudy mags, new phone. etc.
4. If we're playing video games, if you wanna play, let us win. If you don't, we'll be keepin our pimp hand strong.
5.Don't be grossed out by an erection. You should be flattered.
6. Different varieties of sandwiches please. I don't want a ham and cheese over and over.
7.If a girl ever says 'Suck my ####!' you may think it's funny but it's prolly the biggest turnoff ever.
8. You can't really call us jerks now. Cuz if you do, we'll prolly start bustin a move and shit.
9. If a dude gives you a compliment, accept it yo.
10. Taking a dude to the mandarin is prolly the coolest CENSOREDing thing anyone could ever do. No dude hates the mandarin.
11. If you don't like the way we are when we're drunk, don't drink with us.
12. Don't insult the homies, shit storm will happen.
13. If we spend money on you, like alot of dough, be hella grateful.
14. We always lie if you ask us how much we bench. Don't call the bluff, just ask for our number.
15. You can go to da movies anytime ya like, nah mean. It's ya boy bangs.
16. We don't just stand around and look at girl's asses, we also look at the rest of their body.
17. Farts are a natural thing, get use to them. But don't say doorknob after it, that's only cool when dudes say it.
18. If a dude ever watches a chick flick with you, the dude must like you. Shit's crazy.
19. A girl that can cook is hot. Not trying to be stereotypical (haha) but ya, shit is awesome.
20. Apparently girls like to be kissed in the rain? CENSORED that shit i don't wanna get wet.
21. Fun Dip is one of the greatest gifts to give a dude. It's candy, and it's fun. Best of both worlds.
22. If you don't like Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Tony Jaa or just kung fu movies in general, you're CENSOREDed.
23. Chicks have no idea how much it hurts to even get tapped in the balls. So don't even threat jokingly to cause harm to the testicles.
24. You gotta like good music.
25. Don't do stupid shit for attention.
26. A girl that knows more and/or is better than a dude at sports is just straight ignorant.
27. Buying a dude alcohol is the equivalent of giving a 7 year old a life time supply of chocolate, it's just awesome.
28. If a dude likes a chick, he will probably do stupid shit for attention which contridicts number 25 but CENSORED it we're dudes we can do it.
29. Dudes don't like it when chicks think they're super hot, sure you can be confident but like,don't push that shit, it's unnatractive.
30. Sandwiches, all the time.
31. Burp fights, could be fun but could also be extremely awkward and unnatractive, just avoid them, safety first.
32. Moustaches, beards, goatees, etc. are manly and make any dude look ten times cooler, and if the chick doesn't like it GTFO
33. Just don't be a bitch, simple as that, nobody likes a bitch. Sorry forthe vulgarness but there's no other way to put it.
34. Pole dances, always a good thing.
35. A dude doesn't wanna be stuck in the friend zone, if you only wanna be friends, let a dude know, cuz if not, shit will CENSORED with our heads majorly.
36. If a dude can't dance, don't tell them cuz that will make us feel like a piece of shit and probably make us hate you for the rest of our lifes.
37. Dudes like to hang with other dudes alot, don't interfere with that, it's human nature and if you disrupt that, god won't be very pleased.
38. Dudes will pay for most stuff, but a $700 purse or something? NAHHHHH
39. You gotta like good movies, Legally Blonde? No thank you. Lethal Weapon? Yes pleae.
40. Shave your legs please, not trying to sound rude but hugest turnoff ever is hairy legs, no thank you.
41. If we didn't call you, don't sweat it,we were probably just watching hockey, football, baseball, etc.
42. If you think a dude is attractive, don't stare the dude down, won't help you in any way and it's creepy as shit.
43. Flirting with other dudes while you're dating a dude is like a punch to your nuts. Nobody wants bruised nuts, nuff said.
44. Dudes think they're way cooler than they are. So CENSORED it, just pretend we're that cool and we'll respect you more.
45. Don't try to make us seem stupid in front of people, that is one sure fire way to get on a dude's bad side, you don't wanna be there, chances are you won't like it.
46. If you like a dude, and he's a dick to you, just move on cuz he obviously doesn't wanna talk to you, kinda common sense but ya, move on.
47. I know girls like to be called 'beautiful, prety, etc.' but if a dude calls you hot, just except the compliment and get on with your life.
48. If you're talking to a dude on msn and he ain't talking alot, get a damn clue and stop talking to the dude.
49. Video games are a very important part of a dude's life, accept it cuz if you intervene with video games, oh man.
50.Last but not least, pretty obvious what it's gonna be. Sandwiches.....ALL DAY
Hope you all learned valuable lessons. Write em down.
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