50 things girls should know about a guy!

[Sharpay]

This list does not apply to all guys. Some of it is freaky, like #5, there is a difference for a teen girl or an adult to be flattered....

[Angel]

1. Most important rule, always make us sandwiches. Even when we're not hungry.

2. I can't stress that sandwich one enough, just make 2 sandwiches i guess.

6. Different varieties of sandwiches please. I don't want a ham and cheese over and over.

30. Sandwiches, all the time.

50.Last but not least, pretty obvious what it's gonna be. Sandwiches.....ALL DAY

Sammiches will not be given without huggles or other forms of thanks. Your not given rights to them on demand. Also, different varieties of thanks and not every girl considers a butt slap a thank you.

Love, all the time.

Affection, all day.

3. Dudes like it when you buy them stuff. Like video games, nudy mags, new phone. etc.

13. If we spend money on you, like alot of dough, be hella grateful.

Be grateful and no, giving a girl a gift is not a "Get In Bed Free" card if that's what you mean by grateful.

4. If we're playing video games, if you wanna play, let us win. If you don't, we'll be keepin our pimp hand strong.

49. Video games are a very important part of a dude's life, accept it cuz if you intervene with video games, oh man.

News Flash: Girls can and do play games and will kick your tush, just be happy your dating a gamer.

7.If a girl ever says 'Suck my ####!' you may think it's funny but it's prolly the biggest turnoff ever.

I agree sadly with this one. It's just icky.

8. You can't really call us jerks now. Cuz if you do, we'll prolly start bustin a move and shit.

33. Just don't be a bitch, simple as that, nobody likes a bitch. Sorry forthe vulgarness but there's no other way to put it.

If you act like a jerk, you will be called one.

So just don't be a jerk. Simple as that.

9. If a dude gives you a compliment, accept it yo.

Just because a girl is humble doesn't mean she didn't accept it. Learn to speak girl silly.

10. Taking a dude to the mandarin is prolly the coolest CENSOREDing thing anyone could ever do. No dude hates the mandarin.

Mandarin? The food? Yeah, food it good. We already know it's the way to some guys hearts.. but thanks for useless tip that women have known since the stone ages.

11. If you don't like the way we are when we're drunk, don't drink with us.

27. Buying a dude alcohol is the equivalent of giving a 7 year old a life time supply of chocolate, it's just awesome.

Being drunk doesn't make you suddenly not responsible for your actions. Remember this.

12. Don't insult the homies, shit storm will happen.

If the homies are mean to me, I will say bad things. Don't let them treat us badly either.

14. We always lie if you ask us how much we bench. Don't call the bluff, just ask for our number.

Replace that with age for girls.

15. You can go to da movies anytime ya like, nah mean. It's ya boy bangs.

.... No comment. Mostly because I don't understand it.

5.Don't be grossed out by an erection. You should be flattered.

16. We don't just stand around and look at girl's asses, we also look at the rest of their body.

42. If you think a dude is attractive, don't stare the dude down, won't help you in any way and it's creepy as shit.

43. Flirting with other dudes while you're dating a dude is like a punch to your nuts. Nobody wants bruised nuts, nuff said.

Just look at ME once in a while if we are dating! Gosh!

Also if you want to be able to stare, we get to stare and get turned on too. Be flattered.

As long as when we are in a relationship it's 90% of the time aimed towards us, then there is nothing to be grossed out by, both ways. If you get to be a natural human being and find other girls sexy while during a relationship, then expect the same from us. Also, causal flirting between friends is natural, don't fight it.

17. Farts are a natural thing, get use to them. But don't say doorknob after it, that's only cool when dudes say it.

Then don't be mean or tease when a girl farts. We're human too.

18. If a dude ever watches a chick flick with you, the dude must like you. Shit's crazy.

Or he's gay. Or your friend, or just appreciates romantic movies.

19. A girl that can cook is hot. Not trying to be stereotypical (haha) but ya, shit is awesome.

Guys who can cook are hot too. :3

20. Apparently girls like to be kissed in the rain? CENSORED that shit i don't wanna get wet.

Acting out a girls romantic fantasies is a big turn on, sometimes relationships are about compromise. :3

21. Fun Dip is one of the greatest gifts to give a dude. It's candy, and it's fun. Best of both worlds.

I WANT FUN DIP TOO! O__O

22. If you don't like Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Tony Jaa or just kung fu movies in general, you're CENSOREDed.

How about we just go do something else while your watching a movie? Or afterwards we watch this cute romantic adorable girl-power flick I bought?

23. Chicks have no idea how much it hurts to even get tapped in the balls. So don't even threat jokingly to cause harm to the testicles.

Our crotch. Breasts. Child-birth.

Child birth.

24. You gotta like good music.

We aren't things you know, Mr. Caveman.

25. Don't do stupid shit for attention.

*runs around the thread naked, grabs a vanilla fudge pop and sucks on it for a few minutes before letting it messily get all over my face and starts doing gymnastics*

26. A girl that knows more and/or is better than a dude at sports is just straight ignorant.

Your very pro blue-pink separation aren't you? Or just a caveman.

28. If a dude likes a chick, he will probably do stupid shit for attention which contridicts number 25 but CENSORED it we're dudes we can do it.

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you. Especially being a contradicting attention seeker.

29. Dudes don't like it when chicks think they're super hot, sure you can be confident but like,don't push that shit, it's unnatractive.

Then don't brag about how wonderful your assets or skills are either. See, NOT SO MUCH FUN NOW IS IT!?

31. Burp fights, could be fun but could also be extremely awkward and unnatractive, just avoid them, safety first.

Same to you Mr. Man.

32. Moustaches, beards, goatees, etc. are manly and make any dude look ten times cooler, and if the chick doesn't like it GTFO

Well then girls get to do whatever they want with their bodies too. BREAST REDUCTIONS!

34. Pole dances, always a good thing.

Sure, I'll dance on the pole for you.. then it's your turn.

35. A dude doesn't wanna be stuck in the friend zone, if you only wanna be friends, let a dude know, cuz if not, shit will CENSORED with our heads majorly.

If you expect a relationship after 2 weeks, then it's just pathetic. We won't tell you anything because gosh darn it, real emotions take time when your not letting your sex drive decide for you. Funny huh?

36. If a dude can't dance, don't tell them cuz that will make us feel like a piece of shit and probably make us hate you for the rest of our lifes.

Then don't make fun of our lack of ability to do anything either. Gotta go both ways champ.

37. Dudes like to hang with other dudes alot, don't interfere with that, it's human nature and if you disrupt that, god won't be very pleased.

Toast is pleased by it. Very pleased. Also, if you wanted to hang out with us more than 5 minutes a day and more than just a grope session, maybe we won't be clingy for time. D;

38. Dudes will pay for most stuff, but a $700 purse or something? NAHHHHH

Obviously you haven't met any honest, good girls and definitely not any women. You dating 6 year olds like me?

39. You gotta like good movies, Legally Blonde? No thank you. Lethal Weapon? Yes pleae.

Good seems to be relative to what you like. Would you like getting your favorite movies taken from you? Then don't do the same Mr. Man.

40. Shave your legs please, not trying to sound rude but hugest turnoff ever is hairy legs, no thank you.

Muhaha, trade off. If you want the legs shaved, keep that face clean.

41. If we didn't call you, don't sweat it,we were probably just watching hockey, football, baseball, etc.

If you said you were going to call, and you didn't for a stupid tv anything.. then don't expect and answer when you DO call.

44. Dudes think they're way cooler than they are. So CENSORED it, just pretend we're that cool and we'll respect you more.

I find it cute, but be realistic once and a while too. Shows a girl your real.

45. Don't try to make us seem stupid in front of people, that is one sure fire way to get on a dude's bad side, you don't wanna be there, chances are you won't like it.

Then don't make us seem bitchy/naggy in front of other people.

46. If you like a dude, and he's a dick to you, just move on cuz he obviously doesn't wanna talk to you, kinda common sense but ya, move on.

Love is a complicated emotion, and if you honestly can't understand a girl who does the above, then you've never been in love.

47. I know girls like to be called 'beautiful, prety, etc.' but if a dude calls you hot, just except the compliment and get on with your life.

It's important to not feel like a sack of meat as well though, Make sure HOT isn't the only word in your vocabulary.

48. If you're talking to a dude on msn and he ain't talking alot, get a damn clue and stop talking to the dude.

Block button. Use it.

[NBAplaya8484]

Jan 26, 2010 16:50:10 GMT -5 Bert said:

61) Tits or GTFO.

Couldn't have put it any better

[smashbro]

Jan 25, 2010 0:52:42 GMT -5 Rorschach said:

13. If we spend money on you, like alot of dough, be hella grateful.

Are you from California or around there?

Over the summer I met someone from California, and he used the word hella too. idk, before that I'd never heard of it up here in New England.

[Bert]

Are you from California or around there?

Sour's Canadian, like me.

[IOwnedYou]

Canadians be taking over the forums!

On Topic:

Sandwiches are indeed the best thing ever. Along with fun dip. Strange, I haven't gotten my sandwich today. *walks away with no expression*

[Roach]

oh u missed 1.

My rule: if you beleive in that anneversity shit, i dont, so dont expect me to buy u sum expensive shit