SURPRISE DOOD! (Kirbs)

[SLE]

Augh, he was so hungry. But what could he do? Food cost money, and he was out of work right now. Besides, he was lazy, probably nobody would hire him right now. So now what could he do? This would take some good thinking. He only had 50 HL left, and this wasn't the Netherworld, he had no idea if they took this currency.

*one epiphany later*

Dood, this is outta sight! So far, people here were decent. "What morons!" He just knew he'd get someone off guard! Being powerful made no difference if you were dead! Genius! Now all to do was his actual plans... All he had to do was get somewhere high, jump down, and roll some heads. Then he'd get all the good enemy drops. "Hmm, now where to hide?

Well, there are a few high trees, and here's a pretty good arc!" So it was decided, climb to the top of the Archway, dozens of people probably visit those. Although, getting to the top was a pretty tough deal, he managed. One paw after another, simple. Just gotta be careful not to fall from too far, or else... "Gulp... Just to make sure, dood..." He stopped in place, making sure it wasn't too far. He didn't want to die... although, it would probably be easier than this. He was holding on with one hand, a razored machette in the other. I wouldn't call them hands, more like wings, but it was used for a lack of a better word. "Come on dood, you can hold on a few minutes...I think I hear someone coming!" He ignored the fact he was giving a pep talk to his left arm.

[|TheHappyFox|]

Sperans walked along the Archway feeding Spinels. " Ahh what a beautiful day! huh Spinels?" Spinels let out a large CAW! " yea, the wind is blowing, its nice and sunny. And this food is good! where did you find it?" CAW CAW CAW! " Oh yeah.. Thats right back in the oasis place. O well!" They kept walking and eating as they enjoyed NOT having to fight a giant robot or a pac of orcs for a change. it happens to often to just act like WOW WTF" You get used to it. They walked untill Spinels let out a large CAW again. And Sperans didnt exactly know why, But from experiance. He stiffend up just in case. As they kept going
going. Sperans was still stiffend

[SLE]

God, there were two of them. It makes it much harder to ambush things when there were more than one of them. Well, it wouldn't hurt to try. Upon closer inspection, it was just a bird thing. "I could swear he's talking to that thing, dood..." But then he spotted it. This guy had some food with him! Thank goodness this guy came just as he started on the post-thing. He was starting to get bored.

"And here I thought I was going to have to actually do some hard work or something!" Relieved, he sighed and waited for an opening, or at least until he couldn't see him. Good thing he was on the other side of the Arch, or else that bird would've spotted him 5 feet ago! ...wait, 5 feet ago? Where'd that come from? Oh no! I spent this time not watching him! Now he's almost just under the bridge! Gotta act fast dood!

He slided downward a few inches, "Oh, wait dood, I can fly!" And with that, he jumped off the object he had been holding on to. However, this opened up another hand for him to work with. He reached into his backpack pouch and pulled out another machette. "Aha, now he'd get what I wanted him to deserve!! Um, how have I stayed in the air this long? Suddenly, as if the realization was the trigger, he plummeted down to the man. "EAT THIS DOOD!" This was yelled in his usual high pitched voice. He was relentless, his eyes had no irises, no pupils, you could see the pure determination. Holding both razored knives out like wings, he was determined to steal some food from this punk.

[|TheHappyFox|]

They kept walking Untillt hey heard someone scream: EAT THIS DOOD! Spearns looked up and saw.. a bit strange site. a penguin with blades coming down on top of Sperans. Spinels, mind explaining that? CAW! And with that Spearns stepped to the side so the penguin would miss him once he slammed down onto the ground. Or grabbed something and angeled at him. Sperans just ate another piece of his food as he watched the bird fall. Thinking to himself Maybe i WILL have to fight again today. just my luck. Then he noticed something once the penguin got even closer. His eyes, well. they had no pupil and no iris. It was kinda creepy. Like he had more up his sleeve. like he was... CRAZY! Sperans instantly jetted With Spinels a farther way away.

[SLE]

This was it! He was homing in on him. But out of nowhere, he talked to his bird again? This freak, it'd be nice to knock some sense into him. But out of nowhere, the bird actually responded. It knows English? "Wait, wha-" Not being able to finish his thought, he fell face-first into the floor, making a *Plonk!* noise.

That was just TOO cliché, dood. He actually made a hole in the floor for himself. Although it was pretty small, he had to use a bit of effort to get himself out. Pushing with both flippers, he pulled out with a *POP* noise. Shaking off the dirt and daze, he was pissed. The guy just expected it like it was nothing, that's impossible dood! I was hidden, he didn't see me, I fell at like, 40 miles an hour for like, 20 feet! I could've traveled 60 feet in THAT amount of time, dood! Whatever, physics does what physics says.

Though, the hunger didn't cease, neither did the rage. He was furious, you can't just do that! So, he felt a bit rash. This would take a bit more planning, but no worries. He deposited the twin knives into his pocket-pouch and pulled out a bomb about the size of his head. In his flippers, he tossed it at his fleeing opponent with all his might. "RAWR!" Hauling the bomb, he reached for another one, just to toss it again. That made 2, and they would explode on impact, he didn't have a chance to escape.

[|TheHappyFox|]

As quick as the he hit the ground, 2 bombs came towards Sperans. Now the first was no problem. He counter acted it with his sycthe and hit it agaisnt a wall somewhere. but hte secodn one. Not so much.. " WHAT THE FUCK!" BOOM! the bomb exploded and kncoekd Sperans and Spinels back into a wall. "ow.. " Sperans rubbed his head. And then, the wall crumbeled and collasped on top of Sperans. But Spinels had moved. "CAW CAW!!" Spinels Beak lit up in fancy aura and started to charge at the enemy. Back at the pile of rocks. Sperans scythe pops out with his hand on in, And then Sperans climbed out of the pile of rocks. Sperans Brushed the rocks and dust of him. With a few cuts and brouzes from the rocks. and a gash from the bomb. He got up on his feet with a limp and said." That wasnt very nice"

[SLE]

"Take THAT dood!" He felt triumphant. Even ending it in a fist pump into the air and a smug expression on his face. Though, there was that bird again. Frankly, it was starting to get annoying. Heck, it was already annoying. It was zooming in pretty fast though, was it trying to attack? The thing was dumb anyway. It was basic knowledge for a Prinny for simple physics. Stopping and going was one of the things he learned. So, all he had to do was dodge the thing and charge!

He started toward the thing. He hoped it was fooling him to make him think he was going to hit. But then, a sudden dodge! Downward, ducking under the bird. Now what? He wanted to knock out the human, he had the food, the bird was meaningless. So, he started spinning, as his body glowed with a blue hue. 1...2...3... rounds, a fourth circle, and finally a fifth one after a bit of a pause. It looked more like a dance then anything else. It helps that he bowed at the end, making it seem more like a performance. "Just wait, Mr. Impatient!" Shaking his fist in the air like an old man telling kids to get off his lawn. He could tell his opponent was waiting for something to happen.

[|TheHappyFox|]

Spinels stop glowing due to the dodge and went back to Sperans, which fixed him up a bit. " Ugh.. Spinels. go get me sone engery.." Spinels let out a loud caw and flew over to the dancing penguin. Ate a bit of his energy and flew back to Sperans and gave it to himt o obsorb. Sperans did just that. the gash on his leg healed right up, his cheek sweeling went down. and mos tof his cuts healed. "Much better!" Spearns was over charged now. While the penguin was dancing. he saw his chance. He grabbed all of Sperans food and Charged at the fat penguin.

[SLE]

How'd he find such an opening? The bird had to move at LEAST 20 feet, AND return back to him! I was pissed, this guy. And now he looked fresh as a daisy! "Grr, take this!" he didn't even care to realize I posed. It was a pretty cool pose too. Well, now, there was something up there, and it was plainly unnoticed. But this was inexcusable!

Enraged, he reached for his pack. This seemed like a moment unlike any other in this place. He tossed up a bomb (Auto dodge >), then jumped onto it. This was amazing! What was he actually doing? Out of the blue, he grabbed for another bomb (On the floor?). Now there were two bombs flying toward this guy. He deserved it dood. Not to mention 2 things falling from the sky, I'd say they were about 45 meters away by now. suddenly, he jumped off the first bomb, while tossing the second bomb. Finally, another toss(Auto attack)! Three bombs now, die, dood!

They all exploded on this guy. Boom! Boom! Boom! That's what he deserved. Just as he landed, he added another back flip, just because he felt like showing off. Heh, serves you right, dood. But now he glanced slightly upward, still unnoticed, I see. 25 meters.

[|TheHappyFox|]

When the Smoke cleared , the Little peguin would be mad. Sperans stopped spinning his scythe once the smoke cleared. He ahd spun it very quickly to protect himself. And just as soon as he did. He charged towards the little prinny with his scythe ( undamged because its made of very hard metal) He jumped off a rock that was cracked and into the air, Were he started riding spinels very high into the air. He jumped off Spinels, Who was doing a nose spin dive towards the penguin. And Sperans did the same. a duo spin. This was gunna hurt

[SLE]

Ah, Take THAT dood! I was pleased, he was probably dead now. Yeah, I'm just THAT awesome, dood. But out of nowhere, dull grey shine off some metal. No, it couldn't be! The guy spun his weapon once, as the smoke cleared. He was COMPLETELY unharmed! That just wasn't right, dood! He's gonna regret it! But as he charged, he jumped into the air. Bingo. Until now, he's been unphased by it entirely, but since he's trying to go up, he'll get hit down.

Just as it was about to connect, he started diving down. Ahh! He was doing a straight nosedive into me! The pans wouldn't hit him fast enough! I had to retaliate or dodge, so I chose the easier option. I hopped up and tried to throw myself away as fast as I could. Although, he nicked my left flipper, it didn't matter. I couldn't feel much anyway. After all, it was all my suit, I could probably tailor it or something. But now, he was wide open. He's dead now!

OOC: Unless you tried to dodge ME, which is VERY unlikely, you'll land, get stunned by not hitting me directly, and you'll get hit in the head by 3 pans. At their height, you will either be knocked out or just be badly damaged.

[|TheHappyFox|]

OOC: You should learn more about Sperans


Right as Sperans got close to the grounf he grabbed Spinels wing ( Spinels kept spinning) and Sperans got flung. Sperans let go so he would fly towards the penguin. But SHIT! He missed. He did go towards the penguin. But to high! He was gunna hit the building! Well. This is what he gets for being such a dodge. He couldnt do much. But then. Spinels came out of no where once Sperans realised he was gunna hit the building. Spinels pecked throught he building and made it crash to the ground. Speras was saved! " YAY!" he yelled, Then a loud OOF!


He slammed into a tree