Post by The Solid War Doctor on Jan 12, 2010 18:38:32 GMT -5
WARNING: THE SOLID SNAKE SHOW MAY CONTAIN SOME LANGUAGE TO EXPLICIT FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS. FTV INSISTS THAT NO ONE ATTEMPT TO RECREATE OR REINACT
ANY STUNT OR ACTIVITY PERFORMED ON THIS SHOW. WE DIDNT HURT ANY ANIMALS MAKING THIS SHOW AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER.
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Announcer (bert): "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX MONTHS, FORUM TELEVISION BRINGS YOU THE SOLID SNAKE SHOW. AND NOW THE MAN OF THE HOUR....er.....THREAD, SOLID SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"
Solid: Thank you, thank you, now sit the fuck down. Oh thank you so very much. Ladies and genitals, my announcer, Bert, let's give him a round of applause.
[Audience claps]
Solid: Oh we have a wonderful show for you tonight. Don't we Bert?
Bert: Piss off. [starts reading]
Solid: I can fire your ass you know. [rolls eyes] Well tonight we have a special guest from the staff. Ladies and gentlemen we have the one and only Angel.
[Audience hoots and howls]
Solid: Yes, yes, its all very exciting but first you get to sit here and listen to me for a while. Well let's see, oh Tiger Woods man jeez. I swear he'll fuck anything on two legs. I mean there was what like 14 or so women that came out of the wood work, no pun intended. On a more serious matter, 2009 was one of the worst years, we lost Billy, Micheal, Farah, and all those others. And its all coincidental that it happened just after we got a black president. No but I joke. God rest thiers souls and lord help us through this year. OH and did you hear Xbox 360 is adopting a motion controlled gaming experience. Yeah I watched the trailer and the dad of the family looks like he is having WAY too much fun. Here take a look.
project natal - 1:05
Solid: OH GOD WHAT ABUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS. At least with the Wii you have a fucking remote. In fact this is the same thing PS2 did, you remember Eye Toy. God what a waste of money that piece of shit was. And now ladies and gentlemen I'd like to take you to the climax of tonights show. She's been here since December of 2008, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT A HAND TOGETHER FOR ANGEL.
[Angel comes from backstage, shakes hands with Solid, and they both sit down at the desk, Angel in the armchair and Solid in the swivel chair behind the desk]
Solid: Well Angel thank you very much for being here tonight our guests are very excited to here what you have to say.
Angel: Well thank you for inviting me, I'm excited to be here my self.
Solid: Well then let's get down to buisness. What do you think is one of the biggest problems that we must first over come before we can make anymore improvements?
Angel: I think that we just need to learn how to talk better. I feel like we don't make the effort to understand where they other person is coming from and so we just get into all of these fights. I feel like our members have so many wonderful suggestions but sometimes people just forget that it's important to work together and treat everyone like our friends. I think communication needs to get a lot better.
Solid: Well in our defense most of us are men and men just don't communicate very well. Its all grunts. "Ahh ooo arghhh." Angel, you say you are 6, I find it very difficult to believe so how old are you really?
Angel: [giggles] I should have expect this one.. how embarassing. Fine, since no one believes me.. I'll come clean for your interview. I'm thirteen years old. Yippie! I've been doing forums since I was 11 and that's why I'm sakuragirl13. Though, me has that on my profile so..
Solid: See everyone just becuase she helps out and shit doesn't mean she can't lie. Don't be fooled by her innocent demeanor. OH I kid, I kid. Now, what is one of YOUR biggest concerns about the site?
Angel: My biggest concern is that people will just continue to hold all of their anger in and end up leaving instead of getting rid of it all. Kinda like when LGN and me had our icky fights.. things could have been alotta better if we had just took more time to really talk at the beginning.
Solid: Well that does seem to be a concern of late. What do you plan to do to further improve the site?
Angel: Well, I'm taking some changes in the way I mod. I'm going to kinda switch to a more responding role.. not so much giving out tons of ideas more than just responding to problems. I'm also going to try to listen to what the other persons want and try it out a little bit before just jumping to the oldy moldy methods. And I'm just going to try harder to get more members to come here. I've been meeting tons of new friends who I hope to bring over.
Solid: To the dark side? Hahaha. Now something A BUNCH of us want to know. What is the staff currently working on, if you can tell us?
Angel: To be honest, really really super honest. Nothing. We are at a bit of a icky quiet phase because we had a fight too. RP Staff is about 70% done with our new RP though. If anyone has any issues that they think Staff should be working on though pretty please post them in Questions and Suggestions.
Solid: Nothing? What the hell are the pre-resiquits for being staff then if all you do is nothing. I'm joking of course. What is your earliest childhood memory?
Angel: My earliest memory was me taking a picture with my sibling. It was like a profession fancy picture or something, and since I was tiny toddler I was placed in a basket on a table.. but I was really scared because I'm afraid of heights. Still am.. it makes me super shiver.
Solid: Who do you feel does the most work amongst the staff and vice versa.
Angel:Umm.. honestly I think this little girly does the most work. Though the work I've done hasn't really been loved.. but if it wasn't for how hard I've tried.. the site wouldn't probably be the way you see it at all.. would probably be very much the same as when I first came. ^-^
Solid: What is your favorite old school video game.
Angel: Old school? Sonic 3 for sure! It was my first game ever and it gives me super giggly memories. It was super fun because it was so fast and Tails was so cute and I loved how color and fun everything was. It's the reason you have me here today. ^-^
Solid: Which of the BIG 3 is your favorite (manga).
Angel: The BIG 3, of course.. Hmm.. well, a year or two ago I would have said Naruto.. but I don't really like Shiipuuden and stuff. And maybe it's because I've gotten older too.. now I like Bleach better. It interests me and I think teh characters are fun. One Piece I never really liked.
Solid: And finally, what do you suggest to people who want to help out and improve the site?
Angel: When you have a suggestion, something annoys you and you have a problem, or you just have a question. Don't keep it in. Even if you thinks it's ridiculous and small, post it for us to look at so we can help out. I think it will make a world of difference.. leave the c-box for happier things.
Solid: Well Sour, I guess that means no more 'agressive debating'. Well Angel it was a pleasure to have you on the show and hopefully you'll come back sometime. Well folks we're just about out of time, so remember to have your cats, dogs, and ducks spade or nudered. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!
[fades to black]
ANY STUNT OR ACTIVITY PERFORMED ON THIS SHOW. WE DIDNT HURT ANY ANIMALS MAKING THIS SHOW AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER.
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Announcer (bert): "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX MONTHS, FORUM TELEVISION BRINGS YOU THE SOLID SNAKE SHOW. AND NOW THE MAN OF THE HOUR....er.....THREAD, SOLID SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"
Solid: Thank you, thank you, now sit the fuck down. Oh thank you so very much. Ladies and genitals, my announcer, Bert, let's give him a round of applause.
[Audience claps]
Solid: Oh we have a wonderful show for you tonight. Don't we Bert?
Bert: Piss off. [starts reading]
Solid: I can fire your ass you know. [rolls eyes] Well tonight we have a special guest from the staff. Ladies and gentlemen we have the one and only Angel.
[Audience hoots and howls]
Solid: Yes, yes, its all very exciting but first you get to sit here and listen to me for a while. Well let's see, oh Tiger Woods man jeez. I swear he'll fuck anything on two legs. I mean there was what like 14 or so women that came out of the wood work, no pun intended. On a more serious matter, 2009 was one of the worst years, we lost Billy, Micheal, Farah, and all those others. And its all coincidental that it happened just after we got a black president. No but I joke. God rest thiers souls and lord help us through this year. OH and did you hear Xbox 360 is adopting a motion controlled gaming experience. Yeah I watched the trailer and the dad of the family looks like he is having WAY too much fun. Here take a look.
project natal - 1:05
Solid: OH GOD WHAT ABUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS. At least with the Wii you have a fucking remote. In fact this is the same thing PS2 did, you remember Eye Toy. God what a waste of money that piece of shit was. And now ladies and gentlemen I'd like to take you to the climax of tonights show. She's been here since December of 2008, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT A HAND TOGETHER FOR ANGEL.
[Angel comes from backstage, shakes hands with Solid, and they both sit down at the desk, Angel in the armchair and Solid in the swivel chair behind the desk]
Solid: Well Angel thank you very much for being here tonight our guests are very excited to here what you have to say.
Angel: Well thank you for inviting me, I'm excited to be here my self.
Solid: Well then let's get down to buisness. What do you think is one of the biggest problems that we must first over come before we can make anymore improvements?
Angel: I think that we just need to learn how to talk better. I feel like we don't make the effort to understand where they other person is coming from and so we just get into all of these fights. I feel like our members have so many wonderful suggestions but sometimes people just forget that it's important to work together and treat everyone like our friends. I think communication needs to get a lot better.
Solid: Well in our defense most of us are men and men just don't communicate very well. Its all grunts. "Ahh ooo arghhh." Angel, you say you are 6, I find it very difficult to believe so how old are you really?
Angel: [giggles] I should have expect this one.. how embarassing. Fine, since no one believes me.. I'll come clean for your interview. I'm thirteen years old. Yippie! I've been doing forums since I was 11 and that's why I'm sakuragirl13. Though, me has that on my profile so..
Solid: See everyone just becuase she helps out and shit doesn't mean she can't lie. Don't be fooled by her innocent demeanor. OH I kid, I kid. Now, what is one of YOUR biggest concerns about the site?
Angel: My biggest concern is that people will just continue to hold all of their anger in and end up leaving instead of getting rid of it all. Kinda like when LGN and me had our icky fights.. things could have been alotta better if we had just took more time to really talk at the beginning.
Solid: Well that does seem to be a concern of late. What do you plan to do to further improve the site?
Angel: Well, I'm taking some changes in the way I mod. I'm going to kinda switch to a more responding role.. not so much giving out tons of ideas more than just responding to problems. I'm also going to try to listen to what the other persons want and try it out a little bit before just jumping to the oldy moldy methods. And I'm just going to try harder to get more members to come here. I've been meeting tons of new friends who I hope to bring over.
Solid: To the dark side? Hahaha. Now something A BUNCH of us want to know. What is the staff currently working on, if you can tell us?
Angel: To be honest, really really super honest. Nothing. We are at a bit of a icky quiet phase because we had a fight too. RP Staff is about 70% done with our new RP though. If anyone has any issues that they think Staff should be working on though pretty please post them in Questions and Suggestions.
Solid: Nothing? What the hell are the pre-resiquits for being staff then if all you do is nothing. I'm joking of course. What is your earliest childhood memory?
Angel: My earliest memory was me taking a picture with my sibling. It was like a profession fancy picture or something, and since I was tiny toddler I was placed in a basket on a table.. but I was really scared because I'm afraid of heights. Still am.. it makes me super shiver.
Solid: Who do you feel does the most work amongst the staff and vice versa.
Angel:Umm.. honestly I think this little girly does the most work. Though the work I've done hasn't really been loved.. but if it wasn't for how hard I've tried.. the site wouldn't probably be the way you see it at all.. would probably be very much the same as when I first came. ^-^
Solid: What is your favorite old school video game.
Angel: Old school? Sonic 3 for sure! It was my first game ever and it gives me super giggly memories. It was super fun because it was so fast and Tails was so cute and I loved how color and fun everything was. It's the reason you have me here today. ^-^
Solid: Which of the BIG 3 is your favorite (manga).
Angel: The BIG 3, of course.. Hmm.. well, a year or two ago I would have said Naruto.. but I don't really like Shiipuuden and stuff. And maybe it's because I've gotten older too.. now I like Bleach better. It interests me and I think teh characters are fun. One Piece I never really liked.
Solid: And finally, what do you suggest to people who want to help out and improve the site?
Angel: When you have a suggestion, something annoys you and you have a problem, or you just have a question. Don't keep it in. Even if you thinks it's ridiculous and small, post it for us to look at so we can help out. I think it will make a world of difference.. leave the c-box for happier things.
Solid: Well Sour, I guess that means no more 'agressive debating'. Well Angel it was a pleasure to have you on the show and hopefully you'll come back sometime. Well folks we're just about out of time, so remember to have your cats, dogs, and ducks spade or nudered. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!
[fades to black]
