Chapter 3: A New World Order

[Dobs]

[Samus, Peram, Zenkai, LGN, Alice, Alex]
{Samus' Gunship, SSS HQ}

"Well, this is quite a reunion isn't it?" said Samus, discontented with how much attention she was bringing to herself. "However, none of you know how to make my scanner work, and now we have a space issue." Samus was getting irritated, she had lost much patience in the passed seven years, "Lets leave now before anyone else decides to show up."

Samus let the bridge down from her newly updated ship's cockpit and walked in, followed immedietly by Peram and Zenkai.

"Are you three coming?" Samus asked Alex, Alice, and LGN.

[Dobs, Kin]
{Tartarus Desert}

"Okay, one down one to go," Dobs was talking to himself as he trudged through the desert with kin, "the one I found isn't entirely saine, but at least he's with me now."

"Hey!" kin shouted, "Are you talking about me?
"Not at all, I was j-" Dobs tripped on a rock burried in the sand and fell flat onto his face. He looked up and held his nose with his thumb and index finger to stop the bleeding. "Oh, Jesus..."

Kin's eyes began to widen at the sight of blood

[Angel]

Ayumi was feeling.. overwhelmed. She had never moved this fast before. Back in the manor, she was either working, or in her little closet. The wind.. moving so fast. She felt like she could blow away at any moment. Scared.. for a moment, she gripped on to her temporary traveling companion for comfort..

But she couldn't help looking at the landscape before her. Everything was moving at speeds that just astounded her. This was a once and a lifetime experience.. and for once she allowed herself a smile..

"Umm.. m.. Master? Thank you for saving me," she replied.. "And thank you for helping me.. I hope I don't blow away on your.. umm.." she didn't know the word for it..

[smashbro]

As X left the HQ, he picked up what he dropped and pocketed it.

X was running...running toward where the entrance to H*ll was. He focused on his mission, and got his game face on. He knew that even though he wasn't the most qualified for the job, but it was needed to be done. Thing is, if they didn't attack right away, Chreavos might realize where he came from and what would happen. But X knew that he would attack H*ll for the last time, and die in the end.

But on the way there, he saw a dot on the horizon, getting closer. After running a little farther, he could see a large wolf like creature on it, and could see a little girl behind him, holding on for dear life.
"Friggen H*ll hounds..." X muttered. "This one can ride a bike though, they're gettin worse." So X kept his speed, and as he was about to pass the two, he took out his metal staff and jammed it between two wheel spokes.

The bike lurched forward and flung off the two riders. The wolf flew forward, and even though the girl tried to hold onto him, she slid and started to fall. X jumped up into the air and grabbed her before she crashed into the ground. X thought she felt a little odd, but he didn't have time to think about that, or why they were riding together. Both X and the wolf were able to land on their feet, and X put Ayumi down gently.

"It's alright, you'll be safe with me," X said, taking out his staff. "I'll protect you." X moved to stand between Ayumi and the wolf, ready to fight him off.
"But..." the girl tried to warn him, but she was speaking too softly for him to hear.
Cyberbite licked his lips, "Finally, some meat."

[bobsnicket]

[Treasure Trove Cove]

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"Kin is very fortunate to have someone like you, Veronica," Snicket complimented earnestly. "You know how to deal with others' weaknesses."

Veronica smiled as they ate. "Thanks."

The day began--although from the sun's unchanging position, the time seemed to be fixed at noon. The foamy waves ever lapping at the shore, Snicket and Co. finally set out to seek a way home after finishing their black sausage breakfast. The bright, unfamiliar light glazed warmly over their heads and skin (for those who had skin), and the sandy island had a bizarre cheerfulness to it.

The heroes proceeded through a natural archway of the reddish stone to find before them a pond. And, inexplicably sunken in the center of the pond, was a great wooden ship, tilted up at an angle, obviously in a state of horrible disrepair. The mast was ripped, planks were snapped and splintered, the lower quarter of the ship's stern had smashed itself against the bottom of the pool, creating large holes.

Bob raised an eyebrow as they saw the figure at the bow of the ship. A hippopotamus walking upright was hopping up and down with glee, holding up a bar of gold. He was clad in a full pirate outfit: black captain's hat with skull and crossbones, seafarers' clothing, an eyepatch, and a curved scimitar at his plump waist.

Snake kneeled down and took out his rocket launcher, pointing it at the hippo pirate, but Veronica shook her head and pushed the gun away. "He doesn't look unfriendly to me, Snake. Maybe he can help us find what we need..."

Bob mustered the courage he always needed to muster before speaking to a strange, armed creature, and then cleared his throat and called out in a cordial tone. "Hello, there, sir!"

The hippo stopped leaping with joy and turned to see them. He was grinning widely, even for a hippopotamus. "Ahoy, mateys! I be Captain Blubber, adventurer of the high seas. Welcome to the Salty Hippo, me pride n' joy! What can I be doing for yas?"

Snicket smiled. "We are looking for a way out of this world. Have you by any chance seen, per se, an unusual hole in the air leading into another dimension?"

Blubber's expression grew confused. "Wha? Er...me memory does not bring back anything like this'er 'hole' yeh speak of." Then his face brightened. "But hey! I was up on yonder mountain..." He pointed up toward the reddish peak in the middle of the island, at the top of which towered a lighthouse. "...and coulda sworn I saws this big, weird thing movin' 'round. Was a strange sight to see, I'll tell ya, even for a wizened, experienced ol' sailor such as meself."

"Hm," Snicket said noncommittally, personally thinking the captain of this sunken ship was simply crazy and had been easily distracted by his own thoughts, but having no other leads. "We'll take a look into it."

With a nod and a wave from the others of the party, Bob did not exactly lead the group as they searched for the trail up the peak, for he had no more idea where to go they anyone else did. But, eventually, they found a narrow, gravelly pathway ascending in a spiral around the mountain. After about two hours, they had reached the top.

It was small and grassy, as opposed to the sand everywhere else, and, of course, the lighthouse loomed before them in the center. From here, they could see the rest of the island: a giant submerged sand castle, an enormous crab shell, a number of bouncing clams with boggly eyeballs, numerous ledges and slopes, and the ocean extending indefinitely into the horizon.

The four SSS members looked left and right, in search of any abnormality, but found none.

"Well," Snicket said with a sigh after a while, "I suppose there was no reason in listening to that obese captain after all. Let's--"

Then, of course, something of interest appeared as Veronica, Snake, and Game & Watch prepared to return down the spiraling descent.

A truck-sized shape, the sun causing its whiteness to shine, appeared in the air from behind the lighthouse.

Master Hand.

Snicket and the rest, after the initial shock, made ready to defend themselves.

But, unexpectedly, the giant hand did not seem to be attacking them. "Fear not, SSS. I have not come to destroy you today..."

[Stifmeister is Diego Armando]

Alice finally cooled her jets and just looked at Samus in a sort of tired glance, "Yeah, sure, whatever, let's just go" She started to move into the cockpit.

Alex sort of nodded to Samus, "Oh, and like, by the way" he then gave her two gentle slaps on the side of her helmet "lighten up." he then made a clicky noise with his tongue.

Alice started to push Alex past Samus, she may be crabby, but she definitely wasn't stupid "Yeah, that's right, get on the bad side of Samus Aran, g*d*mn Samus Aran, that's a fantastic idea." Her sarcasm was a little more than evident.

[Dobs]

[Samus, Peram, Zenkai, Alex, Alice, LGN]
{Samus' Gunship}

Samus was ready to use her ship's new grapple beam to drag Alex along for the journey, but his companioins sarcastic remark gave her a laugh and she decided that Alice would be capable of keeping her rather abnoxious companion in check.

"What about you?" Samus nodded her head towards LGN, "Are you coming? or would you prefer to sit here and wait to die?"

[ness11]

OOC: Stif you're awesome.

[LGN, Samus, Peram, Alex, Alice]
[Samus' Gunship: Before Haylee made her announcement]

LGN lowered his head, a spotlight beamed down on him out of nowhere. An odd tophat fell on his head, which was similar to Abe Lincoln's. A set of drums, guitars, and mic fell from the sky as well, and then everyone know what was going to happen.

"Samus," LGN said in a deep manly tone, "there is something I need to tell you," he said.

"What's going on: when did you have a deep manly voice, where did that spotlight come from, and why the heck haven't I changed my gunship's oil?!" Samus said with confusion.

"Samus.....you're--" LGN was saying mid sentence.

Rob then popped out of the bushes and chanted "Robot, robot, robot!" He chanted in hopes she was so....well that is not to be said.

LGN began to sing with Alex doing backup lyrics and rhythm, Peram on guitar, and Alice on drums. () <<< Stif's parts.

"You're an: ARM, CANNON, HERO!
(Got lazzers in your eyes!)
You're an: Arm, cannon, hero!
(Ate Dobs Pichu Pie!)
You're an arm, cannon, hero!
(Losing patience with us-oh-my!)
You're an arm, cannon, hero!
(Wish you weren't so shy!)
Cuz baby you're a arm cannon hero! Oh come alive yeah!"

Samus was beyond crepped out, and if there weren't witnesses I wouldn't be posting this. She walked on over to LGN and started at him really hard. LGN was now making weird arm cannon sounds that brings back childhood memories. Before LGN knew it he was now making weird screechy victory noises as he was blasted off the face of the ground by Samus' arm cannon and flew into space. Within about 21.67 seconds LGN was then falling back to the ground and landed on a cactus farm that Wario was growing. LGN yelped in pain, and soon the gang ran over to check out what happened.

"Ugh," LGN groaned, "does that mean we aren't going out this Saturday night?" LGN stupidly asked....and then the process that I stated above continued.

After LGN yet again flew off and landed in a cactus farm in another 21.67 seconds Peram was ready to admit something.

"LGN," he said, "your fly is undone."

"Thank you Peram," LGN said, but before he knew it he was being dragged off by Samus's Gunship via grapple beam.

[Angel]

She probably would have gone into hiding, had she been not moving at such a speed. She fell with a thud suddenly.. someone was attacking them. She grew worried for a moment, but then realized quickly that this person who seemed initially like an attacker was not. He treated her like she was in trouble. She didn't sense that he meant her any harm in the least. For some reason he seemed to want to harm her traveling companion though..

But why? I mean.. I guess he's kinda frightening looking, and I guess he's well.. he seems kinda vicious. He did talk of eating her. But.. these were the qualities in them that she liked, the ones that reminded her of her old master.

I think I need to stop this fight.. but how.." she thought to herself..

She tried to talk to him, for a moment.. "But.." but she couldn't find her voice. He didn't seem to hear it either..

"Maybe I am worthless.. nothing but a bruden.." she thought sadly to herself. She didn't even know who to help. She was at a loss. She didn't know who was good, who was evil, and for that matter, what side she was supposed to be on anyway.

[starprincess]

[Nuwa, Southwest Mt]

Nuwa continued to walk through the rugged terrain of the Mt. Cold white flakes began to fall out of the sky and they fell faster and faster as she proceeded up the mountain. "What are these white flakes Kai Nuwa said as she rubbed her arms for warmth ". She found a path between a huge plateau of rocks ahead of her. She proceeded with caution for the rocks looked like they could fall at any time. Nuwa was shivering like crazy. She never felt this much cold at her home in the realm of light. She began thinking of the Elder and her friends back home. Tears started pouring out of her eyes. She knew she missed them terribly and being away from them made her feel lonely inside. All of a sudden she heard the Elder's voice call out to her. "Be strong Nuwa" Those words whispered through her ears. She grabbed onto the pendent the elder gave her. "Thank you elder I will".

Nuwa looked ahead of her and saw a clearing between the plateau. "That must be the end Kai let's go" They both started running toward the exit. The flakes suddenly stopped as they approached the end of the path. When they arrived they saw a huge building reaching up to the heavens. The building stood on the edge of a cliff overlooking miles of land. "This must be it Kai" They ran for the building but just when they were getting closer they hit something that felt like a wall. "Ouch Nuwa said as she rubbed her nose". Nuwa eyes glowed green as she examined the wall. "Wow I didn't see the barrier, I must be losing my touch" Kai cooed with curiosity as he scratched the barrier.

" Don't worry Kai barriers are easy to break once you understand how they operate" Nuwa took a few steps back and threw her fan the barrier. The fan bounced off of the barrier and returned to her hand. "Did you see that Kai" Nuwa pointed to the stars on the barrier. "This is a 4 seal barrier, mostly used for blocking out a particular group of elements. Since this organization opposes dark forces the barrier must be made of light magic. Kai use your lightning to hit the stars on the left and I'll hit the stars on the right." Sparks began forming around Kai's body as he hurled bolts of lightning at the barrier. Nuwa took out her second fan and attached it to the first one creating one giant fan. The fan began glowing blue as Nuwa filled it with wind magic. " Wind Scythe Nuwa shouted as she waved her fan". A huge gust of wind came out of her fan and hit the barrier. After a few seconds part of the barrier dispersed. " Hurry through Kai the barrier will return soon." They both ran through the opening as the barrier closed behind them.

They continued to the front of the structure. They could see 2 statues in front resembling a man and a women. Nuwa wondered who they might be. She walked up to the front door and examined it. " Ok I don't know how to open this door" Kai opened his mouth and shot a huge beam at the door. Part of the door came apart and flew into the building. Nuwa's mouth dropped. "Kai!!!!! How am i gonna explain this to them!!!" Kai cooed sadly. Nuwa petted his head and said " It's ok let's just enter and find someone who is willing to talk to us".

[Cell]

[Ucria, Link, E. Gadd, Lucario, Zel, Ian]
[SSS HQ]

In the distance of the SSS HQ, the lovely maiden, Ucria, had heard distant, echoed shouts of dispute. Intrigued, Ucria followed the shouts throughout the massive building. Eventually arriving at a group of SSS members. They all shifted their heads towards the dignified beauty as she strolled on in.

"Well, there seems to be quite the predicament here. What seems to be the problem?" Ucria said softly.

The Hero of Time, ever so rudely stated, "I don't think that's any of your business, Forumer."

"Link! No need to be so ill-mannered to this lovely dame. Shame on you!" E. Gadd barked, glaring at the Hero of Time. However, Link merely grunted and stuck his nose in the air as a sign of not caring for the elderly man's lecture.

The maiden chuckled at this. "Oh, no need to scorn him. Let him mull over his actions in his mind. Only he can learn to treat others correctly." Ucria said snidly.

Focusing his attention back on Ucria, E. Gadd said, "Very true, very true. Now, my dear, what we were discussing on was a possible plan to overthrow the Dark Emperor once and for all, ending this nightmare, and we think we have found a solution."

Raising her brow, the maiden asked, "Really? And what would that be?"

The tiny old man took on an expression of complete seriousness. Locking eye contact with Ucria, he spoke barely above a whisper. "Sovaherc, the Dark Lord's opposite."

Ucria frowned. Was this all they had come up with? Pointedly, she stated, "That will not work."

E. Gadd looked baffled, even attempting to clear his ears of possible gunk inside. "I'm sorry, my dear, did you say that it wouldn't work?"

"Correct." Ucria said.

"But lass, we've already gone over incredibly advanced plans as to how we can take down Crehavos. This is the only solution we've come to, how could you say it wouldn't work?" E. Gadd said, starting to sound a bit panicked now.

"I know more about Crehavos and the Anti-Dimension then you think I do. It's a very wise conclusion, but I'm afraid it won't be enough. It might've worked on the old Crehavos, but against the present day one... it's far too risky."

E. Gadd seemed to be trying to find words to say, when Link had stepped forward.

"Don't listen to her, Professor. She doesn't have the faintest idea what she's talking about." Link said smugly, walking closer and closer towards the maiden. "Do you not see how these Forumer's minds work? They don't want to accept any of our solutions. They want everyone to do things their way, and not give a hoot on what others think."

"That's not true." Ucria said, looking extremely annoyed.

"Oh, but it is. Especially with you, Forumer. Look how she's throwing aside the best possible solution to take down Crehavos. Maybe it's because she's too fond of him to have him destroyed." Link said, now standing only a couple feet from her.

Ucria now looked confused. "W-what are you talking about...?"

Link smirked, "Oh, don't you remember those years ago when you use to spy on him? I doubt it was for beneficial purposes, Forumer. You'll find that stories find there ways around fast, here."

Ucria's eyes were wide now, starting to fill with tears. "Stop it..." She whispered.

"Yes, you also found your way to him once, didn't you?" The Hero of Time said darkly.

"Link, enough of this." E. Gadd said, looking worried. Link ignored him.

"It's funny how anyone could end up being attracted to such a monster. Especially when they end up becoming a filthy little wh*re!"

Now Link had gone too far. There was a loud CRASH, then a bright flash of light. Once the light cleared, the first thing noticeable was that Link had been slammed head first into a wall, and was no unconcious and bleeding. And there stood Ucria, tears and mascara running down her face, he aqua blue eyes filled with rage and despair; saphire tipped rod extended in Link's direction. There was not much more for her to do, so she ran out of the room in distraught. Everyone hurried to Link's side, except E. Gadd whom chased after the maiden.

The only thing that was certain was this: there was something errant about the Hero of Time.
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[Crehavos, DMM]
[Fallen Angel Castle]

The dark side of MM had approached Crehavos in a hall, after the Dark Emperor sent Evil Kin on his way. He was asking for a mission, even though commander status he had not.

"I have nothing to assign you other than to train yourself, to become worthy enough in my eyes. Begone." Crehavos said blankly.

DMM was taken aback at how Crehavos saw him, and felt rather ashamed now for asking him in the first place. "Yes, my lord..." DMM said, rotating and striding away from the Lord of Hell; hunched over in shame.

The Dark Emperor then turned his attention to the stain-glass windows covering a good percentage of the wall. Most people would admire it's beauty, but it could've been a normal glass window to Crehavos. Mind darting to another thought, he began thinking of Ucria. The woman that had been apart of his life for the last 7 years; an enemy, a threat.... a romance. Before the day of his rise to power, there had been a new feeling between the Hell Lord and the Lovilian. A certain bond between the two had begun to form... a bond of romance. There had been one fateful night were they truly thought after, Crehavos would end his evil ways and him and Ucria would spend the rest of their eternal lives together. The following day the, the Dark Orb seemed to overpower the Hell Lord. It filled him with desire for power, thus destroying the old Crehavos and bringing out the darkness of his heart, forcing the world to collapse, and the bond Crehavos and Ucria shared was shattered.

The Dark Emperor's only wish now was for the woman to be cast into oblivion; never to be seen again. With that being said, Crehavos quickly warped out of the hall, the castle, and Hell itself. Arriving on a hill overlooking the inpenitrable SSS HQ. The maiden was inside, and he sensed she was distraught.

He no longer cared.

[IOwnedYou]

Zenkai watched this all. "That was quite amusing LGN...", he looked at him oddly. Then he looked at all the people coming along. "Which SSS member is gonna be found first?" he asked Samus. He pulled a dagger out of his pocket. Not even thinking of how Samus would react he started to scrape plans into the floor of her ship. He drew a big circle. Then he drew a key to show what shapes were what. He drew a triangle to represent Samus's ship, then he drew a smaller circle around the triangle to show the scanners range. He drew a square to show where the field of battle was and then a rectangle to show the HQ. "I have no idea where the missing ones are, hence that they're missing but I'm going to guess they aren't VERY far but far from the field of battle. Considering Crehavos and his intellect he probably trapped them in a different dimension. But just so we can get through the battlefield unharmed and without harming the others on our side, we're going to go around the perimeter of the field of battle", Zenkai drew a path with the knife around the battlefield.

[Dobs]

[Samus, Peram, Zenkai, Alex, Alice, LGN?]
{Samus' Ship}

Samus smacked her forehead with her left hand and then pointed to a large monitor on the ship's dashboard with a 3 dimensional map, showing their location, the battlefield, and neighbooring planets and galaxies. Zenkai made a face of understanding and put his knife away.

Samus began to speak, irritated with the condition of her flooring, "Yes, that seems like the best start. We'll circle the battlefield first, then search planet by planet. When an interdimensionary SSS member is within a few hundred yards of the gunship, an alarm will go off and i will open a wormhole into the dimension. We'll search the new dimension on foot when we arrive."

((OOC:LGN, you coming? Because we're leaving NAO))

[bobsnicket]

[Treasure Trove Cove]

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"Then why have you come, Master Hand?" Bob Snicket asked tensely, but with curiosity. "And how have you, of all individuals, come to be here in this strange world? And where are the rest of your...companions?"

Master Hand seemed perfectly calm, yet there was a sense of urgency about his disposition. Snake kept his gun fixed upon the being, not showing an inch of trust even after the assistance of the Hands in the destruction of the Subspace Imperial Army.

"I have answers to all these questions. But I require your patience in listening--all of your patience." He seemed to be directing these words at Snake in particular. "Now, while your venture into the Dark World was successful, and yielded the Niluck Stone's full protection to your headquarters, this has become more important than you all could have imagined.

"The lord Crehavos has used an ancient magic to grant himself unthinkable powers. He and his armies, in your absence, have launched a full-scale invasion of the Smash Universe. No force has stood in their way and lived, and thus, many have died. Time has been passing more rapidly in our world than perhaps it does here. Crehavos has become the self-appointed Emperor of the Universe, and there is no way for us to stop his reign by any reasonable means. Your SSS Headquarters remains the sole exception to his rule, the one place he cannot penetrate or get into. So, the SSS has survived his conquest, but they are powerless, isolated, and exiled in comparison to his forces.

"I, like you, boy, possess the endowment of traveling between dimensions. Mine, however, is not dependent on a source, like your Pokemon god Arceus. Therefore, I have been able to, after much searching, locate your presence in this foreign land, and come with these warnings I have given as well as advice: you must return to your organization, but of course you were already planning on that. But once you get there, you will find the Rift between the Super Smash Saviors aches sorer than ever; resentment has brooded inside the hearts of several of the Smashers, and pride inside some of the Forumers.

"And so my advice is this. Before one can look to cast out evil from without, one must first purge all evil and dissention from within. For so it has always been--evil will not triumph over evil, even when borne by good. A schism would prove your doom; in order to prevent that, you must restore the bond that has somehow been lost. Then, and only then, can you seek to fulfil other goals."

Snicket, Veronica, Game & Watch, and even Snake pondered the Hand's words. Bob, at least, felt there was some oddly-found wisdom in them.

"As for my brothers and sisters, they are all either on errands of their own, or within our own stronghold. I can tell you no more of our purposes, but hope still that you will heed this council, from an enemy though it may be. All is not right with the world, and you are some with the power to help return it to balance."

Without a farewell, Master Hand suddenly sped off toward the blinding sun, vanishing within its pure white light.

Bob had cringed at the word balance, but all of it had made at least some sense to him. So now it was official: they had to get out of here without any dawdling or delay. But how?

"Look," Veronica cautioned the others, pointing at the lighthouse before them.

The white stone shook and rattled; the tower rumbled the reddish mountain they were upon, making the entire island appear to join in with the trembling. Cracks formed and spread throughout the lighthouse, and stone began to crumble and break apart, the rifts growing wider and wider until...

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CRASH!

The glass light fixture at the top of the lighthouse exploded into thousands of tiny, glinting pieces, showering upon the grassy mountain peak surrounding it, including the heroes. Huge chunks and sections of the round white wall fell apart, tumbling onto the surface and often sliding or rolling down the face of the mount. When all had fallen away, a new towering figure had been revealed behind the walls, equally as tall but twice as imposing.

It was a totem pole, complete with five sections, three of which consisting of several sides covered by a cryptic face with glittering jewel eyes. Fainted red, circular outlines could be seen on the ancient stone to form some sort of repeated design. An additional bottom layer constituted two stony feet, and at the very top, a golden head with a cruel, arbitral face and a Mayan-style crown was embedded with a big, shining emerald.

And it was moving.

Shifting around, each layer rotated as if of its own accord, each of the many faces breathing deeply like a wildebeast.

The golden head spun around to glower at them authoritatively, and then, in a booming, dangerous, godly voice, spoke out loud.

"WHO DISTURBS MY ENCASED SLUMBER?" the totem pole bellowed. "I AM THE ALMIGHTY TARGITZAN, AND SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO WAKE ME FROM MY WELL-DESERVED REST! THE PRIZE OF LIFE SHALL BE TAKEN FROM YOU AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR CRIME!"

All Hell broke loose as spewing from the many spinning mouths were sharp, red-feathered darts. And they were aiming at Snicket, Veronica, Snake, and Game & Watch.

[peram]

[Samus, Peram, Zenkai, Alex, Alice, LGN?]
{Samus' Ship}
Peram laughs at what had happened moments before.
"LGN hasn't changed a bit," he said with a grin, remembering things that have happened in the past. His mind began to wander, jumping from memory to memory...

{Peram's Memory}
"Housha!" LGN cried out.
The crossbow launched it's arrow upwards. The glass shattered.
"Oops...umm...that wasn't me," Peram blurted out as he laughed.
A woman screamed out of fear and began running away.
"Guards!" she chanted.
"Run Peram! Run!" said.
"I am so sorry," Peram replied, still laughing.
Once they got to safety, LGN said "Okay Peram, don't break anymore windows."
"Okay," Peram replied, "but I have to go, see ya."
"Bye Peram!"
Peram set the controller do-

The area was dark. A little light flowed in near the ground. Fog began to form, barely visable. Two silhouetted figures walked into the middle of the platform. Light flowed in from above, but the figures' faces were still covered by shadow because their heads were tilted downwards. Simultaneously, their heads lifted, lights of many colors began flashing, and the hundreds of spectators started cheering. One of the figures began shredding guitar, and the other started to sing "Dobs looks like a lady!" They played 6 songs before they walked off the stage.
"Peram, that was the best show we ever played," said the singer, out of breath.
The guitar replied, "I know LGN, I know. Your throat must be sore."
"Only a little bit." he replied, "It'll be fine though, it was so worth it."

-Roughly 7 years ago-
Peram pulled some fuzzy red cloth out of his pocket. He unfolded it, revealing a glowing green shard of some sort. He handed it to LGN and whispered "When the time is right-"

{Samus' Ship}
Peram jiggled his head to refocus. He wondered how long he'd been distracted for.
"Samus," he started, "maybe your scanner needs an extra-dimensional power source. I don't know where to find one, but it should increase the range that it searches, in both this dimension and others."

[ness11]

OOC: Peram you are cooler then the other side of the pillow.

{LGN, Zenkai, Peram, Samus, Alex, Alice}
[Samus' Gunship]

LGN was dangaling upside down as pocket change fell out of his pockets. His face was turning a light shade of red as all the blood was rushing in. He was spinning around in circles which almost prompted Zenkai to start bashing him with a stick like he was a pinata.

"Can you let me down now?" LGN asked, and with thud he felt the nice, hard, cracked, dirty ground again.

"Two things: one, I have never seen you act like that, and two, are you coming?" Samus interrogated.

"Well yeah see there are 3 moods to the LGN," he stated. "There is normal mode, serious mode, and cereal mode," LGN continued in that odd deep manly voice, "I was just in cereal mode and still in cereal mode," LGN finished.

Samus smacked her forehead, "I don't really know how to respond to that anymore," she said.

"As for coming along, I am not quite sure," LGN said. "What do you have to offer?"

"Well, we have apporximitly twenty gallons of Housha ice cream and 100 boxes of Housha Bars," Peram stated, "we have Scrable, Sorry, and Life board games," he continued, "and finally we have a ping pong table on the roof."

LGN thought long and hard, still laying flat on the ground "Hmm, can I have strawberry ice cream too with Aerosmith CDs?" he asked.

"Of course," Peram said with glee, "and we'll even include a pink nipple suit."

LGN's eyes at first grew wide, but then a familar hat -from those movies with giant rolling balls and crystal skulls- fell on his nodgin. LGN then smiled from ear to ear, "Okay, I'm in," he said, and then a theme song played that was also from those same movies.

"Peram we don't have any of those things," Samus said.

Peram stepped on Samus' foot and whispered "Then we'll get some," he said.

Samus nodded, starting to walking into her gunship, "Alright then get in," she said.

"What, I can't fly my own ship?" LGN asked.

"What is the point to have all those things Peram mentioned if you're in a different ship?" Samus asked sharply.

"Oh I can put it on auto pilot and join you guys, I just wanted to bring my ship," LGN told.

Samus just stared at LGN "....Fine," Samus said.
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OOC: Over a trillion? Seriously, there are 6 billion people on planet Earth, I don't see how it is even possible to have over a trillion let alone all soldiers.

[Jax, E. Gadd., Ian, Link, everyone else]

Jax stood up and was about to say something when Wario stood up and hogged the spotlight.

"Can I use the restroom?" Wario asked.

Everyone except Jax stared at Wario, "Yeah go for it," Ian said looking a little peterbed.

"Thanks," Wario said, running out of the room towards the bathroom knocking over a few bystanders.

"Anyhow, I'm not really behind any of these ideas." Jax remarked.
"The whole -let's go into Hell thing- sounds like it has an extreme motrality rate, and I know I'm not the only one here who doesn't want to die," Jax stated, and mumbles of agreement ensued for a second or two. "There really isn't much detail either, just a big picture involving us entering -which we don't even know how-, and us flying out with our friends, not very detailed to say the least," Jax commented.

"True," Haylee said. "but--"

"The trillion soldier idea sounds sketchy as well and lacks details," Jax said interupting Haylee. "This whole 'Sovahrec' idea sounds confusing, because if this dude is supposed to be Crehavos' opposite shouldn't he be weaker then a butterfly?" Jax asked.