Chapter 1: The Tournament Begins

[ookami]

Kiru walked started to the direction where he had heard what sounded like fighting going on. And sure enough he came to a place in the halls where a small group of people were batting.

“D*mn, seems like I was missing all the fun.” Kiru said looking at the hole in the floor.

“Kiru…?” he looked around and saw Amaya pinned to the wall.

Kiru walked over to her and smirked. “Seems like your in a tight spot aren’t you.”

“Ya, ya, could you shut up and maybe help me out.” Amaya said annoyed.

“Now why would I want to do that?” Kiru said cocking his head innocently.

“Because if you don’t I’ll kick you’re a**!” Amaya said angrily.

Kiru sighed “You couldn’t in your position even if you wanted to…” he then took the ice shard out of Amaya’s knee, grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder.

“What in the world are you doing!?” Amaya growled.

“What does it look like I’m getting you out of here, the faster you get healed, the faster I can beat you in a battle.” Kiru said.

“No! You have to help Kin and Alex! I can’t, so you have to!” Amaya said pounding on his back.

“Fine… why do I always give into you.” Kiru said in a bored tone.

“Because your stupid, now put me down and go help the guys with IOwnedYou!” Amaya snapped.

Kiru did so and put Amaya down near a wall, he then went over to the hole in the floor where the fighting was going on.

“Here we go!” Kiru said smirking.

Kiru then made blades of wind with his scythe that went down the hole, heading towards the demon-like thing that he thought was IOY.

[Dobs]

[Dobs, Nhalini]
{SSS HQ}

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvpB4YJZg6Y&feature=related
(Metroid Kraid - Piano)

Nhalini lied in Dobs' arms, barely conscious, limbs dangling. Dobs continued to run through the Darkness towards the hospital wing. Dobs hated the dark. The feeling that someone could be around any corner, that he may not be alone. He hated not being in control of where he was going. He hated stumbling on the slightest of obstacles, and wondering aimlessly towards an otherwise accessible destination. If he had to stay in this darkness any longer, he would go insane.

After several minutes of aimless wondering through blackness, Dobs finally reached a door. He extended his hand and fumbled to find the knob. After a few moments longer than he would have liked, Dobs found the knob and opened the door to the hospital wing, which was well-lit thanks to an emergency generator. He burst through the door to see that the doctors were already quite occupied.

"We've got another one Angie!" Derek shouted to his co-worker.
"What happened to her?" Angie asked Dobs.
"Ganon did..."
"Don't worry, she'll be fine, go help your friends," said Derek.
"Help them with what?"
"Iownedyou."
"...Mother Effer"

Dobs cringed as he ran back into the darkness of HQ to help Kin, Alex, and Amaya fight off the demon. As soon as he exited the Hospital Wing, he instantly tripped over some shrapnel that had fallen from the ceiling.

"#@!*$BISCUITS!*!*$#!FLARGIN*#*$!*#@$*BOB SAGGET#@$!#$"

[IOwnedYou]

IOwnedYou was extremely pissed off. 4 people against him. He went into his massacre mode. He grabbed Alex's shirt and threw him across the room and shot eight ice shards through his legs and arms. He was hit by the wind slices but kept running towards the other person. He jumped up to the man and grabbed the scythe and flipped over the man and then shot electricity volts of about 43,000 volts at his stomach. He punched Amaya in the face and threw her across the room. He looked at Kin charging at him and sliced him with his sword. He wasn't being funny anymore. He wasn't being calm anymore. He was being the true demon of himself. The true demon heir. He grabbed Kin's left arm and twisted it around and cracked it basically breaking it. He heard footsteps above and saw Dobs' face. He didn't pay much attention unless Dobs' came down. Alex tried to hit him but he grabbed his hand and punched Alex in the face 13 times. Then gave a quick blow to the gut. He set fire to Amaya's arms and kicked the new person in the fight in the face. He sliced Kin's knees with his sword again and then punched him square in the face with about 1,000 pounds of pressure then kicked him in the stomach with 500 pounds of pressure. Alex wouldn't give in so he shot magic energy at IOY. He missed due to injuries lowering his accuracy. He was spiked in the back from IOY's punch with 1,300 pounds of pressure. He saw Kin recovering but quickly burned his arms. He froze Alex's legs to the ground then electricuted him. He threw thin sharp ice at the other person giving him deep cuts and making him fall over. " I.... Hate.... You.... All...."

He was getting extremely wore down. That was his biggest weakness as a full demon. It takes much more energy to hold on. He knows there is actually the final demon that was sealed away with one of the most powerful seals in heaven and hell. He can't release that demon unless he has an unlimited amount of power, which will take a very long time to conquer. Kin tried to cut him with more silver magic but IOY simply ducked. He noticed it followed him. He flipped over Kins shoulders making the silver magic hit him. Then he grabbed his neck and pulled him down then kicked him in the back of the head making him fly into the air. He jumped up and grabbed Kin then slammed him down EXTREMELY hard. He elbowed Alex in the face then smashed his head into his knee. "...", he stood there with his head down. Kin ran up to him but was punched in the cheek bone extremely hard almost breaking it. " Death to you all"

[ness11]

[SSS]
{IOY, Kin, Amaya, Kiru, Alex, Dobs,......}

IOY: Death to you all!

Alex: Ugh.

IOY: Now I'm pissed as he** lowlifes! I've been calm till now, now I make a massacure of you all!

Dobs: Man,......we need......Geo or Steele or LGN....

?: SCREW LGN!!!! WAAAAAHAHAA YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VgfR86c4fM
Black Sabbath - The Mob Rules

Slidding around the corner was Jax on the large block of ice IOY had barracaded him with. Jax rode it like a surf board toward IOY. IOY was startled a little by the sudden apperance of such a random character.

Jax: Drop me a line so I can visit your hospital room!

IOY tried to stop it with a blast of ice shards, but that only got the block of ice airborne where it soon flipped and landed upon IOY. Jax slid off and got a few scratches, but jumped up a let out a yell as he flipped a hard rocker symbol.

Jax: Time to drop a goose on this wild fatha screwa!

IOY: Fool, *emerged with full ice armor* you only helped me, and now you're destined to death, but I have never seen you here before.....other then that one moment before.

Jax: I'm not here to fight for the SSS, I'm here to fight!

IOY: That's what they all say......all of them being dead.

Jax: You can what you will dude, but I have this too say and this only.

IOY: *raises eyebrow*

Jax: It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum........*IOY's eye twitches*.....so now it's time to make gum out of you! Perferibly watermelon flavored.

Jax reaches into his hoodies pocket and pulls out a sword. Jax has never ever used this sword, seriously never, he bought it from the bargin bin at the renasans fesitval. He then accidently yanked out a rubber ducky out of his hoodie pocket. He sqeaked it and then threw it backwards and landed on Alex's head. Jax threw on some funky shades and pointed his sword out at what he thought was IOY, but actually a dark wall.

Kin: *facepalm*

[Stifmeister is Diego Armando]

Alex was glad that Jax came in, it was healthy backup, despite the rubber ducks, he had distracted IOY long enough for Alex to realize that the demon was 2 centimeters away from one of the embers he dropped, Alex snapped his fingers, and the ember exploded, sending IOY to the next ember, and the next, and the next.

"Those explosions should keep him down for a little" Alex noticed the huge amount of blood he was bleeding, he used his inner fire to melt the ice shards, leaving some serious wounds, but using the last of his strength, Alex ran to IOY just as he was getting up. Alex quickly sent a devastating right hook to IOY's left cheek.

He then did something totally unsuspected, he opened his jaw, and suddenly his teeth turned a bright red from the heat he was charging up. He then shot his head down and chomped on IOY's right wrist. It was a REALLY brutal bite.

"That should keep that hand from working for a while" Alex said, he limped over to Amaya, who he hung on for support, he looked at Kin and said "Sorry that couldn't be more civilized."

[Dobs]

[IOY, Kin, Amaya, Kiru, Alex, Dobs]
{SSS HQ}

Dobs sat and watched as the battle unfolded, it seemed that the group didn't need his help after all. Being part bounty hunter, part ninja, it was extremely easy for Dobs to find a hiding place. He crouched down on top of the ceiling panels and looked down towards the battle. Dobs gripped his sais in either hand, ready to jump down at any moment...

[Malik, Dark Samus]
{Synkard}

"Well done Dark Samus. The Hunter is now under our control," Malik smiled, pleased with the work of his comrade.

Dark Samus let out a satisfied shriek. Then she let out yet another, less enthusiastic sound. As if to say, "Yes, that is nice. But what do we do now?"

"I thought you would ask that. We must reunite with the last of The Three." Dark Samus moaned again, "Dead, you say? My cliche self thinks differently..."

[ookami]

Kiru managed to shake any dizziness out of his head. “D*mn it.”

He got himself up and snatched his scythe off the floor.

I don’t know why I am bothering helping, I’m not part of the SSS what so ever. But this IOwnedYou guy just ticked me off. So I’m not going to even let him see what hit him…

Kiru used his speed and did quick slashes against IOY, while dodging attacks that came at him.

His scythe made a huge gash on IOY’s arm.

Kiru then used a powerful gale of wind, swinging his scythe, smashing IOY into a wall.

“Now that’s what I’m talking about.” Kiru said grinning.

“You flipping show off!” Kiru heard Amaya snap.

He looked back at her, some guy was using her to support him. Kiru couldn’t help, but smirk at Amaya’s angry expression.

[IOwnedYou]

Now 6 people were fighting up against him. He was getting blown up bitten and beaten. " God.... Damn.... it....", after getting blown up with the rest of the embers. He was bitten by Alex brutally. But luckily only one of his hands were unmoveable. He could still use his other hand. He shot a wave of fire at everyone to push them back and burn them. He grabbed Alex's head and smashed it against a wall about 45 times. Then with one big slam he smashed his head into the wall making a big hole in it. The other five were running at him. He jumped and flew into the air then sucked in a bunch of air and yelled extremely loud making a gigantic burst of fire making everyone set on fire with severe burns. He went back down to the ground and electricuted Alex with 200,000 volts of electricity. The others charged at him again. He swung his sword cutting all their stomachs. He kicked Kin in the chin with about 2,300 pounds of pressure. He grabbed Jax's shoulder and brought him down then smashed his head into his knee several times. He shot ice at Kiru and made 10 cuts down his sides. He set Froze Amaya's Arms to the ground and then made the ice spike through her arms. He looked up over at Dobs ready to strike at any moment. He threw a ball of fire and ice at him then a wave of electricity. Then he looked back at the other ones struggling. He electricuted Alex two more times with 50,000 volts of electricity. He shot an ice spike through Kin's right leg making it come out the other side. He then made a huge explosion with alot of fire making burns on every side, every corner exposed. Everyone was severly injured. Dobs wasn't as injured as everyone else. But he was still pretty beat up from the explosion. " Hmmmmm....", he hummed to himself.

[Cell]

[Ganondorf, Bowser, Zant]
[Gates of Hell]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBugPsBGTdE
(Zelda: Twilight Princess - Puppet Zelda)

Ganondorf and Zant were staring each other down, waiting for one to make a move. Zant then turned his hands into blades, and kept staring down Ganondorf.

The Dark Lord smirked as he held his own blade in his hands. He then said, "So it seems it will be a bladed battle then. Fine."

And in a swift movement, Ganondorf disappeared, forcing Zant to look around for him. However, Zant was not able to watch his back and Ganondorf hit him with the hilt of his sword. Zant grew angry and turned around, slashing furiously at Ganondorf, who blocked by simply using his sword.

"You'll have to try harder then that, you fool." Ganondorf said.

"GAH! LET ME HIT YOU!" Zant shrieked.

The former Twilight King started spinning around hitting Ganondorf with his blade hands. He began pushing him into the wall further and further, however, Ganondorf tripped Zant and kicked him into the wall instead. Zant got up and began stomping on the ground in frustration, Ganondorf just shook his head.

The King of Evil then pointed his sword to the ceiling and a ball of light energy began forming. It grew bigger and bigger until it was about 3 times the size of a basketball. Zant began to panic; they were in a cave-like area, and he was backed against the wall. There was no way out of that attack... unless...

Zant then took out his blade hand and got himself ready to strike it back. Ganondorf smirked; he was going to do the defensive move Link performed when he did this attack. It would fail though. Ganondorf held out his other hand and there was a pulsate of invisble energy. Zant grew still; Ganondorf had froze him with magic. Zant could still had all his senses and could speak, but he could not move his body.

"Hey what are you doing?!" Zant yelled.

Ganondorf said nothing, he just laughed at the pathetic creature in front of him. He unleashed the attack, and Zant screamed in horror.

However, the attack had just stopped in place. Zant had opened his eyes and stopped screaming; seeing the attack had stopped.

Ganondorf was confused, how did his attack freeze like that? He then looked to the side of him at the Gates, seeing an all to familar face.

"Excellent work Ganondorf, but I wish to speak with that individual if you will."
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[Crehavos, Ganondorf, Bowser, Zant]
[Gates of Hell]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTkd9Uskzo
(Zelda: Twilight Princess - Twilight Realm)

Crehavos stood there with the Gates of Hell wide open; he had broken Zant's seal easily, and he had frozen the attack Ganondorf unleashed. It moved to far away from everyone, and then Crehavos made it erupt in a big explosion.

Ganondorf then furrowed his brow, angry that Crehavos stopped him from killing Zant.

"Zant of the Twilight Realm. You have violated a very serious Hell rule: sealing the Gates of Hell closed. You will therefore have to be executed and serve in Hell for all eternity." Crehavos said to the Twili. Zant then burst in tears, sobbing hysterically. He began begging, saying, "PLEASE, DEAR LORD OF HELL! SPARE MY LIFE, AND I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE!"

Crehavos then began to think for a moment. Ganondorf did not like what he was seeing though. He said loudly, "My lord, you're not thinking of actually SPARING him are you?!"

"Actually, Ganondorf, that was exactly what I was thinking." Crehavos said back snidly, making the Gerudo scowl in anger. Zant's face lit up with gratitude.

"Oh THANK YOU my lord! You won't regret sparing me, I will do whatever it is you wish sir!" Zant said with glee.

Crehavos frowned, really hoping this wasn't a mistake. "You will have to become one of my ten leaders of my army. You will have to pass a rigerous test in order to prove yourself to me, otherwise, your soul will be destroyed."

Zant's face faultered for a moment, but he then said, "Of course! I'm happy to be of service to such a powerful, handsome-"

"Enough kissing up." Crehavos interrupted. "Your test will take place tomorrow."

Crehavos began to walk inside, but he turned around and directed his new army to go inside. Zant followed them, and after, Bowser. Ganondorf, however, stood behind, waiting until they were all gone.

"You wish to speak with me, Ganondorf?" Crehavos asked.

"Yes, sir. I wanted to talk about... the Niluck Stone." Ganondorf said.

"The thing that protects the SSS? What about it?" The Hell Lord asked.

"It is no longer protecting them..." Ganondorf said, smiling darkly.

Crehavos' face twisted into the most frightening happy look anyone has ever seen.

[Dobs]

[IOY, Kin, Amaya, Kiru, Alex, Dobs]
{SSS HQ}

"Alright then," Dobs said, more to himself than anyone else, "Its time that he got out of here."

A dim light was being emitted from the burning ruble which flooded the HQ halls, providing a bit of visibility. Dobs jumped from his hole in the ceiling and landed stylishly in front of IOwnedYou. His sais were glowing green, as were his eyes.

"I suggest you leave now," Dobs spoke in a serious tone, "you've caused enough damage for one day. So just turn around and go home. Or I will have to make you."
"How do you propose to do that?" said IOwnedYou, mockingly.
"Like this."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0eolloVe84
(Sum 41- Grab the Devil by the Horns and...)

Dobs sliced upwards with his sais as he flipped backwards away from iownedyou. As he flipped, his armored boots kicked the demon in the jaw. Dobs landed stylishly and withdrew his glowing green staff behind him. The staff began to spin rapidly as Dobs looked into the eyes of his opponent.

"You'll pay for that you worthless little maggot!" iownedyou began to shoot shards of ice, embers, and electricity bolts at Dobs. The hunter spun his staff in front of himself, using it as a shield. The elemental attacks began to fly off in random directions but iownedyou continued his barrage. Dobs closed his eyes and concentrated harder. The staff began to glow an even brighter green and was emitting a brilliant light. The pieces of fire, ice, and electricity began to halt in front of it, rotating at the same pace. Iownedyou noted his mistake and stopped shooting, but it was too late for him.

The elemental attacks were now under the control of Dobs, floating around him like a shield. Dobs smirked and extended his arms forwards, commanding the ice shards, embers, and sparks to fly towards ioy. The demon shouted in pain as he was hit by his own attacks. He began to swing his arms as the shots came at him, attempting to reduce the damage taken by his body. While he was temporarily distracted, Dobs moved into action yet again.

"Lets take this outside, shall we?" Dobs grinned from his new position behind iownedyou. He clenched his fist out in front of him and a green aura surrounded iownedyou as he was lifted into the air. "Perfect," Dobs sprinted towards the exit of HQ and Iownedyou was pulled behind him, tumbling along the rubble and broken glass that was scattered along the floor. Dobs threw his arm forwards, and ioy was catapulted out of the window in front of him.

Dobs shouted back to everyone else in the fight, "If any of you guys can get up, I'm going to need your help, because all I did was piss him off..." With that, Dobs jumped out of the window after IOY, falling with his legs together and his arms extended to either side. He landed on his feet next to a motionless iownedyou.

IOY slowly stood up, shards of broken glass embedded into the entire surface of his left arm. He cracked his neck and looked into the eyes of Dobs, "You...are....so....dead."

[IOwnedYou]

He stabbed his sword into the ground very deep. He ran at Dobs and grabbed the staff even if it hurt. He picked him up by his staff with one hand and slammed him against the wall of the HQ. Dobs thought there was going to be a delay to get back into position from that. There wasn't. IOwnedYou was right up in his face and he punched his head into the wall smashing it in. He continuesly pounded on him. He electricuted him with 1,000,000 volts of electricity. He stabbed 10 ice shards through his body. And he burned his arms hotter then hell fire. He kicked Dobs' head in deeper and then grabbed his head out of the crater and slammed it about 100 times in less then a minute into the wall at about 700 pounds of pressure each hit. He threw him down to the ground face first and then stomped on his back several times digging his sharp clawed nails into his back. He said words in between each hit. " You...... Damn.......... Little............ B*tch!" and then he cracked Dobs' back. Dobs was a bloody mess. He tried to get up but IOY picked him up by the back of his armor and threw him against the wall on his side. Dobs was getting the sh*t beat out of him. Dobs managed to punch him in the face 3 times. But then IOwnedYou grabbed his fourth punch and then stabbed his nails into his hand. He regained life back into the hand that Alex bit. He grabbed Dobs' face and kneed him in the forehead 10 times. Then the last time made his head go upward and crack into the wall.

He grabbed Dobs by the back of his head and whispered something in his ear. " You pissed me off. You tried to win. You can win. If you can get the right form!" then he punched him square in the face with 2,300 pounds of pressure right into the wall smashing another crater into the wall. He breathed fire into his face giving a severe burn possibly a scar on his right cheek. He then put his fist on Dobs chest. Then shot out the ice blade right through him. Not near his heart though. But close to near his heart. He lifted the ice blade and then said to Dobs " You're finished", he stabbed the ice blade into the wall and broke it off. Dobs was extremely close to death. " You can die in a matter of 30 minutes. Or less... You better find a way off the blade... And manage to get to the hospital wing. Or you die... Your choice!" he then backed up and waited for another attack from someone.

[Big Boss]

of course it was Kin who grabbed IOYs neck and arms while he was staring at dobs, he conjerd up enough energy to just get to where dobs and IOY were,..he had turned back into his regular form...blood and silver dripping throught his body...Kin was near a fatal or deadly injury.

Kin: now listen here, This fight started with me and you...and i plan on finishing it, even if..it Kills me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA&feature=related you gotta listen to this one!

Dobs: Kin..your in no condition to fight!..let alone walk look at you! your coverd in blood and your own silver...

Kin tried to hold the grip on IOY more.

IOY: your dead!

Kin: Kill me then!

IOY reversed the hold and put Kin in the sleeper hold..

IOY: Now lets count the minutes before you die...pathetic mortal..

Kin slowly held out his hand and silver shot out of it covering dobs where using his last bit of magic he lifted dobs off the blade and back to saftey..

Dobs: Kin! ill save you!

Kin: dont...i..am..finishing this...now IOY im taking you down with me.

IOY: What do you mean?

Kin used the last bit of streingth and lifted the silver sword he had and stabbed himself and IOY the blade could be seen in both of them...

IOY: ugh!....damn you!

Kin just stood there motionless his head was down and his hands slipped off the handle...

[Stifmeister is Diego Armando]

Alex walked over to Kin, he looked dead, but Alex knew both Kin and IOY were alive, or some part of them was.

He looked at Dobs "Can you walk?"

"Yeah"

"Get to the infirmary, Amaya, you throw IOY out. And lock the doors"

He picked up Kin, with a huge amount of strife, and placed him on his back, he was pleasently suprised that his legs worked fine with injuries, but not as bad as the ones on his upper body. He started to run, run faster than he ever ran, Kin's weight on Alex's cuts and wounds was torture, but he did it proudly. He was running nearly faster than Sonic at that point, and in about a minute and a half he reached the infirmary.

"Oh my god! Alex are you okay?!" Angie shouted

"I've been better, but it's Kin who needs help."

"He's right Angie" Doctor Stiles noted "If we don't operate immediately, this could be fatal!" Doctor Stiles put Kin on a stretcher and moved him to the operation room.

"I'll stay here, Doctor, you can handle it right?"

"Sure Angie, at least they're aren't goddam* aliens in the guy"

Alex sat down in a chair, he noticed Nhalini in one of the beds, but Veronica was the first to talk.

"Thank you...so....much" she was drifting off.

"It was Kin, if it wasn't for him IOY would still be around, I just brought him here." He didn't think it would be smart to mention the Fire Bite to the patients,

"But I saw him again, just like you promised..."

"What can I say? I'm a man of my word"

Snake spoke up "Thanks Nathan, we still need Kin around" Snake forced a smile and gave Alex the thumbs up sign.

Alex stood up "It was....no......prob...le-"

He suddenly lost consiousness, but landed in Angie's caring arms

"Looks like he bit off more than he could chew Derek" she mentioned with a slight chuckle, trying to uplift the patients as well as her co worker.

So she took Alex into the operation room, finally being able to have a nice nap, as Doctor Stiles started to operate on Kin.

[IOwnedYou]

IOY fell to his knees. " You... God....damn... S....S...-", he fell over his blood was a big puddle under him. He looked up at the Sky... " It took.... 6 of their people.... to defeat me...", he cracked a smile. " I... didn't.... lose...", he got up. Then he fell back down on his stomach. He turned his head to the side. His armor cracked and came off. His arms stopped flaming. His wings turned to flames and disappeared. His eyes stopped glowing and went back to normal with a blank look. His clawed nails chipped off and burned away. His electric aura disappeared. His hair went back to normal. He was either dead... Or extremely injured. Blood was everywhere. He was defeated.

[ness11]

[SSS HQ infirmary?]
{Jax, Dobs, Kiru, Amaya, Kiru, injured IOY, injured Kin, dead tired Alex}

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f3K2sEHuIM
(Panic! at the Disco - That Green Gentlemen)

Jax sat on a chair in the HQ infirmary. He listened to other SSS memebers being distressed and callapse over such a minor issue for him. He didn't know these people, nor do must of them even know his name. He pulled his hood up over his head and lowered his head; his sword now back in it's respective hoodie pocket. Jax casually tossed his sun glasses to the side and leaned back against a wall. He wondered how he would fit in with these guys, not really wanting to join, but wanting to stick around too get some adreniline flowing in his blood.

As he sat there, Kirby, who had been absent throughout the fight for undisclosed reasons, walked up too him. Jax calmy lifted his head, but when seeing the Kirby he fell out of his seat, causing quite the comotion.

Jax: No! No, not you again!

Kirby: Hey just here to say sorry for being a real jerk back there.

Jax: NO HAI! NO HAI! No, wait what?

Kirby: I don't know why I was like that, guess I haven't fully adjusted to being back here again. Where I must speak in complete sentences and in a normal tone of voice.

Jax: Um.....oookay.

Kirby: You're new here aren't you?

Jax: Yeah, big time.

Kirby: You want a tour of the HQ?

Jax: Sure, but no "HAIs'!" right?

Kirby: Yep.

Jax: Fine.

The two get up too leave when out of the blue comes Ness and Lucas running over. Lucas looked very worried, while Ness tried to keep his cool a bit, but knew that someone was once again missing out.

Lucas: Wha! Dark, dark, dark!

Jax: What's with this dude?

Ness: Don't worry about him, he's scared of the dark.

Lucas: DARK!!!!!! *curls up into ball*

Jax: So, uh why are you like here dudes?

Ness: I heard a call from LGN, who I didn't even know was here, is trapped inside a stage called "Frigate Orpheon" with Lucario and can't get out. We got to turn the power back on so they can be booted out of the game.

Jax: Ugh, looks like that losser needs my help again and has gotten lost yet again. I guess I'll help him out.
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[Frigate Orpheon]
{LGN, Lucario}

Meanwhile.....

LGN: Here, maybe if we fall off the stage we'll be sent back too the HQ.

Lucario: That is a good idea, surprisingly.

LGN: Here you go first.

Lucario: No you go first!

LGN: Why must I go first?

Lucario: Because!

LGN: I already got lost before I don't want to get lost again!

Lucario: Come on!

Lucario and LGN get into a pitiful slap fight against each other. LGN then eventually grabs Lucario and pulls him down with him off the screen. They both were KO'd, and spawned back on the stage. The two stared at each other and then Lucario let out a yell.

Lucario: D**n you Sakurai! D**n you!

LGN: Meh, I could get used to this. *notices big tick in the background* How's it going fluffy?