Post by ness11 on Jun 18, 2008 13:16:44 GMT -5
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Chapter 7
Joey On His Own
Knuckle Joe heard the Subspace bomb explode and ran for dear life away from the bomb's explosion. The explosion was closing fast and was nearly upon him. Joe looked back and yelped at the sight of the explosion; he then tripped over a hard object and now the explosion was seconds away. Knuckle Joe instinctively grabbed a near by round orangish yellow circle (unknown to him it was a trophy stand) and held it in front of his face. The explosion then stopped dead in it's tracks and didn't move any closer. Knuckle Joe peered around the trophy stand and saw that the explosion had stopped just feet in front of him. He jumped for joy and smiled. Curiously he looked at what had "saved him". He turned it around that it was a Peach trophy. Knuckle Joe was most grateful for what the trophy had done for him, he ran off to find somewhere he could build a shrine for the trophy.
Knuckle Joe (KJ): I can't believe I'm alive, and it's all thanks to this trophy. Maybe if I worship it it I may help me. *remembers Kirby* Besides, I've never seen this person before, nor do I think it is a real character.
Joe then found a small cave that he placed the trophy in. He left to go collect materials for the shrine. When he returned and built a podium for Peach. He then put flowers all around it.
KJ: Oh mighty statue, what shall I do now?
Light from outside then shown down on the Peach trophy. It the reflected back outside.
KJ: Ah, so I most go outside and......do....something? I guess I'll just go protect the entrance to the cave.
Knuckle Joe walked out to the entrance of the cave and saw a small group of Primid closing in.
KJ: Now I know what the statue meant.
Knuckle Joe used his vulcan jab to hold of the Primid force. Auross began to all join the battle. Joe used his sky uppercut to take them out one after another. The Subspace force was soon defeated and Knuckle Joe returned to the Peach trophy.
KJ: Thank you for warning me of the coming attackers. I will now protect the entrance.
As said, Knuckle Joe stood and guarded the entrance of the cave. Primids came here or there, but nothing could stop Knuckle Joe.
The next day he walked back up to the statue and bowed down to it.
KJ: Oh might statue? *remembers character* Hey, wait a minute. That looks like that sappy Peach person that hangs out with the fat plumber Kirby disses behind his back. Now how I'm I supposed to turn trophies back into living form? Kirby told it has something to do with touching them and then thinking of them to become normal, or was it I have to give it food or something.........ah who cares. I'll just do what I was already doing.
And so Knuckle Joe stood to guard the entrance of the cave, weary of what might come his way.
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Chapter 8
Flying Monkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck2ygpSUg8
Diddy was camly using his jet back to land on the river's shore. He was a little freaked by the explosion of his escape ride, and worried a tad bit about the four that couldn't escape. He landed next to Snake and R.O.B.
R.O.B: Beep. Head count.
Snake: There's only three of us you bucket of bolts, even toddlers could figure that out.
Diddy: Stop dissing ROB, Snake, which by the way you like nothing like a Snake, more like a robert.
Snake: Quiet chimp.
ROB: Beep bop. I say we look for help, Diddy do you know anyone of any help to us that is close by?
Diddy: There's Dixie, she was supposed to be at the staduim though.
Snake: I know a guy who could help. He's a tough kid.
ROB: Bop. Ok, let's go look for him.
Snake: Hold on Mr. Roboto! I'm for the chimp's not sure if you or the chimp could make it? Better go look for his girl friend. *walks off*
Diddy: Dumb@$$.
ROB: Bop. Diddy watch your langauge.
Diddy: Now your sounding like DK.
ROB: Beep Beep. I can't help it, it's my programing.
Diddy: No matter. Might as well head to the jungle, there is bound to be someone there that can help.
Diddy and ROB set off on there quest to find people to help them. ROB sang songs to boost Diddy's spirits when he was really just making Diddy want to run off and hide; ROB wasn't a good singer. They soon encountered some Kremilings skulking around the jungle. Diddy and ROB stayed hidden and away from the Kremlings, figuring that they would want to fight. The two were then walking around a Kremling outpost and ROB tripped. The Kremlings heard him and ran after them.
ROB: BEEP BEEP!!!! Split up!
At a fork in the jungle path Diddy went right and ROB went left. Diddy soon ran into a cliff, and almost dropped off. The Kremlings were closing and weren't in the mood for sitting down for a banana break. Diddy saw only one way out, off the cliff. Diddy jumped up into the air and used his jet back to fly through the air. Diddy yelled as excitement and adrenilien rushed through his body. Diddy's free ride didn't last long as Kemiling planes were in pursuit. Diddy shot at them with his peanut pop gun and did a barrel roll to avoid some of the planes cannonballs. The planes surronded him from all directions and took fire. Diddy tried vigoriously to avoid the cannonballs. He then flew lower to the tree line in attmept to loose some of them; Diddy then turned around and opened fire on them. The planes were to slow to dodge and were shot down by the peanuts. Diddy then accidentally ran into a tree and was caught in the branches. The Kremlings appareantly didn't notice and flew off. He sat there quietly for awhile to make sure none of them were around. Then he heard a lot of hacking noices at the trees trunck from below. The tree tipped over onto its side from all the cuts and Diddy yelped as it fell. He landed away from where the tree had fell and breathed heavily. Diddy looked up and saw a strange fat man with a Smauri sword walking towards him.
Samuri Goro: Ah, a monkey. He could be my new pet.
Diddy: I'm no pet.
Samuri Goro: It talks!
Diddy: Yeah, most monkeys can, we just don't feel like it (and LGN's to lazy to write down everytime they make a werid noise).
Samuri Goro: Will sit tight little monkey, I'm training some I can beat my arch rival Capitan Bird Crap, I mean Falcon.
Diddy: Wait. Haven't you noticed those gators running around!?
Samuri Goro: What gators?
A pair of Kemlings ran out in front of Samuri Goro and prepared to attack. The ran right at him but Goro simply swung his sword like a madman and took them down.
Samuri Goro: Well, I'm done here. Maybe I should go swim some lasps. *walks off*
Diddy: *grabs Goro* Hey wait, we got to go help ROB.
Samuri Goro: Sorry little monkey but I don't got time.
Diddy: Then I'll make time! *grabs Goro and starts pulling him away*
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Ch 9
Where Wario, Where?
Wario: I hate being late.
Jimmy T.: But you said you wanted to be late on purpose to make everyone mad, then show up in a dramatic fasion.
Wario: I know, but I feel like we're missing something; something important.
Wario and Jimmy T. were ridding Wario's motorcycle; Jimmy T. was in a side car connceted to the main motorcycle. The were leaving the desert and were heading towards the staduim for Wario's match. They were passing an outcropping of dreams when the heard a weird flashing sound. Wario turned around and didn't see anything but then Jimmy T. yelled and Wario saw he drove into a PK Flash! The motorcycle explodded and the two ridders landing on the ground a bit away.
Ness: That's what you get for turning me into a trophy!
Wario: Ah, Ness, I thought we were over that kind of thing.
Lucas: *laughs* That was so funny Ness, Wario's eyes popped right out of his face.
Wario: Why you little, come here Ness!
Wario runs right at Ness but easily gets caught in Ness's and Lucas's PK Fires'.
Wario: Ouch!
Then primids dropped from the sky followed by Roaders and Aurosses. The four team up to defeat the new, but familar to some, enemy. Jimmy T. does some crazy dance moves to take them all down, while Wario let's loose a mombo fart. The PK heroes take the Auroross down with PK thunders and flashes/freezes. The Supspace group soon falls back towards the direction of the stadium. The four fighters get in a circle and talk.
Ness: It appears the Subspace army is back and you know what that means!
Jimmy T.: No, I don't.
Wario: He's new. Okay, the people we just fought want to kill us and they usually get villians like.. *gets angry* Hey, how come they didn't want me to help them!?! This is mutiny!
Lucas: Ever way we got to go take down those primid heading towards the Staduim, I sence very awful things are going on there.
Wario: Gah, I can't belive I'm doing this but, we're going to need everybody to take them down so yous twos will have to come too.
Jimmy T.: How? The motorcycle is busted thanks to you two and it was only big enough for Wario and me.
Lucas: Don't worry, I learned this move from my brother when I was a little kid. PK fix!
The spread out motorcyle parts combine toghether to form the old motorcycle with two side cars.
Wario: Well that was easy. Everyone get in, we're heading out.
Lucas: But where Wario, where?
Wario: We come straight at those block heads that refused to allow me to help them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBDivsSe3k
Everyone pilled into the Motorcycle. Wario was driving and on his left was Ness and Lucas; Lucas wasn't to proud that he had rebuilt the motorcycle, as he was scared to be ridding in it through his trembiling. Jimmy T. was in the other side car and stood up.
Jimmy T.: Are you ready Ness?
Ness: Ahuh.
Jimmy T.: Wario?
Wario: Yep.
Jimmy T.: Lucas?
Lucas: O okay.
Jimmy T.: Alright fellas, LET'S GO!!!!!!
Wario drives the motorcycle toward the Staduim's direction as Primid try to stop them, but they'll stand no chance against the Funky PK Wario Blitz.
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Ch 10
Lova Luigi
In the smash world there was a small town where many of the characters lived. In one of the small homes was a sleeping Luigi, snoring loudly just before he awakens. He opens his eyes and looks at his clock. He yelps as he sees that he has over slept, for he promised Mario he wouldn't be late for his fight. He jumps out of bed and runs down stairs out the front door. He runs over to Peach/Daisy's house after telling Daisy he'd wait for her this morning. As Luigi is about to open the front door Saidy comes bolting out the door with the same worried face as Luigi. The two collide and fall down onto the paved cublestone square. They look to see that the other was the cause of their fall and laugh. Luigi gets up and helps Daisy up.
Luigi: Sorry. I thought you left.
Daisy: Yeah same here.
Luigi: Better get going then.
Waddle Dee: Freeze you two!
A lone Waddle Dee was standing in the square.
Luig: Freeze? From what?
Waddle Dee: By orders of King Dedede, you two are to surrender and leave to his estate.
Luigi: *leans over and whispers to Daisy* Watch this. *leans away* Hey Dee, what's that on your shoe.
The Waddle Dee looks down giving Luigi the opening to jump into the air. By time the Waddle Dee figures out what happened he is cumpressed into the crowd by Luigi's feet. The Waddle Dee flatens into a pancake. Luigi walks away with a big grin on his face.
Luigi: Too easy.
Daisy: Uh, Luigi.
Luigi: Yeah?
Daisy: Behind you.
Luigi turns around to see a gigantic waddle dee standing over him. Luigi screams and runs behind Daisy, cowering in fear.
Luigi: Please don't hurt me! I'm a lova not a smasher.
Daisy sighs and figures she has to stop the giant Waddle Dee. Daisy runs and slides into the Waddle Dee; flipping it upon it's head. Daisy folows up with a kick that sends the Waddle Dee flying away. The sound of the Waddle Dee flying off and making the iconic "ping" noise from people "blasting off" he gets up and smiles.
Luigi: Yeah, yeah you better run, or fly away.
Daisy: Who's King Dedede.
Luigi: Oh he's just my arch nemices, but I took care of him a while back. The utter sound of what I did to that Waddle Dee will have him scared.
Daisy: You mean what I did.
Luigi: Yeah, I guess you two.
The two start to walk off toward the Stadium's direction. The two chat unknowing they're being watched.
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Ch 10
Wolf, the Bounty Hunta!
Wolf was standing on his Wolfen, still airborne, as he ponders his next actions.
Wolf: Ah, I love the smell of bounting in the morning! Fly us lower, I want to collect my pirze *Wolfen lowers* and I can't trust those primid to take care of them, let alone hold on to them without someone taking them. What do scanners say?
?: They say that the Peach trophy and Kirby trophies are still out here; rest being in Subspace. What does that Ancienet Minister even want with these things?
Wolf: Some sick experiment I think. But hey, it's all about the money.
?: Amen to that.
The wolfen flies off into the area the ships were escaping earlier. The wolfen lands next to a patch of bushes that had a little toe sticking out.
Wolf: There's Kirby, but Peach's should be right around here.
?: I think it's been moved Wolf.
Wolf: God, I hope into Subspace.
?: Negative, it's still out here. Maybe one of the good guys you missed grabbed it and ran off?
Wolf: I hope not, I'm not going to screw around hunting for it, might as well go into Subspace and go collect any straglers.
The wolfen flies off into the Subspace rift that the bomb opened up. When the Wolfen enters they can see imediatly the remaining smashers were cornered, but still holding they're ground. Game & Watch was still flipping those flapjacks, Yoshi was rolling in his egg, DK knocking out primid with his ape fists, and others holding off the Subspace army. Wolf laughs at the sight, and his pilot below chuckles.
Wolf: This is too easy, I have an easy shot at them! Hey, which should I hit first?
?: Oh, go for Yoshi, he's the fastest so he could easily escape. That and he's a disgrace to reptile's.
Wolf: You would know wouldn't you Leon?
Wolf takes aim at the unsespcting Yoshi. Wolf takes the shot but Yoshi's keen dinosaur, dragon, reptile, monkey senses help him escape the blast. Wolf then opens more fire, but it was now worthless trying to hit Yoshi. Wolf then took aim at a slower DK, and DK's ape senses just weren't there when he needed them as he turned into a trophy.
Wolf: Chalk up another one for Wolf...
Leon: and Leon
Both: The Bounty huntas!
Leon: Hey, that was better then most of our attempts!
Wolf: I know, but enough talk. Back to shooting.
Wolf took down the remaining smashers one by one, Game & Watch, Popo, and soon even Yoshi couldn't get away. Leon landed the Wolfen on the ground as Wolf hoped off the Wolfen. Leon got out too, still covered in a little blood from Charazard's bite.
Wolf: Look around for any of the trophies.
Leon: But I don't have a dark cannon like you?
Wolf: Remeber people turn into trophies here if you defeat them in a fight.
Leon: Sorry, I'm new remeber, I call Panther though. He'd like to get some action.
Wolf: Make sure you don't let Lucario get any, I don't like that guy.
Leon: Does he remind you too much of a familar fox?
Wolf: Oh too well Leon, oh too well.
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Ch 11
One Third of the Triforce, but Two Whole's Royalty
The waterfall was loud and roaring from where Zelda, Link, and Palutena had fallen from. Zelda lay in the water below unconsiouse from the fall. She awoke from her sleep when she heard a slashing noise off in the distance.
Zelda: Link!
Zelda get's up and looks around for her savior Link, but Link was nowhere to be seen. Zelda could still hear the slashing noises coming from downstream. Zelda got up and walked down stream toward the noise. Zelda wondered what was going on now, she knew that he had in fact returned, but why and how.
Why would he come back and get so many followers so quickly without anyone knowing? How did he even come back? How could the primid return too, Game & Watch was not in their possesion, or at least before the attack. So many questions she couldn't figure out, discouarging her. Weilding the Triforce of Wisdom should have made this easier for her, but alas it made no difference.
Zelda saw in Auross being tossed away from a figure in the distanace. Zelda, hoping that it was Link, ran over. She got upon a rock to see who the strong figure was. The figure weilded a staff and sheild smacking primid with her staff. It was Palutena rocking the primids worlds rather then Link. Zelda was a little sad, not seeing that it was her Hyrulean partner, but was pleased to know she wasn't all alone. Zelda used Din's Fire on an incoming Roadster heading for Palutena. Palutena looked up at Zelda and waved. Zelda procceded down to Palutena and the two fought off the Subspace foes. The small group of enunces soon fled away from them, off down the stream.
Palutena: Hello Zelda.
Zelda: Hey, you seen Link?
Palutena: No.
Zelda: *sigh* Well, at least it's nice to know your here. Better then Gannondorf.
Palutena: Pit hasn't told much about him...is he some sort of middle aged hunk?
Zelda: NO! He's middle aged but definitly not attractive.
Palutena: Where now then?
Zelda: Sheik told me and Link to go to Gannondorf's castle. I suspect he's part of this, but we'll have to see.
Palutena: I feel we must find others to help us. This Gannondorf seems powerful and quick.
Zelda: He is strong, but has the speed of a middle aged man.
Palutena: Middle aged guys move pretty quick. Some work out you know, back in Skyworld we exercise till we're tired.
Zelda: You have a lot to learn about this place.
Palutena: How hard could it be to learn about this place?
Zelda: Who's Kirby then?
Palutena: Kirby? He's the one with the mullet right?
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Chapter 12
A Mac and His Snake
Snake was caually ridding a chopper above the Smash World. He was having an engagging conversation with Colonel over his communicator.
Snake: Do you think I have any chance?
Colonel: Snake for once you aren't acting your on top of the world, of course you have a chance!
Snake: Yeah but that Capitan Falcon guy always get's in the way.
Colonel: Yeah, like him uttering two word sentences containing "YUSS" and "FALCON" in them is going to help his cause.
Snake: Your right colonel.
Snake's chopper was now flying over the old abondon zoo. Snake started to lower the chopper in an open area next to what was a cage containg a Tyranitar. There was a Tyrnitar sized hole near one of the corners of the cage.
Snake: I've reached my stop Colonel got to go. Oh and your fly's undone! *hops out of chopper*
Colonel: What *looks to see fly is not undone* SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Snake laughs as he walks over to a building that was once a gift shop. There were holes in the wood roof and the stone walls were broken down from errosion and wear-and-tear. Snake stepped over a broken bench with a small smile on his face. The wood door blocking the enterence was tilted, but Snake easily ripped it off and walked in. He heard workout music and punching noises. Snake walked in and behind a rack of clothes was Little Mac punching at a punching bag. Mac was really laying a beating on the bag and wound up for one finishing blow. The boxer slammed his fists into the punching bag breaking it in half.
Snake: Nice, I could could break that thing into fourths if I wanted too *flexes* yeah!
Little Mac: Ahh, Snake, haven't seen you in a while.
Snake: Well I'd visit for often if you didn't live in a suvineer shop. *steps on chew toy*
Snake looks down at the chew toy he stepped on and then hears barking coming from the back of the suvineer shop. From the shadows came a happy Nintendog bolting over to Snake. Nintendog bowls over Snake and starts to lick his face. Snake is disgusted by the dog and tries to get away.
Mac: Haha, looks like Duke missed you too!
Snake: Great, now I got dog slobber all other me.
Mac: Why have you come Snake?
Snake: We're going to need to get out of here.
Mac: Why?
NinDuke: Woof?
Snake: There's this evil Wolf thing leading a bunch of mindless robots and trying to take over our world! Unfortunatly we have to work with all these worthless characters to defeat them, but this army is tough.
NinDuke: *rolls on back and barks* Arfarfarfarf!
Mac: *laughs* No one can stop our might right Duke!
NinDuke: Woof!
Snake: Normally I'd think the same, but they're tougher this time' they aren't some joke.
Mac: Snake unless your here for the zoo or simply helping me train I do not have time for your little game of hide and seek.
Snake: Do you know how observent you are?
Mac: Yeah? *drinks energy drink*
Snake: Did you know that Tyranitar that was in that cage is gone?
Mac: *spits out drink all over Snake* Oh, well, NOWISTHETIMETOLEAVE! (yes that was intentional) *motions to NinDuke and grabs boxing gloves*
Snake: What?
Mac: Leave! *runs out suvineer shop followed by NinDuke*
Snake: Ah. *follows Mac* What is such a big deal about Tyranitar getting out?
Mac: Tyranitar didn't really like us.......he despizes us with a passion.
Snake: Are the other cages supposed to be empty too?
Mac: Oh crap!
Snake: I guess not.
Mac: *hears a falling bomb shell* What's that noise?
Snake: Bomb! Move!
Snake grabs Little Mac and pushes him under a table, followed by Snake and a confused Nintendog (Duke). The bomb fell onto the suvineer shop that was Little Mac and Nintendog's home. Little Mac is devistated and runs over to his destroyed home. The suvineer shop was no in ruin and was in a pile of stone.
Mac: NO!!! Why, why, whhhyy?!
Snake: Now do you see why we must leave? Besides that place was a dump anyways. Now come on!
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Chapter 13
A Galaxy's Amount of Problems
It was night time in the cloudy sky above the Smash World. A dark plump figure lay on a fireball shapped cloud. The figure awoke when it heard the sound of laughter off in space; that figure being our lovably red plummer Mario.
Mario: Ugh. Never a-knew-a Yoshi had such an arm-a. *remebers Yoshi and friends* Oh a-no! I got too go a-save everybody!
Mario runs to the edge of his cloud and begins to jump off, but turns around and lands back on his fireball shapped cloud. He pears over the edge and looks down to see his road to the Smash World would be a fatal drop.
Mario: You-a know, maybe I should just take-a another route.
Mario looked beyond his cloud to an ironic path of clouds going higher and higher into the sky. Though Mario wanted to go down rather up, he couriously went on the path into the higher bits of his atmosphere. Mario casually hopped from cloud to cloud giving off an occasional "WOOPEEE" every once in a while. The path of white clouds ended adn waiting for the red plummer was Rosalina and her Lumas.
Mario: Now I'm-a seeing things.
Luma: No your not!
Mario: Hey, you guys-a woke me up-a!
Rosalina: We had to Mario. Listen, there is a reason you are here...
Mario: Yoshi tossed me-a up here, and then I-a clumsily hopped up here-a.
Rosalina: Your special one and friends are in trouble Mario.
Mario: WHAT? Peach is in trouble-a! Where?
Rosalina: You must listen first. There is a new evil lurking about...
Mario: No it's that creepy-a blue guy......neva really learned his uh name-a.
Rosalina: There are others working for him now. Bowser Jr. is on the hunt for your friends, plus Bowser is going to help out.
Mario: BWAHAHAHAH! Bowser was a clueless fool-a! He have no idea.
Rosalina: He is starting to get a clue Mario.
Mario: A clue that he's-a failure. HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Rosalina: *eye twitches* Maybe even some of your rivals could be helping.
Mario: Every-a-body hates-a Wario, and Waluigi.................I have a no idea where he is uh.
Rosalina: LOOK MARIO!....Sorry lost my cool there. Look, Mario, you must take this seriously.....you don't have an unlimited amount of lives like you did in Galaxy. You must....
Mario: I don't a get you-a Rosalina. You always say "you must do this, must do that, must, must, must!" Get some new dialouge, or better yet-a.....do it your-a-self-a!
Rosalina: Ok, enough of this, Lumas, please send Mario on his way. I have to go.......read a book or something!
Luma: Yes mama!
Two lumas pushed Mario over to a Star Cannon. Mario tries to get away but is pushed right to it. He tires to spin away, but stupidly get's launched from the Star Cannon. The Star Cannon sends Mario on a high speed journey to the hard ground below. As Mario is sent back to the Smash World he screams in a high pitch tone, knowing that he'll have to start saving the world yet again.
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Chapter 14
Gestures of Unknowing to Others
The Ancient Minister stood silently on the crest of a hill near enough to see the comotion going on near the Stadium bomb Subspace enterance, with the retell from Lucario to Bowser and the Star Wolf team collecting their trophies. This bored the Minister and he soon dozed off. As he was in his slumber he dreamed about Tabbu's plan of having all the villains being sent to find the smashers and them being turned into trophies one-by-one. He foresaw a massive battle too, but with forces unknown. Before he could dig any deeper in his dream he felt some poking at his eyes. He opened them with a yawn as he saw the Star Wolf trio standing by with trophies.
Leon: We have the trophies you wanted.
AM: Good, you can just put them down here and I'll take them.
Panther: What about our pay?
AM: Oh right, well let's see what you got and I'll determine a payment.
Wolf: Wait, are you saying some of these hard earned trophies all have different prices.
Panther: Which means you could pay us more for some....
Leon: And cheap for others.
AM: It's a combination of things like toughness to catch them. I mean take Peach for example, she's easier to catch then Sonic because Sonic's really fast, but just tell me what you got.
Wolf: We've got angel boy Pit, one handed slasher Ike.
Leon: The Orange annoyance Charazard, the turtle disgrace Squirtle, the plant reptile Ivysaur, and the little Trainer.
Panther: Ninja like Sheik *mumbles*, pink puff ball Kirby, 2-D Game & Watch.
Leon: Then there's the large monkey DK and his friend the dinosaur-dragon-reptile-monkey Yoshi.
AM: Monkey?
Leon: Yeah, he's a disgrace to reptiles and I hate his annoying "YOSHI, YOSHI!" all the time, but he does have a craving for bananas so I consider him a monkey; that way he isn't classified with me.
Panther: Then he'd be a mammal and he'd be stuck with us, and I'd die if that happened.
Wolf: Last but not least my biggest catch, ace pilot Falco Lombardii.
AM: Twelve trophies, not a bad number; most valuable being DK and Kirby, but least valuable being solo Trainer.
Leon: So what's our pay?
AM: Yeah, do 10,000 coins sound good to you or is it a little low?
Leon: *tongue droops out of mouth* That'll do.
AM: Okay, let me get some Primid here to carry the trophies and deliver your payment.
As the Minister calls over to some Primid and Troflown to help left the trophies and give them the 10,000 coins the Star Wolf team huddles up with big eyes and excited faces.
Wolf: Haha! We'll be swimming in dough after this.
Leon: This is our biggest prize ever!
Panther: All of the chicks will want to go out with this rich cat!
AM: Alright, we have your payment ready to be given, but, do you want to go double or nothing? No better yet, do this job and you'll coin reward will increase ten fold!
Leon nearly fainted at the sound of that but Panther caught him and stood him back up. The three talked it over in the circle.
Panther: I don't know about this.
Leon: Come on Panther! One hundred thousand coins!
Panther: I smell a trap, and Panthers know their traps.
Wolf: Well Panther, I have a much better nose then you and I smell nothing. Look at it this way, every single woman will fall madly in love with you with all that money. We'll be able to start up that band we always wanted too.
Panther: Now that you put it that way. We'll do it!
Wolf: What do we have to do?
AM: All you have to do is capture one smasher....................Nintendog.
Leon: You’re kidding?
AM: Nope.
Leon: Works for me.
AM: Then I'll be seeing you three with my prize later.
The three Star Wolf members left in a flash as they pilled into their Wolfens, ready to hunt down Nintendog. The Minister watched them leave and, when they left he told the Primid and Troflowns to put the trophies in a weird building. Fearing their incompetence he followed them in case the dumb Primid dropped a trophy and never picked it back up. As the went down the hill and slid or walked closer to the building the Ancient Minister began to see a dark shape near the building laying on the ground; the Minister ordered two R.O.Bs rolling by to restrain the figure. When the ROBs were picking up the creature its hands clanked together making a wood banging noise.
AM: Thought you could get away huh Geno?
The ROBs carried away the unconscious Geno into the building with the Primid and Troflown. The Minister turned around and saw Tabbu standing over him. Tabbu looked as if he changed very little from his defeat from the smashers.......from the outside.
Tabbu: I stopped him before he could escape; the fool. How many trophies did the attack gather?
AM: They collected twelve trophies.
Tabbu: Hmm, a suspect amount. I figured the two wouldn't get them all. A good start nevertheless.
AM: Hey can I take this costume off now? It itches all over, even on me feet.
Tabbu: You did some good work out there, so you may talk it off son.
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This ends this set of chapters; I'll have another set up soon.
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Chapter 7
Joey On His Own
Knuckle Joe heard the Subspace bomb explode and ran for dear life away from the bomb's explosion. The explosion was closing fast and was nearly upon him. Joe looked back and yelped at the sight of the explosion; he then tripped over a hard object and now the explosion was seconds away. Knuckle Joe instinctively grabbed a near by round orangish yellow circle (unknown to him it was a trophy stand) and held it in front of his face. The explosion then stopped dead in it's tracks and didn't move any closer. Knuckle Joe peered around the trophy stand and saw that the explosion had stopped just feet in front of him. He jumped for joy and smiled. Curiously he looked at what had "saved him". He turned it around that it was a Peach trophy. Knuckle Joe was most grateful for what the trophy had done for him, he ran off to find somewhere he could build a shrine for the trophy.
Knuckle Joe (KJ): I can't believe I'm alive, and it's all thanks to this trophy. Maybe if I worship it it I may help me. *remembers Kirby* Besides, I've never seen this person before, nor do I think it is a real character.
Joe then found a small cave that he placed the trophy in. He left to go collect materials for the shrine. When he returned and built a podium for Peach. He then put flowers all around it.
KJ: Oh mighty statue, what shall I do now?
Light from outside then shown down on the Peach trophy. It the reflected back outside.
KJ: Ah, so I most go outside and......do....something? I guess I'll just go protect the entrance to the cave.
Knuckle Joe walked out to the entrance of the cave and saw a small group of Primid closing in.
KJ: Now I know what the statue meant.
Knuckle Joe used his vulcan jab to hold of the Primid force. Auross began to all join the battle. Joe used his sky uppercut to take them out one after another. The Subspace force was soon defeated and Knuckle Joe returned to the Peach trophy.
KJ: Thank you for warning me of the coming attackers. I will now protect the entrance.
As said, Knuckle Joe stood and guarded the entrance of the cave. Primids came here or there, but nothing could stop Knuckle Joe.
The next day he walked back up to the statue and bowed down to it.
KJ: Oh might statue? *remembers character* Hey, wait a minute. That looks like that sappy Peach person that hangs out with the fat plumber Kirby disses behind his back. Now how I'm I supposed to turn trophies back into living form? Kirby told it has something to do with touching them and then thinking of them to become normal, or was it I have to give it food or something.........ah who cares. I'll just do what I was already doing.
And so Knuckle Joe stood to guard the entrance of the cave, weary of what might come his way.
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Chapter 8
Flying Monkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck2ygpSUg8
Diddy was camly using his jet back to land on the river's shore. He was a little freaked by the explosion of his escape ride, and worried a tad bit about the four that couldn't escape. He landed next to Snake and R.O.B.
R.O.B: Beep. Head count.
Snake: There's only three of us you bucket of bolts, even toddlers could figure that out.
Diddy: Stop dissing ROB, Snake, which by the way you like nothing like a Snake, more like a robert.
Snake: Quiet chimp.
ROB: Beep bop. I say we look for help, Diddy do you know anyone of any help to us that is close by?
Diddy: There's Dixie, she was supposed to be at the staduim though.
Snake: I know a guy who could help. He's a tough kid.
ROB: Bop. Ok, let's go look for him.
Snake: Hold on Mr. Roboto! I'm for the chimp's not sure if you or the chimp could make it? Better go look for his girl friend. *walks off*
Diddy: Dumb@$$.
ROB: Bop. Diddy watch your langauge.
Diddy: Now your sounding like DK.
ROB: Beep Beep. I can't help it, it's my programing.
Diddy: No matter. Might as well head to the jungle, there is bound to be someone there that can help.
Diddy and ROB set off on there quest to find people to help them. ROB sang songs to boost Diddy's spirits when he was really just making Diddy want to run off and hide; ROB wasn't a good singer. They soon encountered some Kremilings skulking around the jungle. Diddy and ROB stayed hidden and away from the Kremlings, figuring that they would want to fight. The two were then walking around a Kremling outpost and ROB tripped. The Kremlings heard him and ran after them.
ROB: BEEP BEEP!!!! Split up!
At a fork in the jungle path Diddy went right and ROB went left. Diddy soon ran into a cliff, and almost dropped off. The Kremlings were closing and weren't in the mood for sitting down for a banana break. Diddy saw only one way out, off the cliff. Diddy jumped up into the air and used his jet back to fly through the air. Diddy yelled as excitement and adrenilien rushed through his body. Diddy's free ride didn't last long as Kemiling planes were in pursuit. Diddy shot at them with his peanut pop gun and did a barrel roll to avoid some of the planes cannonballs. The planes surronded him from all directions and took fire. Diddy tried vigoriously to avoid the cannonballs. He then flew lower to the tree line in attmept to loose some of them; Diddy then turned around and opened fire on them. The planes were to slow to dodge and were shot down by the peanuts. Diddy then accidentally ran into a tree and was caught in the branches. The Kremlings appareantly didn't notice and flew off. He sat there quietly for awhile to make sure none of them were around. Then he heard a lot of hacking noices at the trees trunck from below. The tree tipped over onto its side from all the cuts and Diddy yelped as it fell. He landed away from where the tree had fell and breathed heavily. Diddy looked up and saw a strange fat man with a Smauri sword walking towards him.
Samuri Goro: Ah, a monkey. He could be my new pet.
Diddy: I'm no pet.
Samuri Goro: It talks!
Diddy: Yeah, most monkeys can, we just don't feel like it (and LGN's to lazy to write down everytime they make a werid noise).
Samuri Goro: Will sit tight little monkey, I'm training some I can beat my arch rival Capitan Bird Crap, I mean Falcon.
Diddy: Wait. Haven't you noticed those gators running around!?
Samuri Goro: What gators?
A pair of Kemlings ran out in front of Samuri Goro and prepared to attack. The ran right at him but Goro simply swung his sword like a madman and took them down.
Samuri Goro: Well, I'm done here. Maybe I should go swim some lasps. *walks off*
Diddy: *grabs Goro* Hey wait, we got to go help ROB.
Samuri Goro: Sorry little monkey but I don't got time.
Diddy: Then I'll make time! *grabs Goro and starts pulling him away*
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Ch 9
Where Wario, Where?
Wario: I hate being late.
Jimmy T.: But you said you wanted to be late on purpose to make everyone mad, then show up in a dramatic fasion.
Wario: I know, but I feel like we're missing something; something important.
Wario and Jimmy T. were ridding Wario's motorcycle; Jimmy T. was in a side car connceted to the main motorcycle. The were leaving the desert and were heading towards the staduim for Wario's match. They were passing an outcropping of dreams when the heard a weird flashing sound. Wario turned around and didn't see anything but then Jimmy T. yelled and Wario saw he drove into a PK Flash! The motorcycle explodded and the two ridders landing on the ground a bit away.
Ness: That's what you get for turning me into a trophy!
Wario: Ah, Ness, I thought we were over that kind of thing.
Lucas: *laughs* That was so funny Ness, Wario's eyes popped right out of his face.
Wario: Why you little, come here Ness!
Wario runs right at Ness but easily gets caught in Ness's and Lucas's PK Fires'.
Wario: Ouch!
Then primids dropped from the sky followed by Roaders and Aurosses. The four team up to defeat the new, but familar to some, enemy. Jimmy T. does some crazy dance moves to take them all down, while Wario let's loose a mombo fart. The PK heroes take the Auroross down with PK thunders and flashes/freezes. The Supspace group soon falls back towards the direction of the stadium. The four fighters get in a circle and talk.
Ness: It appears the Subspace army is back and you know what that means!
Jimmy T.: No, I don't.
Wario: He's new. Okay, the people we just fought want to kill us and they usually get villians like.. *gets angry* Hey, how come they didn't want me to help them!?! This is mutiny!
Lucas: Ever way we got to go take down those primid heading towards the Staduim, I sence very awful things are going on there.
Wario: Gah, I can't belive I'm doing this but, we're going to need everybody to take them down so yous twos will have to come too.
Jimmy T.: How? The motorcycle is busted thanks to you two and it was only big enough for Wario and me.
Lucas: Don't worry, I learned this move from my brother when I was a little kid. PK fix!
The spread out motorcyle parts combine toghether to form the old motorcycle with two side cars.
Wario: Well that was easy. Everyone get in, we're heading out.
Lucas: But where Wario, where?
Wario: We come straight at those block heads that refused to allow me to help them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBDivsSe3k
Everyone pilled into the Motorcycle. Wario was driving and on his left was Ness and Lucas; Lucas wasn't to proud that he had rebuilt the motorcycle, as he was scared to be ridding in it through his trembiling. Jimmy T. was in the other side car and stood up.
Jimmy T.: Are you ready Ness?
Ness: Ahuh.
Jimmy T.: Wario?
Wario: Yep.
Jimmy T.: Lucas?
Lucas: O okay.
Jimmy T.: Alright fellas, LET'S GO!!!!!!
Wario drives the motorcycle toward the Staduim's direction as Primid try to stop them, but they'll stand no chance against the Funky PK Wario Blitz.
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Ch 10
Lova Luigi
In the smash world there was a small town where many of the characters lived. In one of the small homes was a sleeping Luigi, snoring loudly just before he awakens. He opens his eyes and looks at his clock. He yelps as he sees that he has over slept, for he promised Mario he wouldn't be late for his fight. He jumps out of bed and runs down stairs out the front door. He runs over to Peach/Daisy's house after telling Daisy he'd wait for her this morning. As Luigi is about to open the front door Saidy comes bolting out the door with the same worried face as Luigi. The two collide and fall down onto the paved cublestone square. They look to see that the other was the cause of their fall and laugh. Luigi gets up and helps Daisy up.
Luigi: Sorry. I thought you left.
Daisy: Yeah same here.
Luigi: Better get going then.
Waddle Dee: Freeze you two!
A lone Waddle Dee was standing in the square.
Luig: Freeze? From what?
Waddle Dee: By orders of King Dedede, you two are to surrender and leave to his estate.
Luigi: *leans over and whispers to Daisy* Watch this. *leans away* Hey Dee, what's that on your shoe.
The Waddle Dee looks down giving Luigi the opening to jump into the air. By time the Waddle Dee figures out what happened he is cumpressed into the crowd by Luigi's feet. The Waddle Dee flatens into a pancake. Luigi walks away with a big grin on his face.
Luigi: Too easy.
Daisy: Uh, Luigi.
Luigi: Yeah?
Daisy: Behind you.
Luigi turns around to see a gigantic waddle dee standing over him. Luigi screams and runs behind Daisy, cowering in fear.
Luigi: Please don't hurt me! I'm a lova not a smasher.
Daisy sighs and figures she has to stop the giant Waddle Dee. Daisy runs and slides into the Waddle Dee; flipping it upon it's head. Daisy folows up with a kick that sends the Waddle Dee flying away. The sound of the Waddle Dee flying off and making the iconic "ping" noise from people "blasting off" he gets up and smiles.
Luigi: Yeah, yeah you better run, or fly away.
Daisy: Who's King Dedede.
Luigi: Oh he's just my arch nemices, but I took care of him a while back. The utter sound of what I did to that Waddle Dee will have him scared.
Daisy: You mean what I did.
Luigi: Yeah, I guess you two.
The two start to walk off toward the Stadium's direction. The two chat unknowing they're being watched.
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Ch 10
Wolf, the Bounty Hunta!
Wolf was standing on his Wolfen, still airborne, as he ponders his next actions.
Wolf: Ah, I love the smell of bounting in the morning! Fly us lower, I want to collect my pirze *Wolfen lowers* and I can't trust those primid to take care of them, let alone hold on to them without someone taking them. What do scanners say?
?: They say that the Peach trophy and Kirby trophies are still out here; rest being in Subspace. What does that Ancienet Minister even want with these things?
Wolf: Some sick experiment I think. But hey, it's all about the money.
?: Amen to that.
The wolfen flies off into the area the ships were escaping earlier. The wolfen lands next to a patch of bushes that had a little toe sticking out.
Wolf: There's Kirby, but Peach's should be right around here.
?: I think it's been moved Wolf.
Wolf: God, I hope into Subspace.
?: Negative, it's still out here. Maybe one of the good guys you missed grabbed it and ran off?
Wolf: I hope not, I'm not going to screw around hunting for it, might as well go into Subspace and go collect any straglers.
The wolfen flies off into the Subspace rift that the bomb opened up. When the Wolfen enters they can see imediatly the remaining smashers were cornered, but still holding they're ground. Game & Watch was still flipping those flapjacks, Yoshi was rolling in his egg, DK knocking out primid with his ape fists, and others holding off the Subspace army. Wolf laughs at the sight, and his pilot below chuckles.
Wolf: This is too easy, I have an easy shot at them! Hey, which should I hit first?
?: Oh, go for Yoshi, he's the fastest so he could easily escape. That and he's a disgrace to reptile's.
Wolf: You would know wouldn't you Leon?
Wolf takes aim at the unsespcting Yoshi. Wolf takes the shot but Yoshi's keen dinosaur, dragon, reptile, monkey senses help him escape the blast. Wolf then opens more fire, but it was now worthless trying to hit Yoshi. Wolf then took aim at a slower DK, and DK's ape senses just weren't there when he needed them as he turned into a trophy.
Wolf: Chalk up another one for Wolf...
Leon: and Leon
Both: The Bounty huntas!
Leon: Hey, that was better then most of our attempts!
Wolf: I know, but enough talk. Back to shooting.
Wolf took down the remaining smashers one by one, Game & Watch, Popo, and soon even Yoshi couldn't get away. Leon landed the Wolfen on the ground as Wolf hoped off the Wolfen. Leon got out too, still covered in a little blood from Charazard's bite.
Wolf: Look around for any of the trophies.
Leon: But I don't have a dark cannon like you?
Wolf: Remeber people turn into trophies here if you defeat them in a fight.
Leon: Sorry, I'm new remeber, I call Panther though. He'd like to get some action.
Wolf: Make sure you don't let Lucario get any, I don't like that guy.
Leon: Does he remind you too much of a familar fox?
Wolf: Oh too well Leon, oh too well.
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Ch 11
One Third of the Triforce, but Two Whole's Royalty
The waterfall was loud and roaring from where Zelda, Link, and Palutena had fallen from. Zelda lay in the water below unconsiouse from the fall. She awoke from her sleep when she heard a slashing noise off in the distance.
Zelda: Link!
Zelda get's up and looks around for her savior Link, but Link was nowhere to be seen. Zelda could still hear the slashing noises coming from downstream. Zelda got up and walked down stream toward the noise. Zelda wondered what was going on now, she knew that he had in fact returned, but why and how.
Why would he come back and get so many followers so quickly without anyone knowing? How did he even come back? How could the primid return too, Game & Watch was not in their possesion, or at least before the attack. So many questions she couldn't figure out, discouarging her. Weilding the Triforce of Wisdom should have made this easier for her, but alas it made no difference.
Zelda saw in Auross being tossed away from a figure in the distanace. Zelda, hoping that it was Link, ran over. She got upon a rock to see who the strong figure was. The figure weilded a staff and sheild smacking primid with her staff. It was Palutena rocking the primids worlds rather then Link. Zelda was a little sad, not seeing that it was her Hyrulean partner, but was pleased to know she wasn't all alone. Zelda used Din's Fire on an incoming Roadster heading for Palutena. Palutena looked up at Zelda and waved. Zelda procceded down to Palutena and the two fought off the Subspace foes. The small group of enunces soon fled away from them, off down the stream.
Palutena: Hello Zelda.
Zelda: Hey, you seen Link?
Palutena: No.
Zelda: *sigh* Well, at least it's nice to know your here. Better then Gannondorf.
Palutena: Pit hasn't told much about him...is he some sort of middle aged hunk?
Zelda: NO! He's middle aged but definitly not attractive.
Palutena: Where now then?
Zelda: Sheik told me and Link to go to Gannondorf's castle. I suspect he's part of this, but we'll have to see.
Palutena: I feel we must find others to help us. This Gannondorf seems powerful and quick.
Zelda: He is strong, but has the speed of a middle aged man.
Palutena: Middle aged guys move pretty quick. Some work out you know, back in Skyworld we exercise till we're tired.
Zelda: You have a lot to learn about this place.
Palutena: How hard could it be to learn about this place?
Zelda: Who's Kirby then?
Palutena: Kirby? He's the one with the mullet right?
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Chapter 12
A Mac and His Snake
Snake was caually ridding a chopper above the Smash World. He was having an engagging conversation with Colonel over his communicator.
Snake: Do you think I have any chance?
Colonel: Snake for once you aren't acting your on top of the world, of course you have a chance!
Snake: Yeah but that Capitan Falcon guy always get's in the way.
Colonel: Yeah, like him uttering two word sentences containing "YUSS" and "FALCON" in them is going to help his cause.
Snake: Your right colonel.
Snake's chopper was now flying over the old abondon zoo. Snake started to lower the chopper in an open area next to what was a cage containg a Tyranitar. There was a Tyrnitar sized hole near one of the corners of the cage.
Snake: I've reached my stop Colonel got to go. Oh and your fly's undone! *hops out of chopper*
Colonel: What *looks to see fly is not undone* SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Snake laughs as he walks over to a building that was once a gift shop. There were holes in the wood roof and the stone walls were broken down from errosion and wear-and-tear. Snake stepped over a broken bench with a small smile on his face. The wood door blocking the enterence was tilted, but Snake easily ripped it off and walked in. He heard workout music and punching noises. Snake walked in and behind a rack of clothes was Little Mac punching at a punching bag. Mac was really laying a beating on the bag and wound up for one finishing blow. The boxer slammed his fists into the punching bag breaking it in half.
Snake: Nice, I could could break that thing into fourths if I wanted too *flexes* yeah!
Little Mac: Ahh, Snake, haven't seen you in a while.
Snake: Well I'd visit for often if you didn't live in a suvineer shop. *steps on chew toy*
Snake looks down at the chew toy he stepped on and then hears barking coming from the back of the suvineer shop. From the shadows came a happy Nintendog bolting over to Snake. Nintendog bowls over Snake and starts to lick his face. Snake is disgusted by the dog and tries to get away.
Mac: Haha, looks like Duke missed you too!
Snake: Great, now I got dog slobber all other me.
Mac: Why have you come Snake?
Snake: We're going to need to get out of here.
Mac: Why?
NinDuke: Woof?
Snake: There's this evil Wolf thing leading a bunch of mindless robots and trying to take over our world! Unfortunatly we have to work with all these worthless characters to defeat them, but this army is tough.
NinDuke: *rolls on back and barks* Arfarfarfarf!
Mac: *laughs* No one can stop our might right Duke!
NinDuke: Woof!
Snake: Normally I'd think the same, but they're tougher this time' they aren't some joke.
Mac: Snake unless your here for the zoo or simply helping me train I do not have time for your little game of hide and seek.
Snake: Do you know how observent you are?
Mac: Yeah? *drinks energy drink*
Snake: Did you know that Tyranitar that was in that cage is gone?
Mac: *spits out drink all over Snake* Oh, well, NOWISTHETIMETOLEAVE! (yes that was intentional) *motions to NinDuke and grabs boxing gloves*
Snake: What?
Mac: Leave! *runs out suvineer shop followed by NinDuke*
Snake: Ah. *follows Mac* What is such a big deal about Tyranitar getting out?
Mac: Tyranitar didn't really like us.......he despizes us with a passion.
Snake: Are the other cages supposed to be empty too?
Mac: Oh crap!
Snake: I guess not.
Mac: *hears a falling bomb shell* What's that noise?
Snake: Bomb! Move!
Snake grabs Little Mac and pushes him under a table, followed by Snake and a confused Nintendog (Duke). The bomb fell onto the suvineer shop that was Little Mac and Nintendog's home. Little Mac is devistated and runs over to his destroyed home. The suvineer shop was no in ruin and was in a pile of stone.
Mac: NO!!! Why, why, whhhyy?!
Snake: Now do you see why we must leave? Besides that place was a dump anyways. Now come on!
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Chapter 13
A Galaxy's Amount of Problems
It was night time in the cloudy sky above the Smash World. A dark plump figure lay on a fireball shapped cloud. The figure awoke when it heard the sound of laughter off in space; that figure being our lovably red plummer Mario.
Mario: Ugh. Never a-knew-a Yoshi had such an arm-a. *remebers Yoshi and friends* Oh a-no! I got too go a-save everybody!
Mario runs to the edge of his cloud and begins to jump off, but turns around and lands back on his fireball shapped cloud. He pears over the edge and looks down to see his road to the Smash World would be a fatal drop.
Mario: You-a know, maybe I should just take-a another route.
Mario looked beyond his cloud to an ironic path of clouds going higher and higher into the sky. Though Mario wanted to go down rather up, he couriously went on the path into the higher bits of his atmosphere. Mario casually hopped from cloud to cloud giving off an occasional "WOOPEEE" every once in a while. The path of white clouds ended adn waiting for the red plummer was Rosalina and her Lumas.
Mario: Now I'm-a seeing things.
Luma: No your not!
Mario: Hey, you guys-a woke me up-a!
Rosalina: We had to Mario. Listen, there is a reason you are here...
Mario: Yoshi tossed me-a up here, and then I-a clumsily hopped up here-a.
Rosalina: Your special one and friends are in trouble Mario.
Mario: WHAT? Peach is in trouble-a! Where?
Rosalina: You must listen first. There is a new evil lurking about...
Mario: No it's that creepy-a blue guy......neva really learned his uh name-a.
Rosalina: There are others working for him now. Bowser Jr. is on the hunt for your friends, plus Bowser is going to help out.
Mario: BWAHAHAHAH! Bowser was a clueless fool-a! He have no idea.
Rosalina: He is starting to get a clue Mario.
Mario: A clue that he's-a failure. HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Rosalina: *eye twitches* Maybe even some of your rivals could be helping.
Mario: Every-a-body hates-a Wario, and Waluigi.................I have a no idea where he is uh.
Rosalina: LOOK MARIO!....Sorry lost my cool there. Look, Mario, you must take this seriously.....you don't have an unlimited amount of lives like you did in Galaxy. You must....
Mario: I don't a get you-a Rosalina. You always say "you must do this, must do that, must, must, must!" Get some new dialouge, or better yet-a.....do it your-a-self-a!
Rosalina: Ok, enough of this, Lumas, please send Mario on his way. I have to go.......read a book or something!
Luma: Yes mama!
Two lumas pushed Mario over to a Star Cannon. Mario tries to get away but is pushed right to it. He tires to spin away, but stupidly get's launched from the Star Cannon. The Star Cannon sends Mario on a high speed journey to the hard ground below. As Mario is sent back to the Smash World he screams in a high pitch tone, knowing that he'll have to start saving the world yet again.
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Chapter 14
Gestures of Unknowing to Others
The Ancient Minister stood silently on the crest of a hill near enough to see the comotion going on near the Stadium bomb Subspace enterance, with the retell from Lucario to Bowser and the Star Wolf team collecting their trophies. This bored the Minister and he soon dozed off. As he was in his slumber he dreamed about Tabbu's plan of having all the villains being sent to find the smashers and them being turned into trophies one-by-one. He foresaw a massive battle too, but with forces unknown. Before he could dig any deeper in his dream he felt some poking at his eyes. He opened them with a yawn as he saw the Star Wolf trio standing by with trophies.
Leon: We have the trophies you wanted.
AM: Good, you can just put them down here and I'll take them.
Panther: What about our pay?
AM: Oh right, well let's see what you got and I'll determine a payment.
Wolf: Wait, are you saying some of these hard earned trophies all have different prices.
Panther: Which means you could pay us more for some....
Leon: And cheap for others.
AM: It's a combination of things like toughness to catch them. I mean take Peach for example, she's easier to catch then Sonic because Sonic's really fast, but just tell me what you got.
Wolf: We've got angel boy Pit, one handed slasher Ike.
Leon: The Orange annoyance Charazard, the turtle disgrace Squirtle, the plant reptile Ivysaur, and the little Trainer.
Panther: Ninja like Sheik *mumbles*, pink puff ball Kirby, 2-D Game & Watch.
Leon: Then there's the large monkey DK and his friend the dinosaur-dragon-reptile-monkey Yoshi.
AM: Monkey?
Leon: Yeah, he's a disgrace to reptiles and I hate his annoying "YOSHI, YOSHI!" all the time, but he does have a craving for bananas so I consider him a monkey; that way he isn't classified with me.
Panther: Then he'd be a mammal and he'd be stuck with us, and I'd die if that happened.
Wolf: Last but not least my biggest catch, ace pilot Falco Lombardii.
AM: Twelve trophies, not a bad number; most valuable being DK and Kirby, but least valuable being solo Trainer.
Leon: So what's our pay?
AM: Yeah, do 10,000 coins sound good to you or is it a little low?
Leon: *tongue droops out of mouth* That'll do.
AM: Okay, let me get some Primid here to carry the trophies and deliver your payment.
As the Minister calls over to some Primid and Troflown to help left the trophies and give them the 10,000 coins the Star Wolf team huddles up with big eyes and excited faces.
Wolf: Haha! We'll be swimming in dough after this.
Leon: This is our biggest prize ever!
Panther: All of the chicks will want to go out with this rich cat!
AM: Alright, we have your payment ready to be given, but, do you want to go double or nothing? No better yet, do this job and you'll coin reward will increase ten fold!
Leon nearly fainted at the sound of that but Panther caught him and stood him back up. The three talked it over in the circle.
Panther: I don't know about this.
Leon: Come on Panther! One hundred thousand coins!
Panther: I smell a trap, and Panthers know their traps.
Wolf: Well Panther, I have a much better nose then you and I smell nothing. Look at it this way, every single woman will fall madly in love with you with all that money. We'll be able to start up that band we always wanted too.
Panther: Now that you put it that way. We'll do it!
Wolf: What do we have to do?
AM: All you have to do is capture one smasher....................Nintendog.
Leon: You’re kidding?
AM: Nope.
Leon: Works for me.
AM: Then I'll be seeing you three with my prize later.
The three Star Wolf members left in a flash as they pilled into their Wolfens, ready to hunt down Nintendog. The Minister watched them leave and, when they left he told the Primid and Troflowns to put the trophies in a weird building. Fearing their incompetence he followed them in case the dumb Primid dropped a trophy and never picked it back up. As the went down the hill and slid or walked closer to the building the Ancient Minister began to see a dark shape near the building laying on the ground; the Minister ordered two R.O.Bs rolling by to restrain the figure. When the ROBs were picking up the creature its hands clanked together making a wood banging noise.
AM: Thought you could get away huh Geno?
The ROBs carried away the unconscious Geno into the building with the Primid and Troflown. The Minister turned around and saw Tabbu standing over him. Tabbu looked as if he changed very little from his defeat from the smashers.......from the outside.
Tabbu: I stopped him before he could escape; the fool. How many trophies did the attack gather?
AM: They collected twelve trophies.
Tabbu: Hmm, a suspect amount. I figured the two wouldn't get them all. A good start nevertheless.
AM: Hey can I take this costume off now? It itches all over, even on me feet.
Tabbu: You did some good work out there, so you may talk it off son.
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This ends this set of chapters; I'll have another set up soon.
smashbro ~~~ Authority: 20 ~~~ Combat: 10
(why does Yoshi have monkey senses?)
