Post by Kalrad (THE MUFFIN!!!) on Jan 15, 2008 4:38:57 GMT -5
(Previously: Kalrad, the mysterious martial artist of Izlir confronted the prisoners of Grondorvan. Last we left Link, he had just learned of swordsmen that were converging on his location.)
Link was sweating as he weaved between the red and black armored swordsmen, his sword sliding through the soft flesh of some of their necks or waists. The swords of the upcoming and previous enemies were dancing off of his shield. Kirby had eaten one of the swordsmen, became Sword Kirby and was now jumping from opponent to opponent, slicing at exposed flesh. King Dee Dee Dee brandished his hammer, crushing many-a-warriors under his mighty swings.
After what seemed like an endless stream of enemies, the three fighters came to a large circular break in the enemy formation. Accompanying them in the circle was a large green skinned warrior with an axe strapped to his back and a limp body in each hand.
"You should keep better track of your rats." The large fighter threw the bodies towards Link, where they came to a halt at his feet. Link stared in horror as he identified the bodies as Roy and Marth. Roy had taken a blow to the side of the face that caused his skull to collapse and Marth had suffered a massive hacking, probably from the axe on the green man's back.
"To do this... there is no way you are human." Link readied his sword and shield, Kirby brandished his sword off to his side and King Dee Dee Dee held his hammer high above his head.
"Actually, I am a rare human race known as a Lofig. Lofigs are basically humans with animal abilities, mine are wolf speed and ox strength." The warrior pulled the axe from it's back straps as he spoke. "By the way, where I come from, it's mandatory that you know the name of your opponent. My name is Gredlor." Without warning Gredlor charged Link and swung the massive axe in a downward motion.
"Great, because how I was raised, I would need to know your name for the tombstone." Link dodged the axe and shot his sword forward towards Gredlor's chest. With amazing speed, Gredlor parried the attack with the side of his axe. Kirby jumped over Link's head and delivered a kick to Gredlor's face, sending him flying backwards. King Dee Dee Dee, who had jumped into the air moments before Kirby kicked Gredlor, fell from the sky and body slammed the green beast into the ground.
"I will not fall that easily." King Dee Dee Dee flew into the sky, screaming like a little girl, then received a hit from Gredlor's axe to the neck. The axe carried through from it's connection and burried itself into King Dee's neck, semi-beheading him. Gredlor ripped the limp body of the fat wanna-be king from his axe and stood staring at Link with a malicious smirk. "One thing about promising that my name will be on a tombstone, I won't be going alone."
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(Previously: Link discovered that Gredlor had killed Marth and Roy, then he killed King Dee Dee Dee. Let's see how Wario and friends are faring against Kalrad.)
"You are a formidable foe, but I'm still going to kick your..." Before Wario could finish his sentence Kalrad threw a punch at his face. Wario dodged and punched Kalrad in the stomach, sending him sliding back a few feet. Kalrad coughed and spat out a little blood, then renewed his charge on Wario.
"What the hell was that?" Ike stood up, feeling very weak. He tried to look around, but everything was blurred and his legs felt like they were going to give out on him. Kalrad pulled his arm back in a punch, then his face went from sinister to surprised.
Try as you might, you can not move. Kalrad slowly began to turn, against his will until the being responsible for his immobility came into view. Floating inches above the ground, not to far away was a rat-like creature with purple spots on it's body. I don't really have an agenda towards god or evil, but since it was your people who captured me, I'll be more than happy to pay you back
Everyone could hear the creature's voice echoing in their heads, and it seemed as if it didn't have a mouth. Kalrad, you should already know my name, but for the clueless group that you were attacking, my name is Mewtwo. Wario flipped Mewtwo off and Mewtwo began laughing. Mewtwo pointed a rounded finger at Kalrad, then with fluid motion, quickly pointed to the western wall.
"AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!" Kalrad few into the western wall and was buried into it far enough to seem to have vanished. Mewtwo floated over to the newly formed hole and feld a hand, palm up in front of him. A small black ball formed a few inches above his hand that slowly grew until it was the size of a human head. Mewtwo let the ball fall into his palm, then pointed his palm towards the hole, then let the ball fly at amazing speed towards the fighter inside of it.
"Maybe you should worry less about revenge and more about your life." Mewtwo froze as he slowly spun around to see Kalrad standing behind him, bleeding and hurt, but still able to fight.
Finally there is someone who poses a real fight.
Link was sweating as he weaved between the red and black armored swordsmen, his sword sliding through the soft flesh of some of their necks or waists. The swords of the upcoming and previous enemies were dancing off of his shield. Kirby had eaten one of the swordsmen, became Sword Kirby and was now jumping from opponent to opponent, slicing at exposed flesh. King Dee Dee Dee brandished his hammer, crushing many-a-warriors under his mighty swings.
After what seemed like an endless stream of enemies, the three fighters came to a large circular break in the enemy formation. Accompanying them in the circle was a large green skinned warrior with an axe strapped to his back and a limp body in each hand.
"You should keep better track of your rats." The large fighter threw the bodies towards Link, where they came to a halt at his feet. Link stared in horror as he identified the bodies as Roy and Marth. Roy had taken a blow to the side of the face that caused his skull to collapse and Marth had suffered a massive hacking, probably from the axe on the green man's back.
"To do this... there is no way you are human." Link readied his sword and shield, Kirby brandished his sword off to his side and King Dee Dee Dee held his hammer high above his head.
"Actually, I am a rare human race known as a Lofig. Lofigs are basically humans with animal abilities, mine are wolf speed and ox strength." The warrior pulled the axe from it's back straps as he spoke. "By the way, where I come from, it's mandatory that you know the name of your opponent. My name is Gredlor." Without warning Gredlor charged Link and swung the massive axe in a downward motion.
"Great, because how I was raised, I would need to know your name for the tombstone." Link dodged the axe and shot his sword forward towards Gredlor's chest. With amazing speed, Gredlor parried the attack with the side of his axe. Kirby jumped over Link's head and delivered a kick to Gredlor's face, sending him flying backwards. King Dee Dee Dee, who had jumped into the air moments before Kirby kicked Gredlor, fell from the sky and body slammed the green beast into the ground.
"I will not fall that easily." King Dee Dee Dee flew into the sky, screaming like a little girl, then received a hit from Gredlor's axe to the neck. The axe carried through from it's connection and burried itself into King Dee's neck, semi-beheading him. Gredlor ripped the limp body of the fat wanna-be king from his axe and stood staring at Link with a malicious smirk. "One thing about promising that my name will be on a tombstone, I won't be going alone."
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(Previously: Link discovered that Gredlor had killed Marth and Roy, then he killed King Dee Dee Dee. Let's see how Wario and friends are faring against Kalrad.)
"You are a formidable foe, but I'm still going to kick your..." Before Wario could finish his sentence Kalrad threw a punch at his face. Wario dodged and punched Kalrad in the stomach, sending him sliding back a few feet. Kalrad coughed and spat out a little blood, then renewed his charge on Wario.
"What the hell was that?" Ike stood up, feeling very weak. He tried to look around, but everything was blurred and his legs felt like they were going to give out on him. Kalrad pulled his arm back in a punch, then his face went from sinister to surprised.
Try as you might, you can not move. Kalrad slowly began to turn, against his will until the being responsible for his immobility came into view. Floating inches above the ground, not to far away was a rat-like creature with purple spots on it's body. I don't really have an agenda towards god or evil, but since it was your people who captured me, I'll be more than happy to pay you back
Everyone could hear the creature's voice echoing in their heads, and it seemed as if it didn't have a mouth. Kalrad, you should already know my name, but for the clueless group that you were attacking, my name is Mewtwo. Wario flipped Mewtwo off and Mewtwo began laughing. Mewtwo pointed a rounded finger at Kalrad, then with fluid motion, quickly pointed to the western wall.
"AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!" Kalrad few into the western wall and was buried into it far enough to seem to have vanished. Mewtwo floated over to the newly formed hole and feld a hand, palm up in front of him. A small black ball formed a few inches above his hand that slowly grew until it was the size of a human head. Mewtwo let the ball fall into his palm, then pointed his palm towards the hole, then let the ball fly at amazing speed towards the fighter inside of it.
"Maybe you should worry less about revenge and more about your life." Mewtwo froze as he slowly spun around to see Kalrad standing behind him, bleeding and hurt, but still able to fight.
Finally there is someone who poses a real fight.
