Post by Bert on Jun 17, 2008 19:38:47 GMT -5
CHAPTER 1: THE STORY BEGINS
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It was another peaceful day in the Nintendo Universe. Mario and the others were celebrating over their victory from their battle with Tabuu at Peach’s castle. Everybody was having a good time, some more than others. Some were acting like total idiots, and some were acting civilized... horribly.
“So I says to the one guy”, Mario began while talking to Fox and King Dedede, “I says, ‘you either give meh the money or I cut you!’”. They all laughed.
Meta Knight, Samus, and Snake were all watching TV. Snake went to try and snatch the remote from Meta, but the blue puffball merely moved the remote and said “NO! BAD SNAKE! BAD! MINE!”.
Snake, bored out of his mind, finally noticed that Samus was beside him, and stared longingly at her, to the point where she finally got up and left.
“I don’t get chicks, dude,” Snake said to Meta. “I mean, they’re all the same.”
Meta Knight was barely even paying attention, and merely said, “That’s amazing, yet for some reason, I really don’t care.” He was too busy watching TV.
Ganondorf, Bowser, and Wario weren’t at the party for obvious reasons. They were still in shock as to how the Ruler of Subspace could lose.
Fox, Lucas, and Link were all playing a game of “Dizzy, dizzy, drunk man”, a game where you place your forehead on the bottom of a baseball bat, place the bat on the ground, and spin around. After spinning, they had to try and walk without falling over. Fox decided to try, but failed miserably and fell down the stairs.
“HOLY JEBUS!” Sonic blared, while holding a cup of Coke. “It’s a dead animal! AAAAAAHAaaaahahaha!”
Nobody could tell whether or not Sonic was drunk or just being flat out stupid, but either way, Fox got up and facepalmed him.
Falco, Zelda, and Luigi were in the basement playing Poker.
“My two sevens beat your fives,” Falco said.
“You’re a horrible liar,” Zelda replied. “You only have three ones and a Joker.”
“I DECLARE SPARTAAAAA! She can use her phychic powers to figure out what our cards are!”
“First of all, I’d-a like to point out you-a said ‘psychic’ wrong. Second of-a all, this isn’t Sparta, this is MADNESS!”
“Wait... let’s try that again,” Zelda said.
Ganondorf was standing a good 100 meters away from the castle, on the top of a hill.
“Heh,” he said to himself, “Well, now we know their hiding spot. This is going to be easier than I thought. Right, Black Shadow?”
Someone wearing a black body suit, a purple cape, and devil horns stepped beside Ganondorf.
“Right, Ganon. We should return to our master and tell him of our discovery.”
And with that, Ganondorf and Black Shadow left.
As they returned to the Colfux Point, they noticed a purple dragon fighting someone in a blue leotard with spiky yellow hair. No doubt this was Knuckle Joe going up against Spyro the Dragon.
“Peh, look at that. A child wasting his energy on a dragon. It makes me laugh,” Ganondorf said.
Spyro noticed Black Shadow and Ganondorf.
“Hey, who are those two?” He asked.
“Evil Santa Claus and a really gay gymnast?”
“Wait... isn’t that Ganondorf? With the red hair?”
”Yeah... it looks like him,” Knuckle Joe replied.
Ganondorf turned away and continued towards the Colfux point, and Black Shadow followed. When they finally reached it, their bodies began to digitize and disappear.
“Whoa,” Knuckle Joe said. “That was cool.”
“Yeah...” Spyro replied. “But they’re obviously evil.”
“Anybody who can teleport away like that is evil, duh,” Knuckle Joe smugly replied.
BLAM!
”YoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kirby was sent flying out of the castle for some reason and landed in front of Joe and Spyro.
“Poyo?”
“Uh... hi!” Spyro said. “My name’s Spyro. And you are?”
“Poyo?”
“Yeah. OK.”
“That’s not his actual name, Spyro. His real name is Kirby, he just can’t talk yet.”
“I can talk you half-brained twit,” Kirby said.
“Whoa, hey! That was mean!” Spyro said.
“Poyo!”
It wasn’t actually Kirby who said that, it was King Dedede. The two then returned back to the castle, and Spyro and Joe continued to fight. When they returned, Dedede told Mario what he saw.
“Ahem... everyone, may I have your attention please?” Mario said, but nobody heard him. “Uh... guys?”
Everybody continued on with the party.
“Grrrr... PIE IS EXACTLY 3!!!” He blurted.
Everybody gasped and looked at him.
“Well, I’m sorry it had to come to that, but I need to inform you all about something.”
Everybody gathered around to hear what Mario had to say.
“I have just been informed that two.... beings, have been spotted outside the castle. Their names are Knuckle Joe and Spyro the Dragon.”
“Wait, wait, wait! Did you say Spyro ‘THE DRAGON’?” Sonic asked.
“Erm... yes, why?”
“He... that son of a chicken! He stole my name!”
”Calm down Sonic, he’s from a completely different series than you are. Now, they are outside the castle, a few hundred meters away. However, this does not mean they are not dangerous. I am sending both Captain Falcon and Link out there to deal with them...simply because they look bored out of their minds.”
“FINALLY you acknowledge we exist!” Link said.
“Yeah, now get out there! GOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO!”
“SIR YESSIR!” Captain Falcon said, and they both dashed out the door.
“Now, while we wait for them to return, I want you all to be on your guard.”
“Aren’t we taking this a little too seriously?” Meta Knight asked. “Knuckle Joe is a good guy, I can tell you that much. Spyro, however, I know nothing about.”
“Meta Knight’s opinion is relevant to my interests,” Lucario said.
“That’s nice, Lucario. Now, Link and Captain Falcon should be dealing with Spyro and Joe right about now. We will wait for them to return. Until they do, go back to what you were doing.”
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Link and Captain Falcon finally arrived at the spot where Spyro and Knuckle Joe were fighting each other.
“Hey, who’s that?” Joe asked when he noticed the duo.
“I know one of them is Link, the other... I’m not sure.”
“FALCON... PUUUUANCH!”
“Yep... there we go... the guy in the purple suit is Captain Falcon,” Spyro said.
“So, anyway, what do you two want?” Knuckle Joe asked.
“Uh... we were just walking along and noticed you two fighting each other,” Captain Falcon said.
“Yeeeeaah... I doubt that sincerely. I saw you two come out of the castle over there,” Spyro replied.
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Ganondorf and Black Shadow returned from their trip through the Colfux point. When they returned, they found themselves in a dark room which hadn’t been cleaned in years.
A voice asked, “Did you find them?”
“Yes we did, master. They are in Princess Peach’s castle, partying,” Ganondorf replied.
“Good,” said the voice. “Now we attack.”
“Now?” Black Shadow asked. “But isn’t it a little early to consider blasting them?”
“No, Black Shadow. We attack them now. We can defeat them a lot quicker. We’ve waited forever to do this, and now is the time.”
“I guess you’re right. Sorry I questioned you.”
“Now, take the catapult over there and go through the Colfux point, and back to the castle. I will adjust it so you wind up at the very top of the hill so you do not have to walk. Do not disappoint me.”
“We will not, master. You can guarantee it,” Ganondorf replied.
The two stood by the catapult, and a beam came on top of them and teleported them to the top of the grassy hill. On the spoon of the catapult was a massive rock.
“Ready?” Black Shadow asked.
“Ready,” Ganondorf replied. “One, two, THREE!”
Black Shadow pulled the string on the catapult and the spoon flew up, and sent the rock flying right into the castle. It hit the castle and destroyed about 75% of it.
“What was that?!” Captain Falcon asked when he heard the “BOOM!” from the rock.
“I dunno! But the castle! It’s... gone!”
Link and Captain Falcon, along with Knuckle Joe and Spyro, ran to the castle to see if everyone was alright. Everybody had managed to escape unharmed.
“Now-a who caused that?” Luigi asked.
“I bet if you look to your left you’ll find the answer,” Popo said.
Everybody looked over to the grassy hill, and saw Ganondorf and Black Shadow heading back to the Colfux Point.
“They’re getting away!” Peach said. “Shouldn’t somebody go after them?!”
“I’m on it!” Sonic replied. And with that, he dashed off, towards Black Shadow and Ganondorf.
Vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
“Hm?” Ganondorf said. He could hear Sonic running behind him. He pulled out his sword, and when the blue hedgehog got close enough, he took a powerful swing and sent him flying back to the castle.
”WUHAAAAAAAAA!” Sonic yelled. “GUAF!” groaned when he landed on the ground.
“Are you okay?” Ness asked.
“Ugh.... yeah... for the most part... I am...”
“Why would anyone attack the castle?” Falco asked. “What’s their motivation to do something so random and senseless?”
“I’m-a not sure,” Mario said. “But whoever it was is going-a to pay!”
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It was another peaceful day in the Nintendo Universe. Mario and the others were celebrating over their victory from their battle with Tabuu at Peach’s castle. Everybody was having a good time, some more than others. Some were acting like total idiots, and some were acting civilized... horribly.
“So I says to the one guy”, Mario began while talking to Fox and King Dedede, “I says, ‘you either give meh the money or I cut you!’”. They all laughed.
Meta Knight, Samus, and Snake were all watching TV. Snake went to try and snatch the remote from Meta, but the blue puffball merely moved the remote and said “NO! BAD SNAKE! BAD! MINE!”.
Snake, bored out of his mind, finally noticed that Samus was beside him, and stared longingly at her, to the point where she finally got up and left.
“I don’t get chicks, dude,” Snake said to Meta. “I mean, they’re all the same.”
Meta Knight was barely even paying attention, and merely said, “That’s amazing, yet for some reason, I really don’t care.” He was too busy watching TV.
Ganondorf, Bowser, and Wario weren’t at the party for obvious reasons. They were still in shock as to how the Ruler of Subspace could lose.
Fox, Lucas, and Link were all playing a game of “Dizzy, dizzy, drunk man”, a game where you place your forehead on the bottom of a baseball bat, place the bat on the ground, and spin around. After spinning, they had to try and walk without falling over. Fox decided to try, but failed miserably and fell down the stairs.
“HOLY JEBUS!” Sonic blared, while holding a cup of Coke. “It’s a dead animal! AAAAAAHAaaaahahaha!”
Nobody could tell whether or not Sonic was drunk or just being flat out stupid, but either way, Fox got up and facepalmed him.
Falco, Zelda, and Luigi were in the basement playing Poker.
“My two sevens beat your fives,” Falco said.
“You’re a horrible liar,” Zelda replied. “You only have three ones and a Joker.”
“I DECLARE SPARTAAAAA! She can use her phychic powers to figure out what our cards are!”
“First of all, I’d-a like to point out you-a said ‘psychic’ wrong. Second of-a all, this isn’t Sparta, this is MADNESS!”
“Wait... let’s try that again,” Zelda said.
Ganondorf was standing a good 100 meters away from the castle, on the top of a hill.
“Heh,” he said to himself, “Well, now we know their hiding spot. This is going to be easier than I thought. Right, Black Shadow?”
Someone wearing a black body suit, a purple cape, and devil horns stepped beside Ganondorf.
“Right, Ganon. We should return to our master and tell him of our discovery.”
And with that, Ganondorf and Black Shadow left.
As they returned to the Colfux Point, they noticed a purple dragon fighting someone in a blue leotard with spiky yellow hair. No doubt this was Knuckle Joe going up against Spyro the Dragon.
“Peh, look at that. A child wasting his energy on a dragon. It makes me laugh,” Ganondorf said.
Spyro noticed Black Shadow and Ganondorf.
“Hey, who are those two?” He asked.
“Evil Santa Claus and a really gay gymnast?”
“Wait... isn’t that Ganondorf? With the red hair?”
”Yeah... it looks like him,” Knuckle Joe replied.
Ganondorf turned away and continued towards the Colfux point, and Black Shadow followed. When they finally reached it, their bodies began to digitize and disappear.
“Whoa,” Knuckle Joe said. “That was cool.”
“Yeah...” Spyro replied. “But they’re obviously evil.”
“Anybody who can teleport away like that is evil, duh,” Knuckle Joe smugly replied.
BLAM!
”YoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kirby was sent flying out of the castle for some reason and landed in front of Joe and Spyro.
“Poyo?”
“Uh... hi!” Spyro said. “My name’s Spyro. And you are?”
“Poyo?”
“Yeah. OK.”
“That’s not his actual name, Spyro. His real name is Kirby, he just can’t talk yet.”
“I can talk you half-brained twit,” Kirby said.
“Whoa, hey! That was mean!” Spyro said.
“Poyo!”
It wasn’t actually Kirby who said that, it was King Dedede. The two then returned back to the castle, and Spyro and Joe continued to fight. When they returned, Dedede told Mario what he saw.
“Ahem... everyone, may I have your attention please?” Mario said, but nobody heard him. “Uh... guys?”
Everybody continued on with the party.
“Grrrr... PIE IS EXACTLY 3!!!” He blurted.
Everybody gasped and looked at him.
“Well, I’m sorry it had to come to that, but I need to inform you all about something.”
Everybody gathered around to hear what Mario had to say.
“I have just been informed that two.... beings, have been spotted outside the castle. Their names are Knuckle Joe and Spyro the Dragon.”
“Wait, wait, wait! Did you say Spyro ‘THE DRAGON’?” Sonic asked.
“Erm... yes, why?”
“He... that son of a chicken! He stole my name!”
”Calm down Sonic, he’s from a completely different series than you are. Now, they are outside the castle, a few hundred meters away. However, this does not mean they are not dangerous. I am sending both Captain Falcon and Link out there to deal with them...simply because they look bored out of their minds.”
“FINALLY you acknowledge we exist!” Link said.
“Yeah, now get out there! GOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO!”
“SIR YESSIR!” Captain Falcon said, and they both dashed out the door.
“Now, while we wait for them to return, I want you all to be on your guard.”
“Aren’t we taking this a little too seriously?” Meta Knight asked. “Knuckle Joe is a good guy, I can tell you that much. Spyro, however, I know nothing about.”
“Meta Knight’s opinion is relevant to my interests,” Lucario said.
“That’s nice, Lucario. Now, Link and Captain Falcon should be dealing with Spyro and Joe right about now. We will wait for them to return. Until they do, go back to what you were doing.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link and Captain Falcon finally arrived at the spot where Spyro and Knuckle Joe were fighting each other.
“Hey, who’s that?” Joe asked when he noticed the duo.
“I know one of them is Link, the other... I’m not sure.”
“FALCON... PUUUUANCH!”
“Yep... there we go... the guy in the purple suit is Captain Falcon,” Spyro said.
“So, anyway, what do you two want?” Knuckle Joe asked.
“Uh... we were just walking along and noticed you two fighting each other,” Captain Falcon said.
“Yeeeeaah... I doubt that sincerely. I saw you two come out of the castle over there,” Spyro replied.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ganondorf and Black Shadow returned from their trip through the Colfux point. When they returned, they found themselves in a dark room which hadn’t been cleaned in years.
A voice asked, “Did you find them?”
“Yes we did, master. They are in Princess Peach’s castle, partying,” Ganondorf replied.
“Good,” said the voice. “Now we attack.”
“Now?” Black Shadow asked. “But isn’t it a little early to consider blasting them?”
“No, Black Shadow. We attack them now. We can defeat them a lot quicker. We’ve waited forever to do this, and now is the time.”
“I guess you’re right. Sorry I questioned you.”
“Now, take the catapult over there and go through the Colfux point, and back to the castle. I will adjust it so you wind up at the very top of the hill so you do not have to walk. Do not disappoint me.”
“We will not, master. You can guarantee it,” Ganondorf replied.
The two stood by the catapult, and a beam came on top of them and teleported them to the top of the grassy hill. On the spoon of the catapult was a massive rock.
“Ready?” Black Shadow asked.
“Ready,” Ganondorf replied. “One, two, THREE!”
Black Shadow pulled the string on the catapult and the spoon flew up, and sent the rock flying right into the castle. It hit the castle and destroyed about 75% of it.
“What was that?!” Captain Falcon asked when he heard the “BOOM!” from the rock.
“I dunno! But the castle! It’s... gone!”
Link and Captain Falcon, along with Knuckle Joe and Spyro, ran to the castle to see if everyone was alright. Everybody had managed to escape unharmed.
“Now-a who caused that?” Luigi asked.
“I bet if you look to your left you’ll find the answer,” Popo said.
Everybody looked over to the grassy hill, and saw Ganondorf and Black Shadow heading back to the Colfux Point.
“They’re getting away!” Peach said. “Shouldn’t somebody go after them?!”
“I’m on it!” Sonic replied. And with that, he dashed off, towards Black Shadow and Ganondorf.
Vreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
“Hm?” Ganondorf said. He could hear Sonic running behind him. He pulled out his sword, and when the blue hedgehog got close enough, he took a powerful swing and sent him flying back to the castle.
”WUHAAAAAAAAA!” Sonic yelled. “GUAF!” groaned when he landed on the ground.
“Are you okay?” Ness asked.
“Ugh.... yeah... for the most part... I am...”
“Why would anyone attack the castle?” Falco asked. “What’s their motivation to do something so random and senseless?”
“I’m-a not sure,” Mario said. “But whoever it was is going-a to pay!”
