Post by Bert on Mar 29, 2008 19:54:13 GMT -5
*Based off the SSE storyline in Brawl*
Note: I totally didn't think this through at all. I just made it up as I went along. This is NOT meant to be relevant to anything. It probably isn't funny, either.
WARNING: SOME LANGUAGE
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PART 1: The Adventure Begins
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*In the battlefield at the beginning of the SSE...*
Announcer dude 1: Hey, did you get the fighters?
Announcer dude 2: Better! I got TROPHIES of the fighters!
AD1: You moron, you were supposed to get the ACTUAL people, not friggin TROPHIES!
AD2: Well, what should we do?
AD1: Just chuck them down onto the arena. They'll come alive for no apparent reason.
AD2: OKEY DOKEY! *Chucks the trophies onto the arena. Mario and Kirby both turn into actual fighters. The crowd cheers for the coming fight, and Zelda and Peach are amongst the crowd*
Mario: Alright Kirby, you ready?
Kirby: I'm ready!
Mario: I challenge you..TO A GAME OF "GO FISH"!!
*Several moments later...*
Mario: Got any 3s?
Kirby: Go fish.
Mario: This is stupid. Why are we playing with cards when we could be beating the crap out of each other for no apparent reason, and let these people watch?
Kirby: Good idea! *Smacks Mario with his hammer*
AD1: KIRBY WINS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WASTED 2 HOURS PLAYING "GO FISH"!!
*Kirby and Mario shake hands. The sky becomes eerie as red clouds cover the lush blue sky. a few dozen black dots fall to the ground*
Mario: O NOEZ! We're being invaded by dots! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*The black dots turn into some strange creature, and there's several of them on the arena. Zelda and Peach go over to help*
Kirby: Well, what should we do now?
Mario: We shall...CHALLENGE THEM TO A GAME OF "GO FISH"!!
Kirby: Or we could just beat them up, too.
Mario: Buzzkiller.
*Mario, Kirby, Peach, and Zelda beat up and kill the creatures composed of black dots*
Mario: Yay! We beat them! I feel special now.
*Something floats down from the sky. It has a green hat type thing, and a robe which is also green. It has big, yellow eyes. It is floating on a platform, and under that platform is a bomb. It drops the bomb onto the arena, and two robot things come out, stick their arms into slots, and open the bomb, which reveals a timer inside. Mario goes to stop the timer, but a large "BOOM!" is heard*
Mario: WTF was that?
*A canonball is heading right towards him. Mario gets beaned by the canonball and goes flying. Peach screams in the background, Kirby turns around, only to find that they have been taken captive by Petey Pirannah*
Kirby: S**T!
*A fire flower drops from the sky for no apparent reason*
Kirby: Hmm...
*Kirby picks up the fire flower and shoots it at Petey, who starts slamming the cages on the ground. Zelda's eventually breaks, and the two ride a warpstar out of the arena, only seconds before it is engulfed by a black and purple void*
Zelda: Wow... that was unusual.
Note: I totally didn't think this through at all. I just made it up as I went along. This is NOT meant to be relevant to anything. It probably isn't funny, either.
WARNING: SOME LANGUAGE
-----------
PART 1: The Adventure Begins
----------
*In the battlefield at the beginning of the SSE...*
Announcer dude 1: Hey, did you get the fighters?
Announcer dude 2: Better! I got TROPHIES of the fighters!
AD1: You moron, you were supposed to get the ACTUAL people, not friggin TROPHIES!
AD2: Well, what should we do?
AD1: Just chuck them down onto the arena. They'll come alive for no apparent reason.
AD2: OKEY DOKEY! *Chucks the trophies onto the arena. Mario and Kirby both turn into actual fighters. The crowd cheers for the coming fight, and Zelda and Peach are amongst the crowd*
Mario: Alright Kirby, you ready?
Kirby: I'm ready!
Mario: I challenge you..TO A GAME OF "GO FISH"!!
*Several moments later...*
Mario: Got any 3s?
Kirby: Go fish.
Mario: This is stupid. Why are we playing with cards when we could be beating the crap out of each other for no apparent reason, and let these people watch?
Kirby: Good idea! *Smacks Mario with his hammer*
AD1: KIRBY WINS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WASTED 2 HOURS PLAYING "GO FISH"!!
*Kirby and Mario shake hands. The sky becomes eerie as red clouds cover the lush blue sky. a few dozen black dots fall to the ground*
Mario: O NOEZ! We're being invaded by dots! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*The black dots turn into some strange creature, and there's several of them on the arena. Zelda and Peach go over to help*
Kirby: Well, what should we do now?
Mario: We shall...CHALLENGE THEM TO A GAME OF "GO FISH"!!
Kirby: Or we could just beat them up, too.
Mario: Buzzkiller.
*Mario, Kirby, Peach, and Zelda beat up and kill the creatures composed of black dots*
Mario: Yay! We beat them! I feel special now.
*Something floats down from the sky. It has a green hat type thing, and a robe which is also green. It has big, yellow eyes. It is floating on a platform, and under that platform is a bomb. It drops the bomb onto the arena, and two robot things come out, stick their arms into slots, and open the bomb, which reveals a timer inside. Mario goes to stop the timer, but a large "BOOM!" is heard*
Mario: WTF was that?
*A canonball is heading right towards him. Mario gets beaned by the canonball and goes flying. Peach screams in the background, Kirby turns around, only to find that they have been taken captive by Petey Pirannah*
Kirby: S**T!
*A fire flower drops from the sky for no apparent reason*
Kirby: Hmm...
*Kirby picks up the fire flower and shoots it at Petey, who starts slamming the cages on the ground. Zelda's eventually breaks, and the two ride a warpstar out of the arena, only seconds before it is engulfed by a black and purple void*
Zelda: Wow... that was unusual.
