Dark Age Chapter 4: Mario Kart Speical

[Kart Brawla]

Well since Mario Kart Wii released today in North America, I'm doing a MARIO Kart Wii special! Featuring alot of Mario Kart Wii Elements, even speical Guest Appearences! Make sure you read this special chapter of Dark Age!

{THEME MUSIC}

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFhbifQF9d4

No wait wrong theme song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIwRHm9I3jE

Oh come on Wrong one again!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZd1Js0QaOI

{THEME MUSIC END}

From the last chapter......

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fox: "Oh no!"

Mario: "Oh no!"

Peach: "Oh no!"

CF: "Oh no!"

Falco: "Oh no!"

Krystal: "Oh no!"

Toad: "Oh no!"

Toadette: "Oh no!"

Kool-Aid Man: "Oh ya! Wait uh I think this is the wrong story. Uh yep! Sorry about that."

Dark Age Chapter 4 Mario Kart Speical:

Krystal: "WTF? Why did the Kool-Aid Man Appear?"

CF: "I don't know. The narrator was being random."

Mario: "Hyprocrit. You just said that you don't know and then you said that the narrator was being random."

CF: "Shut Up."

Peach: "This sucks! I could have been home, playing Mario Kart Wii on my 65" plasma HDTV that Mario stole."

Toad: "Nobody cares about your needs."

Peach: "Shut up."

Mario: "Ya peach, Shut Up."

A huge monster was right in front of them! It was a GIANT GOOMBA!

Krystal: "Oh no a giant goomba!"

Mario turned around. He saw a giant goomba.

Mario: "If I jump at a 35 degree angle jump and jump on a y a and b vertical axis then I could get a hammer and hit its head."

Note, I do not know what he just said and made that whole thing up. In English it means that there is a wall right next to him and he is going to wall jump, and hit it with the hammer.

Kyrstal: "NOW you chose to be smart Mario! Thanks for the translation narrator!"

Anyways Mario picked up a hammer on the ground and did exactly what I said. And destroyed the Goomba.

Fox: "Toad, would you like to join us in a mission to defeat EGM?"

Toad: "Ya I heard about it from Mario."

CF: "Let's go!"

Mario and Peach went in Fox's ship, CF, Krystal and Toad went in Falco's. And they were off! About 20 minutes later, they landed in Mario Kart City!

CF: "Mario Kart! Woohoo! I love racing!"

Falco: "Mario Kart is cool. Today Mario Kart Wii released in North America! Woohoo!"

Fox and Falco parked their ships in the underground parking space and everybody went back up through the elevator. They go through the entrance and they are about to go find seats when......

RYAN SEACREST APPEARED!

Ryan Seacrest: "Hey Mario, Peach, Fox, Falco, Captain Falcon and Toad! What's up?"

Peach: "OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! IT'S RYAN SEACREST! YOUR THE BEST! I'M A BIG FAN!"

*Ryan whispers to Toad and Mario* [she's so annoying]

Toad and Mario: [We know]

Falco: "Why are you here?"

Ryan: "I'm a big fan of Mario Kart. And I got an invitation to host the first Mario Kart race. Anyways CF, you'd better get in there, you really like racing."

CF: "I'm going to join the race right now! Bye everyone!"

Falco: "Maybe I should.... Nah!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5TN0Awrh4

Miley Cyrus, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson all come out of a limo!

Miley Cyrus: "What's up?"

Simon: "The arena could be better."

Randy: "This place is pretty good."

Paula: "I hate you, Simon."

Falco: "Oh wow! How much celebrity's are going to come here?"

Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet come out of a limo.

Trump, Bill and Warren: "Business Dudes!"

Akon, Kayne West, Soulja Boy, T- Pain, Usher, R Kelly, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z, Chris Brown, Lil Mama, Lil Wayne, Bow Wow and Beyonce all come out of a limo.

Mario : "Way more."

Jonas Brothers, Dylan and Cole Sprouse, Green Day, Daft Punk, Opera, and Dr.Phil come out of a limo.

Ryan: "That's all the celebrities that are coming here.

Peach: "What about Britney?"

Ryan: "She couldn't come."

Kayne West: Let's have a seat celebrities.

Then Kayne West, Soulja Boy, Akon, Rihanna, Jay-Z, Jonas Brothers, Alicia Keys and Akon and T-Pain all performed their hit singles.

Falco: "This is awesome."

Mario, Peach and Toad: "We have to be in the race, bye."

Ryan: "The race is going to start! 3 - 2- 1- GO!"

Ryan: "CF is in the lead! Mario is second, Peach is third, Rosalina is fourth and Toad is fifth! Bowser is coming tied with Toad! DK comes and throws a banana peel on the track! Bowser and Toad trips over it and allows DK to come in Fifth! Mario is in the lead! CF tries to catch up but is not succeding. He ends up tied up with Mario! Then a Giant Mushroom comes up! CF turns giant and races past Mario. Rosalina is now tied with Peach! She uses her Star Bits to grab on a pole and get ahead of Peach!"

Opera: "CF turns normal size! CF is first, Mario is second, Rosalina is third, Peach is fourth and DK is fifth! They are all heading towards a ramp! They all jump through the air and land on the bridge! Bowser finds a super speed item! He zooms past CF and Mario! Bowser is now first and CF and Mario are second! Through a turn, Toad manages to beat Peach and with another turn, manages to beat Rosalina! Toad is now in third! They are heading into a jungle! DK has an advantage here and ends up first!"

Dr. Phil: "They are now heading into a cave. "DK, Mario and Bowser are neck to neck for first! Peach and Rosalina are neck to neck for second, AND LOOK AT THIS! Sonic comes in third! Toad is in fourth and Wario and Yoshi come in fifth. It's the final lap! They are almost at the finish line, then WHAT'S THIS? CF comes in first, Mario in second, Bowser in third , Sonic in fourth and Rosalina is fifth! Congrats to everybody! Woot!"

The gang stayed until the tournament was over.

#1: CF
#2: Mario
#3: Sonic
#4: Bowser
#5: Rosalina

Falco: "Well, the tournament is over. We got to go now, and save the world!"

BOOM! AHHHHHHHH!

Crazy Hand appeared!

Fox: "Don't worry, me and Falco will handle this one."

Fox & Falco: "LANDMASTER!"

Two landmasters appeared. Fox and Falco spinned their landmasters into the middle of Crazy Hand then used a beam to finish it off.

CF: "Well now that their destroyed, come on, let's go!"

Mario: "How come you always say come on, lets go."

CF: "Shut up."

I don't have much questions except for....

Was that cool?

What will happen?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF DARK AGE!

[Bert]

OK, that was totally random. Nice!

[Kart Brawla]

Thanks. It's my longest chapter yet.

[Kart Brawla]

How come hardly anybody posts in my fan fics?

[Bert]

Because people have different tastes in stories.

[bobsnicket]

Give it time...

Wow...completely random and totally off the subject of your story, but what an exciting race! One thing, however, bothers me...

WHY COULDN'T BRITTNEY COME??? (jk)

[Kart Brawla]

I was thinking of posting quotes from the next chapter but nah..... Nobody would really care.

Thanks Bob. I'll try to give it more time.

[Kalrad (THE MUFFIN!!!)]

Dude, it's good, but a bit too... long for and full for a script style of writing. I thought it was funny, but I had a little trouble following it.

[Kart Brawla]

Ya but it's a speical. My next chapter will be shorter. I'll post Chapter 5 tommorrow.