Post by Bert on Sept 2, 2008 19:14:01 GMT -5
This here's my new fanfic, The Adventures of Pichu-Man! I've been meaning to post this for quite a while, since I made the first episode to be exact. Please note that this is more or less like a TV series, so none of the episodes really reference to the previous one(s).
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THE ADVENTURES OF PICHU-MAN: EPISODE 1
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It was a sunny day in PokéTown. The sun was shining, the Starly were singing... it was a perfect day.
The Pichu bros. lived near the back of PokéTown, so they always had a longer walk when going to the store.
Zak was the dumb one. He had no common sense whatsoever, and would often say things like “I think Mario will be in the next Smash Bros. game” or “I want school to only go to grade 12”. His brother, Spike, was smarter than him, and is the reason why 2+2 equals both 4 and 5.
Spike: Hey, check this out!
Zak: What? Did they say whether or not Mario is in SSB4 yet?
Spike: No! Watch this news report.
There, on the screen, was a Kricketot and a Cyndaquil, the news reporters.
Kricketot: This just in: I’m awesome.
Cyndaquil: Now to the real story: A Pidgeotto has been reportedly destroying farmer’s crops. In this video clip, we cam clearly see a Pidgeotto destroying the crops belonging to farmer Dude the Bidoof.
They played a video clip, where the silhouette of a Pidgeotto flew across the screen, and numerous plants/crops were cut him half.
Kricketot: And now to Mudkip with the weather.
Mudkip: ITSGONNARAIN!
Kricketot: Thanks Mudkip. And now this.
Spike turned off the TV.
Spike: So? What should we do? Obviously the cops won’t do anything. Pidgeotto are feared around these parts.
Zak: Hmm... This looks like a job for...
Zak ran over to a closet and opened it, only for everything inside to fall on him. He suddenly jumped out, wearing a blue mask and a blue cape.
Zak: PICHU-MAN!!!
Spike: Pichu-Man? You’re kidding, right?
Zak: A-nope! I am Pichu-Man, hero of PokéTown!
Spike: Since when?
Zak: Since now.
Spike: .......You’re an idiot.
Zak: And you’re retardedly challenged.
Spike made a confused expression, then shook it off.
Zak: You can help, if ya want.
Spike: Cool! Do I get a cool costume as well?
Zak: Sure why not?
Spike: *Sarcastically* Can I also have a superhero name that totally doesn’t reveal my true identity?
Zak: Sure! From this day forth, thou shall be-eth... Pichu-Lad!
Spike: Pichu-Lad? Pichu-Boy sounds better.
Zak: Okay! From this day forth, thou shall be-eth... Pichu-Boy!
Spike: Yay!
Zak: Now... what should we do first...?
Spike: Let’s head up to the roof and check to see if we can spot Pidgeotto destroying crops.
The Pichu Bros. headed outside and climbed up their house, onto the roof top. And because their house was on top of a giant hill, they could see the whole town.
Spike: Hey! Look there!
Spike tapped Zak’s shoulder, and pointed to his right. There, at Bidoof’s farm, was a Pidgeotto, destroying the crops.
Zak: OH MY GOD IS THAT A HO-OH?!
Spike: ..............You’re an idiot. C’mon, let’s go. This was YOUR idea, after all.
Zak: True... okay, let’s go.
Zak and Spike headed over to Bidoof’s farm, where the gusts from Pidgeotto’s wings were strong enough to knock them off their feet. Bidoof turned to them, desperate for help.
Bidoof: You MUST do something! If this keeps up, I won’t be able to feed my family! This Pidgeotto won’t stop! I have tried time and time again, but it will not stop! It destroys the crops, grabs some, and then flies away! I don’t know what to do!
Zak: Don’t worry; we’ll save your remaining crops!
Pidgeotto did a U-turn; it destroyed some more crops and headed right back for them, only instead, it flapped its wings and blew the Pichu Bros up into the air, onto a floating platform.
Zak: LOL FLOATING PLATFORM!
Spike: It’s not floating, it’s being held up by a bunch of Pidgey and Starly.
Zak: I see... I think I should eat some waffles...
Spike: DUCK!
Zak: Where?! WAAH!
Pidgeotto flew right above them, and did another U-turn, and landed on the flying platform. Its piercing eyes scared them both.
Pidgeotto: WHO DARES DISTURB ME!?
Spike: It’s a female.
Zak: O RLY?!
Pidgeotto: Yes, RLY. I am Pidgeotto!
Spike: Why have you been destroying the crops?!
Pidgeotto: That is for me to know and for you to never learn!
Pidgeotto readied the claws on its feet and lunged for them, and barely missed the Pichu Bros. She did this again and managed to grab Spike, and slammed him to the ground.
Spike: Gagh!
FYEW! FYEW! FYEW!
That was the sound of Zak using Quick Attack, and slammed into Pidgeotto.
Pidgeotto: Ahh!
Pidgeotto took to the air, and attacked from the left side (assuming that your left arm is on the... ah, forget it)
FWOOOOSH!
Pidgeotto flew over the platform, and nearly blew both Zak and Spike off. They managed to pull themselves back up.
Zak: O...kay.... this... is... tough...
Spike: That’s why it’s called “superhero”.
Pidgeotto: SUPERHERO? You two? Hahaha! That’s a joke, right?
Zak: Not really...
Spike: I am PICHU-BOY!!
Zak: And I am PICHU-MAN!!
Pidgeotto: And you’re BOTH giving me a headache! Time to end this!
Pidgeotto flew high into the air and dove really quickly at them. Pichu-Man and Pichu-Boy, with no other choice, both used Quick Attack, right at Pidgeotto.
BOOM!
That was the sound when the attacks collided.
Pidgeotto: GUAH!
The combined Quick Attacks from the Pichu Bros. overpowered Pidgeotto’s quick attack, and it was an evolved Pokémon.
Pidgeotto: PIDGEOT....TOOOOOO!
Pidgeotto fell to the dry surface of the floating platform. Afterwards, Zak and Spike noticed something they failed to see before: A nest, with baby Pidgies in it. They headed over to the nest, and saw that they were eating the wheat from farmer Bidoof’s farm.
Spike: You were destroying the crops to provide food for your babies...
Pidgeotto: Now you know the truth.
Zak: But... if you wanted to give them food.... there’s a berry tree not to far from the farm.
Pidgeotto: ......................There is?
Spike: Yep! C’mon, I’ll show ya!
Pidgeotto landed beside her babies and they all jumped on her back. Spike guided them to the berry tree, and climbed up it and shook a branch. Tons of Oran Berries fell off, and were gobbled up by the baby Pidgey. Spike jumped off the branch.
Zak: If you ever need food, just come to this tree. They grow back within 12 hours.
Pidgeotto: I thank you. If you ever need help getting somewhere, come see me. I will be happy to take you there.
THE END.
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THE ADVENTURES OF PICHU-MAN: EPISODE 1
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It was a sunny day in PokéTown. The sun was shining, the Starly were singing... it was a perfect day.
The Pichu bros. lived near the back of PokéTown, so they always had a longer walk when going to the store.
Zak was the dumb one. He had no common sense whatsoever, and would often say things like “I think Mario will be in the next Smash Bros. game” or “I want school to only go to grade 12”. His brother, Spike, was smarter than him, and is the reason why 2+2 equals both 4 and 5.
Spike: Hey, check this out!
Zak: What? Did they say whether or not Mario is in SSB4 yet?
Spike: No! Watch this news report.
There, on the screen, was a Kricketot and a Cyndaquil, the news reporters.
Kricketot: This just in: I’m awesome.
Cyndaquil: Now to the real story: A Pidgeotto has been reportedly destroying farmer’s crops. In this video clip, we cam clearly see a Pidgeotto destroying the crops belonging to farmer Dude the Bidoof.
They played a video clip, where the silhouette of a Pidgeotto flew across the screen, and numerous plants/crops were cut him half.
Kricketot: And now to Mudkip with the weather.
Mudkip: ITSGONNARAIN!
Kricketot: Thanks Mudkip. And now this.
Spike turned off the TV.
Spike: So? What should we do? Obviously the cops won’t do anything. Pidgeotto are feared around these parts.
Zak: Hmm... This looks like a job for...
Zak ran over to a closet and opened it, only for everything inside to fall on him. He suddenly jumped out, wearing a blue mask and a blue cape.
Zak: PICHU-MAN!!!
Spike: Pichu-Man? You’re kidding, right?
Zak: A-nope! I am Pichu-Man, hero of PokéTown!
Spike: Since when?
Zak: Since now.
Spike: .......You’re an idiot.
Zak: And you’re retardedly challenged.
Spike made a confused expression, then shook it off.
Zak: You can help, if ya want.
Spike: Cool! Do I get a cool costume as well?
Zak: Sure why not?
Spike: *Sarcastically* Can I also have a superhero name that totally doesn’t reveal my true identity?
Zak: Sure! From this day forth, thou shall be-eth... Pichu-Lad!
Spike: Pichu-Lad? Pichu-Boy sounds better.
Zak: Okay! From this day forth, thou shall be-eth... Pichu-Boy!
Spike: Yay!
Zak: Now... what should we do first...?
Spike: Let’s head up to the roof and check to see if we can spot Pidgeotto destroying crops.
The Pichu Bros. headed outside and climbed up their house, onto the roof top. And because their house was on top of a giant hill, they could see the whole town.
Spike: Hey! Look there!
Spike tapped Zak’s shoulder, and pointed to his right. There, at Bidoof’s farm, was a Pidgeotto, destroying the crops.
Zak: OH MY GOD IS THAT A HO-OH?!
Spike: ..............You’re an idiot. C’mon, let’s go. This was YOUR idea, after all.
Zak: True... okay, let’s go.
Zak and Spike headed over to Bidoof’s farm, where the gusts from Pidgeotto’s wings were strong enough to knock them off their feet. Bidoof turned to them, desperate for help.
Bidoof: You MUST do something! If this keeps up, I won’t be able to feed my family! This Pidgeotto won’t stop! I have tried time and time again, but it will not stop! It destroys the crops, grabs some, and then flies away! I don’t know what to do!
Zak: Don’t worry; we’ll save your remaining crops!
Pidgeotto did a U-turn; it destroyed some more crops and headed right back for them, only instead, it flapped its wings and blew the Pichu Bros up into the air, onto a floating platform.
Zak: LOL FLOATING PLATFORM!
Spike: It’s not floating, it’s being held up by a bunch of Pidgey and Starly.
Zak: I see... I think I should eat some waffles...
Spike: DUCK!
Zak: Where?! WAAH!
Pidgeotto flew right above them, and did another U-turn, and landed on the flying platform. Its piercing eyes scared them both.
Pidgeotto: WHO DARES DISTURB ME!?
Spike: It’s a female.
Zak: O RLY?!
Pidgeotto: Yes, RLY. I am Pidgeotto!
Spike: Why have you been destroying the crops?!
Pidgeotto: That is for me to know and for you to never learn!
Pidgeotto readied the claws on its feet and lunged for them, and barely missed the Pichu Bros. She did this again and managed to grab Spike, and slammed him to the ground.
Spike: Gagh!
FYEW! FYEW! FYEW!
That was the sound of Zak using Quick Attack, and slammed into Pidgeotto.
Pidgeotto: Ahh!
Pidgeotto took to the air, and attacked from the left side (assuming that your left arm is on the... ah, forget it)
FWOOOOSH!
Pidgeotto flew over the platform, and nearly blew both Zak and Spike off. They managed to pull themselves back up.
Zak: O...kay.... this... is... tough...
Spike: That’s why it’s called “superhero”.
Pidgeotto: SUPERHERO? You two? Hahaha! That’s a joke, right?
Zak: Not really...
Spike: I am PICHU-BOY!!
Zak: And I am PICHU-MAN!!
Pidgeotto: And you’re BOTH giving me a headache! Time to end this!
Pidgeotto flew high into the air and dove really quickly at them. Pichu-Man and Pichu-Boy, with no other choice, both used Quick Attack, right at Pidgeotto.
BOOM!
That was the sound when the attacks collided.
Pidgeotto: GUAH!
The combined Quick Attacks from the Pichu Bros. overpowered Pidgeotto’s quick attack, and it was an evolved Pokémon.
Pidgeotto: PIDGEOT....TOOOOOO!
Pidgeotto fell to the dry surface of the floating platform. Afterwards, Zak and Spike noticed something they failed to see before: A nest, with baby Pidgies in it. They headed over to the nest, and saw that they were eating the wheat from farmer Bidoof’s farm.
Spike: You were destroying the crops to provide food for your babies...
Pidgeotto: Now you know the truth.
Zak: But... if you wanted to give them food.... there’s a berry tree not to far from the farm.
Pidgeotto: ......................There is?
Spike: Yep! C’mon, I’ll show ya!
Pidgeotto landed beside her babies and they all jumped on her back. Spike guided them to the berry tree, and climbed up it and shook a branch. Tons of Oran Berries fell off, and were gobbled up by the baby Pidgey. Spike jumped off the branch.
Zak: If you ever need food, just come to this tree. They grow back within 12 hours.
Pidgeotto: I thank you. If you ever need help getting somewhere, come see me. I will be happy to take you there.
THE END.
*claps enthusiastically*
[M:-5]
