Post by nintendofan7 on Jan 28, 2009 13:00:20 GMT -5
Who Wants To Be a Millionare: Super Smash Bros Brawl Style (Chapter 8)
NintendoFan7 (Me) is standing in the middle of the stage, she somehow has plasters and such all over her.
NintendoFan7: Hello everyone welcome to Who wants to be a Millionare. The reason why I am like this is because Ness went COMPLETELY bonkers and knocked me out cold for 3 flipping hours!! (groans) I swear If I see that kid I will beat the hell outta him!!
NintendoFan7 stands at the side of the stage.
NintendoFan7: Without further ado, yesterday Wario & Toon Link played and Toon Link stole his money and Wario went mad and tried to kill me. So there are four players left they are Falco Lombardi, Pit, King Dedede & Yoshi!!
The crowd goes wild.
NintendoFan7: Let's start with the fastest finger question: Put these Subspace Emissary cutscenes in order when they happen.
A) Princesses, Both Captured & False
B) Lucas Leaves Ness
C) Pit Watches From Above
D) Diddy Kong Appeals To Falco
Correct Order: C, B, D, A
10 seconds pass.
NintendoFan7: Times up! And it appears that Falco Lombardi got it fastest in 4.55 seconds! Come on up!
Falco: Let's get this over with already, I was supposed to join Fox to kick Wolf's ass later.
NintendoFan7: OK then, let's see if we can speed this up a notch.
Let's play Who wants to be a millionare!
(The lights dim)
NintendoFan7: OK first question for 100 dollars, You're riding down a river in a cement canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
A. 45. E=mc2.
B. infinite. They'll just keep falling off.
C. None. Ice cream doesn't have bones.
D. It depends on how many times Captain Hook has been bitten by the crocodile this week.
Falco: What a dumb question. C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct. Not my fault, blame the computer.
Computer: Shut up, NintendoFan7!
NintendoFan7: Up yours, Computer!!
The audience laugh.
NintendoFan7: Next question for 200 dollars, Why did Pikachu cross the road?
A. No reason.
B. Because he felt like it.
C. ...He didn't.
D. To get to the trainer on the other side.
Falco: Another dumb question (moans) B, final answer.
A buzzer goes off
NintendoFan7: Sorry, Falco thats incorrect. The answer was A, no reason.
Falco: Good. Then I can get the hell outta this nuthouse!
He gets up and leaves.
NintendoFan7 (to herself): What the hell's his problem??
Anyways (to the audience) let's do the next fastest-
Ness: WHERE'S MARIO!!!!
NintendoFan7: (to herself) Here we go again, yelling his midgit head off. (sighs)
Ness: I HEARD THAT, ASSWIPE!!!
NintendoFan7 gets up and grabs her walkie talkie.
NintendoFan7: Hey security, get over here and get rid of the mad migit before I quit this d**n show.
Ness: MARIO MUST DIE!!
Luigi (in the audience): Shut-a up already! What did-a Mario ever do to a-you?
Ness: Hmm, I gotta think about that....oh yeah.....HE CALLED ME A FLIPPING MOMMA'S BOY AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL HE IS DEAD!!!
Luigi: If you kill-a my brother, I'll-a kill you!!
Ness: Don't care. I'm outta here.
As Ness exits the studio, security come and start chasing him while handling shotguns.
Ness: AHHH! HELP! THESE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
NintendoFan7: Sorry, but I don't help annoying little midgits like you. (laughs out loud)
Ness runs for his life and security chase after him, while NintendoFan7 sits back down in her seat.
NintendoFan7: Geez, what is up with these nintendo characters today? Oh well with only three of you left, let's do the next fastest finger question: Put these Starfox games in order they were released:
A) Starfox Adventures
B) Starfox
C) Starfox Command
D) Starfox Assault
Correct order: B, A, D, C
10 seconds pass
NintendoFan7: Times up, the person who got it fastest in 2.23 seconds...whoah...was Pit! Come on down!
The crowd goes wild as Pit takes his seat in the hot seat.
NintendoFan7: Hello, Pit! What will you do with the money you could win?
Pit: I haven't decided yet, but I am thinking of using it to buy a new jacuzzi W00t!
NintendoFan7: Sounds cool. Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionare!!
(The lights dim)
NintendoFan7: OK Pit for 100 dollars, How many pixels is a Mr. Saturn made up of?
A. 1000
B. 100
C. It varies with the TV, dummy!
D. 1
Pit: I'm sure the answer is C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, What did you (Pit) in the Subspace Emissary, do after Palutena gave you her bow?
A) Get hit by a car
B) Get murdered
C) Eat ice cream
D) Fall backwards and fly away
Pit: Oh I know this....No I don't actually.
NintendoFan7 sighs and puts her head in her hands.
NintendoFan7: Geez. How stupid can you possibly be? YOU WERE IN THAT SCENE!!
Pit: Calm down, already I just don't know, OK?
NintendoFan7: JUST CHOOSE A d**n ANSWER OR I WILL RIP YOUR WINGS OFF YOUR BACK!!!! ARGGHHH!!
Pit (trembling): NO! NOT MY WINGS!!! Without them I'll never fly so high I cannot see the clouds. (sobs)
NintendoFan7: Just pick an answer, Pit!!
Pit: Alright, Alright! I choose D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Thank god, thats correct!! For 300 dollars,
In "The Ancient Minister Escapes Mario & Pit", what did you (Pit) jump on to try and catch the minister?
A) A rock (lol)
B) Mario's head
C) Yoshi's back
D) Wario's motorbike
Pit: The answer is A.
NintendoFan7: What the hell? That's incorrect, you dumbass. The answer is B, Mario's head!!! ARGH!!!
Pit: Oh yeah! Now I remember!
NintendoFan7: Oh so now you remember what happened!! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU DUMBASS ANGEL!!!
Pit hangs his head and leaves as the end of game sound goes off.
NintendoFan7: Well thats it for today! We will continue tomorrow with our two remaning contestants King Dedede & Yoshi and our new contestants Ike, Meta Knight, Pokemon Trainer, Zelda and Captain Falcon. Bye!
End of chapter 8!
P.S Please try and give me some ideas for Brawl questions and fastest fingers cuz I'm running out of them real badly!!
NintendoFan7 (Me) is standing in the middle of the stage, she somehow has plasters and such all over her.
NintendoFan7: Hello everyone welcome to Who wants to be a Millionare. The reason why I am like this is because Ness went COMPLETELY bonkers and knocked me out cold for 3 flipping hours!! (groans) I swear If I see that kid I will beat the hell outta him!!
NintendoFan7 stands at the side of the stage.
NintendoFan7: Without further ado, yesterday Wario & Toon Link played and Toon Link stole his money and Wario went mad and tried to kill me. So there are four players left they are Falco Lombardi, Pit, King Dedede & Yoshi!!
The crowd goes wild.
NintendoFan7: Let's start with the fastest finger question: Put these Subspace Emissary cutscenes in order when they happen.
A) Princesses, Both Captured & False
B) Lucas Leaves Ness
C) Pit Watches From Above
D) Diddy Kong Appeals To Falco
Correct Order: C, B, D, A
10 seconds pass.
NintendoFan7: Times up! And it appears that Falco Lombardi got it fastest in 4.55 seconds! Come on up!
Falco: Let's get this over with already, I was supposed to join Fox to kick Wolf's ass later.
NintendoFan7: OK then, let's see if we can speed this up a notch.
Let's play Who wants to be a millionare!
(The lights dim)
NintendoFan7: OK first question for 100 dollars, You're riding down a river in a cement canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
A. 45. E=mc2.
B. infinite. They'll just keep falling off.
C. None. Ice cream doesn't have bones.
D. It depends on how many times Captain Hook has been bitten by the crocodile this week.
Falco: What a dumb question. C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct. Not my fault, blame the computer.
Computer: Shut up, NintendoFan7!
NintendoFan7: Up yours, Computer!!
The audience laugh.
NintendoFan7: Next question for 200 dollars, Why did Pikachu cross the road?
A. No reason.
B. Because he felt like it.
C. ...He didn't.
D. To get to the trainer on the other side.
Falco: Another dumb question (moans) B, final answer.
A buzzer goes off
NintendoFan7: Sorry, Falco thats incorrect. The answer was A, no reason.
Falco: Good. Then I can get the hell outta this nuthouse!
He gets up and leaves.
NintendoFan7 (to herself): What the hell's his problem??
Anyways (to the audience) let's do the next fastest-
Ness: WHERE'S MARIO!!!!
NintendoFan7: (to herself) Here we go again, yelling his midgit head off. (sighs)
Ness: I HEARD THAT, ASSWIPE!!!
NintendoFan7 gets up and grabs her walkie talkie.
NintendoFan7: Hey security, get over here and get rid of the mad migit before I quit this d**n show.
Ness: MARIO MUST DIE!!
Luigi (in the audience): Shut-a up already! What did-a Mario ever do to a-you?
Ness: Hmm, I gotta think about that....oh yeah.....HE CALLED ME A FLIPPING MOMMA'S BOY AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL HE IS DEAD!!!
Luigi: If you kill-a my brother, I'll-a kill you!!
Ness: Don't care. I'm outta here.
As Ness exits the studio, security come and start chasing him while handling shotguns.
Ness: AHHH! HELP! THESE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
NintendoFan7: Sorry, but I don't help annoying little midgits like you. (laughs out loud)
Ness runs for his life and security chase after him, while NintendoFan7 sits back down in her seat.
NintendoFan7: Geez, what is up with these nintendo characters today? Oh well with only three of you left, let's do the next fastest finger question: Put these Starfox games in order they were released:
A) Starfox Adventures
B) Starfox
C) Starfox Command
D) Starfox Assault
Correct order: B, A, D, C
10 seconds pass
NintendoFan7: Times up, the person who got it fastest in 2.23 seconds...whoah...was Pit! Come on down!
The crowd goes wild as Pit takes his seat in the hot seat.
NintendoFan7: Hello, Pit! What will you do with the money you could win?
Pit: I haven't decided yet, but I am thinking of using it to buy a new jacuzzi W00t!
NintendoFan7: Sounds cool. Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionare!!
(The lights dim)
NintendoFan7: OK Pit for 100 dollars, How many pixels is a Mr. Saturn made up of?
A. 1000
B. 100
C. It varies with the TV, dummy!
D. 1
Pit: I'm sure the answer is C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, What did you (Pit) in the Subspace Emissary, do after Palutena gave you her bow?
A) Get hit by a car
B) Get murdered
C) Eat ice cream
D) Fall backwards and fly away
Pit: Oh I know this....No I don't actually.
NintendoFan7 sighs and puts her head in her hands.
NintendoFan7: Geez. How stupid can you possibly be? YOU WERE IN THAT SCENE!!
Pit: Calm down, already I just don't know, OK?
NintendoFan7: JUST CHOOSE A d**n ANSWER OR I WILL RIP YOUR WINGS OFF YOUR BACK!!!! ARGGHHH!!
Pit (trembling): NO! NOT MY WINGS!!! Without them I'll never fly so high I cannot see the clouds. (sobs)
NintendoFan7: Just pick an answer, Pit!!
Pit: Alright, Alright! I choose D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Thank god, thats correct!! For 300 dollars,
In "The Ancient Minister Escapes Mario & Pit", what did you (Pit) jump on to try and catch the minister?
A) A rock (lol)
B) Mario's head
C) Yoshi's back
D) Wario's motorbike
Pit: The answer is A.
NintendoFan7: What the hell? That's incorrect, you dumbass. The answer is B, Mario's head!!! ARGH!!!
Pit: Oh yeah! Now I remember!
NintendoFan7: Oh so now you remember what happened!! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU DUMBASS ANGEL!!!
Pit hangs his head and leaves as the end of game sound goes off.
NintendoFan7: Well thats it for today! We will continue tomorrow with our two remaning contestants King Dedede & Yoshi and our new contestants Ike, Meta Knight, Pokemon Trainer, Zelda and Captain Falcon. Bye!
End of chapter 8!
P.S Please try and give me some ideas for Brawl questions and fastest fingers cuz I'm running out of them real badly!!
