Post by nintendofan7 on Jan 27, 2009 9:16:04 GMT -5
Who Wants To Be a Millionare?: Super Smash Bros Brawl Style (Chapter 6)
The camera zooms in onto the stage. NintendoFan7 (remember thats me
) is standing on the stage instead of sitting in her chair. She has a smile on her face.
NintendoFan7: Hello, my loyal readers. Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Pit (in the audience): Why did you wait so long to update?
NintendoFan7: Give me a break! I had a life to live! Now sit down before I have you lynched.
Pit sits down, looking frightened.
NintendoFan7: As I was trying to say before, please welcome my co-host Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy!
The crowd respectfully cheers in approval. Rosalina enters and takes her seat.
NintendoFan7: Welcome, Rosalina
Rosalina: Thank you.
NintendoFan7: Computer, please provide an extra seat for Miss Rosalina to sit in.
Out comes a large golden chair instead of the usual seat provided.
NintendoFan7: Computer, what the hell?!
Computer: I like her more than you already.
NintendoFan7 : Shut the hell up, asswipe. Without further ado, please welcome Mario.
The crowd goes absolutely nuts for Mario. He enters and takes his seat.
Crowd: MARIO! MARIO!! MARIO!!
Mario smiles arrogantly and takes his seat
NintendoFan7: Welcome, Mario!!
Mario: It's-a good to be a-here!!
Peach (in the audience): I LOVE YOU MARIO!!
Mario: I love you too!
NintendoFan7: Okay, let’s begin!
Music plays and the lights go dark
Rosalina: Mario, for 100 dollars, How many letters are in the word "millionaire?"
A. 10
B. 11
C. 4
D. Too many to count
Mario: The answer is-a A.
Rosalina: Final answer?
Mario: Hell, a-yeah!
Rosalina: Correct. For 300 dollars, Which character was good in SSB 64, better in Melee, but sucky in Brawl?
A. Mario
B. Link
C. That one guy
D. It depends on your opinion
Mario: What-a kind of a question is-a that?
NintendoFan7: Stop ya moping and answer the question!, you idiot plumber!
Mario growls at NintendoFan7
Mario: Shut up! I am-a not an idiot, I JUST-A DON'T-A KNOW THE DAMN QUESTION ALRIGHT?!
Rosalina: Just pick an answer, already!
Mario: Alright, Alright I pick-a D, final answer!
NintendoFan7: Correct, for 500 dollars, What is your favorite color?
A. red
B. blue
C. blue...no...red
D. rainbow
Mario: What the a-hell? What's with-a these-a dumbass a-questions?!
NintendoFan7: Stop complaning and pick a answer, Mr Im-so-cool-I-suck!
Mario: Hey! I DON'T A-SUCK!! ARGH! Whatever! I'm-a using a lifeline.
NintendoFan7: All of you Nintendo characters are all the same, just plain stupid.
Ness (in the audience): I find that offensive, you dumbass.
NintendoFan7: Up yours, midgit!
Mario laughs.
Mario: I’ll-a call Bowser.
NintendoFan7: Your money not mine.
Mario takes out his Samsung Instinct and dials Bowser’s number. Bowser answers.
Bowser: What’s up dawg?
Mario: Homie, I need the answer to this question: Whats you favorite colour: red, blue, red.....no...blue, or rainbow?
Bowser: WTF? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!!
Mario: That’s what I a-said. Thanks-a anyway.
Bowser: When are you gonna come over so we can smoke weed?
Mario: Tomorrow. Later, a-dawg.
They hang up.
Rosalina: Mario.......CHOOSE AN ANSWER OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!
Mario: Give-a me the 50/50 first.
Rosalina sighs, then groans.
Rosalina: Computer, take away two wrong answers before I kill this walking apple.
The answers A and D have been eliminated
Mario: Alright, I will go out on a limb and say A, final answer.
NintendoFan7 & Rosalina: Finally!! Correct.
Mario: Ya know, Rosalina I think your-a pretty a-hot.
Rosalina (blushing): Why thankyou, Mario (giggles)
Mario: How…how old are a-you?
Rosalina: Never ask a woman her age. If you must know, I’m 25.
Mario: I would leave Peach for her any day.
Peach (also in the audience, fuming): I gonna kill you when you get home Mario!
Mario: Don’t a-care.
NintendoFan7: Back to the game, for 1,000 dollars: What do you get when you cross Sonic with Mario?
A. a dolphin
B. Somario
C. Maronic
D. Super Smash Bros Brawl!!!
Mario: Well Brawl wouldn't be a-cool without-a Me & Sonic but it would be even better without the psychic midgit with the yo-yo.
Ness (in the audience): I'M NOT A MIDGIT!
Rosalina: Ness is right. He's no midgit, He’s a momma’s boy.
The other nintendo characters, NintendoFan7, and Mario start to laugh.
Mario: Wow, she’s a-hot and a-funny. YA!
Ness starts getting mad and grabs his bat.
Ness (growling and going red): I'll will kill that italian RIPOFF!
Mario: It’s a-D final answer.
NintendoFan7: Got it.
End of game sound goes off.
NintendoFan7: Oh no, we ran out of time. Join us next time for another episode with our next set of Brawl characters: Toon Link, Falco Lombardi, Pit, Yoshi, King Dedede & Wario.
Rosalina: Bye
She blows kisses to the crowd and readers.
Thats the end of this chapter. See ya! XD
P.S. I’m sorry if I offend any Mario or Ness fans. They are my favorite characters, but I guess they are the butt of my jokes and comedy. Why? I don’t know.
The camera zooms in onto the stage. NintendoFan7 (remember thats me
) is standing on the stage instead of sitting in her chair. She has a smile on her face.NintendoFan7: Hello, my loyal readers. Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Pit (in the audience): Why did you wait so long to update?
NintendoFan7: Give me a break! I had a life to live! Now sit down before I have you lynched.
Pit sits down, looking frightened.
NintendoFan7: As I was trying to say before, please welcome my co-host Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy!
The crowd respectfully cheers in approval. Rosalina enters and takes her seat.
NintendoFan7: Welcome, Rosalina
Rosalina: Thank you.
NintendoFan7: Computer, please provide an extra seat for Miss Rosalina to sit in.
Out comes a large golden chair instead of the usual seat provided.
NintendoFan7: Computer, what the hell?!
Computer: I like her more than you already.
NintendoFan7 : Shut the hell up, asswipe. Without further ado, please welcome Mario.
The crowd goes absolutely nuts for Mario. He enters and takes his seat.
Crowd: MARIO! MARIO!! MARIO!!
Mario smiles arrogantly and takes his seat
NintendoFan7: Welcome, Mario!!
Mario: It's-a good to be a-here!!
Peach (in the audience): I LOVE YOU MARIO!!
Mario: I love you too!
NintendoFan7: Okay, let’s begin!
Music plays and the lights go dark
Rosalina: Mario, for 100 dollars, How many letters are in the word "millionaire?"
A. 10
B. 11
C. 4
D. Too many to count
Mario: The answer is-a A.
Rosalina: Final answer?
Mario: Hell, a-yeah!
Rosalina: Correct. For 300 dollars, Which character was good in SSB 64, better in Melee, but sucky in Brawl?
A. Mario
B. Link
C. That one guy
D. It depends on your opinion
Mario: What-a kind of a question is-a that?
NintendoFan7: Stop ya moping and answer the question!, you idiot plumber!
Mario growls at NintendoFan7
Mario: Shut up! I am-a not an idiot, I JUST-A DON'T-A KNOW THE DAMN QUESTION ALRIGHT?!
Rosalina: Just pick an answer, already!
Mario: Alright, Alright I pick-a D, final answer!
NintendoFan7: Correct, for 500 dollars, What is your favorite color?
A. red
B. blue
C. blue...no...red
D. rainbow
Mario: What the a-hell? What's with-a these-a dumbass a-questions?!
NintendoFan7: Stop complaning and pick a answer, Mr Im-so-cool-I-suck!
Mario: Hey! I DON'T A-SUCK!! ARGH! Whatever! I'm-a using a lifeline.
NintendoFan7: All of you Nintendo characters are all the same, just plain stupid.
Ness (in the audience): I find that offensive, you dumbass.
NintendoFan7: Up yours, midgit!
Mario laughs.
Mario: I’ll-a call Bowser.
NintendoFan7: Your money not mine.
Mario takes out his Samsung Instinct and dials Bowser’s number. Bowser answers.
Bowser: What’s up dawg?
Mario: Homie, I need the answer to this question: Whats you favorite colour: red, blue, red.....no...blue, or rainbow?
Bowser: WTF? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!!
Mario: That’s what I a-said. Thanks-a anyway.
Bowser: When are you gonna come over so we can smoke weed?
Mario: Tomorrow. Later, a-dawg.
They hang up.
Rosalina: Mario.......CHOOSE AN ANSWER OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!
Mario: Give-a me the 50/50 first.
Rosalina sighs, then groans.
Rosalina: Computer, take away two wrong answers before I kill this walking apple.
The answers A and D have been eliminated
Mario: Alright, I will go out on a limb and say A, final answer.
NintendoFan7 & Rosalina: Finally!! Correct.
Mario: Ya know, Rosalina I think your-a pretty a-hot.
Rosalina (blushing): Why thankyou, Mario (giggles)
Mario: How…how old are a-you?
Rosalina: Never ask a woman her age. If you must know, I’m 25.
Mario: I would leave Peach for her any day.
Peach (also in the audience, fuming): I gonna kill you when you get home Mario!
Mario: Don’t a-care.
NintendoFan7: Back to the game, for 1,000 dollars: What do you get when you cross Sonic with Mario?
A. a dolphin
B. Somario
C. Maronic
D. Super Smash Bros Brawl!!!
Mario: Well Brawl wouldn't be a-cool without-a Me & Sonic but it would be even better without the psychic midgit with the yo-yo.
Ness (in the audience): I'M NOT A MIDGIT!
Rosalina: Ness is right. He's no midgit, He’s a momma’s boy.
The other nintendo characters, NintendoFan7, and Mario start to laugh.
Mario: Wow, she’s a-hot and a-funny. YA!
Ness starts getting mad and grabs his bat.
Ness (growling and going red): I'll will kill that italian RIPOFF!
Mario: It’s a-D final answer.
NintendoFan7: Got it.
End of game sound goes off.
NintendoFan7: Oh no, we ran out of time. Join us next time for another episode with our next set of Brawl characters: Toon Link, Falco Lombardi, Pit, Yoshi, King Dedede & Wario.
Rosalina: Bye
She blows kisses to the crowd and readers.
Thats the end of this chapter. See ya! XD
P.S. I’m sorry if I offend any Mario or Ness fans. They are my favorite characters, but I guess they are the butt of my jokes and comedy. Why? I don’t know.
