Post by nintendofan7 on Jan 26, 2009 2:05:27 GMT -5
Who Wants To Be a Millionare: Super Smash Bros Brawl Style (Chapter 4)
The camera zooms into the arena and onto the stage where NintendoFan7 and Link are.
The two seems to be fine after the ordeal with Peach, so they came back to the studio after escaping her wrath.
NintendoFan7: What up, my peeps? Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I abandoned the voting idea because no one voted or sent me questions for that matter. Anyway, I’m here with Link, and he is the only contestant to come this far in the game. Alright Link, are you ready to try to win 8,000 dollars?
Link: Hell yeah I am. Let’s do it.
The music plays and the lights dim. After that, the power goes off as well.
NintendoFan7: What, what’s going on?
The lights come back on.
NintendoFan7: The hell was that for?
Her broadcast is shut off and some sort of program is put in its place. It appears to be an infomercial.
The camera zooms around the room of a house. It seems to be the Game & Watch residence. The camera focuses on one called Mr. Game & Watch. On the table in front of him, it appears to be some sort of a popcorn maker.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks, Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper.
Toon Link, who happened to be sitting on the couch with his friends, gets up and approaches him.
Toon Link: Hey G&W how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple, boy. You just plug it in.
He plugs it in.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet.
He tries to open it but has problems. He laughs nervously to the camera.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey guys sorry about that. I just couldn’t get it open, you know?
Take 2.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper.
Toon Link approaches him from the couch.
Toon Link: Hey G&W, how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He plugs it in again.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet.
Mr. Game & Watch tries and fails again. He mutters swear words under his breath.
Mr. Game & Watch: You know when I do a trailer for a new video game, all I had to do was look good and kick people’s asses. I never had to open a butter packet.
Take 3 (Mr. Game & Watch is still having trouble).
Mr. Game & Watch: d**n butter packet. Is this vacuum sealed or what?
He is struggling to get it open with his fingers.
Mr. Game & Watch: This is ****ing bull****.
He gnaws at it with his teeth, (even though he doesn't have any since he's a character in a flat world lol) trying to tear it and fails. He’s extremely pissed now.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARGHH!!
He slams the packet on the ground.
Take 4.
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He plugs it in, but he starts to get electrocuted, at least his arm is. Mr. Game & Watch is screaming in pain as his arm is flash fried. His arm is covered in red spots and dried blood.
Mr. Game & Watch: I can smell my flesh cooking. IT’S LIKE I’VE BEEN NAPALMED!! AARRGH!!
Toon Link: Put some butter on it.
Mr. Game & Watch: I can’t put some butter on. I can’t get the butter packet open DUMBASS!!
He throws the packet at Toon Link and hits him with a frying pan full of sausages (his right arm get fried).
Take 5.
Mr. Game & Watch: Let’s finish this d**n commercial. If I find out who’s responsible for booking me on this, I’M GONNA KICK ‘EM IN THE ASS!!
He turns to the camera.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks, Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper. It’s simple, boy.
Toon Link: I didn’t say it y—
Mr. Game & Watch: GO TO HELL YOU, YOU d**n PIECE OF BROCOLI!
Take 5.
Toon Link: Hey G&W, how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He hands the plug to Toon Link.
Mr. Game & Watch: Go ahead, plug it in.
Toon Link plugs it in. The two flinch in case of any shock therapy that could be given out.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet
Toon Link rips it open with one chop from his sword. Mr. Game & Watch is irritated.
Mr. Game & Watch: Pour it in.
Toon Link does so and closes the lid to it.
Mr. Game & Watch: And in ten seconds, you have enough popcorn for the whole game. HehHeh!
Mr. Game & Watch goes in to get a whiff of it.
Mr. Game & Watch: It smells so good.
He opens the hatchet at the top of the lid and gets he face attacked with steam.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARRGH!! It’s melting!!
He turns to Toon Link, his sister Aryll and his friend Tetra , who are laughing hard as hell.
Mr. Game & Watch: What’s so funny guys? Huh? You want a face full of hot buttery popcorn? Is that what you want?
Mr. Game & Watch tries to lift the machine up, but the handles are hot.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARRRGH!! d**n IT!!
It cuts off. Apparently, NintendoFan7 and Link have re wired the camera and audio.
NintendoFan7: Who the hell put an infomercial in place of my show?
Peach comes out to the stage with tools and such.
NintendoFan7: YOU!!
Peach: That’s right, that’s what you get for making fun of me.
Link: I’m gonna bust you up like a pinata, Blondie!.
NintendoFan7: Don’t ever say that again.
Link: Chill girl. Take this.
He gives NintendoFan7 an AK-47. Link has an Uzi of his own.
Link: KILL THE BOTTLE BLONDE!!
They give chase while Peach screams and runs for her life. The two shoot at her and keep missing by inches.
NintendoFan7: Join us next time as Link will go for 8,000 dollars. Send questions that I could ask him. DIE YOU BOTTLE BLONDE!!
(Fades to Black)
The camera zooms into the arena and onto the stage where NintendoFan7 and Link are.
The two seems to be fine after the ordeal with Peach, so they came back to the studio after escaping her wrath.
NintendoFan7: What up, my peeps? Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I abandoned the voting idea because no one voted or sent me questions for that matter. Anyway, I’m here with Link, and he is the only contestant to come this far in the game. Alright Link, are you ready to try to win 8,000 dollars?
Link: Hell yeah I am. Let’s do it.
The music plays and the lights dim. After that, the power goes off as well.
NintendoFan7: What, what’s going on?
The lights come back on.
NintendoFan7: The hell was that for?
Her broadcast is shut off and some sort of program is put in its place. It appears to be an infomercial.
The camera zooms around the room of a house. It seems to be the Game & Watch residence. The camera focuses on one called Mr. Game & Watch. On the table in front of him, it appears to be some sort of a popcorn maker.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks, Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper.
Toon Link, who happened to be sitting on the couch with his friends, gets up and approaches him.
Toon Link: Hey G&W how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple, boy. You just plug it in.
He plugs it in.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet.
He tries to open it but has problems. He laughs nervously to the camera.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey guys sorry about that. I just couldn’t get it open, you know?
Take 2.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper.
Toon Link approaches him from the couch.
Toon Link: Hey G&W, how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He plugs it in again.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet.
Mr. Game & Watch tries and fails again. He mutters swear words under his breath.
Mr. Game & Watch: You know when I do a trailer for a new video game, all I had to do was look good and kick people’s asses. I never had to open a butter packet.
Take 3 (Mr. Game & Watch is still having trouble).
Mr. Game & Watch: d**n butter packet. Is this vacuum sealed or what?
He is struggling to get it open with his fingers.
Mr. Game & Watch: This is ****ing bull****.
He gnaws at it with his teeth, (even though he doesn't have any since he's a character in a flat world lol) trying to tear it and fails. He’s extremely pissed now.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARGHH!!
He slams the packet on the ground.
Take 4.
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He plugs it in, but he starts to get electrocuted, at least his arm is. Mr. Game & Watch is screaming in pain as his arm is flash fried. His arm is covered in red spots and dried blood.
Mr. Game & Watch: I can smell my flesh cooking. IT’S LIKE I’VE BEEN NAPALMED!! AARRGH!!
Toon Link: Put some butter on it.
Mr. Game & Watch: I can’t put some butter on. I can’t get the butter packet open DUMBASS!!
He throws the packet at Toon Link and hits him with a frying pan full of sausages (his right arm get fried).
Take 5.
Mr. Game & Watch: Let’s finish this d**n commercial. If I find out who’s responsible for booking me on this, I’M GONNA KICK ‘EM IN THE ASS!!
He turns to the camera.
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey folks, Mr. Game & Watch here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper. It’s simple, boy.
Toon Link: I didn’t say it y—
Mr. Game & Watch: GO TO HELL YOU, YOU d**n PIECE OF BROCOLI!
Take 5.
Toon Link: Hey G&W, how does it work?
Mr. Game & Watch: It’s simple boy, you just plug it in.
He hands the plug to Toon Link.
Mr. Game & Watch: Go ahead, plug it in.
Toon Link plugs it in. The two flinch in case of any shock therapy that could be given out.
Mr. Game & Watch: Open the butter packet
Toon Link rips it open with one chop from his sword. Mr. Game & Watch is irritated.
Mr. Game & Watch: Pour it in.
Toon Link does so and closes the lid to it.
Mr. Game & Watch: And in ten seconds, you have enough popcorn for the whole game. HehHeh!
Mr. Game & Watch goes in to get a whiff of it.
Mr. Game & Watch: It smells so good.
He opens the hatchet at the top of the lid and gets he face attacked with steam.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARRGH!! It’s melting!!
He turns to Toon Link, his sister Aryll and his friend Tetra , who are laughing hard as hell.
Mr. Game & Watch: What’s so funny guys? Huh? You want a face full of hot buttery popcorn? Is that what you want?
Mr. Game & Watch tries to lift the machine up, but the handles are hot.
Mr. Game & Watch: AARRRGH!! d**n IT!!
It cuts off. Apparently, NintendoFan7 and Link have re wired the camera and audio.
NintendoFan7: Who the hell put an infomercial in place of my show?
Peach comes out to the stage with tools and such.
NintendoFan7: YOU!!
Peach: That’s right, that’s what you get for making fun of me.
Link: I’m gonna bust you up like a pinata, Blondie!.
NintendoFan7: Don’t ever say that again.
Link: Chill girl. Take this.
He gives NintendoFan7 an AK-47. Link has an Uzi of his own.
Link: KILL THE BOTTLE BLONDE!!
They give chase while Peach screams and runs for her life. The two shoot at her and keep missing by inches.
NintendoFan7: Join us next time as Link will go for 8,000 dollars. Send questions that I could ask him. DIE YOU BOTTLE BLONDE!!
(Fades to Black)
