Post by nintendofan7 on Feb 3, 2009 18:36:37 GMT -5
Who Wants To Be A Millionare: Super Smash Bros Brawl Style (Chapter 10)
The lights come on and NintendoFan7 enters the studio looking very irritated or bored at least.
NintendoFan7: Hello everyone! Don't let this face fool you. I'm OK except for yesterday. It's just that THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS!!!
(She sits down)
NintendoFan7: Anyway, let's welcome the contestant from yesterday playing for a million dollars: IKE!!!
(The crowd goes wild for Ike as he enters and takes his seat)
NintendoFan7: Ike, welcome back!!
Ike: Thanks, NintendoFan7.
NintendoFan7: OK First, or should I say 2nd question since we started yesterday, What is the name of Ness's next-door neighbour in Earthbound?
A) Porky Minch
B) Snorky Pinch
C) Dorky Lynch
D) Porky Pig
Ike: A, final answer
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 300 dollars, In the Subspace Emissary, which character is used to created Duon, aboss character?
A) Jigglypuff
B) Peach
C) Mr. Game & Watch
D) Sheik
Ike: Ugh..I don't know about this....uh....I'm using the 50/50 lifeline.
NintendoFan7: OK. Computer take away two wrong answers and leave the right answer and the other wrong answer.
(The answers A & B have been eliminated)
NintendoFan7: Does that help?
Ike: Uh....I'm not sure which one to pick.
NintendoFan (slaps her forehead): Pick an answer already, Ike. WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL FREAKIN' NIGHT!!!!
Ike: OK! OK! I CHOOSE D!!
NintendoFan7: ARGGHHH!!! IT WAS C, DUMBASS!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF!!!
(Ike runs away screaming like a little girl)
(The other nintendo characters in the audience laugh out loud)
NintendoFan7: OK next up to the stage is King Dedede!!
(King Dedede comes to the stage)
King Dedede: Let's begin. I'm due to destroy Kirby at 4pm.
NintendoFan7: Relax, It's only 10am.
King Dedede: SO WHAT!!!
NintendoFan7 (trembling): O-k-k-k! First question for 100 dollars, What did you (King Dedede) pin on Luigi, Ness, Zelda/Peach in the Subspace Emissary?
A) A Gooey Bomb
B) A Piece of candy
C) Timed Badges
D) Donkey Kong's bananas
King Dedede: C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! Moving on, for 200 dollars, Which two characters get dragged off by Diddy Kong?
A) Ness & Lucas
B) Fox & Falco
C) Mario & Luigi
D) Zelda & Peach
King Dedede: I'm pretty positive it is B.
NintendoFan7: Thats correct! For 300 dollars, Which nintendo character really likes steak?
A) Luigi
B) Ike
C) Olimar
D) Ness
King Dedede: D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct again! For 400 dollars, In the Subspace Emissary, what does Sheik do when he/she lands on Fox's Arwing? Does she:
A) Punch his window
B) Strangle him
C) Kiss him (LOL)
D) Jump off again
King Dedede: A, final answer
NintendoFan7: Correct, wow! For 500 dollars, What is the name of Lucario's Final Smash?
A) Zero Aura
B) Aura Beam
C) Aura Storm
D) Dark Fission
King Dedede: Don't know, don't care. I'm going with C, final answer. (ugh!)
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 1,000 dollars, (audience gasp in excitment) Which character copies other abiltys?
A) Yoshi
B) Kirby
C) Jigglypuff
D) Pikachu
King Dedede: I hate to say it, but it's B, final answer.
(The audience go wild)
NintendoFan7: My god, thats correct! You're on fire today, Dedede!!
(4 hours later)
(3:50PM)
NintendoFan7: Okay King Dedede, you are on the final question for 1 million dollars, do you think you can handle it??
King Dedede: Hell yeah!
NintendoFan7: Then by all means, for a whooping million dollars, Which character in Brawl, is-
(10 minutes pass)
King Dedede: 4PM!! I gotta go and smash Kirby! YAHOO!
(NintendoFan7's mouth drops open in shock as Dedede skips out of the studio)
NintendoFan7: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!! WHY?! WHY?! HE WAS ON THE LAST d**n QUESTION!!! HE CAN'T QUIT NOW!!!
(She sits back down and groans)
NintendoFan7: Alright. The next contestant playing now is: META KNIGHT!!
(The audience go crazy as Meta Knight enters and takes his seat)
Meta Knight: Let's begin.
NintendoFan7: Yes, lets. For 100 dollars, In The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Who does Ganondorf mistake Link's sister, Aryll for?
A) Tetra
B) Midna
C) Zelda
D) Some random blonde chick
Meta Knight: OMG this is easy A, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! Now for 2-
Ness: Yo!
NintendoFan7: ARGH! GO AWAY, YOU PHYSCO MIDGIT!!!
Ness: Don't worry, I'e given up on Mario now. It turns out that it wasn't him that called me a mamas boy, it was that other asswipe, Rosalina!!
NintendoFan7: Oh yeah! I remember now! How stupid are you to forget that?! IT ONLY HAPPENED A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!
Ness: Calm down, already.
NintendoFan7: NEVER!!!
Ness: OK. I'll just take my seat in the audience.
(Ness goes to sit with the other nintendo characters)
Meta Knight: Are you done yet?!
NintendoFan7: Oh yeah! I-I forgot you were playing. (laughs nervously) Anyway for 200 dollars, What did you (Meta Knight) and Lucario do after you had a fight? Did you:
A) Stand there and do nothing
B) Board the Halberd
C) Kiss and Make up
D) Fall off the mountain
Meta Knight starts to feel sick after hearing the answer C.
NintendoFan7: Sorry about that! (laughs nervously)
Meta Knight (growls at NintendoFan7): How rude! Ugh. Whatever, I'm picking A, final answer.
NintendoFan7: WHAT? THATS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!!! IT'S B!!
Meta Knight: But I could of sworn it was A!!
NintendoFan7: Nope. It was definatly B. Sorry, but you gotta go now and let of the other contestants play.
Meta Knight: AHH!! SCREW YOU!!
(Meta Knight curses to himself and leaves the studio. The end of game sound goes off)
NintendoFan7: Well thats it for now. Join us tomorrow for the next Brawl-themed episode of Who Wants To Be a Millionare.
P.S PLZ try and send some brawl questions/fastest fingers!!
BYE!!
The lights come on and NintendoFan7 enters the studio looking very irritated or bored at least.
NintendoFan7: Hello everyone! Don't let this face fool you. I'm OK except for yesterday. It's just that THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS!!!
(She sits down)
NintendoFan7: Anyway, let's welcome the contestant from yesterday playing for a million dollars: IKE!!!
(The crowd goes wild for Ike as he enters and takes his seat)
NintendoFan7: Ike, welcome back!!
Ike: Thanks, NintendoFan7.
NintendoFan7: OK First, or should I say 2nd question since we started yesterday, What is the name of Ness's next-door neighbour in Earthbound?
A) Porky Minch
B) Snorky Pinch
C) Dorky Lynch
D) Porky Pig
Ike: A, final answer
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 300 dollars, In the Subspace Emissary, which character is used to created Duon, aboss character?
A) Jigglypuff
B) Peach
C) Mr. Game & Watch
D) Sheik
Ike: Ugh..I don't know about this....uh....I'm using the 50/50 lifeline.
NintendoFan7: OK. Computer take away two wrong answers and leave the right answer and the other wrong answer.
(The answers A & B have been eliminated)
NintendoFan7: Does that help?
Ike: Uh....I'm not sure which one to pick.
NintendoFan (slaps her forehead): Pick an answer already, Ike. WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL FREAKIN' NIGHT!!!!
Ike: OK! OK! I CHOOSE D!!
NintendoFan7: ARGGHHH!!! IT WAS C, DUMBASS!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF!!!
(Ike runs away screaming like a little girl)
(The other nintendo characters in the audience laugh out loud)
NintendoFan7: OK next up to the stage is King Dedede!!
(King Dedede comes to the stage)
King Dedede: Let's begin. I'm due to destroy Kirby at 4pm.
NintendoFan7: Relax, It's only 10am.
King Dedede: SO WHAT!!!
NintendoFan7 (trembling): O-k-k-k! First question for 100 dollars, What did you (King Dedede) pin on Luigi, Ness, Zelda/Peach in the Subspace Emissary?
A) A Gooey Bomb
B) A Piece of candy
C) Timed Badges
D) Donkey Kong's bananas
King Dedede: C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! Moving on, for 200 dollars, Which two characters get dragged off by Diddy Kong?
A) Ness & Lucas
B) Fox & Falco
C) Mario & Luigi
D) Zelda & Peach
King Dedede: I'm pretty positive it is B.
NintendoFan7: Thats correct! For 300 dollars, Which nintendo character really likes steak?
A) Luigi
B) Ike
C) Olimar
D) Ness
King Dedede: D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct again! For 400 dollars, In the Subspace Emissary, what does Sheik do when he/she lands on Fox's Arwing? Does she:
A) Punch his window
B) Strangle him
C) Kiss him (LOL)
D) Jump off again
King Dedede: A, final answer
NintendoFan7: Correct, wow! For 500 dollars, What is the name of Lucario's Final Smash?
A) Zero Aura
B) Aura Beam
C) Aura Storm
D) Dark Fission
King Dedede: Don't know, don't care. I'm going with C, final answer. (ugh!)
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 1,000 dollars, (audience gasp in excitment) Which character copies other abiltys?
A) Yoshi
B) Kirby
C) Jigglypuff
D) Pikachu
King Dedede: I hate to say it, but it's B, final answer.
(The audience go wild)
NintendoFan7: My god, thats correct! You're on fire today, Dedede!!
(4 hours later)
(3:50PM)
NintendoFan7: Okay King Dedede, you are on the final question for 1 million dollars, do you think you can handle it??
King Dedede: Hell yeah!
NintendoFan7: Then by all means, for a whooping million dollars, Which character in Brawl, is-
(10 minutes pass)
King Dedede: 4PM!! I gotta go and smash Kirby! YAHOO!
(NintendoFan7's mouth drops open in shock as Dedede skips out of the studio)
NintendoFan7: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!! WHY?! WHY?! HE WAS ON THE LAST d**n QUESTION!!! HE CAN'T QUIT NOW!!!
(She sits back down and groans)
NintendoFan7: Alright. The next contestant playing now is: META KNIGHT!!
(The audience go crazy as Meta Knight enters and takes his seat)
Meta Knight: Let's begin.
NintendoFan7: Yes, lets. For 100 dollars, In The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Who does Ganondorf mistake Link's sister, Aryll for?
A) Tetra
B) Midna
C) Zelda
D) Some random blonde chick
Meta Knight: OMG this is easy A, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct! Now for 2-
Ness: Yo!
NintendoFan7: ARGH! GO AWAY, YOU PHYSCO MIDGIT!!!
Ness: Don't worry, I'e given up on Mario now. It turns out that it wasn't him that called me a mamas boy, it was that other asswipe, Rosalina!!
NintendoFan7: Oh yeah! I remember now! How stupid are you to forget that?! IT ONLY HAPPENED A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!
Ness: Calm down, already.
NintendoFan7: NEVER!!!
Ness: OK. I'll just take my seat in the audience.
(Ness goes to sit with the other nintendo characters)
Meta Knight: Are you done yet?!
NintendoFan7: Oh yeah! I-I forgot you were playing. (laughs nervously) Anyway for 200 dollars, What did you (Meta Knight) and Lucario do after you had a fight? Did you:
A) Stand there and do nothing
B) Board the Halberd
C) Kiss and Make up
D) Fall off the mountain
Meta Knight starts to feel sick after hearing the answer C.
NintendoFan7: Sorry about that! (laughs nervously)
Meta Knight (growls at NintendoFan7): How rude! Ugh. Whatever, I'm picking A, final answer.
NintendoFan7: WHAT? THATS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!!! IT'S B!!
Meta Knight: But I could of sworn it was A!!
NintendoFan7: Nope. It was definatly B. Sorry, but you gotta go now and let of the other contestants play.
Meta Knight: AHH!! SCREW YOU!!
(Meta Knight curses to himself and leaves the studio. The end of game sound goes off)
NintendoFan7: Well thats it for now. Join us tomorrow for the next Brawl-themed episode of Who Wants To Be a Millionare.
P.S PLZ try and send some brawl questions/fastest fingers!!
BYE!!
