Post by Kalrad (THE MUFFIN!!!) on Oct 17, 2009 0:16:22 GMT -5
"When are we going to get there?" Wario's gruff voice broke the awkward silence between him and Waluigi. "I'm getting irritated, we haven't found anything since we left Kongo Jungle." He looked over at Waluigi, who still had a swollen cheek from a little scuffle they had gotten into with Diddy Kong.
"I have no clue, Wario, we were supposed to get the 'treasure' that they had." Waluigi scowled, but instantly let up when the pain from his swollen cheek caught up with him. The memory of walking into the 'treasure trove' and only finding bananas was injury enough, but getting his butt handed to him by a monkey half his size was the salt in the wound. "If you would have left the bananas alone, we could have gotten out of there without trouble."
"I was hungry." Wario whined, as he pulled a banana out of the stomach pocket of his overalls. Waluigi scoffed and growled as his fat friend devoured the banana with gluttonous haste.
"You're always hungry!." Waluigi hollered, waving his hands around as if attempting to swat a gathering of bees out of the air. "I'm getting fed up with your continuous urge to stuff your maw. Not to mention the only redeeming factor other than your surprisingly muscular girth is our powers from eating Garlic."
"Well, you're no better! You're about as useful as a paper fan in a wind storm!" Wario bellowed, glaring sidelong at his companion. He opened his mouth to speak further, but was cut off when a cloaked figure darted past the both of them with surprising haste. "The heck was that?!" He hollered as the cloaked figure vanished beyond the horizon.
"I don't know..." Waluigi scratched his head and looked from the horizon back to Wario in time to see the interested gleam in his gluttonous friend's eyes. "You're planning on following him, aren't you?" Waluigi wasn't surprised when Wario darted after the figure, nor when he followed suit.
"I have no clue, Wario, we were supposed to get the 'treasure' that they had." Waluigi scowled, but instantly let up when the pain from his swollen cheek caught up with him. The memory of walking into the 'treasure trove' and only finding bananas was injury enough, but getting his butt handed to him by a monkey half his size was the salt in the wound. "If you would have left the bananas alone, we could have gotten out of there without trouble."
"I was hungry." Wario whined, as he pulled a banana out of the stomach pocket of his overalls. Waluigi scoffed and growled as his fat friend devoured the banana with gluttonous haste.
"You're always hungry!." Waluigi hollered, waving his hands around as if attempting to swat a gathering of bees out of the air. "I'm getting fed up with your continuous urge to stuff your maw. Not to mention the only redeeming factor other than your surprisingly muscular girth is our powers from eating Garlic."
"Well, you're no better! You're about as useful as a paper fan in a wind storm!" Wario bellowed, glaring sidelong at his companion. He opened his mouth to speak further, but was cut off when a cloaked figure darted past the both of them with surprising haste. "The heck was that?!" He hollered as the cloaked figure vanished beyond the horizon.
"I don't know..." Waluigi scratched his head and looked from the horizon back to Wario in time to see the interested gleam in his gluttonous friend's eyes. "You're planning on following him, aren't you?" Waluigi wasn't surprised when Wario darted after the figure, nor when he followed suit.
