Post by ManOfSteele on Aug 13, 2009 22:00:20 GMT -5
As the crowd regathered for the Member awards for the POSTYS, something seemed unusually awkward. Instead of their normal stage with mics, lights, and pyro-technical effects, it was just a stage. The sun was just about to set upon the beautiful Venice scene, small rays of light were glistening and sparkling off the streets of water. Just as the last ray of light disappeared from view, all the lights on the stage went out. For having the Sun just set, it seemed abnormally dark.
Then, from down below the stage, a massive screen rose up. Slight cheers could be heard from the crowd as something had actually happened. The screen flickered for a bit, flashing a "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" sign with the coveted Golden Shroom in the background.
Then it played:
Out from behind the screen an old cannon seemed to have fired. The screen ripped in two as Steele came flying out of it. Not to what he planned, Steele skid on the stage, face first, and into the crowd, knocking over several people. People in the back cheered and roared at Steele getting hurt, while people in front were straight up laughing at Steele.
Steele staggered back up to the stage, and grabbed a podium from back stage, and dragged it out front. He grabbed the mic and screamed.
Steele: YES THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS POSTYS III MEMBER AWARDS!!!! WELCOME ONE AND ALL!!!"
The crowd cheered and screamed, even those watching at home stood up off their couches and clapped at their TVs.
Steele: Please please, You give me too much credit. Before we get off with it, we need to present Devaux with his Shroom. If you did not see the video, Devaux won the POSTYS for Sweetest Signature!
Sweetest Signature - Devaux - Hippie Illusion
Out from behind the screen the rest of the POSTYS Staff emerged. LGN, KOD and Stif all came out to help present the rest of the awards.
LGN: Steele, that's like the fifth time you've been shot out of a barrel today!
Steele: Damn pirates...
KOD: Well c'mon, lets get this show on the road!
Steele looked over to Stif for his generic response, only to see him being yelled at by Angel for throwing a gum wrapper on the floor.
Steele: Anyways, we've got a TON of awards to hand out tonight, so lets get right into it with Owesomest Avatar. That's the award for having the best avatar for those of you who are like "WTF is owesomest?"
LGN: And the nominees are...
Big Boss
Ghost
Steele
Dobs
Snicket
Maxi
Stif escaped Angel's six-year-old wrath in time to read off the winners.
Stif: And the winner is.... Wait, what's this!? There's a tie! The Winners are...
Big Boss and Steele!
Owesomest Avatar - Steele and Big Boss
Stif simply handed Steele his award, and Big Boss came up onto the stage to accept his.
Shadow: Ok, our next award is...
Steele: Woah woah woah, who the heck are you?
LGN:*whispering to Steele*It's KOD. He has some personality issues. Just roll with it.
Steele: Weird...
Shadow: Our Next award is the Looniest Location award. This is for the wackiest and wildest location. The nominees are...
Steele - Up (Car Explodes)
Dobs - Epic soup land
Angel - in meh diapers!!
Cell - I can be located?
SLE - 404 Error, File can't be found
Shadow: And the winner is....Steele!!!
Steele: Crap, not again... This is awkward...
Looniest Location - Steele
Stif: What's so awkward about it?
Steele: I'm typing up and giving myself my own award...It makes me feel self absorbed.
Stif: You're the one who's usergroup is "STEELE!!!!!!!"
Steele:...Good point.... Moving on, our next award is something that I will never ever win in a million years cause I suck at it but other people are amazing at it! That's right, the Most Artistic award! And to present the award please give a big hand to Abraham Lincoln!!
The crowd simply started at the POSTYS Staff like they were stupid. someone from the crowd shouted "He's dead you moron!!"
Stif:SSHHHH!!!! Don't tell him that!!
Some of the crowd got it, some were still mad that they were breaking the laws of reality.
Abraham Lincoln walked onto the stage wearing his stereotypical attire of a long black suit and a tall top hat.
Lincoln: I don't even know why I'm here. I was a president, not an artist. I don't even know the first thing about art..... The nominees are...
Cell
KOD
Twilightlink
Big Boss
Lincoln: And the winner is.... is....*whispers to LGN*What does that say?
LGN:*whispers back*Cell
Lincoln: CELL!!!! Congratulations!
Most Artistic - Cell
Steele: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors!!
LGN: And we're back! A special thanks goes out to the people from Wild Wacky Action Bike Corporation for their generous donation!!
Stif: Their donation of what?
LGN: Listen, nobody else really sponsored and we had to get SOMETHING to sponsor us.
Stif: Moving on, our next award is the Comedian Award!! This is awarded to the funniest posters and people here. The nominees are...
Dobs
Bert
Big Boss
Snicket
Devaux
Eiron
SLE
Steele: And the winner is...
LGN: DOBS!! Congratulations!!!
Comedian - Dobs
Dobs came up to the stage and accepted his award.
Ashley: And now for our next award...
Steele: How the hell do you do that?
Ashley: I HAVE MANY FORMS!
Steele, Stif and LGN simply stared at him like a cow stares at an oncoming train.
Ashley: Our next award is the Neatest Name award. This shroom goes to the forumer with the coolest name.
Stif: The nominees are...
LGN
Eiron
Devaux
Big Boss
Surgepox
Bob_Snicket
Puppetmon: And the winner is...
Steele: What the fu--
Puppetmon: Surgepox!! Congratulations!!
Neatest Name - Surgepox
Steele: Before we get to our next award, we'd like to bring out an ironically accurate band to fit with this next award! Please welcome back to the stage again, Metallica!!
Suddenly from behind the four of them, a gigantic explosion demolished the backdrop to the stage. The four members of Metallica same walking in in slow-motion somehow.
James Hetfield walked up to the mic and screamed
James Hetfield: You think we'd let them use that crappy stage for our song?
Steele: Ahhhh.... Like in the commercial...
As Steele ironically laughed, he too exploded out of nowhere.
The majority of people were rocking out to Metallica, but some people were indifferent like Bob and Angel because we're not exactly sure what kind of music they listen to.
After their performance, The stage exploded in a giant fireball with pyro effects going off in every direction. Metallica left the stage again as the POSTYS Staff took center stage once more.
Steele: We've still got a ton of awards to hand out, so we're gonna jump right into it..... again.
LGN: Didn't you say that at the beginning?
Steele: Well yeah, but it's still true. I don't understand why this is such a big deal with--- you know what, we're wasting time. The next award is the Kindest Member award.
Stif: Ohhhh... It was ironic that you brought up Metallica before the Kindest Member award because--Yes! I get it....
Steele: The nominees are...
Angel
Ghost
Eiron
Bob_Snicket
Steele: And the winner is...
...
ANGEL!!
Kindest Member - Angel
Ness: This next award--
Steele: Son of a bi--
Ness:--is the Craziest Catchphrase award. This award goes to the craziest and wackiest catchphrase here on the site.
Steele:*to LGN and Stif* Seriously, why does he keep doing that?!
Ness: The Nominees are...
SHWAHM!! (Steele)
THIS (Dobs)
Qwned (Also Dobs)
Lemon Grenade!
Ness: The winner is.... SHWAHM!!!
Craziest Catchphrase - SHWAHM!!
Steele accepted his award and screamed.
Steele: SHWAHM!!
Steele, still holding his shroom, did a standing backflip. Cell and Ghost both face-palmed, no doubt at his coolness. As Steele landed from this tremendous feat of a back flip, he stuck the landing extravagantly. However, as he landed, his impact created something of a shockwave along the floor. Along with that, he indecently landed on a small black semi-transparent demon that just happened to be passing by.
As he landed on it, the demon's tail was squashed just below steele's shoes. As it couldn't move, it tried to attack Steele, by creating a massive explosion. This gigantic explosion was unlike any other, as it wasn't the usual red, orange, and yellow normally seen. It was considerably darker, changing from blue, green, and purple. These colors might not seem to fit together, yet somehow, a witness could say it was even beautiful.
As it engulfed Steele, it widened around the entire area, catching others within it's path as well. Within moments, this explosion covered the entire room, and it wouldn't stop there. It erupted upwards eventually, spanning a possible 30 feet. Although it was an explosion, it did not catch fire, nor was the smoke toxic to a human. Most likely, Steele would survive this, as soon as the smoke cleared.
Finally, it ended, spanning a probable 65 feet, barely leaving a trace of it's existence. Despite the attack, Steele didn't move his foot an inch from when the explosion started. Nothing happened at all, Steele thought he imagined the entire thing. As he shruged it off, he carried away. As Steele started walking away, the demon that caused the entire ordeal was severely angered and floated away cursing up a storm.
The audience was baffled, and didn't know how to react.
Steele:..... I got SHWAHM'D.
The crowd screamed and roared at the random explosion, as LGN, Stif and Lance were dumbfounded.
Steele: My explosions courtesy of SLE Inc. Remember, "SLE is better than everyone else, so go to them first..... or else you're not cool"
LGN:.... Was that just a plug for SLE?
Steele: Explosions described in full detail aren't cheap.
LGN: Speaking of explosions, the next award is the Activley-Activest Member!!
Stif: What does that have to do with explosions?
Lance: And the nominees are...
Angel
Star
SLE
Steele: Seriously, how do you do that?!
Lance: And the winner is... ANGEL!!!
Actively Active-est Member - Angel
Angel came up and accepted her award, and went back into the crowd.
Steele pulled KOD (Or Lance in this case) to talk to him, but their conversation was still audible through the mics.
Steele: KOD, what the heck are you doing?
Lance: I'm helping you out with the awards, like you told me!
Steele: No, your random form changing. That's freaking weird and not kewl to do right in the middle of the show!
Lance: I really don't see a problem with it, I have many forums.
Steele: Of course you don't see the problem.
Pikachu: Pika?!
Steele: SEE! LIKE THAT!! You just can't do that in the middle of something!! It's weird!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!
Steele and Pikachu continued to argue as Stif announced the next award.
Stif: This next award is the Best Brawler award. This goes out to the Best Brawler here on the forums. And the nominees are...
Eiron
Surge
Dobs
Cell
Stif: And the winner is.... CELL!!
Best Brawler - Cell
Steele and KOD got back from their fight, and rejoined the rest of the POSTYS staff.
LGN: You know, this award show is taking a long time. I wonder if people are actually reading it?
The Digimon Emperor: I don't know, they might just be scrolling through to pictures of the awards and seeing who won.
Steele: You mean I wrote all this for nothing?!
Stif: No, it means that we can say anything, they don't care.
Steele: Sweet! For our next award, terp de dedeledde derp pe dum. Tum de tedelly derpeddy derpeedy teddle dum.
LGN: Terp tedum te deledlly tum tedum de derdelly
Steele: Terp deeddly Teen Member of the Year. Terp te dedelly duerp de tedelly dumb. The nominees are...
Dobs
Cell
LGN
Maia
Stif: Ter winner de derdelly...DOBS!!!
LGN: Wait, is he still a teen?
Steele: Who cares, give him the award!
Teen Member of the Year - Dobs
Steele: We'll be right back after another word from our sponsors, and winner of the "Beastly Breakfast" award, Waffles!!
LGN: And we're back! We're winding down to our last few awards here, so hold that bladder!
Vegeta: The next award is the Adult Member of the Year. The Nominees are...
Ghost
KoD
Star
Angel
Big Boss
Steele: And the winner is... GHOST!!
Adult Member of the Year - Ghost
Stif: The next award is the "Evil-est" Member award.
LGN: And don't worry, Deveaux wasn't nominated so he won't be it.
Steele: That's Devaux.
Stif: The Nominees are...
Cell
Ghost
Big Boss
KOD
Dobs
LGN
LGN: Why am I a nominee?
Steele: Remember POSTYS 2?
LGN: Oh yeah... Well the winner is... CELL!!
Evil-est Member - Cell
LGN: Don't you think that we should do something completely random and POSTYS like right about now?
Steele: Do you want to explode too?
LGN: Moving on to our next award, the Wackiest Member award! That's pretty self explanitory, so yeah...
Banjo and Kazooie: The nominees are...
Big Boss
Steele
SLEaman
Dobs
Bert
Stif: And the award goes to... DOBS!!
Wackiest Member - Dobs
Steele: Our next award is a smart people award. That's right, it's the Supreme Scribbler award. For clarification this is the award for the overall best writer on the forums. The Nominees are...
Bob_Snicket
Ghost
Cell
Bert
Erion
Jukan
Angel
Stif: The Winner is.... BOB_SNICKET!!
Bob_Snicket - Supreme Scribbler
Steele: We're gonna keep the Award train a rollin all night long, train kept' a' rollin all night long, train kept' a' rollin' all night long.
GaminGod90: The next award is the Hothead award, given for the best Angry Rant. The Nominees are...
Angel - Rant on Life
Twilightlink - Depression and This forum
Jukan
LGN: And the winner is...
...
...
....
......
ANGEL!!
Angel - Hothead
Steele: Our next award is the Best Member-Made Youtube Video! The Nominees are...
Ghost - High School Videos
KoD - Wrong Place at the Wrong Time
Jukan - Resident Evil Deadly Silence Video Playthrough
LGN: And the winner is.... KOD!! Wrong Place at the Wrong Time!!
Best Member Made Youtube Video - KOD
Stif: Here's the video now!!
Steele: Ok... Here we go... Our final two awards...
LGN: You know what they are, and you've been waiting. Let's start with Most Dedicated Member.
Stif: This award goes out to the most dedicated member to the site.
Steele: The nominees are...
Stif
Bert
SLE
Sour
Steele: And the winner is... Oh wait.. the WINNERS are..... STIF and SLE!!!
Most Dedicated Members - SLE and Stif
Steele: A bit of clarification is required for this award, a foot-note. SLE had originally won the award. However, he was recently promoted to Staff. So instead of taking his award from him, we decided to give it to both SLE, and the close runner up Stif as well. Congratulations to the both of you, well done.
LGN: And now for our final award of the evening.
KOD: The Two Most Dedicated Staff. Originally, there was a Most Dedicated Staff for each of the three staff ranks, but since there are no more ranks, it was shortened down to two. The Nominees are...
Brian2344
Big Boss
Bob_Snicket
Devaux
Cell
Ghost
Dobs
Steele
LGN
Angel
KOD: And the winners are....ANGEL AND STEELE!!!
Most Dedicated Staff - Angel and Steele
Suddenly explosions went off everywhere, including on stage. Steele got caught up in another explosion, getting SHWAHM'D in the process.
Steele: We'd hate to run, but that's the end of the POSTYS Member Awards!!! Join us soon for the final awards and the closing ceremonies!!! THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE, GOODNIGHT!!!
Then, from down below the stage, a massive screen rose up. Slight cheers could be heard from the crowd as something had actually happened. The screen flickered for a bit, flashing a "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" sign with the coveted Golden Shroom in the background.
Then it played:
Out from behind the screen an old cannon seemed to have fired. The screen ripped in two as Steele came flying out of it. Not to what he planned, Steele skid on the stage, face first, and into the crowd, knocking over several people. People in the back cheered and roared at Steele getting hurt, while people in front were straight up laughing at Steele.
Steele staggered back up to the stage, and grabbed a podium from back stage, and dragged it out front. He grabbed the mic and screamed.
Steele: YES THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS POSTYS III MEMBER AWARDS!!!! WELCOME ONE AND ALL!!!"
The crowd cheered and screamed, even those watching at home stood up off their couches and clapped at their TVs.
Steele: Please please, You give me too much credit. Before we get off with it, we need to present Devaux with his Shroom. If you did not see the video, Devaux won the POSTYS for Sweetest Signature!
Sweetest Signature - Devaux - Hippie Illusion
Out from behind the screen the rest of the POSTYS Staff emerged. LGN, KOD and Stif all came out to help present the rest of the awards.
LGN: Steele, that's like the fifth time you've been shot out of a barrel today!
Steele: Damn pirates...
KOD: Well c'mon, lets get this show on the road!
Steele looked over to Stif for his generic response, only to see him being yelled at by Angel for throwing a gum wrapper on the floor.
Steele: Anyways, we've got a TON of awards to hand out tonight, so lets get right into it with Owesomest Avatar. That's the award for having the best avatar for those of you who are like "WTF is owesomest?"
LGN: And the nominees are...
Big Boss
Ghost
Steele
Dobs
Snicket
Maxi
Stif escaped Angel's six-year-old wrath in time to read off the winners.
Stif: And the winner is.... Wait, what's this!? There's a tie! The Winners are...
Big Boss and Steele!
Owesomest Avatar - Steele and Big Boss
Stif simply handed Steele his award, and Big Boss came up onto the stage to accept his.
Shadow: Ok, our next award is...
Steele: Woah woah woah, who the heck are you?
LGN:*whispering to Steele*It's KOD. He has some personality issues. Just roll with it.
Steele: Weird...
Shadow: Our Next award is the Looniest Location award. This is for the wackiest and wildest location. The nominees are...
Steele - Up (Car Explodes)
Dobs - Epic soup land
Angel - in meh diapers!!
Cell - I can be located?
SLE - 404 Error, File can't be found
Shadow: And the winner is....Steele!!!
Steele: Crap, not again... This is awkward...
Looniest Location - Steele
Stif: What's so awkward about it?
Steele: I'm typing up and giving myself my own award...It makes me feel self absorbed.
Stif: You're the one who's usergroup is "STEELE!!!!!!!"
Steele:...Good point.... Moving on, our next award is something that I will never ever win in a million years cause I suck at it but other people are amazing at it! That's right, the Most Artistic award! And to present the award please give a big hand to Abraham Lincoln!!
The crowd simply started at the POSTYS Staff like they were stupid. someone from the crowd shouted "He's dead you moron!!"
Stif:SSHHHH!!!! Don't tell him that!!
Some of the crowd got it, some were still mad that they were breaking the laws of reality.
Abraham Lincoln walked onto the stage wearing his stereotypical attire of a long black suit and a tall top hat.
Lincoln: I don't even know why I'm here. I was a president, not an artist. I don't even know the first thing about art..... The nominees are...
Cell
KOD
Twilightlink
Big Boss
Lincoln: And the winner is.... is....*whispers to LGN*What does that say?
LGN:*whispers back*Cell
Lincoln: CELL!!!! Congratulations!
Most Artistic - Cell
Steele: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors!!
LGN: And we're back! A special thanks goes out to the people from Wild Wacky Action Bike Corporation for their generous donation!!
Stif: Their donation of what?
LGN: Listen, nobody else really sponsored and we had to get SOMETHING to sponsor us.
Stif: Moving on, our next award is the Comedian Award!! This is awarded to the funniest posters and people here. The nominees are...
Dobs
Bert
Big Boss
Snicket
Devaux
Eiron
SLE
Steele: And the winner is...
LGN: DOBS!! Congratulations!!!
Comedian - Dobs
Dobs came up to the stage and accepted his award.
Ashley: And now for our next award...
Steele: How the hell do you do that?
Ashley: I HAVE MANY FORMS!
Steele, Stif and LGN simply stared at him like a cow stares at an oncoming train.
Ashley: Our next award is the Neatest Name award. This shroom goes to the forumer with the coolest name.
Stif: The nominees are...
LGN
Eiron
Devaux
Big Boss
Surgepox
Bob_Snicket
Puppetmon: And the winner is...
Steele: What the fu--
Puppetmon: Surgepox!! Congratulations!!
Neatest Name - Surgepox
Steele: Before we get to our next award, we'd like to bring out an ironically accurate band to fit with this next award! Please welcome back to the stage again, Metallica!!
Suddenly from behind the four of them, a gigantic explosion demolished the backdrop to the stage. The four members of Metallica same walking in in slow-motion somehow.
James Hetfield walked up to the mic and screamed
James Hetfield: You think we'd let them use that crappy stage for our song?
Steele: Ahhhh.... Like in the commercial...
As Steele ironically laughed, he too exploded out of nowhere.
The majority of people were rocking out to Metallica, but some people were indifferent like Bob and Angel because we're not exactly sure what kind of music they listen to.
After their performance, The stage exploded in a giant fireball with pyro effects going off in every direction. Metallica left the stage again as the POSTYS Staff took center stage once more.
Steele: We've still got a ton of awards to hand out, so we're gonna jump right into it..... again.
LGN: Didn't you say that at the beginning?
Steele: Well yeah, but it's still true. I don't understand why this is such a big deal with--- you know what, we're wasting time. The next award is the Kindest Member award.
Stif: Ohhhh... It was ironic that you brought up Metallica before the Kindest Member award because--Yes! I get it....
Steele: The nominees are...
Angel
Ghost
Eiron
Bob_Snicket
Steele: And the winner is...
...
ANGEL!!
Kindest Member - Angel
Ness: This next award--
Steele: Son of a bi--
Ness:--is the Craziest Catchphrase award. This award goes to the craziest and wackiest catchphrase here on the site.
Steele:*to LGN and Stif* Seriously, why does he keep doing that?!
Ness: The Nominees are...
SHWAHM!! (Steele)
THIS (Dobs)
Qwned (Also Dobs)
Lemon Grenade!
Ness: The winner is.... SHWAHM!!!
Craziest Catchphrase - SHWAHM!!
Steele accepted his award and screamed.
Steele: SHWAHM!!
Steele, still holding his shroom, did a standing backflip. Cell and Ghost both face-palmed, no doubt at his coolness. As Steele landed from this tremendous feat of a back flip, he stuck the landing extravagantly. However, as he landed, his impact created something of a shockwave along the floor. Along with that, he indecently landed on a small black semi-transparent demon that just happened to be passing by.
As he landed on it, the demon's tail was squashed just below steele's shoes. As it couldn't move, it tried to attack Steele, by creating a massive explosion. This gigantic explosion was unlike any other, as it wasn't the usual red, orange, and yellow normally seen. It was considerably darker, changing from blue, green, and purple. These colors might not seem to fit together, yet somehow, a witness could say it was even beautiful.
As it engulfed Steele, it widened around the entire area, catching others within it's path as well. Within moments, this explosion covered the entire room, and it wouldn't stop there. It erupted upwards eventually, spanning a possible 30 feet. Although it was an explosion, it did not catch fire, nor was the smoke toxic to a human. Most likely, Steele would survive this, as soon as the smoke cleared.
Finally, it ended, spanning a probable 65 feet, barely leaving a trace of it's existence. Despite the attack, Steele didn't move his foot an inch from when the explosion started. Nothing happened at all, Steele thought he imagined the entire thing. As he shruged it off, he carried away. As Steele started walking away, the demon that caused the entire ordeal was severely angered and floated away cursing up a storm.
The audience was baffled, and didn't know how to react.
Steele:..... I got SHWAHM'D.
The crowd screamed and roared at the random explosion, as LGN, Stif and Lance were dumbfounded.
Steele: My explosions courtesy of SLE Inc. Remember, "SLE is better than everyone else, so go to them first..... or else you're not cool"
LGN:.... Was that just a plug for SLE?
Steele: Explosions described in full detail aren't cheap.
LGN: Speaking of explosions, the next award is the Activley-Activest Member!!
Stif: What does that have to do with explosions?
Lance: And the nominees are...
Angel
Star
SLE
Steele: Seriously, how do you do that?!
Lance: And the winner is... ANGEL!!!
Actively Active-est Member - Angel
Angel came up and accepted her award, and went back into the crowd.
Steele pulled KOD (Or Lance in this case) to talk to him, but their conversation was still audible through the mics.
Steele: KOD, what the heck are you doing?
Lance: I'm helping you out with the awards, like you told me!
Steele: No, your random form changing. That's freaking weird and not kewl to do right in the middle of the show!
Lance: I really don't see a problem with it, I have many forums.
Steele: Of course you don't see the problem.
Pikachu: Pika?!
Steele: SEE! LIKE THAT!! You just can't do that in the middle of something!! It's weird!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!
Steele and Pikachu continued to argue as Stif announced the next award.
Stif: This next award is the Best Brawler award. This goes out to the Best Brawler here on the forums. And the nominees are...
Eiron
Surge
Dobs
Cell
Stif: And the winner is.... CELL!!
Best Brawler - Cell
Steele and KOD got back from their fight, and rejoined the rest of the POSTYS staff.
LGN: You know, this award show is taking a long time. I wonder if people are actually reading it?
The Digimon Emperor: I don't know, they might just be scrolling through to pictures of the awards and seeing who won.
Steele: You mean I wrote all this for nothing?!
Stif: No, it means that we can say anything, they don't care.
Steele: Sweet! For our next award, terp de dedeledde derp pe dum. Tum de tedelly derpeddy derpeedy teddle dum.
LGN: Terp tedum te deledlly tum tedum de derdelly
Steele: Terp deeddly Teen Member of the Year. Terp te dedelly duerp de tedelly dumb. The nominees are...
Dobs
Cell
LGN
Maia
Stif: Ter winner de derdelly...DOBS!!!
LGN: Wait, is he still a teen?
Steele: Who cares, give him the award!
Teen Member of the Year - Dobs
Steele: We'll be right back after another word from our sponsors, and winner of the "Beastly Breakfast" award, Waffles!!
LGN: And we're back! We're winding down to our last few awards here, so hold that bladder!
Vegeta: The next award is the Adult Member of the Year. The Nominees are...
Ghost
KoD
Star
Angel
Big Boss
Steele: And the winner is... GHOST!!
Adult Member of the Year - Ghost
Stif: The next award is the "Evil-est" Member award.
LGN: And don't worry, Deveaux wasn't nominated so he won't be it.
Steele: That's Devaux.
Stif: The Nominees are...
Cell
Ghost
Big Boss
KOD
Dobs
LGN
LGN: Why am I a nominee?
Steele: Remember POSTYS 2?
LGN: Oh yeah... Well the winner is... CELL!!
Evil-est Member - Cell
LGN: Don't you think that we should do something completely random and POSTYS like right about now?
Steele: Do you want to explode too?
LGN: Moving on to our next award, the Wackiest Member award! That's pretty self explanitory, so yeah...
Banjo and Kazooie: The nominees are...
Big Boss
Steele
SLEaman
Dobs
Bert
Stif: And the award goes to... DOBS!!
Wackiest Member - Dobs
Steele: Our next award is a smart people award. That's right, it's the Supreme Scribbler award. For clarification this is the award for the overall best writer on the forums. The Nominees are...
Bob_Snicket
Ghost
Cell
Bert
Erion
Jukan
Angel
Stif: The Winner is.... BOB_SNICKET!!
Bob_Snicket - Supreme Scribbler
Steele: We're gonna keep the Award train a rollin all night long, train kept' a' rollin all night long, train kept' a' rollin' all night long.
GaminGod90: The next award is the Hothead award, given for the best Angry Rant. The Nominees are...
Angel - Rant on Life
Twilightlink - Depression and This forum
Jukan
LGN: And the winner is...
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ANGEL!!
Angel - Hothead
Steele: Our next award is the Best Member-Made Youtube Video! The Nominees are...
Ghost - High School Videos
KoD - Wrong Place at the Wrong Time
Jukan - Resident Evil Deadly Silence Video Playthrough
LGN: And the winner is.... KOD!! Wrong Place at the Wrong Time!!
Best Member Made Youtube Video - KOD
Stif: Here's the video now!!
Steele: Ok... Here we go... Our final two awards...
LGN: You know what they are, and you've been waiting. Let's start with Most Dedicated Member.
Stif: This award goes out to the most dedicated member to the site.
Steele: The nominees are...
Stif
Bert
SLE
Sour
Steele: And the winner is... Oh wait.. the WINNERS are..... STIF and SLE!!!
Most Dedicated Members - SLE and Stif
Steele: A bit of clarification is required for this award, a foot-note. SLE had originally won the award. However, he was recently promoted to Staff. So instead of taking his award from him, we decided to give it to both SLE, and the close runner up Stif as well. Congratulations to the both of you, well done.
LGN: And now for our final award of the evening.
KOD: The Two Most Dedicated Staff. Originally, there was a Most Dedicated Staff for each of the three staff ranks, but since there are no more ranks, it was shortened down to two. The Nominees are...
Brian2344
Big Boss
Bob_Snicket
Devaux
Cell
Ghost
Dobs
Steele
LGN
Angel
KOD: And the winners are....ANGEL AND STEELE!!!
Most Dedicated Staff - Angel and Steele
Suddenly explosions went off everywhere, including on stage. Steele got caught up in another explosion, getting SHWAHM'D in the process.
Steele: We'd hate to run, but that's the end of the POSTYS Member Awards!!! Join us soon for the final awards and the closing ceremonies!!! THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE, GOODNIGHT!!!
Why should you have to avoid my six year old wrath though? 
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