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Post by The King Of Darkness on Aug 12, 2009 15:50:46 GMT -5
Deep within the mountainous plains lies a giant mansion home of KoD and all his forms. This mansion was known Castle KoD. A 100 story domain of KoD, where he spent a lot of his time. We find KoD along with his forms in the lounging area when he received THE CALL........
(Phone Rings)
KoD: Hello?
Steele: KoD... it's Steele. We need you down here in Venice Pronto! You got the POSTYS III RPG Section to host. Your time has come! Go rock the house man.
KoD: Ok...Im on my way..
(Click)
Ashley: Who was that KoD?
KoD: Steele. I gotta get down to Venice and hosts the POSTYS.
All 14 of his forms suddenly stood up with KoD.
Ness: Were coming with you.. We could all use a little fun am I right?
All: YEAH!!!!
KoD: Thanks Guys! TO THE KODJET!!
KoD and his forms all boarded KoD private jet complete with a personal pilot, internet access, and an in flight movie.
KoD: POSTYS HERE WE COME!!!
...Hours later.....
Announcer: Back Live from Venice, Italy we bring you back to the most awesome, most spectacular, most epic show in the entire world! That's right we are back with another part of POSTYS III. Without any further ado let's get straight back into the action!
The sound of cheering could be heard from miles as the sound erupted from the arena absolute packed with people. Thousands of people from all parts of the globe rose from their seat as the cheered on Metallica who was playing on stage. The lights in the arena dim as a reddened beam of light shone down of them as the rocked the crowd to the song "Master of Puppets". The music being play was absolutely deafening as the sound blared through the multiple speakers set up. The band continued to take their performance to the absolute extreme. James Hetfield sung the final few notes before ending their performance. James and the band raised there hands as they looked on at all the adoring fans.
James Hetfield: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT!!! YOU'VE ALL BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE!! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!
The band grabbed their gear as security lead them all backstage as they walked through the audience. They were handing out high fives to all the fans along the way as they exited the arena. The whole arena darkened again as a voice was suddenly heard....
Announcer: ANNDDD NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! IT IS TIME FOR OUR RPG PORTION OF THE POSTYS!! AND NOW LETS GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST!! THE ONE THE ONLY KOD!!!!!!!!
A single dark light shone center stage from above as streams flames started to shoot out of the stage. Sparks were flying as the crowd got even louder. A panel in the floor opened up as a platform started to rise from the stage. To everyone's dismay the platform was empty. The crowd momentarily hushed as the announcer spoke.
Announcer: Um folk we seem to cant be able to find KoD and….
Suddenly someone was running through the crowd as the noise level became deafening again. KoD and Shadow began making their way through the crowd as they hastily made their way to the stage high fiving everyone on the way. They jumped up onto the stage and both grabbed a mic to begin.
KoD: WE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT!?!?!?!?!?
The crowd began to roar with excitement.
KoD: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd screamed even louder...
KoD: Aww man you all are to much.. Sorry I'm late; you wouldn't believe the traffic there was to get here and...
Shadow: Umm KoD... couldn't we have just... ya know TELEPORTED HERE?!
KoD: Heh good point… Anyways we have a great show for you tonight! With some special musical performances and of course some awards! WE ARE GONNA ROCK THE LIVING HELL OUTTA YOU ALL TONIGHT! WE ARE GONNA BLOW YOUR F*CKING BRAINS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR F*CKING SKULL SO WITHOUT AND FURTHER ADO LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!!
A podium suddenly appeared from an open floor panel that was holding one of many awards.
KoD: First we start with the award for Narliest NPC... for that character that was just to d*mn awesome to be controlled... and the nominees are...
Samus
Dark Link
Ike
Shadow: AND THE WINNER IS.......DARK LINK!!
Dark link suddenly comes out of the shadows of the stage and appears on stage.
Narliest NPC: Dark Link
The crowd roared as chants of "Dark Link" were heard from all. KoD looked at Dark Link holding his POSTY.
KoD: So Dark Link, on behalf of your award is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?
Dark Link stood looking on silently...
KoD: Ah the cold silent type eh? C'mon Dark Link don't be like that this is YOUR moment!
Dark Link was about to speak when suddenly a mysterious stranger beat his way through the security in the crowd. The stranger then jumped onto the stage and glared angrily at Dark Link. The stranger was none other then Link. The two stood off before clashing their swords. The pure epicness of the clash was madly pumping up the crowd.. Dark Link began to flee to the exit as Link followed. The light shone on them both as they left the arena. KoD and Shadow were stunned by the epic clash they just saw.
Shadow: that was...... FREAKING AWESOME!
KoD: Let's hear it for him! Dark Link!!
The crowd was yet again electrifying as Shadow left the stage via Chaos Control.
KoD: And now sit back and Enjoy VIOLANCE IN THE FORM OF FALCON PUNCH!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL88a0jP6ZE
KoD: We’re ready to introduce our next award for tonight, and to help me announce the winner is none other then everyone’s favorite Pokemon, PIKACHU!
The crowd cheers anticipating Pikachu’s Arrival but noone arrived. Suddenly a Pokeball connected to KoD’s belt began to wiggle which immediately jogged his memory what he did with Pikachu.
KoD: Oops I guess I forgot to let him out of his Pokeball… umm PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!
Out of the Pokeball came Pikachu looking as cute as ever. He then exchanged a glare at KoD.
Pikachu: Pika pi Pikachu pika pika PIKACHU!!!
The crowd looked confused as Pikachu talked in Pokemon language. KoD thinking quickly took Pikachu’s mic and gave him another one, one which had the ability of Pokemon to human translation.
Pikachu: KoD! How many times have I told you to NEVER stick me inside one of those Pokeballs?!
KoD: Hmmm…
A clipshow is played on screen of every time Pikachu told this to KoD with a counter for each time. The ending number of times was 9001..
KoD: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: It’s dark and scary in there... geez it almost as bad as the time you stuck me in your microwave thinking I could use it like a tanning bed!
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KoD: (Was trying to avoid that) Anyways here’s the award for Awe Inspiring RPG quote.
Pikachu: And the nominees are….
"You will carry my story on, child. Because of me, you will live." (Eiron)
"Oh, I'm not here Arietta. Just a figment of a child's imagination." (Angel)
"I'll be honest, I never thought in a thousand years I would be serving my family as a leader," (Kin)
And the winner is…
Pikachu and KoD: …EIRON!!!
Awe Inspiring RPG Quote: Eiron
The crowd roars as Eiron makes his way to the stage to accept his award. Out of nowhere fangirls of Eiron start to scream like crazy.
Fangirl #1: HES SO DREAMY!!!
Fangirl #2: I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND NEVER LET GO!!
Eiron pays no mind and takes his award and then leaves the stage.
Pikachu: LET'S HEAR IT FOR EIRON!!
Loud applause carried through the arena as Pikachu leaves the stage.
KoD: And now let’s see a trailer for one of the most anticipated movies of all time! SUPERBOUND!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vvXAHLuEOE
KoD: Be sure to see that this summer when it comes out and…
Ness warps in through a portal.
Ness: Assuming you’re not at the beach checking out the girls like a total perv… (growls) If you know I am if you know what I mean…
KoD: >_> No I don’t think I do....
There was a brief pause as Ness had a big grin on his face.
KoD: but I’m gonna tell Paula you’re cheating on her…
Ness: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoD: Then stop being a perv and help me introduce the next POSTY!
Ness: Ok ok! This next POSTY goes to the all time villain of the RPG world… And the nominees are…
Crehavos
Nemeck
Arietta
Evil Kin
Ness: And the winner is…………..To be announced after this commercial break!
KoD: NESS!!!
Ness: Oh fine…the winner is CREHAVOS!!
Best RPG Villain: Crehavos (Cell)
Crehavos warps in through a portal and makes his way to the podium to grab his POSTY. Ness being so unused to what true evil really was (nothing personal Giygas) he was literally quivering in fear. Ness briefly caught eyes with Crehavos and experience fear SO severe he wet his pants. Crehavos then took his POSTY and made his way back into the portal to Fallen Angel Castle in Hell.
Ness: ._.
KoD: Heh I’ll be honest even I got a few chills from that guy… Lets here it for Crehavos!!!!!
The cheering grew even more intense.. Ness slowly left the stage as he went to change his pants. Suddenly the stage darkens as one beam of light aluminates a man on stage. It was none other then Scatman John along with his band. They laid down some funky tunes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
Right as John began Ashley, Ness, Shadow, Puppetmon, Banjo, Kazooie, The Digimon Emperor, Blackwargreymon, Konata, Lance, Pikachu, The Masked Man, and Vegeta all accompany KoD on Stage. As Scatman John begins to do his number, KoD and his buddies do a number of there own. All of them start to do a synchronized dance together before breaking into a circle. Ness entered and started to spin on top his head to the beat like a Hitmontop.
KoD: That’s using your head Ness!
Vegeta wanted in on the action and went in the circle and started showing his moves.
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The entire crowd roared with excitement from the act as everyone started chanting “VEGETA!!!” Scatman John’s act finally concluded as KoD and his pals all took a bow.
KoD: Oh man that was fun and speaking of fun that leads us into our next award for the Coolest RP Character and…
Suddenly a beam of light shoots out from the stage as Ashley appears from the stream of light..
KoD: Ashley? What are you doing here?
Ashley: Just here to collect my POSTY for the Coolest RP Character!
KoD: But Ashley don’t you have to¡ ya know.. ACTUALLY RP to be nominated for this award?
Ashley: UGH… well if someone would stop making videos long enough to use me for RPing maybe it would be ME wining this award!
KoD: (Dang Owned!) anyways… Ashley why don’t I make it up to you by letting you read the nominees for this award?
Ashley: My pleasure… and the nominees are¡….
Crehavos (Cell)
Eiron (Eiron)
Arietta (Angel)
Snicket (Snicket)
Steele (Steele)
LGN (LGN)
Genesis (Maxi)
And the winner is…….. Yet again CREHAVOS!!!
Coolest RP Character: Crehavos (Cell)
Yet again Crehavos comes through the portal and makes his way to the podium to accept his second POSTY.
KoD: Geez I don’t know if he’s more honored or more annoyed by all these constant trips he has to make here…
Yet again Crehavos grabs his POSTY and makes his way back to the portal straight to hell. There was a long awkward silence.
KoD: ummm……Let’s hear it again for CREHAVOS!!!
The crowd got loud again. As Ashley made her way off stage, KoD is suddenly from off stage handed a message.. KoD reads it.
KoD: AHH!! According to this note the government has now released the sales of the most powerful kick butt cars in the entire world. Ladies and gentlemen I give you…… THE LUCARS!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye5SmDdll0o
The crowd cheers in excitement but outside the arena a noise is heard. The Sound of a car is heard from the arenas lobby as it soon burst through the wall and drives full speed down the ramp and to the stage. Shadow was behind the wheel as he drove faster and faster before finally crashing full force into the stage. The entire stage shook for a moment. Inside the Lucar the airbags deployed saving Shadows life. Shadow got out of the Lucar and gave thumbs up to KoD. KoD observed the Lucar before looking at the audience.
KoD: And would you look at that ladies and gentlemen? Not even so much as a single scratch is on the Lucar and you all felt how hard it hit the stage! That’s the power of the Lucar! So go out and buy one today!
The roar of the crowd became deafening yet again. Shadow backed up the Lucar back up the ramp and out of the arena.
KoD: Time for another RP award. This next POSTY is for the Most Memorable Moment (RP). And to help me introduce this award is none other then Puppetmon!
Puppetmon runs onto the stage but trips on a step and faceplants. He gets up quickly and heads to the podium.
Puppetmon: Ehh heh heh so it’s my turn eh? Well let’s read the nominees for Most Memorable RP moment…...the Nominees are…..
Crehavos taking over the universe for 7 years
WHAAA?!? This can’t be right! Only one nominee? I guess that means it wins by default….
KoD: LAME! Oh well moving on…
Most Memorable RP Moment: Crehavos Taking Over The Universe For 7 Years
Pikachu yet again made an appearance onto the stage as the lights darkened and two spotlights shone on Pikachu.
Pikachu: PIKA!!!
Pikachu started to do his infamous Pikachu Dance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_L9BHO6kg
The crowd was screaming like crazy as they watched Pikachu finish dancing.
KoD: Our next award is the Holy Grail among all RPGers alike. That’s Right our next award is Radical RPG'er (best rpg'er)…… And the nominees are…..
Angel
Eiron
Cell
Dobs
Snicket
Maxi
And the winner is…. Huh? What’s this? There appears to be a tie. So I should say the winners are…. ANGEL AND SNICKET!!!
Radical RPG’er (Best RPG’er): Angel and Snicket
KoD uses his dark powers to spilt the POSTY for the award into to two separate POSTYS for the award. Angel and Snicket make there way on stage to accept their award.
Angel: Mr. Bob you said we go to the park! I wanna play! (pouts)
Bob: We will right after we get our award I promise!
Suddenly a voice was heard from nowhere.
?: STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER!
Out of nowhere another Bob Snicket drops onto the stage.
KoD and the others looked on with confusion.
KoD: What’s the meaning of this?
?: That’s not Bob Snicket. I’M the REAL Bob Snicket. He’s my evil identical arch enemy known as Snob Biscuit.
All: GASP!!!
Bob points directly at Snob.
Bob: And I do believe that’s MY award you’re trying to make off with so give it here.
Snob: Never! If you want it you must fight me..
Bob: So be it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmCUUgiE6Qo
KoD quickly covered Angel’s eyes.
KoD: Angel! Don’t look!! This is just things your young mind doesn’t need to learn....
The two of them pull out their lightsabers as they began to clash. Their sabers crackled as they struck one another. Snob attempted to slash at Bob but did a backflip to avoidnear disaster. They continued to clash until one wrong move from Bob lead him into a crafty counter by Snob resulting in Bob losing his right hand in full. Bob screamed in pain as blood spilled out… Snob approached Bob.
Snob: You do not yet know your importance. Join me. With our combine strength we will rule the RP world.
Bob: I’LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
Snob: If you only knew what happened to your brother….
Bob: You killed him!
Snob: No…
He removes face mask that looks like Bob to reveal another face that looks like Bob.
Snob: I am your brother!
Bob: Nooo…that’s not true…THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Snob: Search your feelings you know it is true!
Bob: Brother.
KoD: Would you PLEASE take your damn POSTYS and take your drama affair SOMEWHERE ELSE so we can continue the show?
Bob Looks at Snob.
Snob: Go ahead you earned it.
KoD uncovers Angel’s Eyes as he presents Bob and Angel with the POSTY. Upon accepting it, Bob, Snob, And Angel make their way offstage.
KoD: Lets here it for Angel and Snicket.
The crowd goes crazy as the lights soon dim down on KoD.
KoD: And now ladies and gentlemen I bring you a VERY special musical performance from a band to rock you till you drop! I GIVE YOU THE DESPERADO CRASH MAMBO COMBO!! THE DCMC!!!!
The crowd starts screaming like crazy as all the band members come out of the stage like Michael Jackson on the Thriller Tour. OJ and his crew took a look at the raging audience and smiled.
Magic: Just like old times eh?
Shimmy Zmizz: Yep
OJ: Tonda Gossa!! Are we having a good time tonight???
The crowd was absolutely electrifying.
OJ: OH MAH PORK!! Its time to rock out loud with the DCMC! We are gonna leave you with a performance so spectacular you’ll tell your kids about. So here’s a little number we like to call “King P’s Theme”!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOlVA3K7vwg
The crowd was booming as the DCMC hit the final notes of their song.
OJ: Thank You and GOODNIGHT!!!
The DCMC grabbed their equipment as they exited the stage. KoD then walked on stage and took the mic.
KoD: Weren’t they awesome folks? Be sure to stop by the lobby after the show to pick up some OFFICIAL DCMC merchandise. They got boxers, underwear, clothes, mugs, shirts, hats you name it! They have it! Which I'm giving you time to do now because we have to take a quick 30 minute intermission.
The Crowd exited the arena and made their way to the bathrooms, concession stands and Souvenir stands. From the food stands the smell of freshly made popcorn, hotdogs, and internets could be smelled. It was a packed crowd as there was minimal elbow room. 30 minutes later the crowd returned into the arena seating.
KoD: Welcome back everyone to show..
Shadow Ashley and Ness Appear on stage.
KoD: We have something special in store for your entertainment. Me, Shadow, and Ness are gonna play a little DDR and.........
Suddenly there was a HUGE Crash right through the wall.
?: I think not.. this show is over and I'm here to destroy it...
KoD: Yo who's this rude dude crashin our party?
KoD took one look at the intruder and his eyes widen.
KoD: NO… IT CAN’T BE!!
The intruder was a mechanized bot that had eight legs like a spider, a blaster cannon and horns. His whole body was metallic from head to toe. KoD started to panic as he mentally relayed a message to his buddies to get on stage. Within Moments all of KoD’s pals were on stage with him.
Ness: What’s the emergency?
KoD: Link King’s back, reconstructed I might add…He’s here to spam up our show and completely wreck it!
Ashley: Oh no! We’ve got to stop him or our show is bound to be completely ruined.
KoD: We’re gonna want to take him out fast. If he starts spamming that’s it..
Shadow: DARN IT! I thought we finished him off last time!
KoD: Guess not… Ashley, take him down!
Ashley: With pleasure!
Link King: 3
The tip of Ashley’s staff began to glow a bright red as she fired a massive stream of fire at Link King. He was engulfed in flames. When the flames died down he was completely unharmed.
Ashley: WHAT?!
KoD: That’s Impossible that was a direct hit!!!
Link King: 2
KoD: I’m guessing he’s counting down to a major spam attack… New plan guys. Ashley you use your power to protect the audience while we ALL attack..
Ashley: Gotcha.
Ashley’s staff now shined a bright light which she shot into the air. Within moments light covered the entire audience acting as a shield as long as her energy sustained.
Ashley: NOW!
KoD, Blackwargreymon, Ness, Shadow, Masked Man, Vegeta, and Puppetmon lined up and readied an attack.
KoD: TAKE THIS!!
KoD fired many blast of dark energy at Link King.
Blackwargreymon: Terra DESTROYER!!!!
Blackwargreymon launched a massive blackened ball of energy at Link King.
Ness: PK STARSTORM!!!
Many stars rained down on Link King.
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST!!!
Shadow unleashed a huge blast of energy at Link King.
Masked Man: PK LOVE OMEGA!!!
Masked man unleashed a MASSIVE amount of PSI mental energy on Link King.
Puppetmon: PUPPET PUMMEL!!!!!!
From Puppetmon’s hammer he shot a barrage of energy shots.
Vegeta turned Super Saiyan and charged up for a huge attack.
Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta fired a MASSIVE beam of energy right at Link King.
The attacks all collided with Link King Dead in the center of it. The impact of the explosion shook the entire arena. They were sure that did him in.. However the smoke cleared only to reveal Link King was again unharmed.. Ashley’s energy began to run low as she dropped the barrier. They were all in utter shock.
All:
Link King: 1
KoD: I think¡.were as good as F***ed!
All the sudden some guys rush onto the stage…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpLPVZNfO8
It was the DCMC! Baccio jumped in front.
Baccio: Tonda Gossa! Dramatic Climaxes is where unruly dudes like us get to shine!
Baccio Attacks!
Link King Took damage as he started to look weakened.
Shimmy Zmizz jumped out in front.
Shimmy Zmizz: Looks like Link King was trying to ruin this awesome show for everyone, I say it’s high time we screw up his idiotic plans!
Shimmy Zmizz Attacks.
Link King took more damage and is starting to get weak.
Magic jumped out in front.
Magic: Hah! We ain’t gonna let this Link King freak have his way!
Magic Attacks!
Link King looked like he was crushed and was on his last legs as his body began to spark.
OJ jumps out in front.
OJ: We’re gonna make you pay for all the bad stuff you’ve done! Get Ready! It’s Punishment Time!
OJ attacked!
Link King began to madly spark as he slowly started to combust and emit a series of explosions before finally letting out one MASSIVE explosion. Link King Was Beat as his robotic parts scattered all over the arena. Fans fought to catch the falling parts as a souvenir.
KoD and the others looked shocked. They had no idea how the DCMC had one but they weren’t one to argue.
KoD: Ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed a epic battle. LETS HERE IT FOR YOUR HEROES THE DCMC!!
The crowd ROARED with pure excitement as the DCMC took a bow before once again leaving the stage.
KoD: Moving on we have yet another award and this time it’s for The Worst Video Game of the Year… A game so bad it makes poop look good. And the Nominees are…..
Sonic Unleashed
Haze
Army Of Two
Boogie
And the winner is or should I say all time loser is……… Sonic Unleashed.
Worst Game Of The Year: Sonic Unleashed
Takashi Iizuka appears on stage expecting to claim a POSTY but KoD wasn’t holding one. The crowd began to madly Boo Iizuka,
KoD: Congrats you win the award for epically failing at what you call creating a good game… so while you don’t win a award for your fail let me assure you, you DO get something… FALCON PUNCH!!!
KoD turned around and delivered one of the hardest Falcon Punches directly in the jaw sending him flying into the sky above the arena. Suddenly the crowd began to madly cheer as KoD took a bow to the audience.
KoD: And now we head outside to the arena with Lance for a special stunt being preformed by Shadow.
Outside the arena there are two giant ramps in between a series of flaming hoops, all over a pool of Lava. The Pool was about the length of 20 Buses. Shadow drives up towards the ramp on his motorcycle looking at the task ahead of him. Lance looked at the camera.
Lance: Ok what Shadow is going to do is very simple. He's going to drive off the ramp through these flaming hoops over this huge pool of lava all the way on the safe landing of the other ramp. And if he screws up he's as good as dead. Are you ready Shadow?
Shadow nodded. He began to rev his engine as he drove into plays for the jump. Suddenly out of nowhere, Big Boss drove up behind Shadow with a lead pipe. Big Boss took the pipe and slammed it into Shadows skull knocking off his bike and out cold. Big Boss got off his bike and moved Shadow and his bike out of the way... BB reved his engine from the starting point and took off. Off the ramp he went soaring gracefully through each and every one of the hoops. He was almost at the ramp before a big geyser spewed up a stream of lava right at BB from below. The audience gasped expecting to see BB's demise. Suddenly through fire and flames comes BB dropping on his flaming motorcycle back onto the ramp. The crowd roared with excitement to see BB still alive as he descended the ramp.
Big Boss: Good thing I'm wearing my fire camo.
Lance as well as KoD and everyone else was stunned. Lance approached BB with only one thing he could think to say..
Lance: Big Boss you are the f*cking man! Back to you KoD!
Back inside the arena KoD was ready to get started again.
KoD: And now I give you a clipshow of one of the greatest shows ever to be released on YouTube. I give you none other then “Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xYjE_LwsQ0
KoD: Don’t try this at home Kids it’s pretty retarded and I don’t mean in the Forrest Gump Lovable way either!
A few laughs and chuckles come from the audience.
KoD: Now for our next award I introduce to you The Masked Man!!
The Masked Man flies onto the stage using bat like wings... suddenly as The Masked Man landed the sound of many Pigmask Soldier could be heard from the audience over the sound of cheering. A random hungry audience member began staring at the pigmask before finally chancing him around the audience...
Random Dude: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigmask: (squeals)
Back on stage The Masked Man turned to the audience…
Masked Man: So it’s my turn to introduce a POSTY huh? Very well, this next POSTY is for the Most Craved Character. That certain character EVERYONE wanted in Brawl but didn’t get it because Sakurai is a cheap lazy (BEEP) (mumbles)… Anyways the nominees are….
Mewtwo
Pichu
Isaac
Ridley
Dark Samus
Banjo Kazooie
Masked Man: And the winner is…
Suddenly out of Nowhere Mewtwo teleported onto the stage. KoD and Masked Man looked confused.
KoD: Mewtwo what are you doing here?
Mewtwo: I’m here to accept my POSTY!
Masked Man: But how do you even know you won?
Mewtwo: Cause I'm a overpowered psychic kitty that foresaw all this would come. Now gimmie!
Mewtwo used his psychic powers to push the Masked Man to the ground making him drop the POSTY. He got up and was furious…
Masked Man: You jerk! Now you’ll PAY! TAKE THIS!!!
Masked Man swung his sword firing an intense bolt of Lightning at Mewtwo... The bolt struck the stage covering the entire stage in smoke as it wildly shook. The smoke cleared to reveal at the last second used Protect to save himself.
Mewtwo: Ha ha ha Pathetic…
Mewtwo charged up his Shadow Ball and shot it at the Masked Man. It hit him in the chest sending him flying back into a wall. His armor started to spark as Mewtwo used his Telepathic Powers to fling him right out of the arena. Masked went flying through the sky. Mewtwo stared at the audience as he took his POSTY.
Most Craved Character: Mewtwo
Mewtwo: And THAT is why I had BETTER be in SSB4…..OR ELSE!
With that warning delivered Mewtwo teleported. KoD looked on at the carnage the fight did to the stage before looking back at the audience.
KoD: Let’s here it for the one, the only, MEWTWO!!
The Crowd once again lit up with excitement.
KoD: And now we go to an important message from the President of the United States of America!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dobCCDDGHE4
Ness walked onto the stage...
Ness: (Laughs) I remember that! It’s too bad they had me impeached for associating myself with Poo who they assumed was a terrorist out to plot destruction on America.
KoD: (Something about that last sentence sounded very wrong…) Anyways…
Ness walked of the stage so KoD could continue.
KoD: Our next award is For the Best Video Game Villain and to help me introduce this award is none other then the Prince of All Saiyans, VEGETA!
Vegeta warps onto the stage with a scorn on his face.
Vegeta: WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME I GOT MY CHANCE!!
KoD: Chillax Vegetable (^_^) It’s the POSTYS so do try and have some fun…
Vegeta: BAH!!!
KoD: Well if it makes you feel better you can read off the nominees...
Vegeta: Oh Fine…. and the nominees are…
Porky (Mother 3)
Ganondorf (Legend Of Zelda)
Bowser (Mario Bros.)
Nightmare (Kirby)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
Virgil (Devil May Cry 3)
And the winner is….GANONDORF!!
Best Video Game Villain: Ganondorf
Ganondorf does his Dair spike to bust a hole through the ceiling and drop in from above; He landed on his feet and exchanged a menacing glare at Vegeta who soon returned the scorn. KoD quickly intervened.
KoD: HEY HEY HEY YOU TWO! If you want to fight take it OUTSIDE, but NOT HERE!
Vegeta: Fine! Hey tiny! You, me, the parking lot after the show!
Ganondorf punches his fist and laughs as he took his POSTY and quickly disappeared. Vegeta warped off the stage to prepare for his fight later.
KoD: Now time for another awesome video… It’s None other then Weird Al’s I’ll Sue ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug
KoD: And now I bring you the award for Best Video Game Hero/Heroine…And The Nominees are…
Banjo Kazooie (Banjo Kazooie)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Link (Legend Of Zelda)
Ratchet and Clank (Ratchet And Clank)
Master Chief (Halo)
Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
And the winner is….LINK!!!
Best Video Game Hero/ Heroine: Link
Link who is still fighting Dark Link comes busting through a wall back on stage. Both Link and Dark Link draw back and raise their swords. They rushed in and clashed their swords together with such impact that their swords flew to the opposite sides of the room. Dark Link drew out his POSTY he won earlier. Link quickly grabbed his as it soon turned into a POSTYS fight. KoD was blown away by the battle and the two drew back to retrieve their swords before running off again... KoD took the mic again with a smile on his face... moments later he is joined by Ashley, Ness, Shadow, Puppetmon, Banjo, Kazooie, The Digimon Emperor, Blackwargreymon, Konata, Lance, Pikachu, and Vegeta¡ the only one missing was the Masked Man, who conveniently at the very moment busted through the ceiling crashing into the stage. The 14 of them looked at the admiring audience, who was louder then can be now...
KoD: Well ladies and gentlemen this is it, the final award of this part. And I’ve saved the best for last, The Video Game Of The Year award.
Ashley: This goes to a game that exceeds where all other games fail.
Shadow: A game enjoyable till the end.
Puppetmon: A game with plenty of challenge.
Ness: A game that has plenty or replay value to all.
KoD: And the nominees are…………
Metal Gear Solid 4
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Guitar Hero World Tour
Grand Theft Auto
Assassins Creed
Tales of Vesperia
KoD: And the POSTY for the Best Video Game Of The Year goes to……………
All: SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!!!!!
Best Video Game Of The Year: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
A massive roar of cheering came from the crowd as Mashiro Sakurai made his way on stage and looked into KoD’s eyes. Out of respect KoD handed Sakurai his POSTY and shook his hand. A smile was on both of their faces but suddenly KoD’s smile turned into a look of pure evil.
KoD: Sakurai you FOOL! You fell right into our trap. Now we have you absolutely surrounded by angry Nintendo fans that didn’t get in brawl...
Mewtwo teleported on stage as the audience members started to move towards the stage.
Sakurai: Uh oh!
KoD: GET HIM!!!
The audience members swarmed the stage and grabbed Sakurai as they took him out to the parking lot. Mewtwo wasn’t far behind... Vegeta who had just remembered his fight followed the crowd... Suddenly LGN Steele and Stif appeared on Stage. KoD looked back at them.
KoD: What took you guys so long?! I've been waiting all night for you all! Where were ya?
LGN: Frank the penguin didn't want to wear his tux and decided to hide from me.
Steele: I was SHWAHMing People..
Stif: I was swooning over my life size poster of Luna and lost track of time... I feel like I really can connect with her...
KoD: err......
KoD looked at the audience.
KoD: And that wraps up this section of the POSTYS!! You’ve all been a wonderful audience! GOODNIGHT!!!
The entire sky was now raining confetti and balloons. The sky was darkened but within moments it was covered in a heavy wave of fireworks. The sky light up with all varieties of color, from blue, to orange, to green, and to red.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inAltlze5OE
KoD: BE SURE TO WATCH THE REST OF THE SHOW EVERYONE! DON’T BE A NOOB!!!
(OOC) KoD: Thought that was the end huh? Nope not just yet. Keep Reading there’s a little more!
The Audience as the final display of fireworks ended slowly but surely exited the arena. There must have been over 10,000 people trying to push their way out of the arena. People made their way back into the lobby where like promised DCMC merchandise was being sold along with merchandise for POSTYS III. It was crowded and noisy as could be. The People soon started making their way towards the Parking Lot. From within the parking lot there were cars as far as the eye could see. Deep center within the lot was Vegeta waiting for Ganondorf to arrive for their fight. Minutes passed before Ganondorf Finally arrived. They traded cold hateful glares.
Ganondorf: Give up now punk you have no chance against the great Ganondorf.
Vegeta: How about you STFU?! I've had it with your mouth! I'll make sure to shut you up and good!!
Ganondorf: I'll be the one to shut YOU up!! HYAAAHH!!
Ganondorf threw a hard punch at Vegeta but he moved at super speeds dodging the punch. Ganondorf continued to attack as Vegeta kept dodging. Ganondorf was now angered.
Ganondorf: HOLD STILL!!!!
Vegeta: Alright...
Ganondorf hit Vegeta in the face as hard as he could with his mighty Warlock Punch. The impact was so powerful it sent cars flying into the wall crashing and exploding on impact. The people who spectated the POSTYS upon seeing this ran as fast as they could screaming out of fear. Vegeta turned around unharmed...
Vegeta: Heh... now it’s my turn!
Vegeta cracked his fist before hitting Ganondorf in the jaw. Him being human (?) and Vegeta being a Saiyan, Ganondorf took a crushing blow. He was sent flying through several cars which exploded on him on impact before Vegeta finally went through a gasoline truck. The second he connected it caused a colossal explosion engulfing the whole lot in the blast. The cars within the lot all began to explode adding fuel to the fire. The blast died down to reveal a lot full of blown up cars and fire. Vegeta again appeared unharmed as he looked down at where Ganondorf's remains were. Blood was covering Ganondorf as he appeared dead.
Vegeta: Hmm so THAT is how Ganondorf Died!
Suddenly KoD showed up out of nowhere behind Vegeta and looked at the carnage of the fight with a shocked expression. He was at a loss of words before finally thinking of something to say...
KoD: I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP!!
(Phone Rings)
KoD: Hello?
Steele: KoD... it's Steele. We need you down here in Venice Pronto! You got the POSTYS III RPG Section to host. Your time has come! Go rock the house man.
KoD: Ok...Im on my way..
(Click)
Ashley: Who was that KoD?
KoD: Steele. I gotta get down to Venice and hosts the POSTYS.
All 14 of his forms suddenly stood up with KoD.
Ness: Were coming with you.. We could all use a little fun am I right?
All: YEAH!!!!
KoD: Thanks Guys! TO THE KODJET!!
KoD and his forms all boarded KoD private jet complete with a personal pilot, internet access, and an in flight movie.
KoD: POSTYS HERE WE COME!!!
...Hours later.....
Announcer: Back Live from Venice, Italy we bring you back to the most awesome, most spectacular, most epic show in the entire world! That's right we are back with another part of POSTYS III. Without any further ado let's get straight back into the action!
The sound of cheering could be heard from miles as the sound erupted from the arena absolute packed with people. Thousands of people from all parts of the globe rose from their seat as the cheered on Metallica who was playing on stage. The lights in the arena dim as a reddened beam of light shone down of them as the rocked the crowd to the song "Master of Puppets". The music being play was absolutely deafening as the sound blared through the multiple speakers set up. The band continued to take their performance to the absolute extreme. James Hetfield sung the final few notes before ending their performance. James and the band raised there hands as they looked on at all the adoring fans.
James Hetfield: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT!!! YOU'VE ALL BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE!! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!
The band grabbed their gear as security lead them all backstage as they walked through the audience. They were handing out high fives to all the fans along the way as they exited the arena. The whole arena darkened again as a voice was suddenly heard....
Announcer: ANNDDD NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! IT IS TIME FOR OUR RPG PORTION OF THE POSTYS!! AND NOW LETS GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST!! THE ONE THE ONLY KOD!!!!!!!!
A single dark light shone center stage from above as streams flames started to shoot out of the stage. Sparks were flying as the crowd got even louder. A panel in the floor opened up as a platform started to rise from the stage. To everyone's dismay the platform was empty. The crowd momentarily hushed as the announcer spoke.
Announcer: Um folk we seem to cant be able to find KoD and….
Suddenly someone was running through the crowd as the noise level became deafening again. KoD and Shadow began making their way through the crowd as they hastily made their way to the stage high fiving everyone on the way. They jumped up onto the stage and both grabbed a mic to begin.
KoD: WE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT!?!?!?!?!?
The crowd began to roar with excitement.
KoD: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd screamed even louder...
KoD: Aww man you all are to much.. Sorry I'm late; you wouldn't believe the traffic there was to get here and...
Shadow: Umm KoD... couldn't we have just... ya know TELEPORTED HERE?!
KoD: Heh good point… Anyways we have a great show for you tonight! With some special musical performances and of course some awards! WE ARE GONNA ROCK THE LIVING HELL OUTTA YOU ALL TONIGHT! WE ARE GONNA BLOW YOUR F*CKING BRAINS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR F*CKING SKULL SO WITHOUT AND FURTHER ADO LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!!
A podium suddenly appeared from an open floor panel that was holding one of many awards.
KoD: First we start with the award for Narliest NPC... for that character that was just to d*mn awesome to be controlled... and the nominees are...
Samus
Dark Link
Ike
Shadow: AND THE WINNER IS.......DARK LINK!!
Dark link suddenly comes out of the shadows of the stage and appears on stage.
Narliest NPC: Dark Link
The crowd roared as chants of "Dark Link" were heard from all. KoD looked at Dark Link holding his POSTY.
KoD: So Dark Link, on behalf of your award is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?
Dark Link stood looking on silently...
KoD: Ah the cold silent type eh? C'mon Dark Link don't be like that this is YOUR moment!
Dark Link was about to speak when suddenly a mysterious stranger beat his way through the security in the crowd. The stranger then jumped onto the stage and glared angrily at Dark Link. The stranger was none other then Link. The two stood off before clashing their swords. The pure epicness of the clash was madly pumping up the crowd.. Dark Link began to flee to the exit as Link followed. The light shone on them both as they left the arena. KoD and Shadow were stunned by the epic clash they just saw.
Shadow: that was...... FREAKING AWESOME!
KoD: Let's hear it for him! Dark Link!!
The crowd was yet again electrifying as Shadow left the stage via Chaos Control.
KoD: And now sit back and Enjoy VIOLANCE IN THE FORM OF FALCON PUNCH!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL88a0jP6ZE
KoD: We’re ready to introduce our next award for tonight, and to help me announce the winner is none other then everyone’s favorite Pokemon, PIKACHU!
The crowd cheers anticipating Pikachu’s Arrival but noone arrived. Suddenly a Pokeball connected to KoD’s belt began to wiggle which immediately jogged his memory what he did with Pikachu.
KoD: Oops I guess I forgot to let him out of his Pokeball… umm PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!
Out of the Pokeball came Pikachu looking as cute as ever. He then exchanged a glare at KoD.
Pikachu: Pika pi Pikachu pika pika PIKACHU!!!
The crowd looked confused as Pikachu talked in Pokemon language. KoD thinking quickly took Pikachu’s mic and gave him another one, one which had the ability of Pokemon to human translation.
Pikachu: KoD! How many times have I told you to NEVER stick me inside one of those Pokeballs?!
KoD: Hmmm…
A clipshow is played on screen of every time Pikachu told this to KoD with a counter for each time. The ending number of times was 9001..
KoD: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: It’s dark and scary in there... geez it almost as bad as the time you stuck me in your microwave thinking I could use it like a tanning bed!
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KoD: (Was trying to avoid that) Anyways here’s the award for Awe Inspiring RPG quote.
Pikachu: And the nominees are….
"You will carry my story on, child. Because of me, you will live." (Eiron)
"Oh, I'm not here Arietta. Just a figment of a child's imagination." (Angel)
"I'll be honest, I never thought in a thousand years I would be serving my family as a leader," (Kin)
And the winner is…
Pikachu and KoD: …EIRON!!!
Awe Inspiring RPG Quote: Eiron
The crowd roars as Eiron makes his way to the stage to accept his award. Out of nowhere fangirls of Eiron start to scream like crazy.
Fangirl #1: HES SO DREAMY!!!
Fangirl #2: I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND NEVER LET GO!!
Eiron pays no mind and takes his award and then leaves the stage.
Pikachu: LET'S HEAR IT FOR EIRON!!
Loud applause carried through the arena as Pikachu leaves the stage.
KoD: And now let’s see a trailer for one of the most anticipated movies of all time! SUPERBOUND!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vvXAHLuEOE
KoD: Be sure to see that this summer when it comes out and…
Ness warps in through a portal.
Ness: Assuming you’re not at the beach checking out the girls like a total perv… (growls) If you know I am if you know what I mean…
KoD: >_> No I don’t think I do....
There was a brief pause as Ness had a big grin on his face.
KoD: but I’m gonna tell Paula you’re cheating on her…
Ness: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoD: Then stop being a perv and help me introduce the next POSTY!
Ness: Ok ok! This next POSTY goes to the all time villain of the RPG world… And the nominees are…
Crehavos
Nemeck
Arietta
Evil Kin
Ness: And the winner is…………..To be announced after this commercial break!
KoD: NESS!!!
Ness: Oh fine…the winner is CREHAVOS!!
Best RPG Villain: Crehavos (Cell)
Crehavos warps in through a portal and makes his way to the podium to grab his POSTY. Ness being so unused to what true evil really was (nothing personal Giygas) he was literally quivering in fear. Ness briefly caught eyes with Crehavos and experience fear SO severe he wet his pants. Crehavos then took his POSTY and made his way back into the portal to Fallen Angel Castle in Hell.
Ness: ._.
KoD: Heh I’ll be honest even I got a few chills from that guy… Lets here it for Crehavos!!!!!
The cheering grew even more intense.. Ness slowly left the stage as he went to change his pants. Suddenly the stage darkens as one beam of light aluminates a man on stage. It was none other then Scatman John along with his band. They laid down some funky tunes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
Right as John began Ashley, Ness, Shadow, Puppetmon, Banjo, Kazooie, The Digimon Emperor, Blackwargreymon, Konata, Lance, Pikachu, The Masked Man, and Vegeta all accompany KoD on Stage. As Scatman John begins to do his number, KoD and his buddies do a number of there own. All of them start to do a synchronized dance together before breaking into a circle. Ness entered and started to spin on top his head to the beat like a Hitmontop.
KoD: That’s using your head Ness!
Vegeta wanted in on the action and went in the circle and started showing his moves.
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The entire crowd roared with excitement from the act as everyone started chanting “VEGETA!!!” Scatman John’s act finally concluded as KoD and his pals all took a bow.
KoD: Oh man that was fun and speaking of fun that leads us into our next award for the Coolest RP Character and…
Suddenly a beam of light shoots out from the stage as Ashley appears from the stream of light..
KoD: Ashley? What are you doing here?
Ashley: Just here to collect my POSTY for the Coolest RP Character!
KoD: But Ashley don’t you have to¡ ya know.. ACTUALLY RP to be nominated for this award?
Ashley: UGH… well if someone would stop making videos long enough to use me for RPing maybe it would be ME wining this award!
KoD: (Dang Owned!) anyways… Ashley why don’t I make it up to you by letting you read the nominees for this award?
Ashley: My pleasure… and the nominees are¡….
Crehavos (Cell)
Eiron (Eiron)
Arietta (Angel)
Snicket (Snicket)
Steele (Steele)
LGN (LGN)
Genesis (Maxi)
And the winner is…….. Yet again CREHAVOS!!!
Coolest RP Character: Crehavos (Cell)
Yet again Crehavos comes through the portal and makes his way to the podium to accept his second POSTY.
KoD: Geez I don’t know if he’s more honored or more annoyed by all these constant trips he has to make here…
Yet again Crehavos grabs his POSTY and makes his way back to the portal straight to hell. There was a long awkward silence.
KoD: ummm……Let’s hear it again for CREHAVOS!!!
The crowd got loud again. As Ashley made her way off stage, KoD is suddenly from off stage handed a message.. KoD reads it.
KoD: AHH!! According to this note the government has now released the sales of the most powerful kick butt cars in the entire world. Ladies and gentlemen I give you…… THE LUCARS!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye5SmDdll0o
The crowd cheers in excitement but outside the arena a noise is heard. The Sound of a car is heard from the arenas lobby as it soon burst through the wall and drives full speed down the ramp and to the stage. Shadow was behind the wheel as he drove faster and faster before finally crashing full force into the stage. The entire stage shook for a moment. Inside the Lucar the airbags deployed saving Shadows life. Shadow got out of the Lucar and gave thumbs up to KoD. KoD observed the Lucar before looking at the audience.
KoD: And would you look at that ladies and gentlemen? Not even so much as a single scratch is on the Lucar and you all felt how hard it hit the stage! That’s the power of the Lucar! So go out and buy one today!
The roar of the crowd became deafening yet again. Shadow backed up the Lucar back up the ramp and out of the arena.
KoD: Time for another RP award. This next POSTY is for the Most Memorable Moment (RP). And to help me introduce this award is none other then Puppetmon!
Puppetmon runs onto the stage but trips on a step and faceplants. He gets up quickly and heads to the podium.
Puppetmon: Ehh heh heh so it’s my turn eh? Well let’s read the nominees for Most Memorable RP moment…...the Nominees are…..
Crehavos taking over the universe for 7 years
WHAAA?!? This can’t be right! Only one nominee? I guess that means it wins by default….
KoD: LAME! Oh well moving on…
Most Memorable RP Moment: Crehavos Taking Over The Universe For 7 Years
Pikachu yet again made an appearance onto the stage as the lights darkened and two spotlights shone on Pikachu.
Pikachu: PIKA!!!
Pikachu started to do his infamous Pikachu Dance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_L9BHO6kg
The crowd was screaming like crazy as they watched Pikachu finish dancing.
KoD: Our next award is the Holy Grail among all RPGers alike. That’s Right our next award is Radical RPG'er (best rpg'er)…… And the nominees are…..
Angel
Eiron
Cell
Dobs
Snicket
Maxi
And the winner is…. Huh? What’s this? There appears to be a tie. So I should say the winners are…. ANGEL AND SNICKET!!!
Radical RPG’er (Best RPG’er): Angel and Snicket
KoD uses his dark powers to spilt the POSTY for the award into to two separate POSTYS for the award. Angel and Snicket make there way on stage to accept their award.
Angel: Mr. Bob you said we go to the park! I wanna play! (pouts)
Bob: We will right after we get our award I promise!
Suddenly a voice was heard from nowhere.
?: STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER!
Out of nowhere another Bob Snicket drops onto the stage.
KoD and the others looked on with confusion.
KoD: What’s the meaning of this?
?: That’s not Bob Snicket. I’M the REAL Bob Snicket. He’s my evil identical arch enemy known as Snob Biscuit.
All: GASP!!!
Bob points directly at Snob.
Bob: And I do believe that’s MY award you’re trying to make off with so give it here.
Snob: Never! If you want it you must fight me..
Bob: So be it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmCUUgiE6Qo
KoD quickly covered Angel’s eyes.
KoD: Angel! Don’t look!! This is just things your young mind doesn’t need to learn....
The two of them pull out their lightsabers as they began to clash. Their sabers crackled as they struck one another. Snob attempted to slash at Bob but did a backflip to avoidnear disaster. They continued to clash until one wrong move from Bob lead him into a crafty counter by Snob resulting in Bob losing his right hand in full. Bob screamed in pain as blood spilled out… Snob approached Bob.
Snob: You do not yet know your importance. Join me. With our combine strength we will rule the RP world.
Bob: I’LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
Snob: If you only knew what happened to your brother….
Bob: You killed him!
Snob: No…
He removes face mask that looks like Bob to reveal another face that looks like Bob.
Snob: I am your brother!
Bob: Nooo…that’s not true…THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Snob: Search your feelings you know it is true!
Bob: Brother.
KoD: Would you PLEASE take your damn POSTYS and take your drama affair SOMEWHERE ELSE so we can continue the show?
Bob Looks at Snob.
Snob: Go ahead you earned it.
KoD uncovers Angel’s Eyes as he presents Bob and Angel with the POSTY. Upon accepting it, Bob, Snob, And Angel make their way offstage.
KoD: Lets here it for Angel and Snicket.
The crowd goes crazy as the lights soon dim down on KoD.
KoD: And now ladies and gentlemen I bring you a VERY special musical performance from a band to rock you till you drop! I GIVE YOU THE DESPERADO CRASH MAMBO COMBO!! THE DCMC!!!!
The crowd starts screaming like crazy as all the band members come out of the stage like Michael Jackson on the Thriller Tour. OJ and his crew took a look at the raging audience and smiled.
Magic: Just like old times eh?
Shimmy Zmizz: Yep
OJ: Tonda Gossa!! Are we having a good time tonight???
The crowd was absolutely electrifying.
OJ: OH MAH PORK!! Its time to rock out loud with the DCMC! We are gonna leave you with a performance so spectacular you’ll tell your kids about. So here’s a little number we like to call “King P’s Theme”!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOlVA3K7vwg
The crowd was booming as the DCMC hit the final notes of their song.
OJ: Thank You and GOODNIGHT!!!
The DCMC grabbed their equipment as they exited the stage. KoD then walked on stage and took the mic.
KoD: Weren’t they awesome folks? Be sure to stop by the lobby after the show to pick up some OFFICIAL DCMC merchandise. They got boxers, underwear, clothes, mugs, shirts, hats you name it! They have it! Which I'm giving you time to do now because we have to take a quick 30 minute intermission.
The Crowd exited the arena and made their way to the bathrooms, concession stands and Souvenir stands. From the food stands the smell of freshly made popcorn, hotdogs, and internets could be smelled. It was a packed crowd as there was minimal elbow room. 30 minutes later the crowd returned into the arena seating.
KoD: Welcome back everyone to show..
Shadow Ashley and Ness Appear on stage.
KoD: We have something special in store for your entertainment. Me, Shadow, and Ness are gonna play a little DDR and.........
Suddenly there was a HUGE Crash right through the wall.
?: I think not.. this show is over and I'm here to destroy it...
KoD: Yo who's this rude dude crashin our party?
KoD took one look at the intruder and his eyes widen.
KoD: NO… IT CAN’T BE!!
The intruder was a mechanized bot that had eight legs like a spider, a blaster cannon and horns. His whole body was metallic from head to toe. KoD started to panic as he mentally relayed a message to his buddies to get on stage. Within Moments all of KoD’s pals were on stage with him.
Ness: What’s the emergency?
KoD: Link King’s back, reconstructed I might add…He’s here to spam up our show and completely wreck it!
Ashley: Oh no! We’ve got to stop him or our show is bound to be completely ruined.
KoD: We’re gonna want to take him out fast. If he starts spamming that’s it..
Shadow: DARN IT! I thought we finished him off last time!
KoD: Guess not… Ashley, take him down!
Ashley: With pleasure!
Link King: 3
The tip of Ashley’s staff began to glow a bright red as she fired a massive stream of fire at Link King. He was engulfed in flames. When the flames died down he was completely unharmed.
Ashley: WHAT?!
KoD: That’s Impossible that was a direct hit!!!
Link King: 2
KoD: I’m guessing he’s counting down to a major spam attack… New plan guys. Ashley you use your power to protect the audience while we ALL attack..
Ashley: Gotcha.
Ashley’s staff now shined a bright light which she shot into the air. Within moments light covered the entire audience acting as a shield as long as her energy sustained.
Ashley: NOW!
KoD, Blackwargreymon, Ness, Shadow, Masked Man, Vegeta, and Puppetmon lined up and readied an attack.
KoD: TAKE THIS!!
KoD fired many blast of dark energy at Link King.
Blackwargreymon: Terra DESTROYER!!!!
Blackwargreymon launched a massive blackened ball of energy at Link King.
Ness: PK STARSTORM!!!
Many stars rained down on Link King.
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST!!!
Shadow unleashed a huge blast of energy at Link King.
Masked Man: PK LOVE OMEGA!!!
Masked man unleashed a MASSIVE amount of PSI mental energy on Link King.
Puppetmon: PUPPET PUMMEL!!!!!!
From Puppetmon’s hammer he shot a barrage of energy shots.
Vegeta turned Super Saiyan and charged up for a huge attack.
Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta fired a MASSIVE beam of energy right at Link King.
The attacks all collided with Link King Dead in the center of it. The impact of the explosion shook the entire arena. They were sure that did him in.. However the smoke cleared only to reveal Link King was again unharmed.. Ashley’s energy began to run low as she dropped the barrier. They were all in utter shock.
All:
Link King: 1
KoD: I think¡.were as good as F***ed!
All the sudden some guys rush onto the stage…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpLPVZNfO8
It was the DCMC! Baccio jumped in front.
Baccio: Tonda Gossa! Dramatic Climaxes is where unruly dudes like us get to shine!
Baccio Attacks!
Link King Took damage as he started to look weakened.
Shimmy Zmizz jumped out in front.
Shimmy Zmizz: Looks like Link King was trying to ruin this awesome show for everyone, I say it’s high time we screw up his idiotic plans!
Shimmy Zmizz Attacks.
Link King took more damage and is starting to get weak.
Magic jumped out in front.
Magic: Hah! We ain’t gonna let this Link King freak have his way!
Magic Attacks!
Link King looked like he was crushed and was on his last legs as his body began to spark.
OJ jumps out in front.
OJ: We’re gonna make you pay for all the bad stuff you’ve done! Get Ready! It’s Punishment Time!
OJ attacked!
Link King began to madly spark as he slowly started to combust and emit a series of explosions before finally letting out one MASSIVE explosion. Link King Was Beat as his robotic parts scattered all over the arena. Fans fought to catch the falling parts as a souvenir.
KoD and the others looked shocked. They had no idea how the DCMC had one but they weren’t one to argue.
KoD: Ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed a epic battle. LETS HERE IT FOR YOUR HEROES THE DCMC!!
The crowd ROARED with pure excitement as the DCMC took a bow before once again leaving the stage.
KoD: Moving on we have yet another award and this time it’s for The Worst Video Game of the Year… A game so bad it makes poop look good. And the Nominees are…..
Sonic Unleashed
Haze
Army Of Two
Boogie
And the winner is or should I say all time loser is……… Sonic Unleashed.
Worst Game Of The Year: Sonic Unleashed
Takashi Iizuka appears on stage expecting to claim a POSTY but KoD wasn’t holding one. The crowd began to madly Boo Iizuka,
KoD: Congrats you win the award for epically failing at what you call creating a good game… so while you don’t win a award for your fail let me assure you, you DO get something… FALCON PUNCH!!!
KoD turned around and delivered one of the hardest Falcon Punches directly in the jaw sending him flying into the sky above the arena. Suddenly the crowd began to madly cheer as KoD took a bow to the audience.
KoD: And now we head outside to the arena with Lance for a special stunt being preformed by Shadow.
Outside the arena there are two giant ramps in between a series of flaming hoops, all over a pool of Lava. The Pool was about the length of 20 Buses. Shadow drives up towards the ramp on his motorcycle looking at the task ahead of him. Lance looked at the camera.
Lance: Ok what Shadow is going to do is very simple. He's going to drive off the ramp through these flaming hoops over this huge pool of lava all the way on the safe landing of the other ramp. And if he screws up he's as good as dead. Are you ready Shadow?
Shadow nodded. He began to rev his engine as he drove into plays for the jump. Suddenly out of nowhere, Big Boss drove up behind Shadow with a lead pipe. Big Boss took the pipe and slammed it into Shadows skull knocking off his bike and out cold. Big Boss got off his bike and moved Shadow and his bike out of the way... BB reved his engine from the starting point and took off. Off the ramp he went soaring gracefully through each and every one of the hoops. He was almost at the ramp before a big geyser spewed up a stream of lava right at BB from below. The audience gasped expecting to see BB's demise. Suddenly through fire and flames comes BB dropping on his flaming motorcycle back onto the ramp. The crowd roared with excitement to see BB still alive as he descended the ramp.
Big Boss: Good thing I'm wearing my fire camo.
Lance as well as KoD and everyone else was stunned. Lance approached BB with only one thing he could think to say..
Lance: Big Boss you are the f*cking man! Back to you KoD!
Back inside the arena KoD was ready to get started again.
KoD: And now I give you a clipshow of one of the greatest shows ever to be released on YouTube. I give you none other then “Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xYjE_LwsQ0
KoD: Don’t try this at home Kids it’s pretty retarded and I don’t mean in the Forrest Gump Lovable way either!
A few laughs and chuckles come from the audience.
KoD: Now for our next award I introduce to you The Masked Man!!
The Masked Man flies onto the stage using bat like wings... suddenly as The Masked Man landed the sound of many Pigmask Soldier could be heard from the audience over the sound of cheering. A random hungry audience member began staring at the pigmask before finally chancing him around the audience...
Random Dude: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigmask: (squeals)
Back on stage The Masked Man turned to the audience…
Masked Man: So it’s my turn to introduce a POSTY huh? Very well, this next POSTY is for the Most Craved Character. That certain character EVERYONE wanted in Brawl but didn’t get it because Sakurai is a cheap lazy (BEEP) (mumbles)… Anyways the nominees are….
Mewtwo
Pichu
Isaac
Ridley
Dark Samus
Banjo Kazooie
Masked Man: And the winner is…
Suddenly out of Nowhere Mewtwo teleported onto the stage. KoD and Masked Man looked confused.
KoD: Mewtwo what are you doing here?
Mewtwo: I’m here to accept my POSTY!
Masked Man: But how do you even know you won?
Mewtwo: Cause I'm a overpowered psychic kitty that foresaw all this would come. Now gimmie!
Mewtwo used his psychic powers to push the Masked Man to the ground making him drop the POSTY. He got up and was furious…
Masked Man: You jerk! Now you’ll PAY! TAKE THIS!!!
Masked Man swung his sword firing an intense bolt of Lightning at Mewtwo... The bolt struck the stage covering the entire stage in smoke as it wildly shook. The smoke cleared to reveal at the last second used Protect to save himself.
Mewtwo: Ha ha ha Pathetic…
Mewtwo charged up his Shadow Ball and shot it at the Masked Man. It hit him in the chest sending him flying back into a wall. His armor started to spark as Mewtwo used his Telepathic Powers to fling him right out of the arena. Masked went flying through the sky. Mewtwo stared at the audience as he took his POSTY.
Most Craved Character: Mewtwo
Mewtwo: And THAT is why I had BETTER be in SSB4…..OR ELSE!
With that warning delivered Mewtwo teleported. KoD looked on at the carnage the fight did to the stage before looking back at the audience.
KoD: Let’s here it for the one, the only, MEWTWO!!
The Crowd once again lit up with excitement.
KoD: And now we go to an important message from the President of the United States of America!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dobCCDDGHE4
Ness walked onto the stage...
Ness: (Laughs) I remember that! It’s too bad they had me impeached for associating myself with Poo who they assumed was a terrorist out to plot destruction on America.
KoD: (Something about that last sentence sounded very wrong…) Anyways…
Ness walked of the stage so KoD could continue.
KoD: Our next award is For the Best Video Game Villain and to help me introduce this award is none other then the Prince of All Saiyans, VEGETA!
Vegeta warps onto the stage with a scorn on his face.
Vegeta: WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME I GOT MY CHANCE!!
KoD: Chillax Vegetable (^_^) It’s the POSTYS so do try and have some fun…
Vegeta: BAH!!!
KoD: Well if it makes you feel better you can read off the nominees...
Vegeta: Oh Fine…. and the nominees are…
Porky (Mother 3)
Ganondorf (Legend Of Zelda)
Bowser (Mario Bros.)
Nightmare (Kirby)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
Virgil (Devil May Cry 3)
And the winner is….GANONDORF!!
Best Video Game Villain: Ganondorf
Ganondorf does his Dair spike to bust a hole through the ceiling and drop in from above; He landed on his feet and exchanged a menacing glare at Vegeta who soon returned the scorn. KoD quickly intervened.
KoD: HEY HEY HEY YOU TWO! If you want to fight take it OUTSIDE, but NOT HERE!
Vegeta: Fine! Hey tiny! You, me, the parking lot after the show!
Ganondorf punches his fist and laughs as he took his POSTY and quickly disappeared. Vegeta warped off the stage to prepare for his fight later.
KoD: Now time for another awesome video… It’s None other then Weird Al’s I’ll Sue ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug
KoD: And now I bring you the award for Best Video Game Hero/Heroine…And The Nominees are…
Banjo Kazooie (Banjo Kazooie)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Link (Legend Of Zelda)
Ratchet and Clank (Ratchet And Clank)
Master Chief (Halo)
Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
And the winner is….LINK!!!
Best Video Game Hero/ Heroine: Link
Link who is still fighting Dark Link comes busting through a wall back on stage. Both Link and Dark Link draw back and raise their swords. They rushed in and clashed their swords together with such impact that their swords flew to the opposite sides of the room. Dark Link drew out his POSTY he won earlier. Link quickly grabbed his as it soon turned into a POSTYS fight. KoD was blown away by the battle and the two drew back to retrieve their swords before running off again... KoD took the mic again with a smile on his face... moments later he is joined by Ashley, Ness, Shadow, Puppetmon, Banjo, Kazooie, The Digimon Emperor, Blackwargreymon, Konata, Lance, Pikachu, and Vegeta¡ the only one missing was the Masked Man, who conveniently at the very moment busted through the ceiling crashing into the stage. The 14 of them looked at the admiring audience, who was louder then can be now...
KoD: Well ladies and gentlemen this is it, the final award of this part. And I’ve saved the best for last, The Video Game Of The Year award.
Ashley: This goes to a game that exceeds where all other games fail.
Shadow: A game enjoyable till the end.
Puppetmon: A game with plenty of challenge.
Ness: A game that has plenty or replay value to all.
KoD: And the nominees are…………
Metal Gear Solid 4
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Guitar Hero World Tour
Grand Theft Auto
Assassins Creed
Tales of Vesperia
KoD: And the POSTY for the Best Video Game Of The Year goes to……………
All: SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!!!!!
Best Video Game Of The Year: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
A massive roar of cheering came from the crowd as Mashiro Sakurai made his way on stage and looked into KoD’s eyes. Out of respect KoD handed Sakurai his POSTY and shook his hand. A smile was on both of their faces but suddenly KoD’s smile turned into a look of pure evil.
KoD: Sakurai you FOOL! You fell right into our trap. Now we have you absolutely surrounded by angry Nintendo fans that didn’t get in brawl...
Mewtwo teleported on stage as the audience members started to move towards the stage.
Sakurai: Uh oh!
KoD: GET HIM!!!
The audience members swarmed the stage and grabbed Sakurai as they took him out to the parking lot. Mewtwo wasn’t far behind... Vegeta who had just remembered his fight followed the crowd... Suddenly LGN Steele and Stif appeared on Stage. KoD looked back at them.
KoD: What took you guys so long?! I've been waiting all night for you all! Where were ya?
LGN: Frank the penguin didn't want to wear his tux and decided to hide from me.
Steele: I was SHWAHMing People..
Stif: I was swooning over my life size poster of Luna and lost track of time... I feel like I really can connect with her...
KoD: err......
KoD looked at the audience.
KoD: And that wraps up this section of the POSTYS!! You’ve all been a wonderful audience! GOODNIGHT!!!
The entire sky was now raining confetti and balloons. The sky was darkened but within moments it was covered in a heavy wave of fireworks. The sky light up with all varieties of color, from blue, to orange, to green, and to red.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inAltlze5OE
KoD: BE SURE TO WATCH THE REST OF THE SHOW EVERYONE! DON’T BE A NOOB!!!
(OOC) KoD: Thought that was the end huh? Nope not just yet. Keep Reading there’s a little more!
The Audience as the final display of fireworks ended slowly but surely exited the arena. There must have been over 10,000 people trying to push their way out of the arena. People made their way back into the lobby where like promised DCMC merchandise was being sold along with merchandise for POSTYS III. It was crowded and noisy as could be. The People soon started making their way towards the Parking Lot. From within the parking lot there were cars as far as the eye could see. Deep center within the lot was Vegeta waiting for Ganondorf to arrive for their fight. Minutes passed before Ganondorf Finally arrived. They traded cold hateful glares.
Ganondorf: Give up now punk you have no chance against the great Ganondorf.
Vegeta: How about you STFU?! I've had it with your mouth! I'll make sure to shut you up and good!!
Ganondorf: I'll be the one to shut YOU up!! HYAAAHH!!
Ganondorf threw a hard punch at Vegeta but he moved at super speeds dodging the punch. Ganondorf continued to attack as Vegeta kept dodging. Ganondorf was now angered.
Ganondorf: HOLD STILL!!!!
Vegeta: Alright...
Ganondorf hit Vegeta in the face as hard as he could with his mighty Warlock Punch. The impact was so powerful it sent cars flying into the wall crashing and exploding on impact. The people who spectated the POSTYS upon seeing this ran as fast as they could screaming out of fear. Vegeta turned around unharmed...
Vegeta: Heh... now it’s my turn!
Vegeta cracked his fist before hitting Ganondorf in the jaw. Him being human (?) and Vegeta being a Saiyan, Ganondorf took a crushing blow. He was sent flying through several cars which exploded on him on impact before Vegeta finally went through a gasoline truck. The second he connected it caused a colossal explosion engulfing the whole lot in the blast. The cars within the lot all began to explode adding fuel to the fire. The blast died down to reveal a lot full of blown up cars and fire. Vegeta again appeared unharmed as he looked down at where Ganondorf's remains were. Blood was covering Ganondorf as he appeared dead.
Vegeta: Hmm so THAT is how Ganondorf Died!
Suddenly KoD showed up out of nowhere behind Vegeta and looked at the carnage of the fight with a shocked expression. He was at a loss of words before finally thinking of something to say...
KoD: I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP!!
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