The FML thread

[Rorschach]

rules are simple: got something that makes your life suck? post it....if its innapropriate either find a way to make it more pg-13 or dont post it at all: if you need FML stories you can go to www.fmylife.com

I'll start(none of these stories are mine so dont get the impression im gay):

Today, I had BOOM BOOM POW with this guy i really like for the first time. After, we were laying in bed listening to music. When the song finished he leaned over and said, "You know what you and that song have in common?" I smiled and said, "What?" He replied with, "You just got played, get out of my bed." FML

Today, I got an "Enlarge your thingy" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML


Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

now you post some...that arent as innapropriate as mine

[Bert]

Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML.

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML.

Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML.