RPG 4: Cliff Notes

[Cell]

I will be updating this list every few posts in the RPG of where we stand to help members look back easier. I will only list plot points that are more major to the current storyline. Your posts may or may not be included.

UPDATE: 6/5/09
- The SSS gather forces to unite for the upcoming war.

- In recent discovery, the Underworld Imperial Fleet departs to the far world of Elysia.

- With the approaching enemy, the SSS prepares for battle; talking strategy and worries among comrades.

- More of the SSS troops arrive to assist.

- Finally, Snicket's grouping arrive with their newest and most fierce warrior: Sovaherc, the Anti-Crehavos.

- Ucria and Dartainian awaken and warp to join their Savior friends and comrades.

- With the assistance of Professor U. Reeka, Crehavos identifies the precise location of the SSS' new HQ; warping there with unreal speed. In this moment, he lays eyes on his polar-opposite; sharing a short greeting via telepathy before their climatic battle engages later in the saga.

- The warrior Kaemon invades Bowser's Keep, re-living the deja-vu tale of the kidnapped Mushroom Princess.

- Eiron begins a mental preparation for battle, wiping his mind of all unnecessary thoughts.

- The devious Professor U. Reeka appears, confronting his opposite, Professor E. Gadd, in Zel's Ship (leaving said SSS commander in a rage).

- R.O.B comes forth frantic, warning the others of a Skytown security network hacker, before shutting down himself.

- The party of Eiron, Dobs, Toran, and Captain Falcon all depart to the Aurora Unit Chamber to restore Skytown security functionality.

- With the help of Sovaherc, the Saviors are able to capture U. Reeka and hold him prisoner for questioning.

- Sovaherc interigates U. Reeka rather forcefully, however his efforts only prove to be in vain.

- Miraculously, U. Reeka escapes his prison cell with the help of a cunning little trick.

With a menacing, bloody sneer, the sinister Nemeck calls forth Ucria and Dartainian for their final confrontation.

- A fiery complication, Kaemon vs. Bowser!

- With an intolerant attitude, Mewtwo confronts the Dark Lord Ganondorf; the battle kicking off with a last exchange of retorts.

- Effortlessly, the Shadow Emperor, Crehavos, manages to beat Eiron's group to the Aurora Unit Chamber control room. Right in front of their weary eyes, he unleashes his fleet with unrivalved authority; demolishing the remnants of the network in the process.

- A twist of events, the traitor Steele confronts Commander Zel!

- With inner glee, Crehavos advances on Eiron's grouping. However, their inevitable demise is stalled when Dobs gives a distraction long enough for Aurora Unit 217 to strike the ignorant Hell Lord. In a fruitless attempt, 217 is obliterated without a second thought. The group prepares a nuclear bomb.

- Revealing himself once more, U. Reeka arrives to taunt Snicket and Sovaherc in their fickle attempts at his own annihilation. He then tells them that if they want to finish this, it would be in the blazing depths of the Underworld.

- With sharp glares and venomous remarks, an epic battle of kicks off! The contestants: Ucria and Dartainian vs. Arietta and Nemeck.

- Using this window of oppertunity, Snicket devises a very brilliant plan for this moving struggle.

- After a rather silly brawl, Kaemon dazzes Bowser long enough to rescue Peach and retreat; leaving the Koopa King as violently furious as the magma that surrounds his keep.

- The melee of the Lady Ucria and her loyel comrade Dartainian, versus the sickeningly sweet Arietta and the horrific Nemeck, engages even further. At this point, it is unclear who will win.

- Patience thinning, Crehavos seeks out the gang of SSS filth. Exchanging a brief snarling quarrel with nonchalant Dobs, he was then ultimately nuked by a rather ironically surprising attack. The damage affected the whole metropolitan, and yet... Lord Crehavos stood triumphant.

- Deciding to spare their worthless lives, Crehavos departed to observe the remainder of the violent battlefield.

- Using magical gloves courtesy of Snicket, the magnificent Sovaherc altered his appearance to mimic that of his malevolent opposite; entering the domain of Hell in his place to await the Dark One's inevitable return.

- Dartainian was graced with a little trip into Nemeck's mind... a place in which none should ever even dare to travel. The strife seems to be going in the favor of Nemeck.

(NOTE: I hope this is the proper way in which you wanted this done, Angel.)

[eiron]

Responsibilities for updating the RPG's Cliff Notes will now be handled by myself.

Updated: 07/03/09

-Kin and the Silver Serpent square off in the fiery skies of Hell! Meanwhile, Snake enters his own personal battle. His opponent? Old age!

-The vile U. Reeka prepares for his experiment upon the captured Yoshi while Snicket races to his rescue. Meanwhile, Sovaherc releases the Heaven Society and Link from the Hell Lord's foul dungeons.

-The final components of the SSS' forces arrive in Skytown.

-A glimpse of things yet to come! A breif look at the mysterious group; the Souls of Salvation!

-The enigmatic warrior known as the Black Knight readies his blade for battle.

-Snicket launches a surprise attack against U. Reeka while Sovaherc forever silences Sephiroth's weary questioning.

-The Heaven Society arrives to bolster the moral of the SSS before their invasion of Hell, and Snicket's battle against U. Reeka kicks into full gear.

-A hero falls. The young Dartanian succumbs to the cold steel of Nemeck's blades. With his final, gasping breath, he leaves on last warning for his killer to ponder.

-Ucria's resolve is shattered with the death of her companion. Arietta's wrathful taunts awaken her from her sorrow, and she rises again to meet her opponent with renewed vigor.

-The mysterious Kaimu makes good on Nemeck's villainy, absorbing the soul of his fallen enemy.

-The duel between Arietta and Ucria continues, and Nemeck seizes the opportunity to put Dartanian's body on sickening display. Sprawled out in blood above the young warrior's corpes reads a single, sinister warning: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

-The brave words of Sakurai and Palutena disperse the aura of fear cast by Nemeck's display, and the SSS assembles for the final assault. In the simmering heat of Hell, Snicket's gains an edge over the diminutive U. Reeka, but it is quickly lost.

-General Zel begins the invasion of Hell and abuses an internet meme.

-The monstrous rage within Arietta is unleashed upon her foe, and Ucria falls, mortally wounded. Her killer collapses in belated exhaustion, an old score irreversibly settled.

-Kin, Geo, and Snake set off to collect info on Crehavos and assist Snicket.

-A mortified Crehavs appears before the dying Ucria for one final revelation: Ucria has given him a son.

-Overcome with rage and madness, Crehavos turns on Arietta and slays his loyal servant.

-More visions of the future! A breif look at the Order of the Balance and its members.

-LGN delivers a stirring speech to his comrades in arms, rallying there spirits for the fight ahead.

-Nemeck and Crehavos face off, exchanging venomous looks and words laced with poison. As the daylight dies, Crehavos vanishes into thin air, preparing to deal with the SSS once and for all. Nemeck is left alone to give one final goodbye to Arietta.

-The SSS arrives in full force upon the doorstep of Fallen Angel Castle, all eyes locked on the dark fortresses central spire. The final domain of the Master of Hell.

-With pillow and paintbrush drawn, Snicket and U. Reeka descend into the darkness as their battle continues. The stalemate is shattered as the foul scientist summons his contorted creations to assist him.

-Kin, Geo, and Snake respond to Snicket's cry for help, appearing instantly by their companion's side.

-Eiron, Dobs, Toran, and Captain Falcon descend into the inferno, ready for battle. They are greeted by the colosuss of steel, the Black Knight. Dobs and Toran square off against the dark general as Eiron and Falcon rush to Snicket's aid.

-Old enemies become allies as Snicket learns the tragic story of Petey Ghoma, one of U. Reeka's twisted experiments.

-Geo and Snake engage the monstrous Aparidley.

-LGN, Peram, MarioMasher, Rai, Necro, Halee, and others enter Hell with style and set about to free the remaining prisoners in Crehavos' dungeons.

-Link, Zel, and his men devise a plan to sneak into Fallen Angel Castle.

-Zel and his group succesfully enter the dark citadel and rush to Snicket's aid.

-LGN's group take the enemy guards by surprise and enter the fray.

-After a long and difficult battle, Eiron and Captain Falcon subdue Krackorock, barely escaping the creature's self destruct sequence with their lives.

-The black rogue yoshi Taishi removes the Green Orb from U. Reeka's lab, causing the entire structure to slowly sink into the lava. Snicket prudently decides its time to vacate the lab, and Peteh Ghoma eyes his cruel master hungrily.

-Souryaku and his companions depart from LGN's troops to join the main SSS forces.

-Consumed with grief and rage at Ucria's death, Crehavos returns to his domain. Sealing himself within his vast library, he comes upon two terrible truths: First, the existence of an apocalyptic spell that will end his suffering-the Eclipse of Sin. To his shock, however, he also discovers that his life has been a lie. A long lost journal reveals his creation at the beginning of the Smash Universe and subsequent enslavement and memory loss at the hands of his supposed uncle. Preparing to enter the final battle, Crehavos leaves a letter to the son he never knew, and confronts his opposite.

-Sovaherc and Crehavos prepare to duel. far below, Petey Ghoma exacts his revenge on U. Reeka, swallowing the demented scientist whole.

-The shapeshifting Nemeck steals vital information on both Skytown's Aurora Unit and the members of the SSS, and departs for Hyrule.

-LGN's team succeed in freeing more prisoners, but they are confronted by DMM.

-In a flash of light, Eiron teleports himself and his companions away from U. Reeka's foul laboratory, which quickly disappears into the see of magma around the castle.

-The epic battle between Sovaherc and Crehavos commences.

-As the battle rages, Crehavos slowly gains the upper hand against his adversary. Boosted by the tremendous power of The Orb of Ucria's Last, his power finally overwhelms Sovaherc. Meanwhile, the Hands join the battle on the side of the SSS, raining down their fury on the demons of Hell. Petey Ghoma tragically falls to his molten doom, but his suffering is at last over. Snicket and company advance on Fallen Angel Castle. The young writer unleashes his Final Smash and summons an army of well armed friends to his side. (And waffles.)

-Eiron and Captain Falcon join Snicket in his charge. In far off Hyrule, Mewtwo alerts Ganondorf to the recent events at Skytown. Sensing the danger he is in, the Dark Lord returns to Hell to face his master. Mewtwo is joined by Nemeck, who hands over the stolen data he had acquired. In Hell, Ganondorf unleashes the Legions upon Snicket's approaching team.

-Souryaku and his companions join up with Eiron and Snicket, adding their skills to the battle.

-Dachi, Cara, Hina, and Adeleine also join the group, ready to storm the gates.

-Mewtwo reveals his involvement in the Order of the Balance, now in possession of stolen data Nemeck provided. In Hell, Ganondorf recruits Bowser and turns him against Crehavos while Eiron, Snicket, and their companions force their way through the main gates and into the Great Hall.

-Outmatched by his dark opposite, Sovaherc finally falls to Crehavos' rage.

-The battle between the SSS and the demons in the Great Hall rages on. Hope almost fails the heroes at the sight of Sovaherc's defeat atop the tower, but resolve takes it's place. Snicket calls for all remaining SSS members to converge on the castle for the final battle.

-The Black Knight appears in the Great Hall and holds the demons at bay, allowing the SSS to charge the central keep. Ganon and Bowser begin their duel assault on Crehavos.

-After a strange, violent encounter in his own dimension, Steele teleports into Crehavos' throne room and offers his assistance.

-The SSS continues their battle up the central keep, encountering stiff resistance but gaining reinforcements. The Dark Yoshi Tashi is struck down, but his friends continue their battle, refusing to let his death be in vain. As they close in on their goal, they are confronted by Dark Link and his companion, the ridiculous but deadly Dark Pichu.

-Crehavos is consumed with rage at Steele's intrusion and orders him to attack the approaching SSS. He then reveals his plans more thoroughly to Ganon and Bowser, revealing the full implications of the Eclipse of Sin-nothing more or less than absolute destruction throughout the Smash Universe.

-Dark Pichu proves to be an astoundingly powerful foe, subduing several Brawlers at once. The combined effort of Snicket, Yoshi, Peach, and Wario, the dark Pokemon is thrown into the boiling lake of lava around the castle. Naturally, multiple puns and Shrek references ensue.

-Steele wisely decides to leave Crehavos's presence, and sets out to deal with the SSS.

-Suffering from the hilarious repercussions of miscommunication between man and machine, Dobs and Toran flank the demons ahead of the SSS forces and began their attack from behind.

-Kin and Snake return to Hell, ready to rock.

-Ganondorf and Bowser renew their attack on the Hell Lord, but are unable to subdue him. Bowser forces Ganon to leave and rescue the SSS from the demon horde he had set on them. As Bowser holds off Crehavos, Sour, Link, Samus, and Eiron defeat Dark Link. Shortly afterwards, Ganon appears and dispels the last of the demons between them and Crehavos.

-With the way clear, Ganondorf accompanies the SSS as they finally reach the throne room and prepare for the final battle.

-Zel, Rex, and Cody join the group outside the throne room, not wanting to miss out.

-Sour rises to the grim occasion and delivers a stirring speech to his companions, raising their spirits before the final plunge.

-Evil Kin appears before Crehavos and departs from his services; yet another commander to betray the Hell Lord.

-The SSS enters the throne room. Crehavos stands over a defeated Bowser and informs them that their fate will be the same.

-The final battle begins! Royally pissed at having been imprisoned for seven long years, Link attacks Crehavos!

-Reappearing at last, Steele intervenes on Crehavos' behalf, assailing the SSS and joining the battle.

-A heated exchange between Crehavos and Snicket ensues, with the latter eventually being stabbed in the shoulder for his nerve. Again.

-After a long, drawn out fight, Evil Kin is defeated by his less evil counterpart. Embedded youtube video rules are also broken.

-Souryaku, Samus, and Ganondorf assault the Hell Lord directly.

-Zel leaps to action, healing Snicket's wound and ripping off Harry Potter to attack Crehavos.

-The villainous Steele compliments his master's power and moves to deliver a death blow to Souryaku.

-Eiron saves Sour from Steele's attack, and launches a concerted assault with Link and Captain Falcon against the commander. Meanwhile, Ike, Marth, Samus, and Ganon continue their battle against Crehavos, and subdue him long enough for Donkey Kong to hurl Jigglypuff into his face and unleash her Rest attack.