Chapter 1: The Tournament Begins

[artistic]

Donin finally had arrived at teh HQ, he faintly heard nosies inside. He stretched up to a window and looked in. He saw Sakurai...
SAKURAI: CHAA!!! DO THIS!! DO THAT!! I SUCK!!
DONIN: Wonder what he's saying...
He could barely hear due to the reinforced plexiglass window...
Donin simple took his sword to pry open the window...then he stretches on it through the tight opening. He could see Sakurai, Forumer, and brawlers stading around portals.
DONIN: What's going on here?

OCC: I need someone to respond or continue this scene out please...

[Naked Snake II]

[Geo, Bowser Jr]
[Distant Planet]
[3lives]
[items]

JR: Heh. Check out this move I just made.

Jr began to draw with his paintbrush on the ground. He made two figures. A humanoid figure, somewhat small. Jr splat some paint and the figures began to take form.

JR: Shadow Mario Clones! HAHAHA

Then suddenly Jr transformed himself into a Shadow Mario as well

GEO: Nice move there Junior.

The Mario clones spun around quickly and allover so Geo would lose which one is the REAL Bowser Jr.

MARIO CLONES: *synced* Let's a go!

The clones charged at Geo with intense speed then all three began to punch Geo in flurries of combos. One Mario clone jumped up as one under uppercutted Geo straight up. Then Mario clone in mid-air then did a flip kick hitting Geo in the jaw sending him flying higher. The last Mario double-jumped to meet Geo in mid-air and brought his fists back for a attack that will send Geo crashing down. With fast speed, the Mario slammed his fists on Geo's head knocking him staight down the hill. The impact engraved Geo in a minor crater.

GEO: Okay....Did not see that coming.

As he looked up, he saw a Shadow Mario coming down with the paintbrush. Geo rolled out of the way in time to avoid the attack. As he went to stand-up a shadow Mario grabbed him from behind and threw him away towards the edge to meet in mid-air another Shadow Mario. The mario pulled out a paintbrush and slapped Geo in the face sending him backwards. While in the air, a mario jumped on his stomach changing Geo's direction straight down to the ground again.

GEO: This is a very good technique you developed Jr.

Shadow Mario: Thanks

Geo now knew which one was the real Jr. He stood up, aimed his palm at the Shadow Mario and shot out ice freezing the Mario using the bracelet he got from IOY.

Geo: 3 lives
Jr: 3 lives

[ManOfSteele]

{Wario Ware}
{Steele, Ike}
[Wario Ware, 3 stock, Smashballs Only]

Ike dropped down from his respawn platform. He ran at Steele and slashed his sword. Steele sidestepped behind Ike, and planted a smoke bomb on the ground next to him. Steele jumped back and the bomb went off leaving Ike in the smoke.

Steele threw A couple of Knives into the Smoke, and they hit Ike for some minor damage. Ike jumped out of the smoke and up to the middle right platform.

Suddently, more big giant lettes appered above the stage. They read "Stay Dry!" The door opened and it started raining, where a floating umbrella was the only protection.

Steele and Ike both ran under the umbrella, where they clashed swords, one trying to overpower the other. Eventually the micro game ended, and they were sent back out to the main platform. The both now had completed the micro game. Ike suddently grew twice his size, while nothing happened to Steele.

Steele:Dang it! I must have recovered health, but I never had any to begin with!

Steele jumped up to the top left platform, Ike walked over and tried to use his Up smash. Steele jumped and dodged in the air, and landed on the middle right platform. Everything flashed as another Smashball appered. Ike jumped up and struck the ball. Even with is double size and strength, it wouldn't break. Steele then jumped and slashed at it, and the ball broke as Ike returned to normal and landed on the right side of the main platform.

Steele, now surging with power, decided that he should end it. He jumped up and slashed Ike over the Edge. Ike did a midair jump and was about to use Aether. However, Steele was already above him. He slashed his sword downward meteor smashing him down towards another KO.

Ike quickly respawned and jumped down to the main platform. Steele still hadn't used the Final Smash. Ike ran at Steele, attempting to knock th ball out, but it was too late. Ike lost his incincibility and Steele tapped into the great power.

Steele took his katana, put it up to his eyes, and turned to blade so it was pointing straight up

Steele:Sacred Sword Technique number Three!!!

Steele rushed at Ike who was right in his path. (Note:Imagine this next attack is slow motion) Steele tripped him, suspending him in midair. Steele then proceded to slash Ike on his left side, the top of his body, his right, and his bottom. Steele repeated this process about five times until he jumped back. Ike at this point was about a foot off the ground. Steele stepped foward stabbing him with the sword pointing at Ike. Ike was sent flying off the stage, for a second KO.

Announcer:GAME!!

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Forumers: 986
Brawlers: 987

[ready2brawl]

*Devaux vs. Jigglypuff*
*3 10 stock*
*No items Pokeballs and Homerun Bats*
*Pokemon Stadium 2 Poke Floats*

Devaux respawned on an Onix.

Devaux: Hrm... I won't say that wasn't fair. That was my fault.

He began pacing and Jigglypuff joined him on the Onix.

Devaux: However, I was distracted. It was a cheap shot. You must admit that. So, I feel no pity for you when I do this.

He kicked up the Pokeball he had walked to discreetly and threw it at Jigglypuff. The ball hit the balloon Pokemon, knocking it back a distance. Out of the device came none other than the one, the only, Goldeen.

Devaux: D@%$! I always get that one!

He rushed back to grab a Homerun bat. As Jigglypuff recovered, he threw the bat at it. He hit it and cought it as it bounced back and charged up a shot. It connected, and the stocks became even at nine each.

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Forumers: 986
Brawlers: 986

[Dreadededdie]

~Rilem's Hideout~

*Rilem was laying down on his bed inside his hideout, he awoke startled, breathing rather fast. After a few seconds he calmed down rubbing his forehead*
Rilem(Thinking): It was all... a dream? It felt so real though...
*Rilem looked around his hideout. He noticed a note, on his desk. He got up out of his bed and walked over slowly to the desk and picked up and note and read it*

In case you are wondering Rilem, it was not a dream.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2hpFS2y_E&feature=related

Rilem(Thinking): What?! *Continues to read it*

I figured you wouldn't believe anything that happened to you so I left this note on your desk to remind you, now get to that tournament. Your true role hasn't been set in stone, but in the end, you must choose a side... Now head over to the SSS Headquarters, you know the way.



Rilem: Heh... so it was real. *Cracks his knuckles* Well if my memory serves me well, then I should head out.
*Rilem grabs his twin daggers and other gear. He then focuses his shadow magic over several minutes... and then disappears in cloud of darkness*

[bobsnicket]

[Quagmire Bookstore]

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Hundreds of people were crowded through the small street, pushing and shoving and shouting for a glimpse through the window of the small, currently jam-packed bookstore. This was an extremely remarkable occurance, for never before had the narrow, usually desolate Quagmire Road ever been so heavily occupied. Same went for the modest-sized building which for decades had only sold just enough to keep it running. But now there were so many people massed around and inside this single bookstore that you'd think it was the scene of a murder.

Inside, rows upon rows of bookshelves made the small shop even more cramped than it already would have been. From every direction each and every nook and cranny was filled with books, except for the check-out desk on the far end. So many people were crammed inside that you wouldn't be able to tell if a murder actually did take place. But this bookstore was actually, at the moment, closed, and the tall, cloaked boy sitting behind the desk was no salesman. Camera flashes reflected off his sparkling blue eyes as the crowd formed a semi-orderly line, each person clutching a copy of the same book which was stacked on the desk.

The first person in the line placed his copy of The Super Smash Saviors, subtitled AMAZING ADVENTURES OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE SUPER SMASH BROS AND FORCED TO FIGHT IN TOURNAMENT AND THEN JOINED THE SSS AND FOUGHT EVIL PEOPLE AND SOME BECAME EVIL BUT THEY FIGHT THE GOOD AND EVIL BATTLE, in front of the author, filled with anticipation as he watched the very adult-like boy who was smiling but looking almost bored. Bob Snicket took the book he had written and signed the inside cover, then handed it back. The next person came up with her copy, and so the pattern continued for hours. Almost falling asleep, Snicket's thoughts drifted to random things as he played his part, as the author, in the marked release of his innovative novel. For to the rest of the world, and according to him, The Super Smash Saviors was an entirely fictional novel which intrigued readers everywhere with its original take on interesting characters' roles (some of them human) in what he called the "Smash Universe." Regardless of its bizarreness, it had become a bestseller within days.

The cover of the book, looking much like a movie poster, featured the large title at the top in the same font as Melee, and had "Bob Snicket" printed very insignificantly on the bottom, his humility most noticeably reflected. In the middle stood Smashbro. On his left behind him were Mvpguy, Kin, and Dobs, on his right, Ready2brawl, Geo, and Dervish (with a strange expression). The rest of the SSS, including all the Brawlers, was grouped together further back. All the O's in the title were replaced with Smash symbols. The background was the same blue-white effect of the Brawl cover. In the corners were shadowy outlines of the Minister, Master Hand, and Evil Smashbro. How Bob Snicket managed to convince people to dress up like these figures just for a picture, no one knew. But they loved it.

Bob checked his watch. It was nearly 5:00. That meant his obligation to sit and sign books was almost over.

Finally, all the customers and fans had finally gone, and the throng of people had at last cleared away from Quagmire Bookstore. Nothing like this had happened in the time his father had run the shop, Snicket knew. He began to stand to leave when, surprisingly, one last person came up to the desk.

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It was a girl, by appearance, a few months younger than Bob's own age. She was slim-ish, half a foot shorter than himself, and had delicately rounded shoulders. Her hair was brown, a bit darker than Snicket's. She wore a deep purple winter coat (because it was mid-December) with all the puffy cotton associated with heavy coats, as well as mittens, a beanie, deep blue boots, and a matching purple skirt. Her face was, at the moment, slightly rosy (because of the cold outside), and smooth and white. The girl's eyes were greyish-blue, soft, and mild, but at the same time were very, very keen, penetrating, it seemed, past Snicket's own eyes into his dark secrets which resided inside his mind. Finally, her nose was small and cute, and her lips smiled with enigmatic brightness and intelligence.

She stopped at the desk, gazing at Bob Snicket with unwavering keenness and what Bob thought (or hoped?) might even be admiration. Her voice was lovely and cheerful, humble and heartwarming. She clutched The Super Smash Saviors to her chest. "Mr. Snicket! I can't believe I'm actually meeting you in person! I...I love your books! The Trophies was great, but I think this one is even more...heroic. The characters...settings...everything! Your writing makes it come alive inside my mind! It's so adventurous and imaginative...it's as if you were actually there!"

"Yes," Snicket replied with less than the usual smoothness, returning her gaze with a rigid businesslike position. "Imagine that..."

After it became apparent he wasn't going to say anything more, she continued. "Well, could you please sign my copy? I know you must be very tired of signing all those other ones...but maybe just one more? Pretty please?"

Those eyes. Pleading and innocent. They overpowered him. They were worse than puppy eyes. "Well, alright..." Bob took the book, clicked his pen, and opened the book. However, forgetting common sense, he failed to adjust his perception from this girl to the book the entire time he was signing it. The result was that he handed back the book with a mess which looked little better than a child's scribbling. Thankfully, the book was closed, so he never noticed it.

There was a moment's silence. Then, the girl said sweetly, "Well, thank you, Mr. Snicket! Good luck writing the sequel. Bye!" She waved, turned, and began walking towards the exit.

"Please...call me Bob." Oh, I am so bad at this, Snicket thought.

The girl pushed the door halfway open, then halted, seeming to have made a decision. She turned around while still holding the door open. "I'm Alison Reed." She left.

Snicket just nodded, forgetting that he was supposed to leave now. He took a sip of hot chocolate from a mug.

And spit it out onto the desk.

Reed? He shook himself awake in sudden realization. The name from my parents' last letter...that's it...

[Mariomasher]

Mariomasher stepped froward.

MM:Anyone wanna battle Me?

Nobody answered.Then a lone voice:

?:I will!

Mariomasher:Hm?Ah yes, King Dedede!

DDD:What do you say to a one stock match, no items, on final destination?

Mariomasher:Sounds good.

MM and Ike went to Final destination.

MM:Lets start!

And so the battle of fire and Ice Began
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OOC:This ok?

[Mariomasher]

OOC:ok

[ddd,MM,FD]
DEDEDE:Take my...WADDLE DEES!!!!!

MM got hit and took little damage.

MM:Wow....

Dedede:Oh yeah?Well im gonna throw a grenade waddle dee at you!

ddd bit of the head and threw the body at MM with a splat.

MM:I dont think thats how they--Hey wait....did you take that from a video?

DDD:Maybe.......But at least still have......MY BIG GAY DANCE!!!!

MM:Ugh...you need to get out more....

DDD:At least im trying!

[Naked Snake II]

[Geo, Bowser Jr]
[Distant Planet]
[3lives]
[items]

Geo charged at the frozen Jr and flying side'd kick it breaking the ice leaving Jr free. Jr was rolling un conrtollable up the hill, and when his momentum stopped, he rolled a little down. He stood up having one hand cover his nose.

JR: That was cheap...Your not suppose to have ice powers!!!

GEO: I cant without this

shows the bracelet IOY gave him wrapped around his arm

GEO: Give it up Jr...Your dad as good as a warrior he was, had no chance..I'm not even trying aganist his son.

Jr snapped his fingers, instantly, the two shadow marios grabbed Geo. Junior picked up his paintbrush and charged at Geo. Geo picked up both shadow marios and used them as shields. Jr not quick enough atacked the marios. The Shadow marios exploded into a liquidy form an evaporated.

JR: MY SHADOW MARIOS!!!

Geo picked up a motion-sensor the chucked it behind Jr.

GEO: CRIMSON LIGHTNING!!!!!

His hands spawned a crimson auras around them. He released his hands creating massive arcs of crimson lightning blasting Jr. This send him flying into the motion-sensor exploding on him sending him out of the area.

GEO: I dont want to fight this one....he's too young to experience battle aganist someone like me.

Jr respawned

GEO: 3
JR: 2

Forumers:986
Bralwers: 985

[Jukan]

Jukan looked at his former friend Kanju. Corrupted completely by his blade, Kanju has since his days spent with Jukan at the dojo have ended. The two once best friends and rivals stand face to face with each other. ”I should have known from the start YOU would have something to do with all of this….” Jukan stars at Kanju with an intense look. ”Last time we met…I had to leave because of some things that came up….but this time…you won’t receive ANY mercy….at ANY point for ANY reason…you die here and now…BOTH of you and that sword will be mine…as well as the pleasure of slaying that d**n yellow rodent behind you…ooooh will I take pleasure in that!!!”

Pikachu was still freezing. He stood next to Jukan with sparks flying out his cheeks. ”Pi…Pi..ppika…PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Pikachu sends out a thunderbolt Kanju’s way, but he holds out his sword and deflects it. ”Lets get this over with!!! BOTH OF YOU DIE HERE AND NOW!!” Kanju shouts as he charges in at Jukan and Pikachu. Pikachu moves, as Jukan clashes his sword with Kanju. ”First thing, leave Pikachu out of this!!! Its me you want, not him!!! Second of all, DO NOT underestimate me and think you can defeat me as easily as you did last time!!” Jukan shouts as flames start building up around Jukan. He sends Kanju flying out and then starts charging in. ”First Release, First Phase….SPEED!!” Jukan shouts as he gains a burst of speed, and starts cutting up Kanju as much as he can. Kanju jumps up, and Jukan follows with no problem.

”You learned some new TRICKS!!” Kanju shouts as he swirls his Osafune around and sends an icy current Pikachu’s direction. ”KACHU!!!!!!!” Pikachu shuts as he sends another thunderbolt through the icy attack sent his way. Pikachu starts feeling charged up. He starts jumping around, and sends a thunderbolt Kanju’s direction. Meanwhile, Jukan moves out of the way quickly and strikes after the lightning bolt struck. Kanju went flying, he went off the edge and a voice could be herd “GAME” for whatever reason, Kanju seemed allied with the Brawlers. The field began to change, and things went back to normal. A voice once again could be herd. It was Kanju’s voice. ”Two against one wasn’t very fair Jukan….next time we meet, that sword SHALL be mine!!

The temperature rose to normal finally. Jukan walks over to Pikachu and pats his head. ”You alright my friend? I couldn’t have finished him off without your help….” Pikachu smiled, placed his paw behind his head and scratched. ”Pika pika” At that instant, Jukan and Pikachu were teleported out of the arena. Jukan rushed over to Sakurai and grabbed hold of him. ”What the hell happened back there? How did Kanju get control of our match, and why couldn’t we be teleported out until we finished him off? ANSWER ME!!” Jukan shook Sakurai as hard as he could. He wanted answers, and wasn’t happy with the events that just took place.

Forumers:986
Brawlers: 984

[Dobs]

[Frigate Orphean]
{Dobs, Samus}

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The shield containing the Parasite Queen slowly began to crack straight down the middle. It slowly began to spread in a web-like fashion across the surface of the entire cylindrical container. Finally, the Parasite Queen let out a deafening shriek and the glass shattered, flying out in all directions.

"Why would you do that?" Dobs was half yelling at Samus, "Clearly, that was a terrible idea seeing as that thing is just going to attack us both." Dobs slowly backed up as the enormous phazon enhanced bug approached.

Samus simply stared back at Dobs and tilted her head. The edges of her visor were bordered with what looked like blue ice. Her eyes could be seen through the thick glass...they were glazed over with bright blue, and had a look of utter emptiness in them.

Samus continued to stand in a daze as the Parasite Queen came crashing down onto the platform and turned towards Dobs. The massive creature lunged towards him as he held out his hand, fingers spread, glowing green. He closed his eyes and his hand became a fist, suddenly, the Parasite Queen stopped in its tracks. Dobs opened his eyes and threw his arm to the right. As a result, the gargantuan monster was catapulted into the air and came crashing down on the cylinder that once contained it.

Now that the stage was momentarily empty, Dobs could see Samus again. The bounty hunter began to sway back and forth and then fell to her knees. She leaned again, and then fell forwards onto her hands and knees and her helmet fell to the ground. Samus began to cough as a bright blue liquid fell from her mouth. Moments later Samus fell to the floor, unconscious.

"Samus?" Dobs asked, concerned, "Samus! SAMU-"

Dobs' call was interrupted by the return of an extremely irritated Parasite Queen...

Dobs: 14 Lives
Samus: 18 Lives
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Forumers:986
Brawlers: 984

[bobsnicket]

[Quagmire Road]

Bob Snicket lay down on his small mattress in the storage room of the bookstore which he called home. The store manager happened to be a third cousin of his, and gave him free stay here, even respecting his wishes to be left to his own activities most of the time. The room was small and dark, but with the way the sales of his books were going, he'd soon have enough to buy his own condo. Not that he would, in any case, because he simply felt too at home here, among what he spent more of his time with than anything else: books.

Snicket tried to fall asleep, but couldn't help but think about the day's events. Reed...he had always wondered the significance of including a random name after that of his mother's in the letter...

And in that instant, he had it. The only reason a name would have been placed after Vivian's name would be to signify something connected to her or his father. And he had a strong inkling that "Reed" was his mother's maiden name.

So...this Alison Reed must be the posterity of one of his mother's siblings. He didn't know hardly anything about his grandparents on either side, not even how many children they had. But this meant that she was his cousin.

Not sure what this meant, and tired out from thinking, Bob drifted off to sleep...

***

"BOB! You're back! Wait 'till you hear what's been going on!"

Snicket opened his eyes drowsily, surprised because he had been expecting to sleep in complete peace until at least 10 AM, when the bookstore opened and people usually started coming in. He saw, instead of the large spiderweb complex on the ceiling he was used to, two identical faces, one inside the hood of a blue parka, the other inside a pink one.

"Oh...hello..." Snicket yawned, sitting up. But then he started. "Ice Climbers? If you're here, then I must be...yes!" He sprung to his feet, suddenly awake and energized, and looked about him. Sure enough, he was back in the Smash Dojo, the place of the historic tournament of rp1, as well as the historic siege of rp2. And it was the lobby where, once upon a time, the forumers had first stepped out to face the Brawlers in exhilirating competiton. Now, as he was soon to learn, history was repeating itself, but this time was different. Nothing ever happens the same way twice.

Some of the Brawlers stood conversing in small groups around the lobby; Sakurai waited by the portal for any challengers. On several large screens above the portal, matches such as Dobs vs. Samus, Geo vs. Bowser Jr, and Mariomasher vs. King Dedede could be seen in action. Above everything else was a large title showing the number of lives on each side in giant letters.

"Whoa...that's a lot of lives..." Bob, having quite a bit of experience playing Super Smash Bros in houses he used to sneak into, knew that it would take an insanely long amount of time to whittle down even 99 lives, let alone nearly a thousand.

"So..." Popo leaned closer to him. "Are you on the forumers' side, or not? After you left, some of the Brawlers still wanted the forumers gone, so now Sakurai has set up a huge tournament to determine whether they will leave or not. It's pretty even, so far. The majority of us Brawlers actually aren't opposed to you guys, but those who are prove to be real sticklers about it. So what do you say? After your speech before you left, you seem to be a really gentle guy. I think you're the kind of person we need to help settle this."

Snicket sighed. "So...they didn't follow my advice. Well, I suppose it's about time I did something helpful around here. Who is against us?"

Nana stepped forward and listed those among the Brawlers. "...and Steele, for some reason. But Bob..." She had a searching expression on her face. "Does this mean you're...you know...with the SSS?"

Bob smiled back. "We can worry about that later. But for now, as you've said, there is a more urgent issue to address. I'll see you around; I think I have a good idea who I plan to challenge..."

The Ice Climbers waved their mittens as Snicket walked purposefully yet slightly tentatively towards Sakurai, remembering his last encounter with the maker of Brawl:

CHAAA! I fry you in waffle iron! Without grease! Not super-encouraging words.

"Er..." Bob stopped a safe distance away where he thought he'd be out of range of Sakurai's Wii-mote. "I'd like to challenge Mr. Game and Watch."

"Snicket! Chaaa! Or should I say, boy who likes stealing game-maker's secret plans! Welcome back to Dojo, I knew you'd come. What conditions and stage?"

"Hmm..." Snicket pondered this carefully. "I get to choose whatever stage, item choice and number of lives I want, right?"

"Yes," Sakurai said impatiently.

"Then...I choose Pictochat, food, stopwatches, and Deku Nuts only, and...let's see, how many lives do the Brawlers have left?"

"Er...984, CHAAA!"

"And if they lost every possible life in the current matches?"

"928." (OOC: calculated carefully, although the person fighting Marth didn't specify # of lives)

"And I want a 927 life match."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!" Sakurai's scream was so loud that the other Brawlers' conversations stopped immediately, and most of them turned to look amused at Sakurai's response to Snicket's request.

Bob smiled innocently. "Is there a problem? You said I could choose. Now I suggest we not waste any more time and get this match started."

Sakurai was infuriated. "But...you ruin tournament! Now only one other person can fight!"

Snicket nodded with mock wisdom. "Precisely. And once my match is over, that could set up for one final epic fight that determines which side wins. Makes for more suspense."

Sakurai finally relented. "...CHAAAA! Fine! But I thought you done caring only about storyline?"

"Trust me, I am," Bob said as he walked through the portal to Pictochat.

[Big Boss]

{mute city}
Mario, Kin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUrWv3c63Y&feature=related

Mario came back on the respawn platform. He looked very mad for a relitivley happy guy.

Kin: you know for Nintendos Icon..you shure can be a douchebag...some of the time.

Mario: whata you a say!?

Kin: come on...lets fight..I have my GF waiting for me..and SSS buisness.

mario runs at kin, the platform speeding in the air, Mario throws a few fire balls, kin dodges one after another then Kins dark matter Orb says he has a message...

Kin: A message!? at this time? it better be important...oh its from smashbro..

mario dose a sliding Kick at Kin while he was destracted, after that he charges his fire attack and hits Kin with it sending him flying to the air, then Mario dose something unexpected, he jumped in the air and meteor smashed Kin....right into the Fzero machines....knocking him up in the air for a KO.

Mario: Letsa Go!
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Kin: 2 lives
Mario: 2 lives

Forumers:985
Brawlers: 984

[peram]

Luigi points at Peram.

Luigi: Spaghetti.

Peram: Wha?

Luigi: Spaghetti.

Peram: Don't start this again. It's annoying.

Luigi: Spa-rematch.

Peram: You want a rematch?

Luigi: Spaghetti *nods*

Peram: Luigi, I'm pretty sure you're smart enough to speak in full sentences like I am now.

Luigi: Spaghetti.

Sakurai: You idiot! He only has a voice in the TV show chaaaaaa!!!! He was only taught to say a few words in the games.

Peram: Oh yeah? IN WHICH GAME DID HE LEARN THE WORD "SPAGHETTI"?!?!?!?

Sakurai hits Peram with the wii remote.

Peram: Ow!!!

Sakurai: Don't talk back to me CHAAA!!!!!

Peram: Shouldn't you be announcing fights or something?

Sakurai kicks Peram in the shins and runs away.

Peram: 3 stocks, no items, battlefield?

Luigi: SPAGHETTI! *nods*

Peram: So why did you decide to fight me again?

Luigi *satanic voice*: Revenge...*normal voice* spaghetti!

They step through the portal.

[Naked Snake II]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9LrE6dRHn8
Geo, Jr
3 to 2
Distant Planet

JR: I'm not going to die so easily!!

GEO: Your too young to be in a fight like this. I want no part in this battle

JR: Your mine!!!

Jr charged at Geo with his paintbrush, Geo grabbed the paintbrush with one hand and the other was grabbed at Jr's collar picking him up. Geo brought Jr up closer.

GEO: Listen. You don't have to fight to regain your dad's honor. It's not like he died or anything. I just beat him in the tournament. That's all.

JR: You have no honor Forumer..Your nothing but a coward (spits at Geo)

Geo got spat in the eyes by Jr. Jr followed up by headbutting Geo in the face, then tripping him by hitting him with his paintbrush.

GEO: You say I have no honor....But your fighting with none!

Jr threw a bob-omb at Geo. The explosion sent him near the edge of the arena.

JR: Looks like I wont be 3stocked afterall.

Jr pulls out a smart bomb. Jumps back, and then throws the bomb towards Geo. KOing him

Geo: 2
Jr: 2