Chapter 2: Training and the Battle of the Dojo!

[smashbro]

Smashbro hung up. He had just talked to his…friend. Then mvpguy came over.
“Hey, smashbro look at this!” smashbro showed him a book.
“Wow. We should read this. Have you read any so far? And we should get copies.” Mvpguy walked away. Then Sakurai called them all to a meeting hall. Mvpguy and iownedyou were the last there, mvpguy lookd kind of shaken.

Sakurai entered, wearing some sort of fighting clothes that made him look like he just got out of a karate class.

“CHAA!!!” he said. “I call all…ummm let me count. 14 of you here because I think you all perfect for brawl! Since date have been pushed back to February 10, we have time to add new characters, stages, items, and more CHAA!!! But one problem. There can only be 13 more people added. So I am going to have interview with all of you to evaluate your potential as brawler. Then you train here and I pick who at one point. And remember everything you do will be used to evaluate potential as brawler. STARTING NOW!!! That is all.”
Everybody got up, and started to talk about the interviews.
“WHO SAID I DONE?!? SIT!!!” everyone sat down, they saw that Sakurai had a wiimote in his hand.
Smashbro said something. “It just sounded like you were done so we thought…”
“That’s what you do wrong you think. REMEMBER TO GO WITH INSTINCT.” Sakurai scolded.
“my instinct was to leave…” smashbro muttered.
“THAT IT YOU HAVE INTERVIEW NOW!!!” and they went to sakurai’s office.

{Sakurai’s office}
His office looked clean enough. Except that all of the drawers and closet and everything. And he saw a Barbie doll on the floor. Sakurai picked it up.
“That not mine.” He quickly hid it. “don’t tell” sakurai hit smashbro with a wiimote. “so……”
“so…”
“WHAT ARE YOUR MOVE!” sakurai yelled.
“Well,…I guess I could go between psi powers and melee weapons.”
“GOOD! We could use more brawlers with changing abilities.”
“Ummm… my a would be sword swipes or staff attacks or punches. for my b fight up would be the sword swipe or staff slam, side would be sword slices or staff hits, regular would be counter and down is to change. And for psi, down to change, regular to heal, side is energy ball, and up is energy uppercut.”
“not bad, but you have lots of moves already used like counter and heal.”
“but those are the kind of attacks I would have.”
“THEN GET NEW ONES! what else you would have?”
“I’ll write my throws down here” I just don’t want to write down everything.
“the normal costume would be me now. my other costumes would be blue cape, shirt and armband, white headband; orange cape, shirt and armband, green headband; white shirt, cape, and armband, and blue headband; gold cape, silver shirt and armband, green headband.”
“Good. Come up with more unique costumes too.”
“ok…and my up taunt would be to pound my chest with my right hand twice and put my arm in the air and sticks out my thumb, index and middle fingers. But I got to think of everything else.”
“ENTRANCE!”
“I would just jump down onto the stage.”
“SYMBOL!”
“I guess the smashbros symbol. Wait do we have a game?”
“IT COMING OUT SOON. CALLED AMAZING ADVENTURES OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE SUPER SMASHBROS AND FORCED TO FIGHT IN TOURNAMENT AND THEN JOINED THE SSS AND FOUGHT EVIL PEOPLE AND SOME BECAME EVIL BUT THEY FIGHT THE GOOD AND EVIL BATTLE”
“seems long. What if it was just; SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT. Or something like that.”
“DONE. DISMISSED.”

As smashbro left, Sakurai pulled out a cd player. As smashbro left he heard Sakurai singing with a cd.
“Oh god…”Smashbro came outside, and most of the others rushed to talk to him.
“what was it like?” smashbro told them what they would need to say.
“buts whats the most important thing?”
“NEVER, let him see you looking at a Barbie doll.”


***Sakurai, if you do read these forums, please remember that we really do respect you, but we just thought to add humour to your character.***
*not everyone has to have Sakurai suggest the same things. For now you can train, on Sunday there will be a new important post.*

[Dervish]

Dervish heard sakurais announcement and just kept standing in the back corner of the room. he was thinking if it would be hard to get into the game but only 1 person would be eliminated so he knew he would get in. he waited. he didnt want to go see sukurai.... he was kinda scared of him (lol). dervish thought to himself that maybe he should go back to the poke mart but decided not to cuz everything was too expensive. then he had an idea. he would open a donation stand. he hired a very cheerful person to work in the front and work wth the people while he just sat in the back room doing... things..... until he would be needed out front. it was brilliant. he just hoped people would acually donate things but he knew it was a long sot.... veeeerryy long shot

[Big Boss]

(dojo interveiw)

Mew2mast3r was sitting down next to geo talking when all of a sudden....
*Sakurai pokes his head out of the door*
Sakurai: IDIOT!!!! Time for Intervew!

Me: looks like im up!
[in interveiw]
Sakurai: Sooo Idoit what your name!?

Me: You...your kidding me right?

Sakurai: Dose look like I kidding!? chaa!

Me: but ive been living with you and training with you for a while!!!!

Sakurai: I too busy to ask name then but now I need NAME!!!!! CHAAA!!!

Me: Alright, Mew2mast3r

Sakurai: Mew2mast3r!!!! That you NAME!! What If I put Mewtwo In game again! That confusing!

Me: Well thats my nickname Mew2mast3r....My real name is(whispers in Sakurais ear)

Sakurai: Well I just gonna put you down as Idiot!

Me: ohhhh come on!

Sakurai: Deal with it! CHAAA!

Me: fine.......

Sakurai: What Are attacks?

Me: Well lets see my side attack would be my silver serpent attack and my regular attack would be shadow ball cause i have psi powers and my down attack would be my silver force feild and my up attack would be silver wind

Sakurai: Ok! Now costume time!

Me: Well my standard would be red leather trench coat with black gloves with holes in the finger parts and black pants with a white shirt white red and black shoes and a red bandana
my next would be a purple coat black gloves black shirt and black pants purple black shoes and a purple bandana and another would be a green style all in the same things and also blue
but my special costume would be no shirt black pants and shoes wearing a black bandana

Sakurai: What are you fashon expert now!? now what about weapons

Me: I will use my silver sword

Sakurai: What about final smash!?Chaa!

Me: I will use my Dark matter orb and conseal my opponents in a dark energy damaging them

Sakurai: Now for Taunt!

Me: My up taunt would be me throwing my Dark Matter orb in the air and catching it and point in my finger at you when i catch it, my side will be my silver magic surrounding me while i levetate and my other wil be me putting my sword in the ground and wipping my hands off

Sakurai: OK! GOOD! I get it! NOW GET!

Me: ok
*leaves interveiw*

[peram]

Peram: My turn?
Peram goes in.

Sakurai:What's your name chaa!?
Peram: Peram
Sakurai: What about attacks? CHAA!!!
Peram: I can slice with my sword, I can charge up my sword with energy and shoot it out, I can throw darts, I can use psychic abilities, such as levitate, I have telekinesis (moving stuff with my mind), I can sometimes read minds, not that that would be good in a game, I can see what other people see if I try, I can set stuff on fire sometimes.

Sakurai notices Peram said that without use of his voice. He put the thoughts in Sakurai's head.
Sakurai: Stop that chaa!
He hits Peram with a wiimote.

Peram: Ow!

Sakurai: What about costumes?

Peram: Basically, what I'm wearing now. (Check my character thing in the characters section to find that out)

Sakurai: Final Smash?

Peram: It's (Again, see character thing.)

Sakurai: Stop talking in Parenthesis!

Peram: What parenthesis?

Sakurai: Um, nevermind chaa!
Peram looks in a corner and sees a barbie doll.
He uses his powers to make it look like its alive.

Sakurai: Barbie! I told you you'd come to life! Now we can get married chaa!

Peram's telepathicness in a girl voice: I'm already married to Ken... I'm sorry Sakurai baby.

Sakurai: BARBIE! NO!

Peram makes the doll jump out the window

Sakurai: BARBIE!
He starts to cry

Peram: Its ok Sakurai, she just wasn't the one for you. Try one of her friends.

Sakurai: I spent all my money on accessories for Barbie! I didn't buy any of her friends!

Peram: Then go out and buy them.

Sakurai: Good idea! What would your taunt be?

Peram: I could levitate up, do a flip real fast and land for my up. My side could be to where I throw up my sword, swing it with my mind, and put it away.

Sakurai: Ok, good interview CHAA!
He hits Peram with the wiimote again.

Peram walks out laughing about what happened with the Barbie.

[bobsnicket]

Snicket, who had been in his previous hiding spot behind the pillar in the corner, sat thinking.

Well, since Sakurai's already seen me, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to go to the interview...but I would have to give him the list back, and who knows what he will do to me for stealing it...

So he took a deep breath and stepped out from his hiding place. Everyone who was still in the room was surprised by his sudden appearance and stared at his old worn cloak, his brown leather boots, his white gloves, and his black tunic and pants underneath the cloak. He still had the hood over his head, however, so his face could not be seen.

"So!" Sakurai said as he sat down in his room after Peram left. "You come back! Now give me list! Chaa!!!"

Snicket, seeing no way out of it, reluctantly hands back the list.

"You tell anyone?" Snicket shook his head. "Good! List fake anyway! But still..." *hits Snicket with Wiimote* "Now what is your name?"

Snicket: Bob Snicket.

Sakurai: And what are your moves?

Snicket: Shouldn't you ask whether I want to be in Brawl first?

Sakurai: *sighs* Fine! Do you want to be in Brawl?

Snicket: No.

Sakurai: WHAT???!!!

Snicket: I said no.

Sakurai: But you have big potential! Chaa! I sense it! You sure?

Snicket: (hesitates slightly)...Yup.

Sakurai: Well...if you're sure...but no take backs!

Snicket: I'm sure.

Sakurai: Fine then! You no in Brawl! And now I no need to interview anyone else! Now LEAVE AND NO COME BACK! CHAAA!!!"

Sakurai lunges at Snicket with the Wiimote, but Snicket quickly jumps to the side and...leaves...

[peram]

Peram walks back to poketown where he sees Brock talking to Megan.
Brock: So, are you going out with anyone?
Megan: WHAT?
Peram walks over to Brock.
Megan: Yes, I'm going out with Peram.
Peram: Brock, she's 14, leave her alone or I'll make you wish you did.
Brock: Is that a threat?
Peram: No! ITS A PROMISE!
Peram uses his powers and throws Brock back into his store.
Peram: Weirdo.
Megan: I'd say you handled that rather well.
Peram: Thanks.
She gives Peram a hug.
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(In Parem's Lair)
Parem: Hmm...what to do oh what to do.
Parem had no plan to kill Peram this time.
Parem: BLAST! I've tried everything! The kid won't die!
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(Poketown)
Peram: Hold on a sec.
Megan: Ok.
Peram pulls out his cell phone.
He dials a number and hits send.

Parem: Hello?
Peram: Hi, Parem? This is Peram. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Click!

Megan: Who was that?
Peram: My evil twin.
Megan: Oh...
Peram: I knew he was planning on trying to kill me again, so I decided to tell him not to.

Megan pulled out a nintendo DS and put a game in.
Peram: What are you playing?
Megan: Sakurai wanted me to try out this game he's working on, its called "AMAZING ADVENTURES OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE SUPER SMASHBROS AND FORCED TO FIGHT IN TOURNAMENT AND THEN JOINED THE SSS AND FOUGHT EVIL PEOPLE AND SOME BECAME EVIL BUT THEY FIGHT THE GOOD AND EVIL BATTLE"
but he said it'll be shorter later. He said its going to come out on the Wii too.
Peram laughs.

[Dobs]

Dobs saw the strange cloaked person leave sakurai's office, and decided to go next. He walked into the office.

Sakurai: Sit! what your name? CHA!
Dobs:...Dobs
Sakurai: That stupid name! I call you Smooshpuff!
Dobs: Much less stupid.
Sakurai: FINE! you still dobs, what your attacks sarcastic boy?
Dobs: Well i use my sais for most of my attacks, and my staff. I have enhanced speed and use it to my advantage. Oh yea, and i have surikans that i use for ranged attacks, but rarely.
Sakuri: I see i see, what about costumes CHAA!
Dobs: Well this battle suit of course, o and a really bad@$$ red and black version.
Sakuri:......eh(uninterested)
Dobs: (quickly)And i was thinking a barbie themed suit for a third.
Sakurai: OOOOOoOOOOOoooO! That change things! change very much! I like your smooshy!
Dobs: Its dobs
Sakurai: whatever, INTERVIEW OVER! *raises hand with wii mote*

dobs quickly leaves sakurai's office and smiles.
Dobs: Nailed it.

[ready2brawl]

"Ready2brawl! You up! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
***Interview Room***
"So! Ready2brawl! Give me your NAME!"
"Wha... You just said it."
"NAME!"
"Wha.. ready2brawl."
"That stupid name! I call you Twinkie!"
"But..."
"SO Twinkie, what are your moves?"
"My A would be a punch. All my smashes would be punches and kicks."
"Good! Specials?"
"Up B would be flying. Down B could be my shapeshifting. My B could be a charge punch. My Side B could be a Mr. Saturn throw."
"Taunts!"
"I go 'Woo hoo', I hold a Mr Saturn high, and I lay down on the ground."
"Woo hoo?"
"It's all I can think of."
"All right. Idiot. Now alternate costumes! CHAAA!"
"I just wear different colors."
"Good! Now get out! Chaa!"
"Yes sir!"

[Dervish]

As Dervish was about to walk away Sakurai spotted him and says " YOU! INTERVIEW! NOW!"
"who me?!?!"
"yes you! NOW!"
"okay okay dont have a heart attack!"
"haha very funny"
Dervish walks into the interview room and sees the chairs. dervish sits down and looks at Sakurai.
"waht your name?"
"ummm Dervihs"
"what kind of name is that?!?!"
"mine.. got a problem?!?!"
"yeah whatever. what your moves?"
"i can teleport, make a wall of protection, fire and ice in each hand...."
"whatever that good enough. costumes?"
"this......"
"thats it?!?!?!"
"yup"
"fine whatever. taunts?"
"do the DX suck it move"
"what wrong with you?!?!"
"i dont know... its cool"
"fine do what you want.NOW GET OUT WIERD GOTH/EMO KINDA PERSON!"
"im not goth or emo!"
"suuurrreee"
"uhg.. whatever.... stupid old man (under his breath)"
"WHAT YOU SAY BOY?!?!"
"nothing (dousche)"
"WHAT?!?!"
"NOTHING,NOTHING.. JEEZE DONT DIE!!"
"GET OOUUUUUTTTT!!!!"
Sakurai raised the wii moteas if to attack but Dervish huried out the door and right as he closed he ye said to him "Stupid old man!" sakurai ran over to the door and looked out but didnt see dervish. dervish looked down from floating above the door trying to suppress a laugh. sakurai turned around and walked back in the door grumbling.

[ness11]

LGN sat with his Pokemon when suddenly...........

Sakurai: You! You up now! *grabs LGN and plants him in his office* So what your name?

LGN: The Legendary Ness a.k.a LGN.

Sakuria: Oh yeah you cheap knock off of Ness.

LGN: I'm not a cheap Knock off. My name just happened to be Ness.

Sakurai: Hmm I'll just put you down as Ness Jr. What your moves?!?

LGN: Well my regular moves are punches and kicks with and with out my armor and....

Sakuria: Chhaaa did you say with and without?

LGN: You I can lose my armor.

Sakuira: Chaa then I will put you down as Zero Ness. You do that by fs right!

LGN: Yeah, now my specials are (with armor) reg fire bullet gun which make my opponent catch on fire, side is tornado gun, down is energy deflector, and up is jet back which I can shoot while doing move. Without my armor I have reg round house kick (Chuck Norris style), side suicide rush, up super jump, and down is repel,I block a incoming object with my fist. Oh and my fs when i have armor is the peace maker.

Sakuria: Hmm now I change name to Zero Diddy Ness. What your costume.

LGN: Well I wear dark blue and red armor all over and when I do my fs I'm wearing a Cross Country shirt shorts shoes which are blue and white. I also have brown hair with a blonde spot. My alts would be green and black armor, orange and white, purple and red, and light green with navy. My alt clothes would be my basketball clothes, soccer, and school clothes.

Sakurai: Chhhaaaaaa stop changing name now I most pencil you in as Street Master Zero Diddy Ness now. You play a lot of sports no?

LGN: I'm multi talented.

Sakuria: CHHHAAAA weapons!

LGN: I use my armor, legs, arms, fire bullet gun, tornado gun, reflector and repel, jet pack, and Peace Maker and a pistols which I chose not to use

Sakurai: Chaaa what about taunts?

LGN: my up would be pistol flip where i flip my pistols up in the air and catch them, side would be a bring it sign, and down would be fire bullet circle when I fire my Fire Bullet Gun in a circle aiming towards the ground around my self.

Sakuria: Chaaaa!! Ok thank you Street Master Zero Diddy Ness. NEXT!!

LGN: Uh when are we going to battle Pokemon like you said?

Sakuria: don't have time now go!

LGN: But....!

Sakuria: Chaaaaaaa I'll battle with you later

[SLE]

ME:um i think i'm next?

Sakuria:CHA CHA CHA!!
Sakurai:oh uhh come in
Sakurai:so wat you name gallade? frank? you look like a frank

Me:uh i'm Bladze

Sakurai:are you sure you really look like a frank
Sakurai:and what's with the hat?

Me: oh uh-

Sakurai:nevermind so "Bladze"
Sakurai:what are your moves?

Me:i have blade like protrusions,cn minipluate fire and change my wei-

Sakurai:very intresting
Sakurai:So what are your taunts?

Me:i can do a hand jive with fire,spin showing off my blades,or i can do a light thing where i float for half a second then drop down in an instant

Sakurai:Nods while thinking about barbie
Sakurai:oh yeah you umm what's your final smash?

Me:i can do a weight thing where i turn big,then keep spinning around while putting in fire creating a flame vortex

Sakurai:cool now how much do you know about barbie's friends?

Me:wha??!?

Sakurai:just answer!

Me:not much but i can get you a whole collection of them

Sakurai:if you can do that then you're in!

[mvpguy22]

Sakurai: You! Pig-headed one! Come here!
Mvpguy22: What?
Sakurai: Interview time....now Chaaaa!
(sakurai pulls mvpguy22 into his room)

Sakurai: Name?
Mvpguy22: Mvpguy22...you call me pig-headed one.
Sakurai: Pig-headed one? You say I call you that! Don't put words in my mouth! I call you freaky child!
Mvpguy22: o.....k....

Sakurai: Your attacks?
Mvpguy22: I have avalanche, gyser, bl-
Sakurai: What are those? Girly moves? You not in!!

(mvpguy22 pulls out a doll)

Mvpguy22: You want the Bratz doll or not?
Sakurai: ooooo..she sassy. I give you new moves...and you train with them. Give me Melanie now!!! CHAAAAA!!!!!

(mvpguy22 now has moves in his character profile)

Sakurai: FS?
Mvpguy22: hmmmmm.........i freeze everything? Then blow it up?

Sakurai: Costumes?
Mvpguy22: regular clothes i guess.

Sakurai: If Kirby sucked you up what he look like CHAAAAA?
Mvpguy22: He would have Brown hair and baggy jeans.

Sakurai: Taunts?
Mvpguy22: I have a dance party, take a nap, and backflips.

Sakurai: we done out now CHAAAA!!! (hits mvpguy22 with Wiimote)
Mvpguy22: Is that all you do is hit people with wiimotes?
Sakurai: No!! (shanks mvpguy22 with Nunchuck)
Mvpguy22: uugggghhh....

[IOwnedYou]

" This is great..." he laughed at all the confused people. " YOUR TURN NOW STUPID!!!" Sakurai yelled at him. " What'd you just call me?" he got out of his chair mad. " SHUT UP AND GE IN HERE!!!!" he yelled even louder. " Okay... Fine...", he walked into the office.

{Interview}

Sakurai: WHAT YOUR NAME?

Me: Umm... IOwnedYou

Sakurai: WHA- WHAT KINDA GAY NAME IS THAT?!!!

Me: Oh... Nevermind

Sakurai: MOVES?!

Me: Take a look at this... ( gives him his move sheet... Profile )

Sakurai: OH WOW THAT'S... STUPID!!!

Me: You little... Person...

Sakurai: APPEARANCE?

Me: Look at me... And alternate costume would be the opposite colors of this. So fire would be blue, lightning green, and ice red.

Sakurai: WHAT KIND OF LIGHTNING GREEN???

Me: Oh good god...

Sakurai: TAUNTS?

Me: My up one would be me swirling all three elements in the air mixed up. My side would be be meditating with my sword in my hand. And my other one would be me showing a 3 second show of my full form.

Sakurai: OKAY... YOU A FREAKY BOY!!!! BUT YOU MIGHT BE IN BRAWL...

Then he hits him with a wii mote and IOwnedYou took the wii mote and threw it at a wall. " God you bug me...", Sakurai was speechless and twitching.


** Yes Sakurai we do respect you as said before, so please don't be offended **

[Dobs]

Sakurai: YOU! GIRL IN CORNER! WHO LOOK LIKE SMOOSHY! YOU UP!

Mariella walked over calmly towards sakurai, said nothing and walked in.

Mariella: Whats this brawl? is it really important that im in it, because i have important responsibilities as a-
Skaurai: So what is your name!?
Mariella: I am Mariella.
Sakurai: Do you know barbie?
Mariella: Who?
Sakurai: MINUS TEN POINTS! What are your attakcs?

*respect*
Mariella: ....excuse me?.....points?.....im sort of confused, what exactly is goi-
Sakurai: ATTACKS!
Mariella: Well, i use this long bow for most of my attacks, i also have a magic staff and duel katanas. i also have a few telekinetic powers. But what does this have to do with anyting? (very politley)
Sakurai: Good CHAA! But you rude MINUS TWENTY! Armor?
Mariella: THis battle suit here
Sakurai: I LIKE SMOOSHY'S BETTER!
Mariella: .......smooshy?
Sakurai: I ASK QUESTIONS HERE MELANIE!
Mariella: Its-
Sakurai: GO!

Mariella leaves, mildly confused, "who the hell is smooshy?"

*respect*

[Dervish]

Dervish walked out of the dojo after his interview. he went into the grass to play wiht his eevee. they played and trained and played more. first they thrained both of them did. Dervihs would practice his fire and ice by sending small blasts and eevee would try to dodge them. then they would paly and get some food. then train some more. they were incredibly close and respected each othe very deeply. after they were donbe training for the day eevee learned another move Take Down. then they played some more. dervish figured that eevee would evolve soon but didnt know when. dervish knew that in order to get badges or anything he would need another pokemon but he didnt have enough pp to buy one. so he put eevee back in his pokeball and went to check his shop that he made for donations. not one sigle dontation not even a reply. dervish just sat there and thought then fell asleep.

~~ eevee's moves: Tackle, Quick Attack, Bite, Take Down ~~