Chapter 1: To The Dojo!!

[Dobs]

Mariella exited her ship and gazed at the dojo. She stood and wondered who is this sakurai? How does he know me? Well, the message was high urgency, so i better get inside and check out whatever it is he has to say

Mariella walked into the dojo and observed all of the different fighter's inside and wondered, why are they all here? is this some kind of tournament or something? well whatever this sakurai has to say, it must be pretty important She sat quietly and scanned all in the room, sensing there thoughts and feelings.

Then she drew her attention to a figure rolled up in the corner, apparently sleeping. what a bum She sensed that the sleeping person was having a terrible nightmare. sweet dreams

She got up and began to explore the dojo as she waited.

[bobsnicket]

Out of breath, Snicket stopped running about 200 yards away from the Dojo where he was hidden by trees. He was wondering why Sakurai had been so mad that he had just entered his room until he realized he still had the list of dates in his right hand, which he had subconsciously held onto.

Oh... Snicket thought. That would explain it...

Taking a closer look, he realized that this was a list of future updates for some video game called Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Probably some lame fighting game, he thought) which was apparently updated every weekday on some website. He read down the list, recognizing many familiar Nintendo characters, stages, and items. But when he got to the bottom, there was a date in much bigger print underlined and highlighted:

[glow=red,2,300]February 9th: INVADE MICROSOFT AND STEAL BACK RARE SO I CAN PUT IN BANJO & KAZOOIE!!!!![/glow]

Well, that's interesting, Snicket pondered. But he was getting tired; yawning, he found a comfortable spot against a thick mossy tree and fell asleep, intending to return on Friday to hear the announcement.

[peram]

Peram: Wait a sec. Horsea? Where are you? Horsea!
Horsea popped up out of a bush and yawned.
Peram: Come here horsea.
Horsea: Horsea? (What?)
Peram: You must be hungry.
Horsea: HORSEA! (YES!)

Peram pulls a chocolate bar out of his pocket. He opens up the wrapper and gives the bar to Horsea who gobbles it down.

Horsea: Horsea Horsea Horsea Horsea Horsea! (yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!)
He pats Horsea on the head.

Peram begins thinking again as he starts walking back to the Dojo.
What kind of announcement is Sakurai going to make?
If people don't post by tomorrow, are they out of the RP?
Is Sakurai singing again? HE MUST BE STOPPED!

Peram returns Horsea to the pokeball and takes off towards the Dojo.
He puts his ear up to the door.


Sakurai: Opps I did it again CHAA I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby CHA CHA!

Peram: Dang...

Peram bursts in the door, grabs Sakurai's Wii remote off the table, smacks him in the head with it, then runs out before Sakurai could even noticed it was him, dropping the Wii remote on his way out.

[Dervish]

Drvish was training vigorously with eevee.... he had sweat trailing dwon his face, eyes still closed. evve was doing exellent becoming very powerful learning new things ( attacks learned : Quikc attack, Bite.. attacks so far: Tackle Quick attack, Bite, Tail whip) dervish stopped and opened his eyes and saw eevee laying dwon sleeping. dervish waited and lert him sleep because he had done such a great job. when eevee woke up dervish fed him and gave him water. then they played for a while. just playful tackling and stuff like that. dervish was acting like a little kid again. eevee and dervish were becoming really close, but only to dervish evvee didnt like other poeple at all. when someone would pass by eevee would give them an evil look and prepare for attack just in case. but the 2 of them were like best friends. after palying dervish put eevee back inhis ball for a while. then dervish stood up and looked around. he had over heard people talking about poke mart so he decidd to go check it out and see whgat he could find.

[mvpguy22]

Mvpguy22 looked for somebody to tell. Mew2mast3r? Ready2brawl? Smashbro? Peram? He decided he would try to talk to them one on one first. As he was looking, he saw Dervish playing with his eevee. He decided he would talk to Dervish when he had some free time.
Then he stopped and saw a figure run out of Sakurai's room. Sakurai came out with a big lump on his head and pointed to mvpguy22.

Sakurai: You! Pig-headed one! Go get him! He in trouble! He ruined Kareoke hour!
Mvpguy22: What? I'm kind of busy now...but all right.

He set off after the figure.


(to the four I posted~ you can post about me talking to you about what I discovered.)

[peram]

Mvpguy: I found this weird book! Iownedyou had one too!

Peram: "How to destroy Gods?"

Mvpguy: Yeah!

Peram: Hmm... very odd. Go tell Smashbro!

Mvpguy started to walk away.

Peram: By the way, I'm the one who hit Sakurai.

Sakurai: I KNEW IT CHAA!

He jumped out of a bush and ran at Peram with a wii remote.
Peram held up some legal papers saying that he was going to sue Sakurai.

Sakurai: MY ONE WEAKNESS! LEGAL ACTION!

Peram noticed Sakurai was wearing headphones.
Peram gives Horsea the signal to distract Sakurai.
Peram quickly switched the headphones part with speakers.

"When I'm not with you I lose my mind.
Give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign.
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"
Peram kicks Sakurai's pocket and his CD player flies in the air.
It breaks when it hits the ground, and the CD pops out.
Its a CD Sakurai burned, but he wrote on it with marker.
"Girly Songs that no one likes anymore except for me chaa!"

Peram: Um?

Sakurai: Idiot! You no longer hear announcement chaa!

Peram: Really?

Sakurai: No! Now go away chaa!

Peram: Why can't I stay here? You should go back to the Dojo...

Sakurai: SHUT UP CHAA!

He hits Peram on the head with the wii remote and runs back to the Dojo.

Peram: Ok...

He cell phone started going off. He received a text message from Megan saying "Turn around"
He did so and saw Megan standing there.

Peram: Megan?

Megan: Yup

Peram: How did you get here?

Megan: The same way you did, except it was harder for me because I had to sneak past the cops.

Peram's jaw dropped.

[Dobs]

Dobs was tossing and turning on the floor. He was having a terrible nightmare. He began talking to himself.

Dobs:........n........n......No.......no waffles?..................wha............why................................a .....a..... a......a toothbrush?.............wha ........w ........what do i do? ..................................................................... GREAT ODEN'S RAVEN!

Dobs wokoe up very sweaty. He opened up Magmar's pokeball.

Dobs: How long have i been out for?
Magmar: Mag, magmar (about 5 hours)
Dobs: Is sakurai ready yet?
Magmar: MAg magmar mag (what do you think)
Dobs: Curse that man.......

[Dervish]

as dervish stood up he was mvpguy looking around. any normal time he would have ignored him but he looked worried or anxious. dervish thought" whats wrong wiht him?" but didnt think much of it. he stood up and walked down to the poke mart. he saw all the pokemon and how little money he had. he sighed and looked around. he thoguht to himself "maybe noone would notice if i steal something." then brock came out and said " hello may i help you?" dervish looked dissapointed but said in a sad vioce "no" brock loooked confused but said "uumm ok feel free to look around" dervish replied "yeah whatever" brock walked away and the thought came to dervish again "maybe i could steal something" he was looking around suspiciously. as he grabbed for something he stopped wiht his hand on a pokeball labeled "Dratini" he stopped. then brock came out and said "whats going on?!?!?!" dervish looke at him and said" nothing this fell over i was putting it back" brock looked at him and finaly said"ok thanks" dervish just groaned and started to walk away.

[ness11]

Treeko:*panting* Tre tre tre *Ok I did my push ups. Now can I have the cookies?*

Piplup: *panting* pi pi piip *yeah I want my cookies*

LGN: *gets a great idea* I just came up with the stupidest idea ever want to here it?

Treeko: Tyre tre *as long as I get my cookies*

LGN: How about you to battle with Sakuria's Pokemon.

Piplup: pip lup lup lup *No he doesn't*

LGN: Oh yes he does the ones he confirmed for Brawl are his Pokemon.

Treeko: trere *he has a Dexoys*

LGN: I don't know but it doesn't hurt to ask. Come on. *walks to Sakurai's room door and knocks*

Sakurai: Chhaaaa I told Geo he not get water!

LGN: Actually I'm LGN, remember?

Sakurai: Chaaa how could I you that cheap Ness knock off.

LGN *ignores Sakuria's comment* You have Pokemon right?

Sakurai: Chhaaa yeah of course!

LGN: Can I battle you with my Pokemon?

Sakurai: Chaa 5 bucks! *LGN hands him money* Ok but I not use Legendaries for you nOOb!

LGN: You are going to pay for that comment.

LGN and Sakurai get ready to battle and are looking to drive the others Pokemon into the ground. To be continued

[pieman147]

Bob ran into town, then looked around. Almost everybody had a pokemon
Bob: Why can't I have a Pokemon???
Bob was sad, and continued walking into town. He saw a bunch of wierd Pokemon stuff.
Bob: Wow look at all this Pokemon stuff!
Bob decided to head back to the dojo, to find out how to geta Pokemon exactly.

[peram]

Peram and Megan walked back to the Dojo.
They were waiting for Sakurai to make the announcement.
Megan: How long is this going to take?
Peram: Well, the rest of us have been here all week.
Megan: All week?
Peram: Yeah.
Megan: I'm glad I wasn't.
Peram: Lucky.

They walked over to a shady spot and sat down.
Megan: What could Sakurai possibly be doing in there?
Peram: You don't want to know.
Megan: Yes I do.
Peram: He's singing girly songs that no one likes.
Megan: Oh...
Peram: Well, I don't know if he's still doing that, but that's what he was doing before.
Megan: Oh, so do you know when today he's going to make the announcement?
Peram: Probably in the afternoon.
Megan: Oh ok.

[IOwnedYou]

He saw mvphuy running around with the book. " God damn it!" he saw him talking to Peram about the book. He twitched then attacked Mvpguy. He took the book and set it into flames again, it's pages burned, unreadable. He slashed it with his sword and stabbed it with his sword too just to make sure." I will not allow you to read this book, if you do I'll kill you! Do you understand?!??!" he had Mvpguy on the ground, he was grabbed his neck and his fist was on fire. " You even speak a word about it to anyone, I'll destroy you're precious life and family!"