The Subspace and Smashbro's War Ch 1-6

[ness11]

Basically it's kind of like SSE2 (yeah I know the title is kind bad but hey..) but my version with the characters that are on my SSB4 roster........smashbrosfan.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=char&action=display&thread=733....and R.O.B; plus some side characters that you will soon see. Well here it goes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

Toadsworth: Hohoho! Hello ladies and gents; and welcome to Shape-shift Stadium. Hello, I'm Toadsworth, and joining me is none other then my good friend Pichu. Tell them why we are here Pichu.

Pichu: Well, today in SSS we are getting geared up for one of the biggest smash tournaments of the year, but this is no ordinary tournament. Only a select few characters made it, all vets.

~{List}~
Mario
Peach
Wario
Bowser
Yoshi
DK
Link
Zelda
Sheik
Samus
Pikachu
Pokemon Trainer
Kirby
Fox
Falco
Marth
Ike
Pit
Capitan Falcon
G&W
Ness
Lucas
Capitan Olimar
Ice Climbers
Snake
Sonic
25 participants
~{List}~

Pichu: They were all sent a invitation to participate in the biggest smash and bash EVER!!!!!!

~{Letter}~

Dear (insert character's name here):

You have been invited to compete in the crown jewel of the smashbro's tournaments the Smash Cup. Here you will square off against competitors in round robin style to determine spots in the final tournament. The winner of the tourney will win a car, mansion, money, and the right to call yourself the smash champ. Hope you arrive soon. Tournament starts in two weeks.

From,

Gran Doffs
Lukio Mono
Mac Deda
And many more loyal fans!

P.S. Bring as many friends as you want!

~{Letter}~

Toadsworth: Here at SSS. The stages are constantly changing between things; you can compare it to Pokemon Stadium in many ways. But, don't expect to encounter the same battlefield twice in the same match, for this is a mass variety. Hohoho!

Pichu: Let's head down to Toadette on the ground.

Toadette: Thanks Pichu. I'm here with Mario. So Mario, are you excited!?!

Mario: You betcha I am!

Toadette: Some think you are heavily favored in this competition to win it all; do you think you deserve the hype?

Mario: Of course! It's a obvious that I willa win! *takes drink of water*

Toadette: What happens if you battle Peach?

Mario: *spits out water onto Toadette's face* Well I, uhhhhhhhhh..............wella.......................this could uh take awhile.

Toadette: Alright you hear it here folks. Back to you Pichu.

Pichu: Thanks Toadette. Let's head on down to Toad who's with Snake.

Toad: Well Snake, anyone you want to take on in the tournament in particular?

Snake: I'd take on that fat plumber any day. He's so slow I've seen him loss in races against bricks.

Mario *yells off in the background*

Snake: And what's with his girl friend wife thing Peach? She gets kidnapped every week by some fat turtle, another fat plummer, or the little brown turds none as gommbas.

Mario: Heya!!! Don't make fun of a Peach you *BLEEP*!!!!

Snake: *BLEEP* back at ya.

Toad: Uhh, this interview is over. *looks worried as he turns to see Mario and Snake in a fist fight* Back to you guys.

Toadsworth: Alrighy then. *hears bell* Oh goody, the first match is now starting between Ice Climbers and Kirby.

Kirby leaps onto the stage while the Ice Climbers get a lift from the waddle dees in. The stage is in it's normal state; consisting of a big platform and two little platforms on each side. Kirby and Ice Climbers lock eyes.

Lakitu: Ready, set, *bell dings*

Kirby: Hut! *runs towards Ice Climbers*

Ice Climber: Yehhh! *runs toward Kirby*

: Not so fast!

Kirby and the ice Climbers stop dead in their tracks. The ground gasps at the sound of the voice. Mario looks at Bowser and gives him a mean look.

Bowser: *wide eyed* Don't look at me! I don't know what's going on.

The sky over the stadium complex soon turned dark. A dark cloud of purple entered the stadium's dark sky. This pink was to familiar to the smashers who had witnessed it before. More screams and shouts could be heard from the grandstands and press box.
This could only mean one thing to the smashers. A thing that could send their land in to turmoil once again.

Tabbu has RETURNED

Emerging from the pink cloud were Auroroses carrying R.O.B's and primid. They were closely followed by Trowlons carrying bytan's and mites. Roaders and Greaps came through the stadium doors as they roared and crashed into the main stage. It was now a mad dash everywhere. Mario was calling to find Peach, Snake was looking for a good place to hide in his box, and many civilians were fleeing in gigantic proportions.

Then, a blast went off and everything went silent. People were still screaming and tumbling down and out of the stadium, but the smashers could not hear. Up in the sky, a ship flew into view of the smashers. It was a small airwing; a red one. The cockpit opened and out popped a shadowy figure. It landed on the far edge on the stage of that Kirby and ice Climbers were duking it out on. Many of the smashers were standing on the stage fighting off the SSE. It rises up and faces the fighters.

Wolf: It's time to have some fun!

[Cell]

lol, it's funny and exciting! Good job! ;D

[bobsnicket]

It's as legendary as the pie under your bed!...which hopefully is pretty darn legendary...

This story has great potential! You have writing talent that shows in both this and the rp's and subplots, and I can't wait to see it continue! It's original and entertaining.

I slightly resent the almost cliche appearance of the SSE, but I'm sure you'll be able to twist it enough to keep my ravid attention. By the way, what does SSS stand for here?

[Legendary Ness]

Thanks guys, this is my first fan fiction too so I'm pretty excited.

To Bob: SSS stands for the Shape-shift Staduim. I might just call it SS Staduim so I don't get it confused with the SSS in the rpg. Oh and becasue I can post in my story as a guest I'm going to be able to work on it a lot more and easier then LoN (new episode in development). Now here is more of the story.

The smashers were shocked that Wolf would betray them and join Tabbu and his Subspace Army.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=axj7vanwuiQ

Wolf: What's the matter, scared?

Falco: You better have a good reason for you being here before I beat you down.

Wolf: *chuckles* I don't think so. *snaps*

A flock of auroroses fly in followed by Roaders and Greaps hoping onto the stage. Shadow bugs begin to rain from the sky onto the stadium. GW is completly shocked at this.

GW: Impossible! Shaodw bugs could only be created out of me!

Snake: Maybe there's a Mrs. Game & Watch you didn't tell us about.

GW: *hits snake with hammer* I think I would know my own wife you moron.

Wolf: Listen up! *everyone shuts up* As hopefully you fools have figured out Tabbu is back, and he wants me to order all of you into his world. But, that wouldn't be as fun. Besides, I'm not the only one working for him. *presses buttons on remote*

A Trowlon flies in a drops a Subspace Bomb right behind Wolf. Two R.O.Bs get ready to arm it, but Wolf signals to them to back off.

Diddy: Grrrr {Come on Wolf man! Let me at him} *jumps towards Wolf, but is grabbed by DK*

DK: *makes gorilla sound* {Not now Diddy.} *turns to Wolf* {Can't we work something out? Why would you want to help him?}

Wolf: Like I said. I'm not the only one working for him. *laughs a little* Enough talk. *Trowlon drops shadow cannon (trohpy gun) next to Wolf* Who's going to be my first target. *snaps*

The SSE enemies rush out at the smashers standing on the platform. Wolf picks up the dark cannon and takes aim at the smashers. Falcon then dive bombs onto Wolf knocking the dark cannon away from him. Wolf falls back, but get's back up and prepares to take Falco without the cannon.

Wolf: Hey birdie! Where's your fox friend? He ditch you?

Falco: It's just you and me fur ball! *pulls out blaster and fires at Wolf*

Wolf: *dodges* That all you got?

Falco then uses Falco Phantasm (side B) towards Wolf, but Wolf counters back with Wolf flash (side B). The two collide and bounce back. Wolf and Falco pull out there blasters and fire back at each other. Wolf wonders why none of the other smashers are trying to get invovled. Wolf rolls out of the way and jumps over to grab the dark cannon.

Wolf: Nowhere to run now Falco. *powers up gun*

Faclo: If you think you can hit me with that thing you are saddly mistaken.

Wolf: Oh I'll hit you alright, with help from a friend.

Soaring over the staduim and into the view of Falco his Star Fox's oldest enemy Andross. Andross begins to spit polygons out his mouth at Falco. Falco becomes aware of Wolf's plan to use Andross to catch himself off guard. He quickly dodges a ploygon and then a shot from the dark cannon. Wolf takes a wuick look around to see only a few smahers out fighting about.

Wolf: Hmmm. *thinks {There's Mario, Bowser, DK, Popo....WAIT! Popo never fights without Nana! *looks up at top edge of staduim to see smashers planning to esape* Ah crap! *calls a Wolfen and hops onto of it* You guys won't get away from Wolf O' Donnel that easily! *looks back at R.O.Bs* Arm the bomb now, and tell me when there is only 1 minute, 30 seconds, 15 second, and 5 seconds on that bomb!

Gold R.O.B: Beeep. Roger, roger. *noods and makes it's way to the bomb*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XvKcWfNiPg

~{Little bit before Wolf shows up}~

On the roof of the staduim most of the smahers were pilling onto escape rides. Kirby had his Warp Star (3 max smashers), Fox had an airwing (5 max), Snake had his chopper (8 max), Capitan Olimar's rocket (6 max), and ROB's personally built moving platform (the biggest escape vehicle) (12 max). Toadsworth, Toad, Pichu, and Toadette were also present.

Fox: We shouldn't try to escape. We can fight Wolf and Andros.

ROB: But, not the bomb. I know too well of how those things can't be stopped. I'm puzzled how Tabbu has all of those ROBs and his disposal. I thought I was practiacally the only one left that was on or leaving Angel Island when it blew.

Snake: Crap! Chopper's out of gas. I knew I should've stopped at the gas station.

Kirby: No worries. We still have enough space. Come on let's go. *hops on Warp Star*

Yoshi: YO!! {Fox is right. We can't leave while our friends are doomed.}

Snake: They made that choice to screw themselves. Not our problem.

Poke Trainer: Hey show some compassion!

Just then, primid with a rocket launchers began to open fire on the group. Snake threw a grenade and took them out.

Poke Trainer: I'm staying behind to help them. *sends out Pokemon team and Squirtle and Ivysaur hop onto his back*

Pikachu: *grabs hold of Poke Trainer's leg before he got on* Pika. {Don't stay, please leave with us!}

Poke Trainer: I'm sorry Pikachu, but I got to stay here. I'll try to stall them while you escape.

Yoshi: Yoshi! {I'm staying too!}

Birdo:Birdoo! {No Yoshi! It's not worth it!}

Yoshi: Yo. {Like PT said. We'll stall for as long as we can even if we get caught in the bomb.}

Birdo:........

Pit: *turns to Palutena* I will stay here to my goddess. I've fought with these warriors to long to leave them behind.

Palutena: *noods* As you wish.

Knuckle Joe: Leave it to me!

Kirby: You sure about this Joe?

Knuckle Joe: Yeah I am! I'll give them a good vulcan jab and they'll cry for Tabbu all the way back to Subspace!

Ike: I will also stall.

Marth: As will I *grabs right arm*

Ike: No! You are injured. Only those who can fight should stay.

Link + Zelda: *nood to each other* We're going to.....

Sheik: Leave. *turns to the couple* If Wolf is behind this then there has to be others to working for Tabbu. We must protect the Triforce. You two will go find Gannondorf and see if he is good or evil.

Link: Sheik you should leave to.

Sheik: I should but I'm not, and that's final.

Snake: I don't have time for all of you to sound corageous. Let's get out of here.

Fox opens the cockpit for his airwing and helps Toad, Toadsworth, Pichu, and Toadette in. He then jumps into the pilots seat. ROB hops onto his platform ship and plugs himself into the stering mech with his hands (he uses his mind to control the direction while his hands are pluged in). Capitan Olimar climbs into the rocket followed by Marth, Paula, and Nana. Fox's airwing slowly takes off as if relutcantly leaving. Fox takes one look back and then foucuses on getting out of there.

~{Back to Present}~

Wolf holds his dark cannon near the ledge. He see's Mario flying off in the corner of his eye. He takes aim at Mario just for kicks and fires right at him. The beam, however, is negated by a blue arrow as Mario still soars in the air. Wolf reconizes the arrow's handler and turns to see Pit firing more arrows at him on his airwing. Wolf losses his balance a little, but regains his position.

Pit: Here he comes! All who are leaving move!

Fox's airwing took off in a flash. The smasher's were taking their time onto the escape rides, but that was no longer the case. The smashers scrambled onto the rides as they too took off. Pikachu and Diddy barely made it onto their rides.

~{Who's on what ride}~

Warp Star = Kirby, Peach, Birdo
Airwing = Fox, Toadsworth, Pichu, Toad, Toadette
Olimar's Rocket = Capitan Olimar, Marth, Paula, Nana
ROB's Platform = ROB, Diddy, Link, Zelda, Pikachu, Palutena, Snake

~{Who's on What Ride}~

Wolf shots the dark cannon right at Pit. Pit tries to negate the affect with another arrow, but notices they aren't with him. Pit was hit by the blast before he knew his arrows were missing. Ike throws his sword up into the air while Yoshi and Ivysaur try to pepper the airwing with eggs and seeds. The airwing dodges the projectiles and Wolf keeps his balance. Ike jumps up and grabs his sword to perform Great Ather as Wolf and the airwing fly into it, but Wolf saw this coming. He grabbed Ike's hand, still barely holding the dark cannon in his other, and makes a weird movement with his foot. The airwing begins to open fire on Ike who was hanging in front of it.

Ike: OUGHAH!!!!!!!

Wolf then throws Ike into the air in front of the airwing and takes shots Ike. Ike is then turned into a trophy as he falls to the ground below. He then aims at the escapping rides.

The airwing opens fire on Capitan Olimar's rocket. The blasts break one of the windows and a followup one knocks Nana and Paula out of the rocket. Wolf doesn't bother at shoting at them and aims for Kirby's Warp Star.

Wolf takes a shot, but Kirby swerves out of the way. The airwing opens fire on the Warp Star in hopes of making it easier for Wolf. A blast hit the Warp Star and Kirby and Peach were sent off. Kirby evasivly grabbed the egde of the Warp Star, but Peach wasn't as lucky as she couldn't reach in time, but Birdo was able to use her (we don't know but we'll call her a her) suction ability to suck Peach back on due to her light weight. Wolf opened a barage of five shots on the Warp Star. The first connected upon the Warp Star turning it into a trophy, next the second barely missed Kirby, the third was able to hit Peach, fourth shot went astray, and the five nicked Kirby's toe. Birdo then fell to the tree's on the ground.

Wolf: Four down alredy. This is way to easy, but who said easy wasn't fun.

Wolf take aim at the giant platform carrying the majority of the characters. The two flying aircraft are over a large lake. This gave Wolf an idea. Wolf made more movement with his feet and the airwing began to open fire on the platform. The platform stood no chance as it broke into pieces. Snake grabs onto his cypher droid while ROB and diddy uses their jets/jet backs as they tried to despertaly escape. Unfortunatly for, Link, Zelda, Pikachu, and Palutena, they didn't have the same amount of luck. The four fell into the lake.

Wolf: *lowers dark cannon* I'll let them go. I've got other fish to catch back at the staduim. *airwing flies away*

Link lugged Zelda over his back as we swam after parts of the platform. Pikachu fell onto one of the pieces of the platform hard. Pikachu let out a very loud screach. Palutena swam over to another part of the platform. Link helped Zelda onto the platform Palutena was on. Palutena pulled her onbored and turned around to see a giant..........

Palutena: Waterfall!

Plautena's platform went down the waterfall carrying Zelda on it and a hanging Link. Pikachu heard them and searched for a way to avoid it. Pikachu saw a line of rocks he could use to escape. Pikachu leaped from one rock to another. He stopped at one and looked down at the bottom of the waterfall. None of them were to be seen. Pikachu let out a sigh and kept going.

[MortalSuperNinja]

most definitely as legendary as the pie under my bed,but not
quite as legendary as the toothpaste in my closet ;D

Owesome story!

[bobsnicket]

Very good! I like the inclusion of side characters!

And if I have to add some constructive criticism, the Pop Star you mention I think is actually a Warpstar. I am a bit confused about where the lake came from also.

[Legendary Ness]

You got me Bob (I'll change Pop Star). As for the lake........well......it'll be explained soon. Actually now.

If you looked at the map in the SSE in SSBB you could only really find the lake in the forest/swamp area. Well, as you know Master Hand is "supposively" the founder and creater of the world. He isn't seen much but, he told Bowser that he would like a man made lake built. Because Bowser is loyal to Master Hand he obeyed and made the man made lake. After many days of rain some of the land around it erodded to create rivers and that waterfall.

[bobsnicket]

So SS Stadium isn't in the air like it was in Brawl?

[ness11]

Hmmmm I was planning on this being a different stadium (also built to satasfiy Master Hand), but if anything changes were it is in fact is that staduim then yes. Oh, and I've also noticed that I saw thingypit a lot when I mean cockypit (weird).

EDIT: Dang it I did it again!!!!

Wolf rides the Wolfen back to the stadium. He has a smirk on his face as if completing his mission flawlessly.

Wolf: *laughs* It's only a matter of time till it's corrupt beyond any repair. Or at least bad enough that those panzies can't help. *remebers bomb* What's taking them so long to blow it up. I know it's been longer then two minutes. *calls R.O.Bs* What's taking so long?!?

Purple R.O.B: BEEP BEEEEP! Sorry sir, the smashers are getting in or way and we can't get to it.

Wolf: That's what Andross is for. He should have them all buisy.

Purple R.O.B: The bird guy you were fighting is shooting at him from his airwing.

Wolf: D**m it. Hold on I'll be over.

The airwing returns to the stadium. Some of the fighters that stayed behind are set up to intercept the airwing again. Wolf takes aim with his trophy gun at them. Charazard takes flight and heads staright at the airwing. The airwing opened fire as did Wolf with the dark cannon. Charazard dodged the shots and bit into the airwing's thingypit. The glass shattered partly and Charazard lunged inside and drew blood on the pilot. Charazard's efforts were all for not as he was turned into a trophy. The deffence on top of the stadium began to attack utilizing Yoshi's eggs, Ivysaur's bullet seed, and GW's baccon. The airwing easily swerved out of the way of the aimless attacks, but this was only a diversion to draw off Sheik, Squirtle, and Knuckle Joe jumping up to knock off Wolf. Sheik tried to attack from behind, but was grabbed by the pilot and throwen forward in front of the gun leading to a follow up trophization. Knuckle Joe and Squirtle teamed up for a hit on the tip of the airwing as Squirtle used waterfall and Knuckle Joe used Rising Break. Both moves were futile as Squirtle was hit by a dark cannon blast and Knuckle Joe smacked head first into the Wolfen. Wolf appeared not to have noticed Knuckle Joe and flew on by. Wolf took a few last blasts before heading towards the main arena stage (bomb one). He aimed right at Ivysaur who was unaware of Wolf as he took the shot.

Poke Trainer: Ivysaur no!!!!!! *dives and grabs Ivysaur as they both are transformed into trophies*

Wolf: Let's see. That adds up to.... nine total trophies. You guys are making me rich!

The Wolfen flew into the arena. There Wolf saw Falco enggaging Andross. Andross looked like he was getting pretty tired and fatigued.

Wolf: Time to take that bird to the ground.

Wolf's airwing get's within firing distance of Falco's airwing, but insted of firing Wolf leapes onto Falco's airwing and plants a time-bomb. Wolf free falls off just before it explodes. Falco, fully taken by surprice, crashed to the ground and layed on his face. He tried to get up but Wolf planted his claws into his back. With one last quick laugh Wolf fired the dark cannon at Falco, and he too joined Wolf's growing collection.

Purple R.O.B: Bomb's armed sir. We started the countdown to one minute to make up for our incompetence.

Wolf: It's alright. It only quickens your suffering, but fair enough. Now to take out any survivors...or better yet the smashers. *hops on top of Wolfen as it takes off* Then again, I wouldn't be letting the bomb do it's job. Fly

Purple R.O.B: Forty seconds.

The smashers were fleeing the stadium as fast as they possibly could, knowing that the bomb would engulf them into a living hell. Mario rode Yoshi trying to get away from the bomb as Mario was freaking out like a mainac. Yoshi kept his cool though, he'd rather focus on surviving then joining in the panamania of Mario.

Purple R.O.B: Thirty Seconds.

As Wolf began to leave on the Wolfen Bowser jumped and grabbed the back of it. he began to drag the Wolfen to the ground.

Bowser: What's going on Wolf!

Wolf: *walks over* Just let go and fall in.

Bowser: WHAT?!?!?

Wolf: Trust me. All of your questions will be answered, *steps on Bowser's hand* in due time.

Bowser couldn't take the pain of Wolf's foot no longer and let go. He pondered for a brief moment before screaming like a little girl whether Wolf was telling the truth or playing mind games.

Purple R.O.B: Zer..*get's sucked into subspace*..o.

The bomb went off and engulfed the stadium quickly. One by one the smashers were sucked in. Bowser simply was still falling when it went off, while others like DK and Popo were running for their lives. Yoshi and Mario were still a bit ahead of the blast, but it was catching up quickly. Yoshi knew he wouldn't be able to save himself from the blast, but he could save Mario. He stopped and threw Mario as hard as he could as he wsa being sucked into subspace. Mario let out a lone cry as he flew away, that would be the last of his friend he would see for awhile.

[bobsnicket]

Nice!

Wolf: Let's see. That adds up to.... nine total trophies. You guys are making me rich!

A reference to Star Wars Battlefront II by any chance?

[ness11]

Maybe......

Bowser fell into Subspace screaming like a little girl.

Bowser: AHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on back* Help, I...I can't get up!!!

A dark figure walks over to Bowser. It walked like a human and had know weird hammers or spines. The figure had a wolf/dog like look from where he was and how he walked. He soon came into view of Bowser's eyes.

Bowser: Lucario? Your not a bad guy.

Lucario: Oh yes I am.

Bowser: Nice try, but your not playing mind games on me.

Lucario: This isn't a mind game.

Bowser: Then what is it then?

Lucario: I'll tell you in this falshback!

~{Flashback}~

(Yes I copied a bit of the SKM metting on youtube, but it's different)

Lucario walks into a room with a letter in his palms. In the room were some of Smashbro's most nortourious villians. King Dedede was in there talking about how skilled he was with his hammer as he swung it one handed. Lucario took a seat next to him at a table. On the oppisite side of the table was Gannondorf and Riddley eyeing him. Then in walked what looked like the Ancient Minister (AM).

AM: Alright everyone listen up.

King Dedede: Wait a minute. Aren't you that head ROB guy. Last time I checked you weren't evil.

AM: I'm not that ROB. I'm......someone else.

King Dedede: Works for me.

AM: Ok so we all know why we are here. To take over the Smash world etc, etc, etc. But the problem is, we're severaly out numbered. I mean there is five of us and oh say thirty or more goodie-two-shoe panzies. We need to start recruiting.

King Dedede: Hey I got my waldle dee army ready to kick some but.

Gannondorf: Yeah well we all got our minons but let's not fool ourselves. They're walking talking dingbats.

Riddley: Of cource!

King Dedede: Yeah, you do have a point there.

Gannondorf: Well what about that Meta Knight (MK) guy. He looks evil and we have his ship, because Meta Knight is lazy at protecting his ship now adays, isn't he with us?

King Dedede: Well yeah I guess he could. I mean he's not really a villian he's moer of a neutral anit hero kind of guy. He's not into that evil stuff.

AM: Alright let's put him done as a maybe.

Riddley: Hey Lucario you got any ideas. Come on!

Lucario: Cario, cario.

King Dedede: Oh don't pull that Pokemon name crap with us. Bull crap we all know you can talk like when you do your final smash dumb @$$. TALK!!!!

Lucario: There, I don't know there aren't that many evil Pokemon.

AM: Well what the heck are we supposed to do if there aren't any villians. What about that bad guy from Donkey Kong King K. Rool?

Gannondorf: Oh hell no that guys a retard.

AM: Why?

Gannondorf: Let's see, he's an overweight psycotic alligator with a blood feeder and tries to screw with a bunch of apes. Not to mention he's a cross eyed dumb @$$. At least the fat penguin has a hammer.

King Dedede: Hey I'm not fat. I'm just bigger then you which intimidates you.

AM: What about Sonic's enemey Dr. Robotnik, or Eggman, or Dr. Robotlik, or whatever the heck they call him these days.

Riddley: I heard he was building some robot suits for some movie called Iron Falcon (not played by Capitan Falcon). *sees Dedede using cell phone* Dedede what are you doing over there?

King Dedede: I'm texting MK, he might be up for this even if it's "villan work", but I'll warn you he's bad.

Riddley: What do you mean by bad? We're all bad aren't we?

King Dedede: Just be prepared if he shows up. Besides, shouldn't Bowser be here?

AM: The invitation said "come if you want to rule the world and be evil", so apparently he's not intrested.

Gannondorf: Yeah right. He may be an annoying fat turtle, but he's not a dumb blond panzey who weilds swords and arrows.

King Dedede: Speaking of blonds with swords. What about a villian from that LoZ thing?

Gannondorf: *gruns* There is one other, but I don't know he's kind of a duish.

Riddley: He can't be that bad. Bring him in.

Gannondorf: Fine *gruns as he summons.....*

Vaati: Stands before you the all powerful sorcerer Vaati. Drop to your kneees and pr..*see's Gannondorf* Oh hey Gannondorf.

Gannondorf: Yeah, hi Vaati.

Vaati: So what is this some kind of gay sewing circle or something?

Gannondorf: Noooo, we are trying to find villians for the big take over and... *Vaati cuts him off*

Vaati: Well I guess you are all in seriuos help if you need me. I mean let's face it Ganny your time is up, your old news. I know you don't want to admit it but it's time for a new Zelda villian to shine. One that will be much better then the one's before it unlike the one's the have miserably failed before it.

Gannondorf: Hey listen up you f***** duish. Remeber that your only a pathitic minish that picked up a magical hat and made a wish to be a fruity purple sorcerer. You know what screw it, this ain't gonna workout. *uses Triforce power to make Vaati explode* VAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *others back away*

King Dedede: *phone rings* Hold up, don't do anything dramatic while I'm checking my text. *checks text* Yeah Meta says he's in.

Meta Knight(MK): *teleports in* He all you losers Meta Knight is here!

King Dedede: Remeber that I'm the main Kirby villian you got that?!?

MK: No way you fat losser penguin. Meta Knight could own you with a sweep of my sword.

Gannondorf: Quiet you two! Or do I have to blow you guys up with Vaati.

Lucario: Isn't there so Metroid bounty hunter that'd be willing to help?

Riddley: There's Dark Samus, but I don't know about it. It tends to hang out in Dark places that are to dark if you ask me, like in the bottom of a hole. Last time I saw him it was at night.

AM: Bring him in, we need a night guy.

Dark Samus: *get's summoned by Riddley*...... *sees light and no darkness*Ahhhhhh!!!!! No dark! No dark!! Need dark! *hides under table.

Riddley: Calm down. We summoned you here to see if you want to help the villians go take over the smash world.

Dark Samus: *stops yelling and stands on top of table* Well I'd have to get a decent amount of pay, same as what Riddley get's, *Riddley's mouth drops open* I'd have to get a good amount of the special technology, know exactly what or who I'm hunting, and perfer to work at night or dark places.

Riddley: I thought you were scared of the light?

Dark Samus: Not when I have the chance of making a deal, and I'm not scared of the light it just burns my eyes even wearing this helment.

AM: That takes us up to seven now.

King Dedede: What about Bowser's son Jr.? He's got a cool staff and is a heck of a lot wuicker then his dad.

Gannondorf: What, and be stuck with another bumbling idiot who is obssesed in catching that dumb blonde. Forget it.

Riddley: Actually I think he only does it to make his dad really happy.

Gannondrof: Fine, I guess we'll need another evil turtle.

Riddley: Isn't there that Cluase guy? He's full of himself and a hot head, but he's not that bad of a villian anti hero boy.

Lucario: Ahh heck yeah! I'd like to see him fight his wussey brother Lucas.

AM: Alright let's right that down. Clause vs Lucas = instant popcorn flick. I know I'm going out on a limb here but what about some guys from Fire Emblem and F-Zero.

Gannondorf: Hell no F-Zero. All they do is race around on a big track crashing into walls like a bunch of ametures. Even Vaati could do better then those dummies, and I'm talking about the Vaati that is currently suffering from an explossion.

Riddley: Hey they got Black Shadow he isn't that bad. Samuri Goro couldn't be to bad ever if we tell him that Falcon says he's fat. He's like Falcon's rival or something liek that.

Lucario: I think Black Kinght would be a resonable pickup. Remeber, there's about thirty strong willed hero's that we have to crush to acheive world domination. Sure we could use Peach as a hostage, but only Mario would buy it.

Meta Knight: Oh no! There can only be one knight only this team anbd that's Meta Knight!!! No Black Knight's going to share my same tittle.

Gannondorf: *rolls eyes* How many guys on our side due we have now?

AM: Tweleve, but I'm not sure how Goro is going to join the team. What happened to Waio?

King Dedede: Farts, that is what happens. Wario always farts and it drives me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! And I'm sure I'm not the only one who get's grossed out by his farts.

Meta Knight: Ahh that fat plumber drives me insane. I can't swing my sword once with out getting a fart in the face. Speaking of face, I hear King K. Roool's got a nasty one. I bet he could scare all those retards into the ocean.

Gannondrof: Hey that's not a bad idea! Forget everything I said, let him join just keep him away from me.

AM: Ok, all this talk is making me tired. Let's have a lunch break.

[bobsnicket]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ;D

You should help write the next SKM!

Nice rip-off; still don't understand why Lucario is evil though...

[ness11]

Your question will soon be anserwed Bob.....or will it?

~{Flashback}~

The villians returned from their lunch break full and ready to continue their disscussion. They summoned some of the villians they alouded to join such as Bowser Jr., Clause, and Black Knight (BK). Meta gives BK a mean stare as he sits down in his seat; FAR away from BK.

AM: Hmmm, that was some good keish back there...I mean got to hand it to the chiefs there for making some good food.

Gannondorf: That keish was good. I mean, yeah, keish is for girls not MEN like us.

Bowser Jr.: So how come my dad isn't here and yet I am?

~{Back to the present}~

Bowser: Hey, wait a minute. I never got that invetation!

Lucario: Yeah that's when things start getting weird.

~{Falshback}~

Then out of nowhere, a purple explosion came up next to where Meta Knight sat and out popped....

: Grettings, for your new villian has arrived! Sorry I'm late.

King Dedede: Wait, who the heck are you?

Eggplant Wizard (EGW): I'm the eggplant wizard. Hehehaiow!

Riddley: Uh-huh, and what game are you from?

Eggplant Wizard: Why Kid Icarus of cource. Now I can have my revenge on that medeling angel.

AM: Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa *rolls eyes as he yeahhs* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Hey, on second thought, maybe we have enough villians. Looks like you're going to have to sit this one out.

EGW: But I know I can help. I can turn people into eggplants.

Riddley: Yeah real helpful. GAHH.

EGW: I know if you guys just give me a chance...

Gannondorf: No shut the hell up and go away. Kid Icarus was a lousy game and your an even lousier character!

EGW: Butt...

Gannondorf then shot a Triforce beam from his hand in rage of EGW's deffience with a loud battle cry. EGW's body explodes and gushes purple eggplant everywhere, while his body blasts off through the ceiling. It everntually landed in a nearby smotthie machine.

AM: You know you should really control that temper of yours.

Bowser Jr.: Looks like someone had a mood swing.

Gannondrof: What are you talking about you migit turtle.

Meta: Ahh who's going to clean that up now!?!

King Dedede: Not it!

: I will.

The villians of the decagon table (10 big sides) turn to a voice coming from a plasma TV. It was from the infamous Andross.

King Dedede: Wait a minute. When did we get a plasma screen TV?

Dark Samus (DS): Hold on. According to that contract I signed over lunch it said I get any of the "special technology" and it's special. *gets up to rip TV off wall*

Andross: WAIT YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!! *Dark Samus stops* I had that TV placed while you were at lunch. Anyways, I've heard you need villians fof your hostile take over. I think I can be very much of assistance.

AM: And who are you? Not one of the eggplant's friends I hope.

Andross: I'm Andross.

AM: Never heard of you.

Andross: From the Star Fox games?

AM: Doesn't ring a bell.

Andross: I'm the main villian.

AM: I thought that was a game that helped kids learn their abc's.

Andross: Look, I'm from the game, I shot giant ploygons at people, they hurt, let me join.

AM: Well why didn't you just say so?! Your in.

Andross: One last thing, I want you to allow my team of pilots to help you. They're called Star Wolf lead by Wolf O' Donnel.

AM: Fine with me. That kicks us up to 16 now.

BK: Isn't there some Zant guy from LoZ available?

Gannondrof: Huh, I forgot about him. I don't know he's pretty loyal, but I think Link killed him back in Twilight.

Dark Samus: Oh Zant, I saw him attacking koopas yesterday. I said hi and he asked me if he wanted to go hunt down the Ice Climbers with him, but I said no because I don't hang out with strangers.

Riddley: *eye twitches*

AM: Alright let's add him and I think that will be enough for the villians. Now we have a real chance. Alright, meet back tomorrow for the depref of my plan that I'm going to work on tonight.

[bobsnicket]

Dark Samus is a doofus...


I like it!

[ness11]

~{Post Conference}~

(NOTE: Eye may twitch)

As the team of villians was leaving they remebered one key memeber of the team.

AM: Hey shouldn't we summon Zant now?

Gannondorf: Yeah, guess I forgot about him again. The name sounds familiar though in a bad way.

Gannondrof summons Zant using his Triforce power. Zant appears a little bit in front of the group of villians. Seeing Zant causes Gannondorf to have an apiffiney.

Gannondorf: Hey wait a minute, now I remeber. Your the retard that snapped my neck and killed me back in Twilight! I'm going to kill you for that. *pulls out sword*

AM: Hey nice to see you use your sword now!

Gannondorf: Thank you. I polished it last Tuesday. Now back to killing Zant. *charges at Zant* RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Gannondrof charges at Zant with all his might. Zant jumps out of the way and lands far away from Gannondorf. Then the party starts to hear music; the music sounded like none other then....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao2yi2EBiQ8&feature=related

Dark Samus: *in girly voice* Everybody dance now!

Ridley: *eye Twitches*

A disco ball started to spin around as it lowered from a tree it was hanging from. Brightly colored lights started to flash from it as Dark Samus ran out and did the worm. Some of the other villians felt inclinded to dance. Zant started to do the robot, with Dark Samus still sining the lyrics of the song. Bowser Jr. ran out and span on his head without really trying. King Dedede was waddling around on the dance floor, he called it "the crazy penguin". Clause did the lawnmoher as Back Shadow was doing the chicken dance. Over at the sidelines Gannondorf had a hand over his face mumbling about summoning Zant. He was still steemed about Zant killing him back in Twilight, but now he was just really imbarresed. Riddley's eye was twitching like crazy. A microphone then began to decend to the ground and Zant grabbed it.

Zant: Well, I'm sorry Gannondorf!
I knew I shouldn't have killed you in the Twilight
I'd thought I'd come back to life (like in all those sappy love movies)
But this was no happy ending
So now I'm back with a vengence
To assit you in all ways
Just remeber I know what your capable of
So don't pull anything funny
But let's talk about this later
For I know we're all not in the mood
Until then I'll toss it up
To my M.C. Dark Samus

Dark Samus: Everybody Dance Now!

Zant continued to keep on dancing along with the other villians that were prevesly dancing. The non dancers started to feel left out adn wanted to dance to.

Ridley: Ah, what the heck. *flys out and does the Eagle (flaps his wings slowly)*

Soon Lucario was out there doing the "groutchy Pokemon". Gannondorf eventaully walked out and did the "Soulja Gannon". This only left Meta Knight and Black Knight not dancing. Meta turned to BK as did he, then both looking away.

Meta: We hate each other after this.

BK: Agreed.

Meta and BK then turned to each other grabbd hands and did the Foxtrot. Everyone else stopped sining and dancing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=94JbmwxOy_0

A different song now began to play from where ever the CD player was. MK and BK were totaly foucused with the dance. The two were in perfect syncronization and moved with the beat outstandingly. The other villians began to clap and cry at watching such elegant dancing. For once, the villians actaully seemed unvillian like, and more like comical carismatic people. Of course, we don't know how long this will last.

And what ever happened to the villians from Star Fox? Well...

~{Floating Sea Base}~

The four Star Fox villians were laying on their floating sea base (also changes into their floating transport). Andross was hovering in the sky just a few feet above Team Star Wolf. The Sun was setting off in the west.

Wolf: Just look at that sunset guys.

Leon: It sure is beatiful.

Andross: Indeed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlk9Sj4Ns2k

Panther hits a button on a radio sitting next to him. They here an unfamilar voice singing.

Wolf: Panther turn that off!

Panther: Why not. I like the grove yo. It fits the mood.

Leon: He does have a point.

Wolf: I know *sniffs* But these kind of songs always make me cry. *cries*

Andross: Your not the only one *begins to cry*

Leon: Uh, Andross don't cry. Your tears are polygons that will crush us and or the transport.

Andross: Sorry, here maybe if I'm over the ocean *floats to ocean*

Panther: Yeah that's better.

Wolf: Well, guys *stops crying* Tomorrow, we go join the people that plan to rule the Smash World.

Leon: I say we can do it by ourselves.

Wolf: If Gannondorf, Wario, and Bowser couldn't do it....plus Master Hand then I'm not sure if we can.

Panther: That's becasue they had Wario helping them.

Wolf: Nevermind. I guess we could do it.

Leon: I say give'em the boot when things are getting too hot.

Andross: We'll see how the dice roll. Until then let's just enjoy the view.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok choice time!!!! Pick who's story you want to pick up on.
Choices are.........
Pikachu
Knuckle Joe
Zelda + Paulentena
Snake