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Post by ness11 on Aug 17, 2009 20:19:53 GMT -5
((OOC: To anyone who is under fourteen (SLE) DO NOT READ THIS THREAD OR YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOREVER))
Oh yeah baby, before I learned the ways of masterbatation I was a welp a pussey, but now I am the equivelent of your personal condom, always getting involved in your dirty buisness. I'll bring the cape especially for Bert.
So I hear you like boobz? Oh yes, I play with them every night all for a small fee of 2.95, but don't worry....I give discounts for regular customers. And we'll be able to get it all night long.
I clean my pole every week and wipe off the "wine" you spill all over it. This dirty fox would like to play ball for you and strut her stuff all night long, just for you. But for those of you who like the same gender well *licks self* I can be anything you want.
I have plenty of toys for boys and babes to play with if you lend a few more coins, and I'll sure I'll turn the most Sour into ones who hav fun for hours and hours *does sexy laugh*
Touch me, feel me, play with me, I'll be waiting behind the large line at my bar. *blows kiss*
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Post by ayame on Aug 17, 2009 20:31:16 GMT -5
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Bert
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Post by Bert on Aug 17, 2009 21:09:32 GMT -5
I lol'd.
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Post by |TheHappyFox| on Aug 17, 2009 23:12:23 GMT -5
...........are you a pedofiel??
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Sharpay
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Post by Sharpay on Aug 17, 2009 23:52:26 GMT -5
That was creepy.
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Post by The King Of Darkness on Aug 18, 2009 5:44:03 GMT -5
Honestly Why is this here and NOT in spam?
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IOwnedYou
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Post by IOwnedYou on Aug 18, 2009 7:03:28 GMT -5
Aha.... oh dear... I should have taken that warning seriously...
Was this another dare >_<
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Post by Drake Mitibuki on Aug 26, 2009 14:01:52 GMT -5
Wtf, This is for the SITE NEWS. This is obviously spam and is even creepy to boot. Wtf are you thinking LGN. This is just ridiculous. Can something be done about this? Deletion of post, temp ban, demotion?!...Seriously get it together man your staff what's your problem. Set an example....
Once again..WTF.
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Post by Ghost on Aug 26, 2009 14:03:29 GMT -5
LMFAO!!
Truth or Dare... what a bitch it is
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ManOfSteele
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Post by ManOfSteele on Aug 26, 2009 14:11:41 GMT -5
Wtf, This is for the SITE NEWS. This is obviously spam and is even creepy to boot. Wtf are you thinking LGN. This is just ridiculous. Can something be done about this? Deletion of post, temp ban, demotion?!...Seriously get it together man your staff what's your problem. Set an example.... Once again..WTF. I ROFL'd
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Post by sasukess on Aug 26, 2009 15:38:29 GMT -5
LMFAO. Did someone dare him to do this?! XD
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kunekune
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Post by kunekune on Aug 26, 2009 17:43:48 GMT -5
LGN is a whore...I FSCKING KNEW IT!
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Post by lloydexphere on Aug 27, 2009 11:22:13 GMT -5
..that's nasty..
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Post by |TheHappyFox| on Sept 10, 2009 5:59:26 GMT -5
i keep reading this and it reminds me of my dad the time me and him were home alone an he walked up and said " penis for your mouth" i just sit there going
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Bert
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Post by Bert on Sept 10, 2009 15:09:32 GMT -5
Kind sir I would very much like your father to take a seat right over there.
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