ManOfSteele
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Post by ManOfSteele on Jun 4, 2008 21:44:35 GMT -5
Now that school is out for most, what was your carziest school moment in the past year? Mine was in my Algebra 2 class
My teacher was sitting at his desk and we were about to watch a movie. I sit right up in front, and I mean right up in front. Also, my teacher is really old.
So near the Chalkboard, there's an empty water cooler sitting on a bench. He pulls down the Projector screen so we could watch the movie and accidentally knocks over the water cooler. This one dumb kid starts screaming to be funny and make a scene because the water cooler made a lot of noise.
Then all of his friends (half the class) starts screaming too. So while he's bending over to pick up the water cooler, half the class is screaming. Now the teacher(really old and really strict) turns around and looks right at me and says in the scarriest voice immaginable that an old guy could have "YOU'RE GOING OUTSIDE ON THE BENCH RIGHT NOW!"
Everyone else starts cracking up, but I just walk outside because I figured" Ok, this guy's a retard, I'd be pointless to argue with him"
So after I've sat outside for 10 minutes the teacher calls me over and asks me why I'm out here. I tell him that I have no idea. He tells me that I wasthe loudest in the class. I think very, very very calmly"wtf....Of course I'm gonna be the loudest if I'm right behind you and the rest of the class is screaming behind me and you have bad hearing." I actually say to him "I didn't do anything" But he dosent beleive me and I just say "Ok, I'm, just doin my work outside for the rest of the day."
But there is a happy ending: He's not comming back next year... justice is served.
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Post by ready2brawl on Jun 5, 2008 10:01:59 GMT -5
We set a world record for most simultaneous Diet Coke and Mentos reactions. For charity, of course.
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Post by Cell on Jun 5, 2008 11:41:53 GMT -5
I have so many it's not even funny ... SO I'll try to list some: - My math teacher went around the room in her chair passing back HUGE stacks of paper. She ran over someones foot and hit a desk and yelled, "SH!T!" - My math teacher also talks most of the period but still manages to get work done... - My english teacher asked a kid what grammer was... the girl said, "A cracker?" My teacher was cracking up at everything for like 5 minutes... - My science teacher started doing some kind of old peoples dance. He danced embarrissing like to this music that was playing. - My social studies teacher was having us all read out loud of the textbook. A kid who just read called on her, she read. Then she called on the kid again, he read. The kid called on her, she gave him the evil eye. -_o - My english teacher was teaching us propaganda. She gave us a paper to read and it had little parts of songs on there for examples. She sang them all! Have you ever heard one of your teachers sing "Funkytown"?! - My math teacher took an energy pill and she said she felt funny. A kid said, "Miss is high!" She said shut-up and the kid said, "Kristyn is high!" She threw her high heel shoe at him (it missed), and told him to get out of her room. I have more, I'll tell some more later. ^_^
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ManOfSteele
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Post by ManOfSteele on Jun 5, 2008 11:59:15 GMT -5
LOL The social studies one was funny
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Post by thedawnknight on Jun 20, 2008 18:24:35 GMT -5
I was going to th bathroom when a teacher came in and told me to get out in the hall your in trouble ( i didn't do anything , but i still got in trouble!!! )
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Post by Bert on Jun 20, 2008 19:05:33 GMT -5
Well, near the end of the year this past semester, we weren't doing anything in class and the heat made me high somehow. So we were all acting like morons in math class, when I suddenly got the idea to go up to the front of the class and sing one of the songs from Kirby Super Star (Song #19 if you have the game).
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Post by Stifmeister is Diego Armando on Jun 20, 2008 20:24:22 GMT -5
1. There was this one girl, who was all "Peppy" (Not Preppy) and "Popular" well, she was in my Advanced Lit class, and because I knew what her name was, she thought we were such good friends, even though she always made fun of my friends. But one day, there was this talent show and she was singing, and the sound tech stopped working, and she said "I can't take it anymore!" and ran out crying, and everyone was all: "Awwww" But after we got out, my friends and I were all "Shazam!" 2. There were a bunch of internet filters at my school, and we got mad cause we wanted to go on Youtube at school, so that's when I found out about proxies. 3. Every time something good happened to one of us, that person had to break out in a Disney song. My best known was "Gaston" Now guess what everyone thinks my middle name is?
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Post by ness11 on Jul 3, 2008 10:21:54 GMT -5
I might as well not try with mine......it's just really weird.
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Post by ManOfSteele on Jul 3, 2008 10:22:42 GMT -5
You have to..... or else
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Post by ness11 on Jul 3, 2008 10:46:48 GMT -5
Fine, but I'm not really invovled because I'm too good of a kid. Ok, there's this kid at our school who stands at 5'11" and weighs......well a lot..but not fat a lot. He's got this little dance he calls his "ninja dance" which really invovles him jumping into the air and swinging his arms and legs all about. So it was the last day of school before Christmas break and everyone was just screwing around that day. He goes around the school going into our pod's (and other rooms) doing his ninja dance in the middle of their class. He did it to the fat libariean first and she got really really really angry! Then he did it to our social studies teacher who really didn't care......until he jumped onto his 6'6" back! Then he went into my science teacher's room (he ninja dance's her a lot because she's his favorite). He also brought in some spoons, and she hates spoons. He goes around ninja dancing soem more people and then the day ends. Last catch, he had all of this video tapped! He put it on Myspace, but had to get rid of it becasue he'd get sued by the school. If you were able to keep up with all of that you are very smart
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Bert
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Post by Bert on Jul 3, 2008 11:36:05 GMT -5
Do you guys think Yoshi would be displeased with our shananigans?
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Post by ness11 on Jul 3, 2008 11:53:42 GMT -5
He'd feel jealous that he couldn't participate.
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Post by peram on Jul 3, 2008 12:31:10 GMT -5
Do you guys think Yoshi would be displeased with our shananigans? Yoshi pulls shananigans on a regular basis. Most involve Mario falling down bottomless pits...
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Post by ness11 on Jul 3, 2008 12:49:13 GMT -5
Not to mention he likes turning people into eggs
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Post by Raz2b on Jul 20, 2008 1:29:27 GMT -5
Just a forward note, I went to an all girls school, kay?
Alright, back in '05, on the last day of year 12, we (all the girls in year 12) stormed the staff room, chased them out, and took the IT teacher hostage.
But it was all good fun. Really, I think they were expecting it. But then, they let my year group get away with stupid stuff like that ^.^
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