Smash Brothers Tournament RPG

[mvpguy22]

Iownedyou awoke in Hyrule Temple all alone. He stood up...and Mvpguy22 appeared from below....

Me: you are awake...feeling better?
Iownedyou: Yeah...I guess...thanks......
Me: I've been exploring...and I've been hearing voices....coming down there...where I was. Sounds like two people.
Iownedyou:Well, Let's go!

They descended

[smashbro]

{Sirena Beach}
this beach is beautiful smashbro thought. the beach was always in perpetual twilight. everything looked perfect, the palm trees, the beach, the missing hotel, the huts, the ... wait, the hotel is missing
smashbro went to talk to the owner. he could see that where the hotel should have been was covered in slime
"no way" smashbro said out loud.
"some creature came and did this to the hotel. there it is again!" the owner said
it was a manta ray just like in the game.
"jeez whoevers doing this couldnt think of anything original"
"stop your insult. you must learn elemental technique 2"
"sakurai? you mean water?"
"yes fool. now go and make the clouds cry"
"you mean rain?"
"yes fool! must i tell you everything?"
"umm..."
"i have to go. am getting ready for moday post"
"whats it going to be?"
"a post...ON MONDAY!"
"oh... bye"
smashbro then focused on the water in the clouds. they grouped together and started to rain. but the manta avoided it after breaking in half a couple times. smashbro then focused on the water in the ocean and brought it up in the air. then he let it fall. there were only a few manta left. so smashbro made an air forcefield around them and moved the forcefields and mantas under the water. then he made the forcefield dissapear so the manta would be killed.
"oh thank you, the hotel is back" the owner said "but now, can you help clean up the beach?"
smashbro, who did not ignore a cry for help if he could help it, obliged.

[Big Boss]

(Pewter City)

So as we left are two heros, they were being chased out of the viridian forest.....after a while of cruising and still paying way too much for gas, they finnaly approached Pewter city.....

Me: Wow....this place isnt really all that interesting......theres only a few houses, a gym a pokecenter and a meuseam. everywhere else is just rocks.......

Snake: what do you expect.. the sign said Welcome to pewter city " Where Everyone is as Dull As our rocks"

Me: I noticed.....

Snake: well there is only one thing left to do here! Get Stoned......HAHAAHAHAH!!! Get it Kid! We are In a city full of rocks and I like to smoke!!!! I crack My self up!!

Me: ..........................wow........

Me: So to get through this town, Where to next?

Snake: The Map says we have to go to Mt. Moon.

Me: well there is no use stiking around here! Lets Ride!

Snake: I Bet this is where the rolling Stones Originated!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

Me: Give it up!!

[Naked Snake II]

Geo and Ike are now entering the dungeon.

IKE: I have the feeling this is gonna consist of a maze.

As both the swordsman enter the dungeon they hear gloomy groans all over.

GEO: Must be the zombies.

IKE: Hmph. At least there easy kill.

GEO: All right lets go to a portal.

Geo and Ike are walking in the labyrinth then see 10 zombies.

GEO: I got them.

IKE: No. Its ok. I got them.

GEO: Ok.....Seeing is how theres an even number of them coming at us in a very slow pace, well split them up evenly.

IKE: Sounds good..Lets do it.

As Geo and Ike walk calmly towards the zombies they effortlessly just swung their swords cutting all of them in half, and continue their way. As they begin to walk, they notice a few platforms and a sword in the center.

IKE: Hmmm.... Thats doesn't look like a trap.( with obvious sarcasm)

GEO: We'll just pass it around it.

As they get closer to the lonely sword, the room brightens, and there is rumbling everywhere?

GEO: UGHH..Ike did u step on a trap floor button??

IKE: No I looked where I was going.....Did you step on something?

GEO: Not that I know of.

?: You shall not pass.

GEO: Who said that?

At that moment he sees a mist, slowly condensing into a figure. Then the figure took opacity, and shape.

IKE: Link?

Then the sword in the middle flies into the figure that looks like Link' hand. And then Link charges at the two swordsman.......(to be continued)

[ready2brawl]

As soon as mvpguy22 and IOwnedYou found out who was speaking, they immediately regretted checking.
"What do you want with us?" said mvpguy22.
"It is not what I want, but what the Master wants," said ready2brawl.
"...." said Roy.
"... And the Master wants you two."
"What? Why us? Why not..." In an instant, Roy, ready2brawl, IOwnedYou, and mvpguy22 were gone.

[Naked Snake II]

Ike and Geo strike at Link at the same time, and is blocked with his shield.

IKE: That's impossible, how could you block us both like that.

LINK: HAAAAA!!!!

Link uses triforce slash on Ike.. With quickness, Ike returns to the ground all wounded up.

GEO: Ike!!!! Damn you Link....You'll pay for that.

Link charges at Geo, but Geo evades and counters with a flame attack hitting Link on his back. Then Geo follows up with a lightning strike and then a punch in the back of his head. then Geo jumps and comes down to attack Link, but he gets out of the in time. Link secretly plants a sensor-bomb to the wall behind Geo and attack Geo trying to get him to touch the bomb. Link uses his spiral attack, but fails as Geo jumps up and lands his sword cutting his arm off.

LINK: AHHH!!!

Geo now looks up at Link with Links blood all over his face. Geo charges with fury slash sendin Link to the sensor-bomb and blowing him to oblivion. The master sword now all that remains.

IKE: Nice job there Geo.

GEO: tee-hee. Thanks.. You okay? I got some medicine. Stand still.

IKE: Ouch! That hurts you motherf***er.

GEO: Well next time why don't you see an attack coming.

IKE: Point taken.

GEO: ....That should do it. Stand up now.

IKE: Feeling better now.

GEO: I think if we should put back the Master Sword as it was.

Geo picks up the legendary sword and stabs it into the center of the platform of the room. A loud thud is heard, then a portal opens up.

IKE: Wow. that was obvious.

GEO: Let's see where it heads to prolly in Onett.

IKE: Your guess is as good as mine.

They enter the portal and look around as they land in a beautiful off coast town with a beach.

GEO: Not Onett.

IKE: Then where are we?

GEO: Uh, excuse me mam. Where are we?

MAM: Well this is Delfino Plaza.

IKE: Delfino Plaza!!

The Mam leaves, and Geo and Ike hear her mutter....

MAM: F**king Stoners.

GEO: Okay?

IKE: Hey, isnt everyone else coming to Delfino Plaza?

GEO: O ya thats right..

IKE: Well by the time they get here? It might take a while.

GEO: Lets go walk around the place..

[Big Boss]

(mt moon)

As we left our two heros they were just leaving pewter city and now they are at the entrance to mt moon.

Me: shure is dark in there.......and cold..

Snake: Dont worry Kid, we got the headlights to show us the way! and extra blankets to keep us warm...this reminds me of a time when i had to do recon in a cave in december.

Me: so...what dose the map say about the native pokemon in the cave?

Snake: It says that there are 4 types of pokemon in there
1.Geodude
2.Clefairy
3.Paras
4.Zubat-Keep away from zubat at there sleeping hours...

Me: darn So we are gonna have to walk our motorcycles through the cave....well at least there is a path.

Snake: alright then Kid, lets get moving.
*one Hour later*
Snake: Im really getting tired of getting lost..

Me: Let me see the map.....Ok, so....It says that we are entering the final part of the cave...Zubat tunnel.

Snake:Ok soo your gonna have to be really quiet

Me: What! Im gonna have to be Quiet,...What about you!

Snake: I do quiet for a living...Im a spy remember.

Me: Ohh sorry my bad.
* a few moments later they are near the entrence of zubats tunnel*
Snake: alright we are gonna have to tip toe across and make shure your bike dosent hit the side of the wall.

Me: ok.
*so anyway they reach about 25% across the cave Untill*

Snake: watch your step!

Me: I am.
* Snake Stubs his toe on a rock*
Snake:!$#@^#%(^$&%#^%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOE!!!!!!!!
Me: Aww Now youve done it!!
Zubat: SCREEEEEECH!!
Snake: Lets hightail it out of here!!
*so they get on there bikes and head for the exit*
Me: They are gaining on us!!!

Snake: dont worry kid, I got us coverd* snake pullls out his land mine*

Me: your gonna blow up the cave!!

Snake: its either that or we get killed by those bats Kid!

Me: I get your point!! Just do it now!
*Snake throws the land mine*

Snake: IN THREE TWO...
Me: I can see the exit you dont have to blow it up, the zubat ont like sunlight..

Snake: To late!! ONE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

*They just make it out*

Snake: Thats how its done kid!

Me: Well lets not stick around for officer jenny to come and see the mess!

Snake: where to next kid

Me: well Mr. Mountian man, we are going to cerulean city.

[mvpguy22]

Mvpguy22 was forced to walk into the room (by Iownedyou) into the room of the Minister.

Minister: Well done, Iownedyou.
Iownedyou: Thank you, Master
Mvpguy22: Let me go you A&%!
Minister: Why should I? When I have a perfectly good use for you. Iownedyou, you know what to do.
Iownedyou: Of course.

Iownedyou took Mvpguy22 into a seperate room, where his scream was heard throughout the building

[Naked Snake II]

Geo and Ike are walking around. They see weird shops like the slaughter house( a family resturant) and what now..they walk down more and see a guy dressed up like Luigi yelling...

LUIGI: WAAA!!!!!!!!! Come and enter Luigi's Haunted Mansion.. The scariest ride of your life.

IKE: Reallyy....

LUIGI: You bet it is. And photo included..So what do you say?

IKE: Well there's nothing else to do. How much?

LUIGI: Hmm... Well I take it you two arent from around here, and have no money either.

IKE: Yes, Yess..

LUIGI: So, you two can go on ahead....

IKE: YAY!! Let's Go!!

As they walk in to get the tickets, the ride begins....

GEO: It sure is dark and gloomy in here.

BOO!!! MUAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Startled Ike draws out and slashes the contraptions.

GEO: Ike! Ike! Calm down.

IKE: Sorry..I get startled easily..

ROOOAAARR!!!

IKE: DIE EVIL MINION OF HELL!!!(Slash) Hoped YOU LIKED MY BLADE YOU JACKASS COCKS***ER!!!

GEO: Dude. Calm down.. There's a little girl next to you.

IKE: Huh? (As he turns around) oh.......Hee-hee hi little girl.

GIRL: I'm telling..

GEO: Crap..Smooth move there Ike.

MUAHAHAHAH!!!

IKE: DIEEE!!!!!!

SLASH SLASH SWING!!!!

GIRL: Nice one! now the ride stopped.. Now I'm really telling.

IKE: SHhhh!! SHH!!! AWw Comeone little girl dont do that.

JESSE: MY NAME IS JESSE!! AND I'M TELLING!!!

IKE: We'll do whatever you want...(Catching Jesse's attention, and turns around)

JESSE: Anything?

GEO: This can't be good.

They quietly leave the ride with the girl..

IKE: Ok then. Let's go.

JESSE: Uh-uh-uuhh. You have to do stuff for me.

GEO: (SIGNING) What do you want..

JESSE: Four tasks boys. One. I want you too to go shopping with me.. TWO: I need you too to do my room... And the third one we'll get to when we come to it., as well as the fourth. GOT IT!!??!!

GEO: Sorry there girl, we have no money..

JESSE: I figured u dirtballs have no money..Luckily I'm an eight year old rich spoiled bit*h. You too are to carry around everything.

IKE: AHAHAHAHAH! don't make me laugh.

JESSE: You know I have a big mouth.

IKE: Why does this have to happen to us..

GEO: Blame yourself.

So the three of them left for the mall..

JESSE: Okay Get ready. First I have to pick up my baby sister's birthday cake..

GEO: Okay thats not too bad..

They enter the bakery.

JESSE: Hi Mister Bakerer. Is my order ready?

BAKER: Just finished it.. It's in the back outside, I also got a wooden ox wagon for it too.

IKE: An ox wagon..

BAKER: It's a Huge cake there. It took me and my worker two weeks to perfect it.

GEO: Wow you are rich.

As they walk to the back they are amazed at the size of the cake..

IKE: WOW....what a tall cake...

Jesse grabs Ike by the throat with a demonic voice.....

JESSE: Now listen here? If a single scrape of frosting is off that cake? I will hang you from your scrotums and publicly viewed. GOT IT??

Ike and Geo are now scared..( Now back to her original voice)..

JESSE: Good. Now let's go for the mall

[Big Boss]

(Cerulean City) Day

As our heros left off, they blew up a part of Mt. Moon, well snake did, but now they are at cerulean city.

Me: This place isnt that bad...in fact its pretty nice

Snake: well we can only stick around for so long....

Me: aaahh whatever! i say we just hang and chill

Snake: fine Kid, we can stay but only for an hour...

Me: well what do you want to do first?

Snake: lets go watch a pokemon contest I was reading about them in the map guide.

Me: WHAT!! A pokemon contest!...I say we watch a battle at the gym!!

Snake: naaaa Ive had too much excitement for one day...you go ahead. im going to watch that contest.

Me: alright ill see you here in an hour.

Snake: ok kid, See ya then.
*so they watch go there own ways and an hour later they meet up*

Me: Man that battle was awesome!! Yea!!

Snake:* sobbing * Man....sniffle...those pokemon were soooo cute.....sniffle...

Me:...............wow.....

Snake: alright Kid Where too next?

Me: well we have to go to vermilion town to get to saffron. that will take probobly 3 hours to get there.

snake: alright Kid, Lets Go!

[Naked Snake II]

Geo, Ike, and the demented Jesse head for the mall...Geo is hauling the wagon with the cake(by himself) Ike was ordered to carry everything else.

JESSE: Well. Here we are Geo wait out here with the cake.

GEO: Just hurry up.

IKE: How much are we buying?

JESSE: Oh nothing only 20 shops.

IKE: 20 SHOPS!!! And I have to carry all your junk?

JESSE: You ruined the ride.

IKE: Let's just hurry it up.

( 2 hours later)

GEO: ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzz.....

Jesse now leaving the store with Ike carrying everything.

JESSE: WAKE UP LAZY ASS!!!

She starts to punch the sleepy warrior in the face to get up.

GEO: Ok! OK!! I'm up already lets go...

They start to leave Delfino Plaza. A 5 minutes later( after hiking up a huge hill) . They see a massive mansion.

GEO: That's your place?

JESSE: Oh. Its nothing only a million square feet.

IKE: Holy-

GEO: Ok now where do you want me to drop this stuff..

JESSE: In the back please.

GEO: Fine.

JESSE: And meet and Ike in my room where you will preform your second task.

GEO: .....Fine(with some grumbling in it)

A few minutes later, Geo enters Jesse's room.

GEO: Sorry I got lost coming up........WOW.....What a room.

JESSE: You two numbnuts will tidy up the whole room. Geo will use Windex and clean up the windows and remove dust, while Ike will pick stuff up.

IKE: OOOO Man I hate this...

(3 hours later)

IKE: There. Ya happy.

JESSE: Not bad. Not bad at all.

GEO: Can we go now?

JESSE: Two more are left to do.

IKE: Name it since I see no way around this.

JESSE: Well. There are some bullys at my school picking on me ....

IKE: What isnt there to pick on about you..

GEO: Shut up I dont want more stuff to do.

IKE: My bad.

JESSE: Anyways. I want you two to teach him a lesson.

IKE: What?

GEO: Your saying we beat up an eight yr old?

JESSE: I prefer the term owning him?

GEO: I'm not beating up some eight year old.

JESSE: You scared???

GEO: No I am not scared.

JESSE: Then do it or I'll have you two getting owned.

IKE: Shes right.............(Geo looks at Ike)...........She does like to use that term.

JESSE: Ignoring the moron now....Here is where he lives. At this time if hes not at his house, he'd be at the park.

GEO: This is ridiculous.

JESSE: You know what else is ridiculous is I have hold my promise so far...

IKE: Point taken.

JESSE: His name is Harold. When your done with him say that you shouldn't pick on people more fortunate of you....And then Yell DIRTBAG!!!

IKE: Wow. You got problems.

JESSE: JUST DO IT!!!!!

GEO: I'm regreting this already, but Ike let's do it.

Geo and Ike leave the room

[IOwnedYou]

He shut the door. " I'm not in his control, he can't control me", he grabbed mvpguy22. " Listen to me! They lead us to the minister", he looked out the peep hole the minister was still there. " We're in the perfect position to attack him, but also to die so I'm gonna need your help with this", he took out his sword. " I'll pretend to be the ministers servant again and-" he was cut off by the minister. " I don't hear any screaming in there IOwnedYou do I have to come in there?" he started to come to the door. " Shit! I'll put you in the postion of a severly injured person okay?" the minister opened the door. " What is it master?" asked IOwnedYou. Mvpguy22 was laying across the floor with cuts on him. Fake cuts. " Good, you're doing what you were asked now... Kill him... With me watching!" IOwnedYou got wide eyed. Oh crap...

[ready2brawl]

Ready2brawl rushed in. "No."
"Why do you not want him to die?" said his Master.
"He would be much more useful as a slave."
"Why would I need three human slaves?"
"Because, their only advantage is in numbers. If we take that away from them..."
"Excellent point." The Master waved his hand over mvpguy22's head. "Put him to sleep. When he awakens, he will be ours."

[Big Boss]

(Vermeleon town) Dusk

As we left our heros off they left cerulean city to go to vermelion town....and after paying too much for gas and food they finnaly arrived...

Snake: this is it vermelion right?

Me: Its what the map says...Yup this is the place

Snake: anything you wanna do here Kid?

Me: Not really.....Um...why dont we find the gate that leads to saffron....

Snake: you mean that gate.....over there..that says "gate to saffron city".....

Me: Oh...I didnt notice!
* they head over to the gate and enter*
Snake: Just think Kid, we are almost there!

Gate gaurd: Hold It!

Me/Snake:: what!!!

Gate gaurd: The Gate is closed cause Im thirsty!
* snake pulls out his gun and points it at the gaurds head*
Snake: WHAT!!!!! YOU SAY THE $#!$#@ GATE IS ^@%$#@ CLOSED CAUSE YOUR @^%$# THIRSTY!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN TRAVELING FOR$^$#^% WHO KNOWS WHAT!!! WE HAVE BEEN CHASED OUT OF!@%#@%** FOREST BY!@#$%^& BEES!!! AND I HAD TO %$*^%$*^ BLOW UP A &$*^% MOUNTIAN SO I COULD &&$_)(*)( COME HERE TO SAY I CANT ENTER!!!!!

Gate gaurd: Errrrrr......aghhhhh Man that soda was good ......go ahead and pass.....

Me: Thats what i thought you said!
* Go through the gate*

[IOwnedYou]

" ...Very well...", he was putting sleep powder on him when he whispered. " It's fake... Pretend to go to sleep", he walked out of the room. He looked at the minister then ready2brawl and said. " He's sleeping master. What shall I do now?" he had the expression in his head... Kill him now! He grabbed his own head and said. " What will we do when he's a slave? Will we make him kill?" he had such a tempting feeling to kill the master. His army killed my family... Kill him and everyone he owns "ugh..."