Post by nintendofan7 on Jan 27, 2009 11:21:19 GMT -5
Who Wants To Be a Millionare: Super Smash Bros Brawl Style (Chapter 7)
The lights come on in the studio as NintendoFan7 (Me) comes in and stands in the middle of the stage.
NintendoFan7: Hello folks and welcome to another Brawl themed Who Wants To Be a Millionare? Now I will introduce the next set of contestants-
Ness (in the audience): I'M GONNA MURDER THAT d**n MARIO!!
NintendoFan7: Ness, can you please deal with him later YOU'RE INTERRUPTING THE SHOW!!
Ness: NO! NOT UNTIL I FIND THAT ITALIAN NUTJOB AND BEAT HIS FAT ASS!
Pokemon Trainer (also in the audience): Dude. You really gotta
calm down.
Ness: Shut up!
NintendoFan7 (groans): YO SECURITY!! GET THAT MAD MIDGIT OUTTA HERE BEFORE I WHOOP HIS ASS!
Security come in and approach Ness who K.Os them and runs off laughing like a maniac.
NintendoFan7: Glad thats over. So as I was saying I will introduce the next set of Brawl characters WITHOUT any more insane iterruptions.
The lights go around the contestants.
NintendoFan7: Falco Lombardi!
(the crowd cheers)
NintendoFan7: King Dedede!
(half of the crowd boo and the other half cheer)
NintendoFan7: Wario!
(the whole crowd boo)
NintendoFan7: Toon Link!
(the crowd go wild for him)
NintendoFan7: Pit!
(Crowd goes nuts)
NintendoFan7: And Yoshi!!
(crowd claps)
NintendoFan7: Let's begin with our fastest finger question. Put these Mario Party games in order they were released:
A) Mario Party 4
B) Mario Party 7
C) Mario Party 2
D) Mario Party 5
Correct Order: C, A, D, B
(10 seconds later)
NintendoFan7:Times up! And the person who got it fastest was Wario! Come on up!
(Wario goes to the stage and takes his seat)
NintendoFan7: Alright Wario, are you ready?
Wario: Hell a-yeah!
NintendoFan7: OK for 100 dollars, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A. None
B. 5 trees a day
C. 1,000,000 trees a day
D. Spaghetti sauce
Wario: Uh is-a the answer A?
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, What is the only Boy Scout merit badge that Chuck Norris never earned?
A. hiking
B. life-saving
C. camping
D. cooking
Wario: Hmm, I'm not-a sure I'll use-a a lifelife.
NintendoFan7: Alright. You have 50/50, Phone A Friend or Ask The Audience.
Wario: Uh...I don't know which one to pick.
NintendoFan7: Pick one or I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, FATASS!
Wario: OK-K-K! I'll use 50/50!
NintendoFan7: Okey dokey then, Computer take away two wrong answers.
(Answers A & D have been eliminated)
NintendoFan7: Does that narrow it down for you?
Wario: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(NintendoFan7 starts groaning and gets out her cellphone)
NintendoFan7: Hey security, get this guy outta here he's doing my goddamn head in!
Wario: Ooh! Da answer is-a B!
NintendoFan7 (surprised): OMG thats correct! (phew!) FINALLY!
I guess you're not much of a dumbass after all.
Wario: WHAAAAT!!! YOU THINK I'M A DUMBASS?!
NintendoFan7 (trembling): No, no, no, no of-of course n-n-ot I was just-
Wario: I'M-A GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! (screams like a maniac)
NintendoFan7 (gulps): MOMMY!!
(NintendoFan7 runs for her life while the other nintendo chracters in the audience start laughing)
NintendoFan7: Hey! Come on, guys! Don't laugh at me. Can't you see that piece of fat fruitcake is trying to murder me!!
Security finally arrive and drag Wario out of the studio.
NintendoFan7 pants and goes back to her seat.
NintendoFan7: (pants) Finally! Well I guess we'd better do the next fastest finger question:
Put these Harry Potter books in order they came out:
A) Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets
B) Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
C) Harry Potter & The Socerors Stone
D) Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
Correct Order: C, A, B, D
NintendoFan7: Times up! And it appears that Toon Link had it fastest in 3.32 seconds. Come on up!
(Toon Link comes onto the stage)
Toon Link: Let's do this!!
NintendoFan7: OK first question for 100 dollars, How many pieces of the Triforce are there?
A. 3
B. 2
C. 1
D. over 9000!!!
Toon Link: OMG thats easy the answer is A
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, How are the two Ice Climbers related?
A. Siblings
B. lovers
C. friends
D. No one knows
Toon Link: Hmm. Haven't got a clue. I'll use the phone a friend.
NintendoFan7: Right-o
Toon Link dials his MOTOROLA.
The Ice Climbers answer.
Popo: Hey, Toony whats up!
Toon Link: Yo! Can you answer this for me. How are you and Nana related. Siblings, Lovers, Friends or no one knows.
Popo: Uh....I don't know. Sorry
Toon Link: What the hell? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW A SIMPLE QUESTION ABOUT YOURSELVES! I'M TRYING TO WIN SOME DOUGH HERE!!!
Nana: You want to win sticky dough on a game show?
Toon Link: No, you idiot! It's money! That's what they call it these days SHEESH.
(Toon Link hangs up)
Toon Link: Ah, screw I pick D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Why are so down? IT'S BLOODY CORRECT!
Toon Link: Cool!
NintendoFan7: OK. For 300 dollars, Will you get this question right?
A. No.
B. Yes.
C. Peanut butter.
D. Ness.
Toon Link: The answer is B. DUH! What a stupid question!! (moans)
NintendoFan7: Seems like you're pretty damn pissed today, whats up?
Toon Link: Alright to tell you the truth, I'm down because my girlfriend dumped me for Adult Link in the audience.
Link (in the audience): WTF? I never stole your girlfriend she came on to me, you dumbass!
Toon Link: Go to hell, fatty!
Link: Damn you!
NintendoFan7: MOVING ON! Next question for 400 dollars, Which three characters do NOT appear in The Subspace Emissary?
A) Mario, Kirby & Peach
B) King Dedede, Luigi & Ness
C) Jigglypuff, Toon Link & Wolf
D) Ike, Marth & Meta Knight
Toon Link: I hate to say it, but it is in fact C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct. Next for 500 dollars, How many Trophies are there in Super Smash Bros Melee?
A. 294
B. 300
C. 292
D. Depends on whether you're Japanese or not.
Toon Link: WTF? I don't know this!
NintendoFan7: Well then use a damn lifeline then, asswipe!
Toon Link: Fine. Whatever. I'll ask the audience.
NintendoFan7 (in a bored voice): Audience please help this piece of brocoli all vote now.
(100% of the audience select D)
Toon Link: I pick C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: ARGHH!! Thats incorrect, you stupid piece of brocoli!!!
Toon Link: Don't care, I'm outta here.
NintendoFan7: Don't you want your prize money first?
Toon Link: GIVE ME THAT!
NintendoFan7: NO!
Toon Link: GIVE IT OR I WILL CHOP YOUR ARMS OFF!!
NintendoFan7: OK OK take it already!!
Toon Link grabs the money off NintendoFan7 and runs off.
NintendoFan7: OK Let's do the fastest finger ONCE AGAIN!
Put these-
Ness: MARIO, YOU FATASS PLUMBER, YOU MUST DIE!!
Mario: NOOOOO!!! DON'T-A KILL ME!
Ness uses PK Thunder and shocks Mario who falls to the ground, and then Ness grabs his bat and beats Mario with it.
NintendoFan7: It seems that the show will have to continue the show tomorrow seeing as there is way too much chaos with Ness beating the cr** outta Mario and Toon Link stealing his own prize money when he didn't even deserve it!
Ness: DIE, MARIO, DIE!!
Mario: AHH! Help me, NintendoFan7!!
NintendoFan7: Sorry, Mario But I gotta go. See you tomorrow for the next episode of Who Wants To Be a Millionare!! Bye!
Ness grabs NintendoFan7 and K.Os her with his bat.
NintendoFan7 groans and faints.
End of Chapter 7.
To All Readers: I need more questions that need to be based on super smash bros brawl plz send some if you can.
Thanks.
The lights come on in the studio as NintendoFan7 (Me) comes in and stands in the middle of the stage.
NintendoFan7: Hello folks and welcome to another Brawl themed Who Wants To Be a Millionare? Now I will introduce the next set of contestants-
Ness (in the audience): I'M GONNA MURDER THAT d**n MARIO!!
NintendoFan7: Ness, can you please deal with him later YOU'RE INTERRUPTING THE SHOW!!
Ness: NO! NOT UNTIL I FIND THAT ITALIAN NUTJOB AND BEAT HIS FAT ASS!
Pokemon Trainer (also in the audience): Dude. You really gotta
calm down.
Ness: Shut up!
NintendoFan7 (groans): YO SECURITY!! GET THAT MAD MIDGIT OUTTA HERE BEFORE I WHOOP HIS ASS!
Security come in and approach Ness who K.Os them and runs off laughing like a maniac.
NintendoFan7: Glad thats over. So as I was saying I will introduce the next set of Brawl characters WITHOUT any more insane iterruptions.
The lights go around the contestants.
NintendoFan7: Falco Lombardi!
(the crowd cheers)
NintendoFan7: King Dedede!
(half of the crowd boo and the other half cheer)
NintendoFan7: Wario!
(the whole crowd boo)
NintendoFan7: Toon Link!
(the crowd go wild for him)
NintendoFan7: Pit!
(Crowd goes nuts)
NintendoFan7: And Yoshi!!
(crowd claps)
NintendoFan7: Let's begin with our fastest finger question. Put these Mario Party games in order they were released:
A) Mario Party 4
B) Mario Party 7
C) Mario Party 2
D) Mario Party 5
Correct Order: C, A, D, B
(10 seconds later)
NintendoFan7:Times up! And the person who got it fastest was Wario! Come on up!
(Wario goes to the stage and takes his seat)
NintendoFan7: Alright Wario, are you ready?
Wario: Hell a-yeah!
NintendoFan7: OK for 100 dollars, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A. None
B. 5 trees a day
C. 1,000,000 trees a day
D. Spaghetti sauce
Wario: Uh is-a the answer A?
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, What is the only Boy Scout merit badge that Chuck Norris never earned?
A. hiking
B. life-saving
C. camping
D. cooking
Wario: Hmm, I'm not-a sure I'll use-a a lifelife.
NintendoFan7: Alright. You have 50/50, Phone A Friend or Ask The Audience.
Wario: Uh...I don't know which one to pick.
NintendoFan7: Pick one or I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, FATASS!
Wario: OK-K-K! I'll use 50/50!
NintendoFan7: Okey dokey then, Computer take away two wrong answers.
(Answers A & D have been eliminated)
NintendoFan7: Does that narrow it down for you?
Wario: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(NintendoFan7 starts groaning and gets out her cellphone)
NintendoFan7: Hey security, get this guy outta here he's doing my goddamn head in!
Wario: Ooh! Da answer is-a B!
NintendoFan7 (surprised): OMG thats correct! (phew!) FINALLY!
I guess you're not much of a dumbass after all.
Wario: WHAAAAT!!! YOU THINK I'M A DUMBASS?!
NintendoFan7 (trembling): No, no, no, no of-of course n-n-ot I was just-
Wario: I'M-A GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! (screams like a maniac)
NintendoFan7 (gulps): MOMMY!!
(NintendoFan7 runs for her life while the other nintendo chracters in the audience start laughing)
NintendoFan7: Hey! Come on, guys! Don't laugh at me. Can't you see that piece of fat fruitcake is trying to murder me!!
Security finally arrive and drag Wario out of the studio.
NintendoFan7 pants and goes back to her seat.
NintendoFan7: (pants) Finally! Well I guess we'd better do the next fastest finger question:
Put these Harry Potter books in order they came out:
A) Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets
B) Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
C) Harry Potter & The Socerors Stone
D) Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
Correct Order: C, A, B, D
NintendoFan7: Times up! And it appears that Toon Link had it fastest in 3.32 seconds. Come on up!
(Toon Link comes onto the stage)
Toon Link: Let's do this!!
NintendoFan7: OK first question for 100 dollars, How many pieces of the Triforce are there?
A. 3
B. 2
C. 1
D. over 9000!!!
Toon Link: OMG thats easy the answer is A
NintendoFan7: Correct! For 200 dollars, How are the two Ice Climbers related?
A. Siblings
B. lovers
C. friends
D. No one knows
Toon Link: Hmm. Haven't got a clue. I'll use the phone a friend.
NintendoFan7: Right-o
Toon Link dials his MOTOROLA.
The Ice Climbers answer.
Popo: Hey, Toony whats up!
Toon Link: Yo! Can you answer this for me. How are you and Nana related. Siblings, Lovers, Friends or no one knows.
Popo: Uh....I don't know. Sorry
Toon Link: What the hell? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW A SIMPLE QUESTION ABOUT YOURSELVES! I'M TRYING TO WIN SOME DOUGH HERE!!!
Nana: You want to win sticky dough on a game show?
Toon Link: No, you idiot! It's money! That's what they call it these days SHEESH.
(Toon Link hangs up)
Toon Link: Ah, screw I pick D, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Why are so down? IT'S BLOODY CORRECT!
Toon Link: Cool!
NintendoFan7: OK. For 300 dollars, Will you get this question right?
A. No.
B. Yes.
C. Peanut butter.
D. Ness.
Toon Link: The answer is B. DUH! What a stupid question!! (moans)
NintendoFan7: Seems like you're pretty damn pissed today, whats up?
Toon Link: Alright to tell you the truth, I'm down because my girlfriend dumped me for Adult Link in the audience.
Link (in the audience): WTF? I never stole your girlfriend she came on to me, you dumbass!
Toon Link: Go to hell, fatty!
Link: Damn you!
NintendoFan7: MOVING ON! Next question for 400 dollars, Which three characters do NOT appear in The Subspace Emissary?
A) Mario, Kirby & Peach
B) King Dedede, Luigi & Ness
C) Jigglypuff, Toon Link & Wolf
D) Ike, Marth & Meta Knight
Toon Link: I hate to say it, but it is in fact C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: Correct. Next for 500 dollars, How many Trophies are there in Super Smash Bros Melee?
A. 294
B. 300
C. 292
D. Depends on whether you're Japanese or not.
Toon Link: WTF? I don't know this!
NintendoFan7: Well then use a damn lifeline then, asswipe!
Toon Link: Fine. Whatever. I'll ask the audience.
NintendoFan7 (in a bored voice): Audience please help this piece of brocoli all vote now.
(100% of the audience select D)
Toon Link: I pick C, final answer.
NintendoFan7: ARGHH!! Thats incorrect, you stupid piece of brocoli!!!
Toon Link: Don't care, I'm outta here.
NintendoFan7: Don't you want your prize money first?
Toon Link: GIVE ME THAT!
NintendoFan7: NO!
Toon Link: GIVE IT OR I WILL CHOP YOUR ARMS OFF!!
NintendoFan7: OK OK take it already!!
Toon Link grabs the money off NintendoFan7 and runs off.
NintendoFan7: OK Let's do the fastest finger ONCE AGAIN!
Put these-
Ness: MARIO, YOU FATASS PLUMBER, YOU MUST DIE!!
Mario: NOOOOO!!! DON'T-A KILL ME!
Ness uses PK Thunder and shocks Mario who falls to the ground, and then Ness grabs his bat and beats Mario with it.
NintendoFan7: It seems that the show will have to continue the show tomorrow seeing as there is way too much chaos with Ness beating the cr** outta Mario and Toon Link stealing his own prize money when he didn't even deserve it!
Ness: DIE, MARIO, DIE!!
Mario: AHH! Help me, NintendoFan7!!
NintendoFan7: Sorry, Mario But I gotta go. See you tomorrow for the next episode of Who Wants To Be a Millionare!! Bye!
Ness grabs NintendoFan7 and K.Os her with his bat.
NintendoFan7 groans and faints.
End of Chapter 7.
To All Readers: I need more questions that need to be based on super smash bros brawl plz send some if you can.
Thanks.
Why did Mario quit? He never got one wrong or ran away like a maniac...
