Post by smashbro on Apr 7, 2009 16:08:11 GMT -5
Which work excuse is funniest. this is real, cited here:
msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1861-Workplace-Issues-12-Amusing-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work/?sc_extcmp=JS_1861_home1&SiteId=cbmsnhp41861&ArticleID=1861>1=23000&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=f8a01b5533724ad8a7302d7041abd53a-292438905-J6-5
1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.
msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1861-Workplace-Issues-12-Amusing-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work/?sc_extcmp=JS_1861_home1&SiteId=cbmsnhp41861&ArticleID=1861>1=23000&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=f8a01b5533724ad8a7302d7041abd53a-292438905-J6-5
1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.
smashbro ~~~ Authority: 20 ~~~ Combat: 10
